Chapter 316: Two Dog Men and Women
In the battle of Monan, the Han Empire and the Huns were both defeated, and no one took much advantage.
Liu Che's 150,000 elites, more than half of the losses, below the captain, can lead the troops only two or three, can only leave 30,000 elites to garrison the Jilusai, Shimen barrier, Yanmen Pass line, to prevent the Huns from jumping over the wall and moving south.
The Huns were in Yizhi, and had the upper hand on the battlefield in Monan, breaking the undefeated myth of Wei Qing, the god of war of the Han Dynasty, but in the battle of Longcheng, he was sick by Huo Qu and took away his grandfather, uncle, father-in-law, wife and children, hundreds of people, and now they are all sent to Chang'an City, it is said that every night, they have to be dressed neatly to dance the 'Guozhuang Dance' to Liu Che.
In addition, what made the Huns suffer heavy losses was Shuofang County, which looked inconspicuous at all, and was inexplicably wiped out by Yang Chuan and Huo Qu with the most elite fifty or sixty thousand......
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The smoke cleared, and the tail of life was revealed.
People have to eat, cattle, sheep and livestock have to eat grass, and life has to go on.
Liu Che urgently recalled Wei Qing, Huo Quzhi, Cao Xiang, Su Jian, Gongsun He, Li Xi, Li Fu and other generals, correspondingly, the Northern Army brought out by Wei Qing and the Yulin Army brought out by Huo Qubing naturally had to be rebuilt.
The fifteen thousand cavalry hidden by Yi Zhi made Liu Che feel uneasy.
In addition, the princes surnamed Liu, Wu Di, Nanyue, Donghu and others in various places were about to move, and Liu Che had to shrink his forces and let the Northern Army and Yulin Army be stationed near Chang'an City to deter Xiaoxiao.
Before leaving, Yang Chuan cooked a meal of slurry water, fried a few exquisite side dishes, and specially opened a jar of 'Yang's wine' to see off Huo Quzhi, Cao Xiang and others.
Cao Xiang's mood was extremely low, and he drank a few bowls of wine sullenly, and then became drunk and unconscious.
Huo Quai's illness drank bowl after bowl, and there was an indescribable anger and unwillingness on his heroic and handsome face, and from time to time, he muttered and scolded a dirty word.
"Go sick, don't be like this," Yang Chuan really couldn't stand it, and comforted him warmly: "I don't worry about you going back to Chang'an City like this." ”
Huo Quzhi picked up a bowl of wine and drank it all, two lines of tears suddenly welled up in the eyes of the two Danfengs, and he said angrily: "My uncle was chased and intercepted by the main force of 120,000 cavalry of Yizhixi, with 6,720 battle losses, more than 19,000 Huns were killed, and 700,000 cattle, sheep and horses were seized, why did he let him take the blame alone?" ”
Yang Chuan smiled dumbly and said, "The emperor made a mistake in judgment, there must be someone to blame, what's so strange about this?" ”
"What's more, my father-in-law really didn't fight this battle, so it's no wonder that others are no one."
Huo Quzhi opened his mouth and stammered for several breaths, and suddenly asked, "How do you know that Zhao Xin will be opposed?" ”
Yang Chuan smiled: "I'll look at Mai." ”
Huo Qubing naturally didn't believe it, and he had to be entangled in questioning, Yang Chuan had to casually say a few perfunctory words, saying that he sent Ah Huo, Ah Tu and other teenagers to the hinterland of the Huns to spy on some clues, so he would know that the Bank of China said that he was not dead, and Zhao Xin would be counterproductive......
This meal was tasteless, but Yang Chuan looked very bland.
Because he knew that after the New Year, that is, the 'sixth year of Yuan Shuo' in the history books, Liu Che, who had survived the difficulties, would launch the next big war, Wei Qing was still the great Sima and the general, and Huo Qubing and Cao Xiang had to come back.
