Yang Chuan, the righteous son of Princess Pingyang and Hou Weiqing of Changping, was 'discounted by Princess Pingyang with two legs' because of his resistance to marriage, and now he is sick in bed, and he is estimated to not be able to get up for three or five months......

This news quickly spread in Chang'an City, and became a 'great joy' after tea and dinner for many powerful families, gentlemen, and the government and the opposition.

Even, this news has spread outward very strangely, and has become the talk of those princes and kings surnamed Liu, which has the posture of "great happiness" and "drumming and beating everyone".

It's fun to think about.

A 'wild boy' who has no heels, but he is attached to Princess Pingyang, and at the age of fifteen, he became the young master of the Han Empire and the marquis of the Yulin Army.

It just doesn't make sense!

As a result, in the case of 'being killed by the wind review', Yang Chuan's reputation suffered a heavy blow again, almost like Zhang Lian, Fan Li and other gentlemen, and became one of the 'four major evils' of Chang'an City.

As for the salt dealer Cao Xiang? can't be compared, that product has now been reborn, and has become a well-known 'Cao family', a well-known scholar in the Han Empire......

Hearing this 'bad news', Huo Qubing and Cao Xiang took the lead in coming.

"Hahaha, Yang Chuan, I heard that your dog's leg was discounted by your mother, Ben Hou rushed to offer condolences and sprinkled some salt on your wound."

As soon as they met, Cao Xiang laughed proudly, and wanted to lift the quilt with his hands and feet to see Yang Chuan's 'broken leg' with his own eyes.

As a result, it annoyed Huo Quai.

As soon as this thing kicked over, Cao Xiang fell and ate, and said angrily: "Yang Chuan's leg was discounted, what are you happy about?" ”

Cao Xiang was not angry, got up from the floor, and said with a smile: "You are an iron Hanhan, you know a fart!" ”

Huo Quzhi sat down beside Yang Chuan, sighed, grabbed one of Yang Chuan's hands, and said very seriously: "Yang Chuan, you can go with confidence, your family's grain, meat and vegetables or something, I will help you eat, your family's cattle and sheep livestock, I will rush to my fiefdom......"

Yang Chuan withdrew his hand and scolded with a smile: "Get out!" ”

Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang laughed, pressed Yang Chuan on the bed, and carefully checked his 'injury'.

"No, the two dog legs were discounted, why did you give birth to a third chicken leg?"

"Huh, little chicken legs? Is there one? ”

"Yes, you see, it's a little smaller, smaller and softer than a caterpillar in a vegetable patch."

"It's really a little small, no wonder you want to resist marriage, hahaha......"

At first, Yang Chuan was still resisting, but soon he gave up.

Huo Quai's two hands are simply two vices, pressing him on the 'sickbed' to death, and he can't struggle at all.

And.

He finally understood a sentence, this is sometimes, the more you struggle and resist, the more excited the two guys are Cao Xiang and Huo Quzhi......

After a long period of chatter, the two finally felt bored and let Yang Chuan go.

"Yang Chuan, you guy, what kind of illness are you pretending to be sick?"

Huo Quzhi made a pot of 'wild chrysanthemum tea' and poured a bowl for the three of them, and then asked curiously: "Who do you want to pit again?" ”

Cao Xiang looked at Yang Chuan with a blank look, and he was also puzzled: "Yes, this is good...... Are you trying to calculate a Sang Hong sheep? Or Gongsun Hong? Or do you want to show my uncle in the face? ”

Yang Chuan sighed and said, "It's not that you want to be pitted by anyone, but you don't want to be pitted by others, so you pretend to be sick and hide for a while." ”

Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang shook their heads: "Edit, continue to edit." ”

"Really, when did I, Yang Chuan, deceive my brother," Yang Chuan said depressedly, "The emperor wants to implement the tuntian system, but no one in the court opposes it, but no one implements it, and this big black cauldron must be carried by someone in the end;

The father-in-law is still fighting in Mobei, not to mention, he has just made the Marquis of Changping, and no one will dare to touch him at this time; Yes, everyone's eyes are looking around, isn't there another Yang Chuan? The title is not high, the military merits are not obvious, and it is just right to step on the face a few times......"

