Of course, seeing that he was about to enter the front hall of Weiyang Palace, even if Gongsun Ao was a bastard, he didn't dare to make another mistake, so he could only swallow a mouthful of evil breath silently.

He stared fiercely at Yang Chuan, who was walking three or five steps in front of him, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes.

Yang Chuan could clearly feel Gongsun Ao's murderous intentions, but he was only secretly wary of this old puppet violently hurting people, and there was not much turmoil in his heart.

The danger of the court is often in an inconspicuous place, and a thunderclap on the ground may blow a person or a large group of people into smithereens, which is the real great horror.

A reckless man like Gongsun Ao, who pounced on him with his fist in a flash, can only say that he has no brains, so he doesn't have to worry about it at all, just go back and find a proper opportunity to kill him.

It should be just an 'appetizer' before the feast.

After a stick of incense, the big men of the Han Empire rushed in, divided into two columns on the left and right, slowly walked into the front hall of Weiyang Palace, came to their respective seats, and sat down.

Yang Chuan's seat, less than three or four feet away from the entrance of the main hall, was almost at the end of the line, and it was estimated that Liu Che would be able to blast him out of the hall with a casual fart.

However, this position is the best in his opinion.

Unobtrusive is just one reason; The most fundamental thing is that the air in this place is not too muddy, not so smelly, at least it can make people breathe a few breaths of fresh air......

It stinks, but it really stinks.

When all the big men entered the temple gate, they would take off their boots and place them on a shelf on the left hand of the entrance in order of their titles and official positions, and then they would go to their seats and sit down.

Yang Chuan participated in the Great Dynasty Meeting for the first time, he had no experience, and he was almost smoked by the smell of various feet and almost spurted out a mouthful of black blood: "Wocao, how many days should these old thieves not wash their feet?" ’

What's even more outrageous is that some people are deliberately scrambling to discharge the five grains, and in just seven or eight breaths, there is a posture of one after another and the sound of frogs.

The air in the main hall of Weiyang Palace soon became extremely turbid and foul-smelling......

As a chef, Yang Chuan's professional talent is to distinguish the color, aroma and taste of various ingredients in the world, and at the same time, he is also familiar with the various flavors formed by various ingredients after being digested by the stomach pouch and intestines.

For example, the smell of leeks, the smell of big meat, the fishy smell of mutton, and the spicy smell of wild onions, after being processed by different physiques, will naturally produce different 'grain qi', some are rancid, some are sour, and some are very simple stench.

These people in the court, one by one, are pampered and lack the necessary physical labor and exercise, in fact, it is more of a simple stench.

Yang Chuan guessed a little evilly, among these people, I am afraid that there are only big scholars like Dong Zhongshu and Ji Di, and their 'grain qi' should only have a faint smell...... Right?

After all, it's not too outrageous to have an article in the belly.

Yang Chuan, who participated in the Great Dynasty Meeting for the first time, was shocked by the bad taste of those big men in the Han Empire, and looked a little uncomfortable, and turned his head to look at Zhang Qian, the Marquis of Bowang, who was in the right-hand position.

Zhang Qian noticed Yang Chuan's gaze, turned his face slightly, leaned over, and said in a low voice: "Fart in the court, it's not rude." ”

Yang Chuan shut up.

In fact, he had already heard Cao Xiang and Huo Quzhi say that during the violent Qin, the first emperor and the second emperor Hu Hai were very vulgar, eating large pieces of meat, drinking in large bowls, and farting loudly, which attracted fierce attacks and criticism from Confucian scholars, but it was useless.

Later, Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, was also very vulgar, not only liked to eat large pieces of meat, drink wine in large bowls, and fart loudly, but also liked to play tricks on Confucianism, and peed in Confucianism's hat at every turn.

As a result, the ministers followed suit, and the life of Confucianism was very sad.

After all, in the 100th year since the founding of the country, there should still be some rules, and under the 'retaliation' of Chao Cuo, the master's father, Dong Zhongshu and others, many bad habits in the court have gradually disappeared.

It's just that only this trend of emitting grains and grains can never be stopped.

Moreover, there is a tendency to intensify.

Just like today!

Yang Chuan noticed that the atmosphere of today's court meeting was a little weird, except for those princes surnamed Liu who sat silently, other civil and military officials, such as Prime Minister Gongsun Hong, Imperial Envoy Doctor Erkuan, and Danong Ling Sang Hongyang, all looked sitting upright.

However, every time someone tilts their buttocks, there will be a 'frog sound' below.

Moreover, the big people in the left and right columns, when they looked at the figures opposite them, were still quite disdainful, so they almost glared angrily and moved their hands and feet.

Yang Chuan endured the discomfort in his nasal cavity and stomach pouch, and after careful observation for a while, he guessed that the relationship between these people was not very good, and there was still a trace of anger between them.

Roughly speaking, civil officials and military generals do not get along, old thieves don't get along with old thieves who don't get too old, and families don't get along with families......