The Huns have been indecent for nearly a thousand years, and it has only become today's climate, and it is obviously unrealistic to want to exterminate them in one fell swoop.
Therefore, instead of being angry about the last big war, it is better to calm down and make some preparations for the next big war, for example, some roads should be repaired, some mines should be mined, and some people should be killed......
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An autumn rain is followed by a continuous autumn rain, and it seems that God, like the world, there are always a few months a year when you can't hold the water.
For Yunzhong, Yanmen, Shangjun, Wuyuan and even Guanzhong, these rains are undoubtedly life-saving rains, because the drought in the first half of the year made the northern part of the Han Empire have no harvest, and almost caused a great famine.
However, with these rains, Akita can harvest a bumper harvest of millet, millet and sorghum.
Overall, there is no problem with food and clothing.
For Shuofang County, this is not the case.
The 1.2 million acres of fertile land in Shuofang County are all irrigated by water, and no matter how dry the weather is, even if it does not rain for three or five years, the harvest in these fields can basically be guaranteed; In particular, flax, cotton, and vegetables do not need any rain at all until the grout is ripe.
The two little women, Weaver Niang and Naren Toya, were about to cry.
A few more rains, what can we do with hundreds of thousands of acres of cotton?
Liu Man was even more anxious.
It looks like autumn is about to begin, and after autumn, it is winter; When winter passes, spring comes......
Ah, next spring, Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun will be eighteen years old, and he is so excited when he thinks about it, he can't wait to press this guy down on the couch and rub it hard...... One day and one night!
No, day and night!
Thinking of the pride, this little woman bit the pen of a wolf's pen, eating and laughing, a handsome little face was flushed red, and there was a layer of shiny beads of sweat on her forehead, which flashed and flashed, it was very outrageous.
"Liu Man, one-third of this incense stick has been burned," Yang Chuan lay flat on Ma Zazi and closed his eyes to recuperate, and said indifferently: "This is the last exam, if you fail, you can go back to Chang'an City to be a princess." ”
Liu Man was furious.
She stood up violently and stomped her foot angrily: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, you cheat!" ”
Yang Chuan opened one eye and closed one eye: "Oh? ”
Liu Man lifted his 'test paper' and pointed to a 'application question' on it: "Look at the question you have a problem, what Cao Xiang is the fastest man in the Han Dynasty, but as long as the turtle runs out a certain distance in advance, Cao Xiang will never be able to catch up with the turtle, because whenever Cao Xiang chases a certain point where the little turtle runs, the little turtle is also crawling forward......
Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, you let this concubine prove that Cao Xiang will never be able to catch up with the little turtle, and you have to calculate it in columns, isn't this bullying? ”
Yang Chuan 'uh', Wen Yan smiled: "I forgot, Cao Xiang was originally the fastest man in the Han Dynasty, so it's okay, then replace it with Huo Quai." ”
Liu Man: "......"
Zhiniang, Naren Tuoya, Zhang Anshi, and Huo Guang, who were on the side of the 'exam', shrunk their necks and let out a pig cry of 'Kukuku', but they didn't dare to look up at Yang Chuan after all.
Liu Manmeng stomped his feet and opened his eyes wide: "Yang Chuan, you give me a happy word, do you want this concubine to give birth to a half-kang baby for your Yang family?" If you want to, hurry up and give this concubine a full score; If you really don't want to, then you can also say a refreshing word, don't say a word about the concubine, just write a letter to Liu Che, let him pass on the decree, and ask you to give the concubine a full score! ”
Yang Chuan just took a sip of wild chrysanthemum tea, and he sprayed it with a 'poof'.
He hurriedly wiped the water stains on his shirt, and scolded angrily: "Can you think of something serious?" What an old person......"
Liu Man was very unconvinced, tiptoeed, straightened his chest, proudly glanced at the two little women, Zhiniang and Naren Tuoya, and smiled proudly: "What's the matter, this concubine is bigger than both of them!" ”
The two little women, Weaver Niang and Naren Toya, had black faces, and the wolf pen in their hands was almost pinched off.
