Chapter 224: Do you want to prostitute for nothing, but also want to dig into the corner?
In Yang Chuan's view, some ingredients in this world sound famous and look bright, but in fact, they are just poison.
For example, the mushrooms in the mountains, the more colorful they are, the more likely they are to be highly poisonous.
It's the same with people.
For example, Sang Hongyang, who had a great reputation in later generations, successively implemented economic policies such as reckoning, sue Xuan, salt and iron official camps, equal loss, leveling, currency reform, and wine, and at the same time organized 600,000 people to garrison the border to defend against the Xiongnu, which can be regarded as a famous 'capable minister' in the history of the Han Empire.
However, after these exchanges, Yang Chuan is very sure that Sang Hongyang is a poisonous person, ruthless, thick-hearted, and unscrupulous for his title and official position.
As for this Dong Zhongshu......
Yang Chuan didn't need to be contacted, he knew that he was a vicious person: people who could propose 'deposing the hundred schools of thought and respecting Confucianism alone' would basically not give others a way to live.
So, he was actually very reluctant to associate with him.
But now that people come to the door by themselves, they can't avoid it, right? Therefore, Yang Chuan has been thinking about such a question: What kind of dish should Dong Zhongshu make into this ingredient......
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"Shao Shangzao, you Yang Zhuangzi has a very high threshold," as soon as he entered the door, Dong Zhongshu smiled and said: "When the old man was lecturing to the emperor, he saw a very special test paper, no, I hurried to visit you, the Yang family." β
Yang Chuan was in a wheelchair, so naturally he couldn't see the courtesy, so he simply said lukewarmly: "Cao Xiang has written a few crooked poems, and they have all become Cao everyone, there are too many people in this Han world, right?" β
Dong Zhongshu was slightly stunned, and said with a smile: "Pingyang Hou Caoxiang's poems and essays are indeed rare masterpieces, can't they still enter the magic eye of Shao Shangzai?" β
Yang Chuan sneered in his heart: 'If you fart, you bought it from Lao Tzu......
"Cao Xiang's few poems, words and sentences, artistic conception or something, are okay," Yang Chuan said with a smile, "However, Cao Xiang's person is not good, bullying men and women, arrogant, and harming Chang'an City, so it can only be said that he is a little poetic, but he has no poetry, and he has a fart!" β
As soon as these words came out, Dong Zhongshu, Sima Xiangru, and those confessors and disciples were all amazed.
Especially Dong Zhongshu, he stroked his palms and laughed: "Sure enough, as the old man expected, Yang Chuan Gongzi is indeed a talented person, and the old man admires it!" β
Yang Chuan's face gradually turned cold, and he said indifferently: "You are all scholars, why did you come to my farmer's Zhuangzi?" β
Dong Zhongshu's face stiffened, and he was about to speak, but Sima Xiangru, who was following him, sneered, and said: "If you don't build a big shelf, you don't know how to greet Dong Gong, give up your seat, and serve tea, this is the virtue you talked about?" β
Yang Chuan looked sideways and asked coldly, "Who are you?" β
Sima Xiangru put his hands behind his back and said very coquettishly: "The new doctor sacrifices wine, Sima Xiangru." β
Yang Chuan suddenly smiled and said leisurely: "Who should I be, it turned out that when preparing to build Shanglin Yuan, Sima Xiangru who was greedy for a lot of money and food?"
What's the matter, I, Pingyang Hou, Huo Quai, and I rescued Princess Nangong, and the emperor was happy, granted amnesty to the world, and reinstated you as a corrupt criminal within a few days? β
Sima Xiangru was furious, but he opened his mouth and stammered for a while, but he didn't say a word.
Yang Chuan thief!
Tete's bully......
Yang Chuan stretched out a finger, pointed to his legs, and said indifferently: "My legs have been broken, and it is inconvenient to serve you scholars, Dong Gong, Sima Gong, and all fathers-in-law, please." β
After speaking, he casually pointed to the attic door: "Don't interfere with my students' homework." β
At this moment, not only Sima Xiangru was furious, but even those confessors and Confucian scholars couldn't stand it.
The thief in front of him has a prejudice against readers?
OrγIs there malice towards the reader?
When Dong Zhongshu heard this, his face changed slightly, and he suddenly laughed: "Young Master Yang Chuan is really extraordinary, I heard in Chang'an City that you are jealous and hateful, and you are worthy of being the righteous son of Princess Pingyang." β
Yang Chuan also smiled.
This Dong Zhongshu, like Zhang Tang, is also a hob meat, and his skin is hundreds or thousands of times thicker than Zhang Tang's, no wonder he has such a big reputation.
"Dong Zhongshu, I don't read much, I'm young, I lacked basic family upbringing when I was a child, and I don't know how to speak, please forgive me, a big scholar."
Yang Chuan never said 'look at the seat', so naturally he wouldn't say 'serve tea', he just wanted to see what this famous scholar in history wanted to do.
The result was just as he expected.
