"Well, I believe in you. Xue Yingying drew a circle on his chest and said: "Anyway, I am marrying a chicken and a dog and marrying a dog, in fact, I should go back with you, but my current identity is still a wanted criminal, and I can't go back!" ”

"Hmm!"

Xue Yingying didn't follow: "Mmmmmmmm, except for um, let's talk about something else!" ”

"You know I'm not very good at coaxing girls." Qu Yong scratched his head and said, "I'm embarrassed to say those sweet words!" ”

Xue Yingying's body shrank slightly, and she said in a low voice: "People don't want you to say sweet words, you can just say it, or you can tell jokes!" ”

"It's a joke." Qu Yong said: "Last National Day, Bumblebee came to tell me a joke, which was quite interesting!" ”

Xue Yingying chirped: "Bumblebee, what joke he can say, it must be not serious." "Hmm." Qu Yong said: "He said that Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West" is a woman. Xue Yingying's eyes widened, and she laughed and said, "This person will talk nonsense!" ”

"No, it's not." Qu Yong said seriously: "He said something to testify, it's quite interesting, listen, the first whole "Journey to the West" Sun Wukong likes to transform into a beauty, this is "her" desire for her true body, and it is also the author's hint!" ”

"Phew..."Xue Yingying said: "Then Sun Wukong has become a fly!" ”

Qu Yong said: "Maybe the fly is also a female... Oops......" Experienced men will smile when they hear this "Oops", understanding that there is only one situation where men will make oops in bed, he continued: "Second, although Sun Wukong has a method of fixing, he has never flirted with beauties, although she" entered Buddhism, but she did not abide by the rules, why, besides, as the protagonist of a book, she did not have emotional entanglements with any women, which affected the ratings! ”

Xue Yingying said: "Hmph, then you men will tease beautiful women, are you, ah, tell me honestly." "This woman is like this, once the relationship is established, they will take the initiative to transform into a mother, sister, wife, lover, boss and woman and so on.

Qu Yong waved his hand again and again: "Naturally not, it's not that you don't know my temper!" ”

Xue Yingying tilted her head and thought for a while: "Then how do I know, whether you will change in the future, it seems that I have to pay a little more attention." Qu Yong said: "Okay." Xue Yingying said: "You go on." Qu Yong said: "For example, Sun Wukong's title is the Monkey King, you see that "she" is also wearing a leopard print hip-length short skirt, why did "she" become a bride when Gao Laozhuang let Zhu Bajie carry it all the time, why always destroy the female goblin to tease Tang Seng, and the most critical point is ......"

When Qu Yong said this, he suddenly thought of something, closed his mouth tightly, and didn't say any more, Xue Yingying urged: "Say, what else is the most important." Qu Yongdao shook his head: "No, that's all." Xue Yingying's face changed and said, "Hmph, you just said that there are still others, why don't you say it." Qu Yong said with a bitter face: "I wanted to say it, but I forgot." Xue Yingying said: "You really forgot." Qu Yong said: "Really." Xue Yingying said: "You look into my eyes and say, you forgot!" ”

Qu Yong looked at her eyes, suddenly tilted his head, and actually fell asleep in a second, snoring like thunder.

"Stupid, badass, rotten, hey!!" No matter how Xue Yingying yelled and pinched him, Qu Yong slept to death, if you want to say the four most useful tricks for dealing with women, there is definitely this trick of "pretending to sleep" on it, which is very easy to use, and finally, Xue Yingying was also tired of tossing, so she fell asleep with Qu Yong in her arms.

At this time, in the distance, far away, there was also a smooth woman holding an equally smooth man, sweet and sweet, and smelled crookedly: "Bumblebee, Xiaofengfeng, oops, Hani, what do you say, what is the last reason." Bumblebee sighed deeply and said obscenely: "The most powerful reason to say that Wukong is a beautiful cutie is... She went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to find weapons, and the Dragon King didn't like so many weapons, but she had a soft spot for the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick that could expand and contract freely and be big and small! Don't you understand! ”

"Oh, I hate it...... the girl thought about it, and then she figured it out, blushing and desperately beating the bumblebee's chest, shouting: "I hate it, I hate it... You men are so boring......"

Bumblebee grabbed the two white and tender little hands, and said with a smile: "Yes, don't you like the golden hoop stick that can be big and small." The girl said shyly: "I don't know, I don't know......"

"I don't know," Bumblebee said, "I'll let it say hello to you now, or you'll know!" ”

At this moment, there was a sudden "bang", the door was kicked open, and a crimson cheongsam woman walked in, she seemed to like wearing cheongsam, with silver fingers on both little fingers, and a hint of a smile on the corner of her mouth.