Huo Quzhi was a little annoyed when he heard this, smashed the corner of the case with a punch, and scolded: "Sang Hong sheep of dog Riha!" ”

Cao Xiang's eyes flashed, and the old god looked at Yang Chuan: "It's just this kind of, scared you to pretend to be sick?" ”

Yang Chuan sighed: "I'm just a little little master." ”

Cao Xiang smiled and said, "Don't lie to your own brother, let's say, what should I do next, who should I get?" ”

Yang Chuan scolded angrily: "Guess! ”

Cao Xiang thought about it sideways and said, "Gongsun Hong is the prime minister, the government and the opposition are up and down, intertwined, do you really want to play with him?" ”

Yang Chuan put his hands behind his head and said leisurely: "Anyway, I have broken my legs by my mother now, and I can't get off the bed, my father-in-law Sun Hong is the prime minister, the head of a hundred officials, what do you want......"

……

Want to wrestle with Prime Minister Sun Hong?

Yang Chuan didn't even think about it.

After returning to the land of Mobei and building Luding City with his own hands, Yang Chuan gradually figured out one thing, that is, he couldn't do things that he couldn't do in his position.

There is a saying on the grassland that it is good that donkeys in the Western Regions learn to walk, and it is easy to break their crotches and pull their balls.

A small and nominal Marquis of the Yulin Army wants to play scheming and wrestle with the bigwigs in the court, isn't that pure death?

Thinking about this clearly, Yang Chuan decided: continue to develop obscenely for a while.

The long is seven or eight years, and the short is three or five years.

Before there was no marquis, he, Yang Chuan, would never go to the court to talk crookedly.

This choice made him very uncomfortable, but there was no way to do it.

Think about it, with his current strength, it's not enough for those old thieves in the court to stuff their teeth, just rush up like this, it is estimated that he will be beaten out of and urine in three or five days; Even, if you are not careful, it is estimated that you can't even leave the bones and slag, and you will be lifted up directly.

The reason why he pretended to be sick was that he really wanted to lie down for a while.

Of course, while lying down, do a little bit of what you love to do, for example, teach Liu Man, Naren Toya, Zhang Anshi, and do a little scientific research or something, that's okay.

In addition, the issue of ideological education for the half-grown children of Amai, Agu, and Ajiu should also be put on the agenda.

If you want to be a good cook, you don't have a few sharp kitchen knives, and you always feel a little lacking in meaning......

led troops to fight, he was not as good as Wei Qing and Huo Quai; Fighting in the court and playing with power, he is not as good as Liu Che; Doing business to make money, he is not as good as Zhuo's, etc., and so on.

Thinking about it this way, he is simply a waste.

Of course, Yang Chuan, a 'waste man', has another layer of identity, that is, a cook.

As a cook, the things he worries about are nothing more than 'small things' such as firewood, rice, oil and salt, pots and pans, meat, vegetables, poultry and eggs, seasoning sesame oil, and wine-making vinegar;

But even so, in the Han Empire, he wanted to do something in the 'small things' such as farming and mulberry crops, the national economy and people's livelihood, and with Gongsun Hong, Sang Hongyang, and Zheng in power at that time, he basically couldn't intervene.

After all, at the moment, he Yang Chuan is just a small young man, and in the restaurant, his status is almost a small guy who peels onions, washes vegetables, and serves dishes, and it is not his turn to be a chef at all.

No way, it's not a matter of 'meat eaters'.

But.

At present, the Han Empire, the prosperity, heritage, and accumulation of the first hundred years of its establishment, as well as its complacency, arrogance, and decay, have basically reached a 'peak', but it has not yet experienced Liu Che's baptism of anger, and it is almost a big quagmire and a big dye vat.

In a word, the water in Chang'an City today is too deep!

Yang Chuan pondered, calculated, and deduced repeatedly, and finally decided to stop and rest for a while, and take a good look at the scenery of the Han Empire by the way.

Then you can only teach, plant fields, and beat Liu Man's ass; By the way, engage in scientific research and complete previously unfinished topics;

For example, taking advantage of this leisure time, you can relax and perfect the 'scientific experiment' of 'one nitrate, two sulfur, three charcoal and a handful of sugar', and give yourself dozens of boxes, no, hundreds of boxes of 'thunderbolts'......

……

After lying on the 'sickbed' for eleven or twelve days, Yang Chuan asked people to make a wheelchair for himself and began his 'normal teaching' at this stage.

After explaining the 'water tank volume problem' and 'field mu measurement and calculation problem', the three students buried their heads in the calculation, and Yang Chuan took a bowl of wild chrysanthemum tea and drank it slowly, which was very tranquil.

"Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, does your leg still hurt?"

Liu Man has suffered a lot these days, not only has he to suffer from everyone's eyes and anger, but also fell into deep self-blame, and he doesn't know how many times he cried secretly.

"It's okay, it's okay to raise it for a while," Yang Chuan smiled, and Wen Yan said: "Liu Man, don't blame yourself too much, I don't blame you for this matter."