Of course, these are all superficial phenomena.

After some careful observation, analysis and judgment, Yang Chuan understood with great certainty that there were only two kinds of disagreements in the court: between civil officials and military generals, and between old nobles and new nobles.

For example, those civil officials led by Prime Minister Gongsun Hong, when they looked at the veterans on the battlefield opposite, their eyes were very gloomy, and they didn't have any good intentions at first glance; Those battlefield veterans such as Li Guang and others, when they looked at Su Jian, Gongsun He, Zhang Qian and others who had only recently been crowned marquis, they were even more undisguised and full of provocation.

Oh, the court of the Han Empire was even more vivid than some stage plays in later generations, which made Yang Chuan gain a lot of knowledge.

Well, it's really a bit of a powder debut, and the dark waves are turbulent.

In the bottom of his heart, a few lyrics suddenly popped up: 'The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the royal horse, the red-faced Guan Gongzhan Changsha, the yellow-faced Dian Wei, the white-faced Cao Cao, and the black-faced Zhang Fei chirp......

Because the emperor didn't appear until after a stick of incense, Yang Chuan, who was bored, had a bad taste in his heart to 'paint faces' for the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military forces, which was almost a bit of a label.

'Gongsun Hong should be a white-faced traitor, and Li Xi, Su Jian and other fierce generals should be black-faced and red-faced......

Yang Chuan didn't see the red-faced Sima Qian in the main hall, it should be that the official position of that guy was too small and he was not qualified to participate in this kind of ceremony, but he saw his father Sima Tan, sitting upright like an old master, as if he was closing his eyes and recuperating.

In addition, he also deliberately observed the seven or eight princes surnamed Liu.

How to say it, these princes and kings of the old Liu family sit in the top area, they look very light, and they rarely communicate with civil and military officials, and I don't know if it's an illusion or what's going on, Yang Chuan always feels that these people have an inexplicable bad luck on their faces, which makes people can't get close at all.

From the eyes of those people, I could vaguely feel a trace of anger and unwillingness, as if someone had robbed the concubine.

Yang Chuan guessed that these princes and kings of the old Liu family should have heard about the 'Tui En Order'.

Because, in the eyes of those people who looked at Sang Hongyang inadvertently, that anger and indignation could almost be used to kill people.

As for Cao Xiang, Huo Quai, and other evils...... Cough!

These guys, sitting in a relatively high position, are naturally in a place where the 'qi of the five grains' is very strong, but it seems that they have long been commonplace, and they can do it without changing their faces and deal with them calmly, which is simply outrageous.

Especially Cao Xiang, whenever Gongsun Hong and others on the opposite side fart a fart, he will hold back a very melodious and tactful fart without changing his face.

Then, Tian had to grin shamelessly and ask: "Who can hear that Ben Hou is using a palace tune or a business tune?" Oh, this breath of slaughter, it's really a bit of a hurry, the sky is high and the ape is howling, the white bird flies back, the boundless falling trees are down, and the meaning of the endless river is rolling. ”

"It's a pity that the sun is shining today, there is no twilight, and there is no night rain, so it is inevitable that there is some lack of artistic conception."

"Otherwise, Ben Hou's will be able to chant the second half of the que, like a thousand miles of sad autumn often as a guest, a hundred years of illness alone on the stage, hard and bitter hatred frost sideburns, pouring down the new turbid wine glass......

Alas, what a pity. ”

After finishing speaking, this thing didn't forget to glance at Yang Chuan, who was close to the door of the main hall, and blinked inadvertently, as if to say: 'What's the matter, this wave is still round? ’

Yang Chuan didn't bother to pay attention to this goods.

Above the court, you can chant a poem if you fart, and by the way, you can pretend to be a wave, this Cao Xiang and tsk, I don't see it.

By the way, I haven't noticed it all the time, why haven't I seen Changping Hou Weiqing, Princess Pingyang and others......

Just when Yang Chuan was so cranky.

Bell, bell, bell!

After the twelve bells rang, I don't know where, suddenly there was a loud sound of bells and drums, mixed with a low and melodious sound of horns, which made the people in the hall sit up straight.

Then, a neat and majestic roar was heard outside the main hall: "Long live! Banzai! Banzai! ”

The Emperor is coming!

Involuntarily, Yang Chuan was also a fierce spirit, and he couldn't help but fight a cold war, and his chest was filled with an inexplicable excitement.

Look, this is the man with his own sound effects, and it's really different.

Accompanied by bells, drums, horns, and the sound of thousands of soldiers 'Long live', Liu Che slowly climbed the ninth white marble steps, stood still, and looked down on the Chinese military officials in the hall.

The ministers stood up one after another and bowed: "Your Majesty! ”

Liu Che nodded slightly, and said indifferently: "Sit down, sit down and talk." ”

The ministers said in unison, 'Thank you, Your Majesty', and then sat down.