I saw her slowly sitting on the chair next to her, lighting a cigarette for herself, inhaling tightly, and signaling the bumblebee to continue, but the bumblebee seemed to have been stung by a poisonous and ruthless bumblebee, pulled her underwear, jumped up from the bed, and said with a smile: "Fourth girl, why are you here!" ”

"You go ahead." The fourth girl didn't mean to disturb him, but she didn't mean to leave, she just smiled and said, "I won't bother you!" ”

Bumblebee laughed and said, "Fourth girl, you're kidding, in fact, I have nothing to do with her!" ”

"Yes." The fourth girl said: "It's natural for men to come out to play, there's nothing to be embarrassed about!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Bumblebee said yes vigorously, but his stomach was secretly shouting: "What's wrong with this evil woman, I'll wipe it, what's the situation!" At this time, the little girl was not convinced, she wrapped the quilt and got out of bed to hold the hand of the bumblebee, and said angrily: "Who is she, why do you have to break off the relationship with me as soon as she comes!" Oh, I see, she... No, you want such an old woman too!! Woowoo woo ......"

Bumblebee was shocked, and hurriedly covered her mouth and apologized: "Fourth girl, she... She's actually... She... She, I'm going to ......"

In fact, the fourth girl is not old, she has just been in a high position for a long time, with a majesty, and she is also mature in that cheongsam, so it seems to be a little mature compared to this kind of little girl, but in the eyes of those who really know how to appreciate women, this is undoubtedly another charm, just listen to her said lightly: "What does she say, what is she,!" ”

Bumblebee was in a hurry and blurted out: "Actually, she is not human, she is not human, she has never told the truth!" ”

The fourth girl frowned slightly and said, "What are you talking about!" ”

Bumblebee didn't know what he was talking about, he was trembling with his legs now, he didn't understand why he took the girl out to open a house such a small thing, the fourth girl would actually come to the door to check the house, she was not a policeman, and she was not the girl's parent, why did she do this, but he didn't understand it, he still tried his best to use his brain, and said, "Actually, ......"

"Actually!!" The fourth girl seemed to be very interested in the cold sweat on Bumblebee's forehead, and a mocking smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "I want to see what you say today, if you can justify yourself, I will give you a business, if you can't justify yourself, I want you... Card rub. She said the word "Ka Cha", and looked at Bumblebee's little brother, who clamped his legs and nodded desperately: "Okay, okay, in fact, she is a little elf who talks back!" ”

"Oh!"

Bumblebee's mind turned around, and he had already calculated it, and said: "A while ago, we went out to play in the dormitory, in fact, it was only me and the fat man, Brother Xiaoyong and the boss went out to make a fortune......"

The fourth girl said: "Don't delay time, get to the point." "She seems to be in a good mood today, but she is playing with Bumblebee, to be precise, she seems to be looking at Bumblebee's adaptability and the level of kung fu with a mouth.

Bumblebee confidently said: "We went out to play in Qiandao Lake, and once I was washing my hands by the lake, and at this time a female frog jumped over me, and it said to me: "I won't step on dog shit, I won't step on dog shit." "Then he jumped away, and the fat man was eating, so he didn't know, and I wondered why the frog could talk, because of the materialist education I received since I was a child, so I didn't care, so I washed my hands and went to find the fat man, who knew that after walking a few steps, I stepped on a piece of dog shit, and I was stupid at that time, because there were no dogs around there!"

The fourth girl saw that what she said was serious, and nodded to continue.

Encouraged and confident, Bumblebee exerted his skills and said, "The next morning I went there again to look for the frog, and it said to me, "The United States will not fight Syria, the United States will not fight Syria." I just laughed, who knew that when I watched the news at night, Oba Niu actually announced that he was attacking Syria, and I was stupid at that time, everything the frog said was the opposite, and I decided that I must catch the frog, and then I would get rich, so I went to the lake that night and waited, and waited until dawn, and it came out of the water again, and said to me: "Thailand Youth Team 1-7 national football team." "Isn't this sentence seven to one, I didn't believe in such a disparity in scores, and then I went to the periphery with the mentality of giving it a try, and the prophecy came true again, which is seven times the odds, so I believe it is a magical little frog who loves to talk back!"

The fourth girl seemed to listen with relish and asked, "You are talking about the little frog, what does it have to do with this girl?" ”

The bumblebee slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "It's a big deal, I believe in its magic, I decided to invite it back, I wore out the skin of the skin and it came, and then it said that it had never seen a human hotel, so I took her to this hotel without saying a word, opened the room, I put it on the bed and said, "Wonder little frog, please tell me, how I should get rich." The little frog said, "Don't kiss me." "I didn't say a word, I immediately kissed it on the forehead, I didn't expect that the frog suddenly turned into a very beautiful little girl in front of me, she said that she had been enchanted, thank me for saving her, so I want to make a promise, four girls, you believe me, this little girl is really a little elf who loves to talk back, she actually means that you are beautiful, beautiful, affectionate and gentle."