Dong Zhongshu naturally looked around Yang Chuan's attic, nodded slightly, smiled, sat quietly behind the first desk in the lower left, and naturally tidied up the crown belt and clothes.
Then, the old thief waved his hand and said with a warm smile: "You all sit down, sit down." β
Sima Xiangru and the others blushed and sat down one by one.
Yang Chuan looked at Dong Zhongshu with a smile and said, "You scholars are all so noisy? β
Dong Zhongshu twisted his beard and said with a smile: "The old man once went to give a lecture to the emperor, and the emperor was in a bad mood and forgot to show the old man a seat, so the old man had to move a futon and sit down by himself;
This man is not a sage, who can be infallible?
Some people say that I, Dong Zhongshu, am alive with a leak, according to the old man, what they said is not right, it should be the life of the antelope hanging horns, and the son of Yang Chuan was a slave in the Western Regions, you should understand this truth. β
Yang Chuan didn't bother to talk to this kind of person more, so he asked bluntly: "Say, what are you looking for me?" β
Dong Zhongshu smiled slightly and said, "Since they are all scholars, let's talk about a little bit of reading......
Yang Chuan waved his hand: "No, I'm not a scholar." β
Dong Zhongshu was unmoved, and pointed to Liu Man, Naren Tuoya, and Zhang Anshi, who were burying their heads in the corner of the attic, who were burying their heads in 'homework': "You are not a scholar, but you can give enlightened lectures, how can you explain this matter?" β
Yang Chuan sneered: "You Dong Zhongshu haven't learned to eat and sleep, it's not that you are hungry to eat and sleepy, what can you do to solve this matter?" β
Dong Zhongshu sighed and said: "Young Master Yang Chuan, it seems that you are a bit sophistry when you compare reading with eating and sleeping." β
"What is sophistry? I don't understand," Yang Chuan took a sip of wild chrysanthemum tea, and said slowly: "I don't read much and don't have much knowledge, so I think this person, after eating enough and sleeping enough, he has to do something;
For example, chopping wood to feed horses, plowing fields, reading and writing, pooping and peeing, exercising, and multiply, isn't this all normal?
How come there are so many rules in the eyes of you readers? β
Dong Zhongshu naturally didn't care about Yang Chuan's 'nonsense', but just twisted his beard and smiled: "This matter of reading, after all, learning is the subtle words and classic chapters of the ancestors, and it has to be a little, well, there must be a sense of ritual." β
Yang Chuan laughed and said, "I said it, I am not a scholar, so why should I follow the rituals of your scholars?"
Not to mention.
Dong Zhongshu, I will call you Dong Gong, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, don't come to these twists and turns, I don't read much, I don't understand. β
"Young Master Yang Chuan is really fast," Dong Zhongshu threw another rainbow fart over with his hand, "The old man made a special trip to visit you Yang Chuan this time, and he really has a big matter to discuss." β
Yang Chuan said lightly: "Speak." β
Dong Zhongshu smiled and said: "Everyone else says that I, Dong Zhongshu, am domineering and don't allow others to speak, that's because the vast majority of scholars in the world talk nonsense with their eyes open, so the old man can't help but scold them;
But Yang Chuan Gongzi, do you know that I, Dong Zhongshu, am actually a very generous person, especially in the matter of reading and learning, I have always paid attention to being inclusive and inclusive, as long as others are right, I will agree with his statements and opinions, and even, I do not hesitate to praise them in my own articles, and I don't care about others' slander and misunderstanding of me Dong Zhongshu;
Young Master Yang Chuan, the arithmetic you taught to the princess of the full moon is just a little bit of a small way in the eyes of other rotten Confucians, not only will they not agree with your approach, but they will also point fingers at you and have a lot of criticism;
But in the eyes of my Dong Zhongshu, it is such an inconspicuous trick, but it is the real university question;
Because, if these arithmetic knowledge can be enriched into the knowledge that the old man said, won't it be able to apply what he has learned and confirm each other......
Yang Chuan finally understood.
The feeling isγThis old thief ran to his Yang Zhuangzi, and the white prostitute came?
is a 'tolerant of all rivers', a good 'inclusive', in the final analysis, but because of his Dong Zhongshu's 'knowledge' that he can't get any return and attention from Liu Che, he wants to enrich one or two?
In addition, this old thief is like Sima Xiang, a big scumbag, who keeps saying that he Yang Chuan is just a small master, but he is very 'compatible' with his own coldness and rudeness.
In the final analysis, none of these scholars are stupid, on the surface, they are here to prostitute his Yang Chuan's arithmetic learning, but in fact, it is his mother Princess Pingyang, Changping Hou Weiqing and Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang who are calculating...... Right?
The dough of the reader is really thick enough!