Speaking of which, it's all my fault, and if I contradict my mother, then I should have my legs discounted. ”

As soon as Yang Chuan said this, Liu Man was even more sad.

Looking at this matter, she just wanted to take Yang Chuan as soon as possible, so she wrote a few letters to her aunt, Princess Pingyang, and asked her old man to find a way to match......

Unexpectedly, the letter was written, and Princess Pingyang also came, with Liu Che's dictation: 'As long as the full moon is willing, let Yang Chuan be that coward, well, just let that coax that!' ’

Listening to Liu Che's tone, he has his own little cabbage heart, and he will eventually be angry and powerless by the wild boar.

Then, Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun's two legs were discounted.

"Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, this time it was the concubine who was reckless," Liu Man wept and said: "Otherwise, you will also break the two dog legs of the concubine!" ”

Yang Chuan smiled: "Why did you break your legs?" Our Zhuangzi is not a home for the elderly. ”

Looking at Liu Man's pitiful appearance, Yang Chuan paused, and continued to say gently: "Don't you just want to marry me?" This matter, I seriously considered these days, it is wrong to resist marriage, it not only swept the emperor's face, but also broke my mother's heart;

Therefore, I agreed to this matter. ”

Liu Manmeng raised his head and was ecstatic: "Really? ”

Yang Chuan nodded and said with a smile: "Of course it's true, but there is one condition." ”

"On what terms?" Liu Manhu stood up, walked quickly to Yang Chuan's side, and helped him rub his shoulders and pinched his arms, "Don't say one condition, it's three hundred conditions, and I will meet you!" ”

As he spoke, he also tiptoed vigorously and straightened his chest.

Well, I'm very determined and proud.

Naren Toya's eyes lit up, and she couldn't wait to run up and say a few words; Zhang Anshi shrunk his neck and continued to bury himself in his homework.

How could Zhang Anshi feel that his teacher's pit was a bit deep, he just glanced at it from a distance, and he felt a little dizzy......

"Liu Man, if you want to marry me Yang Chuan, you can," Yang Chuan took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "However, you have to pass my three exams, and your results are qualified, and I guarantee that you will get your wish." ”

Liu Man nodded vigorously: "Hmm! ”

Finally able to win Yang Chuan, she returned to her seat very proudly and began to do her homework......

However, she quickly reacted: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, you haven't told this concubine that these three exams are ...... What to test? When to take the test? Is the question difficult? ”

Yang Chuan said with a smile: "As long as you study hard, it's very simple, if you want, you can take the exam for the first time now." ”

Liu Man was overjoyed and jumped up again: "Okay, good, take the test now, take the test now!" ”

Yang Chuan nodded and said, "Okay, wait a while, I'll give you a question......

……

So, after a stick of incense.

Liu Man was dumbfounded.

What are the most important ores in the refining process of stone sulfur mixture? What is the proportion? Why does it kill eggs and bugs? 】

[One person can ride an ox cart for thirty-five miles a day; One person riding a donkey can travel fifty miles a day; the other rode a horse, and could travel sixty-five miles in one day; Question: When did the three of them set off for the Western Regions, when did the ox cart riders, donkey riders, and horse riders set off so that they could meet somewhere in 30 days? 】

[Standing on a thousand-zhang cliff, throwing an eight-kilogram iron ball and a three-hundred-kilogram piece of wood down at the same time, which one will land first? Why? 】

[There is an elephant that does not know how many thousand pounds weigh, how can I weigh it and not hurt the elephant in the slightest? 】

[There is a 38,000-pound boulder, how can a child easily lift it? Please explain how it works......]

【……】

"This is the comprehensive exam question for the first stage of study, a total of twelve questions, and the time limit is one and a half hours to complete, and if you get ten questions right, you will pass."

Yang Chuan copied the 'test papers' in three copies, and said with a smile: "This is a summary of our first stage of learning, if everyone can master it, we will start the next stage of learning."

If I don't fail, I will honestly give me classes and write homework until the study tasks at this stage are completed, and then organize another exam. ”

After getting the 'test paper', Zhang Anshi fell into deep thought.

Naren Toya looked at it carefully, didn't say a word, and fell on top of the desk, not moving for a while.

As for Liu Man.

Well, in the end, it is the princess of the Han Dynasty, even if she admits it, it is very arrogant, and she waved her little hand: "This exam is not counted, give this concubine three months, if you can't pass the exam...... Then, let Liu Che answer the questions for me! ”

Yang Chuan said with a smile: "Okay." ”

These days, the chef is a little empty, the update is not powerful, the reader forgive me, from today onwards, try to code as many words as possible.

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