Yang Chuan nodded secretly when he saw it, and said in his heart: "This rule in the court of the Han Empire is good, the ministers don't need to pout their buttocks and kneel on the ground, calling themselves slaves......

……

So, after a stick of incense.

A very complicated and dull process has been completed, and the emperor's edict has also been read, which is nothing more than the virtue of the heavens and the hardships of the people, and there is nothing new.

The main points of the edict are nothing more than three:

First, the opening ceremony of Tai College will be held in Tai College in three days; Second, the ceremony of the emperor and Princess Nangong adopting a righteous daughter will be held in Changle Palace after three hours; Third, the ceremony of Cao Xiang, Huo Quzhi, Yang Chuan, Prince Yu Dan and more than 1,000 Yulin orphans began immediately, and was witnessed by the emperor himself, the emcee of the great Confucian Dong Zhongshu, and the ministers.

Then, Da Changmen Cui Jiu waved his hand, and the rhythm of the bell and drum changed abruptly, adding some silk string plucking sounds, which became very mellow and festive 'small movements'.

Yang Chuan doesn't understand the rhythm of music, anyway, he thinks it sounds very good, and the pores up and down the whole body seem to be stretched, and it is very comfortable.

The next scene was very smooth.

It was nothing more than Dong Zhongshu standing aside, reading a congratulatory message in a frustrated manner, Cao Xiang, Huo Quzhi, Prince Yu Shan, Yang Chuan and others came out one after another, kneeling down to worship the sky, the earth and the emperor, Liu Che gave them a crown and a dress, and crowned several of them with his own hands, wearing a black crown.

Then, Liu Che led the civil and military officials out of the gate of the front hall and began to crown the orphans of Yulin.

More than 1,000 Yulin orphans, under the command of several captains, lined up neatly, knelt on one knee, and roared three times: "Long live!" Banzai! Banzai! ”

Liu Che nodded slightly, and asked people to give them crown and ribbon dresses, and then began to crown those young soldiers.

Everything is very ordinary, as if the red collar ...... were distributed to the young students back then Well, it's like when a teacher rewarded a student with a little red flower, which made people feel very ordinary.

However, the next scene surprised Yang Chuan-

"Your father Zhang Luan, who died in Longxi, has twelve Qiang feather arrows in his body, and he is still fighting endlessly, he is really my good son!"

"Your father Li Mengyuan, who died in Shuo Fang in battle, beheaded two Hun centurions, is my Han warrior!"

"Your father, Hei Seventeen, died in the battle of Yanmen Pass, shot and killed twelve Hun cavalrymen, unparalleled in archery, is my condor archer......"

“……”

Every Yulin orphan stepped forward and knelt on one knee, and when he accepted the emperor's coronation, Liu Che would say a few words in great pain, making every Yulin orphan cry bitterly, and bowed down with his head before returning to the queue.

Liu Che!

Well, this is the real hard power of Liu Che, and it has to be convincing, even the 'well-informed' Yang Chuan couldn't help but secretly exclaim in his heart: 'Awesome! ’

Being able to recite the names of more than 1,700 Yulin orphans, their father's names and battle records without any mistakes, this intention alone is enough to kill the vast majority of the old yin π present.

Yang Chuan believes that just this time is the coronation of Cheng Ding, and the more than 1,000 Yulin orphans will not fight to the death for Emperor Liu Che from now on, is it still a person?

What is a roll?

This is called the volume, the king of the Han Dynasty, is not the likes of Gongsun Hong, Sang Hongyang, and Liu An, the king of Huainan, nor is it his Yang Chuan, Cao Xiang, and Huo Quai, but Liu Che.

The King of the Han Dynasty, the King of the King of Volumes, Liu Che!

With the passage of time, two hours later, the coronation ceremony of the orphans of Yulin also came to an end; The more than 1,000 majestic, high-spirited, and heroic teenagers, one by one, looked up at Liu Che as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and most of them burst into tears.

Liu Che looked indifferent, and said: "Your father and brother, for my Han Jiangshan Sheji was born and died, died on the battlefield, Ling Er and others became orphans, and since then they have no one to rely on.

Today, I personally crowned you and other Chengding, and if I told the world, you Yulin orphans will be the orphans of my Han from now on, and you will be my orphans;

From now on, I will be your king, your father, and your brother! ”

Liu Che's words made the Yulin orphans, who had already been beaten with chicken blood, scream even more excitedly, and they didn't need the general and captain to give an order, they suddenly fell to the ground on one knee and roared in unison: "Long live!" Banzai! Banzai! ”

"Hooray! Banzai! Banzai! ”

In this 'long live' sound, Liu Che raised his head slightly, half-squinted his eyes, and seemed to be a little distracted staring at the blue sky, as well as the gorgeous and dazzling sun, and said indifferently:

"Huo Quai, Cao Xiang, Yang Chuan listens to orders!"

(End of chapter)