Yang Chuan waved his hand, interrupting Dong Zhongshu's tirade, and said with a smile: "It's all said, I, Yang Chuan, don't read much, don't make those godly things come out, I don't understand;
In addition, I said Dong Gong, haven't you always advised the emperor to depose the hundred schools of thought and respect Confucianism? Are these gadgets I teach my students a hundred learnings? β
When Dong Zhongshu heard this, he sighed and said, "People are terrible, people are terrible." β
"Young Master Yang Chuan, do you know that the essence of the old man's advice to depose the hundred schools of thought and respect Confucianism is to depose those studies that are not conducive to farming, water conservancy facilities and military plans, and it is nothing more than to persuade the emperor to attach importance to the major affairs of farming and crops, but he didn't say that he would beat other scholars in the world to death with a stick."
"As for the Confucianism proposed by the old man, it is by no means the rotten Confucianism that is exaggerated and empty talk that misleads the country......"
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In the end, he is the biggest scholar in the Han Empire, this Dong Zhongshu, there is too much nonsense.
talked like this for half an hour, but his mouth was not dry or dry, and Yang Chuan almost fell asleep when he heard it.
Moreover, this old thief can clearly see that Yang Chuan is not interested in his words at all, and he probably didn't listen to much, but he just wants to speak vigorously and speak vigorously, and he has a great posture of not persuading Yang Chuan not to give up.
That'sγIt's very annoyingγ
Yang Chuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, smiled and waved his hand, and said, "Okay, okay, Dong Gong, you don't have to play the piano to the cow anymore, you just say directly, how is it an inclusive method?" β
Dong Zhongshu took a long breath and asked with a smile: "The old man said so much nonsense, and Yang Chuan Gongzi didn't let him serve a glass of water?" β
Yang Chuan smiled: "Okay, okay, bring a bowl of water to Dong Gong." β
Tangyi's father said 'hey' outside the door, and soon brought a bowl of water and put it on the desk in front of Dong Zhongshu in a proper manner.
Yang Chuan said gently: "Dong Gong, take a sip of water and moisten your throat." β
As for Sima Xiangru and others...... Outline.
The threshold of Yang's Zhuangzi is not high, and the main family is only a small number of buildings, but not all cats and dogs can run in and spread wild, especially an old scumbag like Sima Xiangru, Yang Chuan is even more lazy to pay attention.
He couldn't figure it out, Zhuo's pretended to be half talented, why did he become obsessed with this kind of person?
Of course, maybe he was preconceived, Sima Xiangru, a little white face, maybe there were some other skills and tricks that made Zhuo want to stop?
For example, like Simon's big official, not only does he have a good appearance, a sweet mouth and a soft tongue, but also has a donkey-like trade?
AhemγI think too much and think too much.
"Young man Yang Chuan, the old man wants to make a deal with you," after drinking a bowl of water, Dong Zhongshu finally spoke.
Yang Chuan smiled and asked, "What kind of business?" I can say in advance that I won't do this loss-making transaction. β
"The old man wrote an article with the names of you and me, which can be regarded as a reward for your son Yang Chuan," Dong Zhongshu groaned a few times and said, "Can these three students of yours enter my door to study?" β
Yang Chuan was stunned for a moment, and didn't react for a while.
And this kind of god operation?
Dong Zhongshu's eyes flickered, and he said indifferently: "The ruler is short, the inch is long, your Yang's arithmetic, coupled with the old man's Confucian knowledge, is truly inclusive and inclusive for the three of them, and it can be said that the future is immeasurable."
Needless to say, the princess of the full moon, let's just talk about that Zhang Anshi, if you can worship under my door, with the thin face of the old man, and recommend you to an official position of 600 stones, it should still be possible. β
As he spoke, the old thief twisted his beard, smiled, and his eyes were blazing, and he actually had a little bit of a feeling of 'solemn law'.
Well, this old thief not only wants to prostitute 'Yang's arithmetic' for nothing, but also wants to dig people, and he thinks very beautifully.
Yang Chuan smiled and turned his head to look at Zhang Tang, who had no sense of existence: "Zhang Tang, Zhang Anshi is your son, what do you think of Dong Gong's words?" β
Zhang Tang had a cold face and said, "Yang Chuan, I sent my son here to let him learn your Yang's arithmetic, not to let you do business." β
Then the man closed his eyes and went away.
Yang Chuan chuckled, beckoned to the three people who were doing their homework in the corner, and said, "The three of you all come over and discuss, since we are doing business, we can't let us suffer losses and let Dong Gong not make a profit, right?" β
Liu Man, Naren Tuoya, and Zhang Anshi have long been annoyed and unbearable, and they can't bear it, and they can't wait to drive away the guy who is only middle-aged, but he is an 'old man'.
At this moment, I finally heard Yang Chuan's call, and I came to the spirit.
The three of them stepped forward, gave Yang Chuan a proper salute, and said in unison: "Teacher." β
Yang Chuan waved his hand and said with a smile: "Let me introduce you to the three of you, this Dong Gong and Dong Zhongshu are rich in five cars and only eight buckets high;
It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Dong Gongde is highly respected, pedantic and human, knows astronomy and geography, and is a real great reader.
If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask for advice, and you can make sure that you are ......."
The cook has been a little weak these days, and he is recuperating in a single shift, and when his body and bones have recovered a little, he will start again.
(End of chapter)