Gas, shivering, cold!
Sand kernel pig heart, nothing more than that.
Yang Chuan rubbed his cheeks vigorously, gently erased the trace of inappropriate pictures in his heart, and said: "The paper is shallow, and I never know that I have to do it." ”
"In addition to Huo Guang's young age, he still needs to study by my side for two more years, and you guys should also do something and take responsibility."
"That's good, your graduation exams will be changed......"
Liu Man was overjoyed, and before Yang Chuan finished speaking, she patted her chest and smiled: "As long as you don't do the question, what is the charter, please ask Xiao Langjun to draw the line, and the concubine will follow!" ”
Zhiniang and Zhang Anshi silently shrank their necks silently.
Yang Chuan glanced at Liu Man with a smile: "Some time ago, we fought a battle with the Huns, delaying a lot of things, for example, our tens of thousands of acres of wild watermelons have already been ripe, and if you don't want to deal with it, you can only feed the pigs, which of you has a way to solve it?" ”
"And."
Yang Chuan paused and said: "After the wheat field is harvested, we planted another crop of vegetables and vegetables, plus the original tens of thousands of acres of vegetable fields, there are almost 600,000 acres of vegetables and vegetables, who can help us sell them at a high price?" ”
"For example, we are going to open up farmland recently, and the number of cattle, horses, and mules in our Shuofang County is not enough, and the population is insufficient, who can think of a way?"
"In addition, the main force of the Huns suffered a defeat, although they fled to the grassland in the north of the desert to recuperate, but there are still many Huns north of Yinshan and west of Helan Mountain, and they may flow into our Shuofang County at any time to burn and loot, who has a magic way to prohibit this?"
“……”
After listening to Yang Chuan's seven or eight 'practice questions', Liu Man and Zhiniang were dumbfounded.
Shouldn't this kind of major event be a 'major event' that the emperor and you, the county guard, have to think about? We're not eighteen yet......
Yang Chuan took the wild chrysanthemum tea on the table, took a small sip, and spit it on the ground casually: "Phew, this thing is not tea after all, after drinking it for a long time, I feel that I have become a patient." ”
He groaned a few times and said, "Who is that, Zhang Anshi, when I turned around, I sent a message to the Zhuo clan in Shuzhong, and said that Ben Hou was in Shuofang Tuntian, and asked her if she was interested in coming over to invest...... Ahem, ask her if she is interested in coming over to do some small business, Ben Hou can take care of many aspects. ”
Zhang Anshi arched his hand: "Okay." ”
"What's good!"
Liu Man suddenly became furious and shouted loudly: "Yang Chuan, just tell me, why are you so unproductive?" Aunt Zhuo is so old and a warm-hearted person, why can't you bear to let Aunt Zhuo work hard for you?
Say, what business do you want Aunt Zhuo to do in Shuofang?
What she can't do, this concubine can do, what she can do, this concubine does it better than her! ”
Yang Chuan scolded with a smile: "Big fart, what do you want?" I want her to sell a little tea, and by the way, sell our vegetables to Shuzhong......"
Liu Man crossed his hands on his hips: "Didn't you want her to come to Shuofang City to open some Lichun Courtyard, Happy Forest, and Tianfu World?" ”
Yang Chuan coughed lightly, and said: "Ben Hou and gambling drugs are incompatible!" ”
Liu Man breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, in fact, the few problems you mentioned, this concubine can help you a lot."
For example, the tens of thousands of acres of wild watermelons you are worried about, this concubine guarantees that she can be deceived ...... Ahem, I guarantee that it can all be exchanged for money and food to subsidize our family! ”
Seeing that Liu Man was sure, Yang Chuan couldn't help but be a little curious, and said, "Tell me?" ”
Liu Manden became proud.
She strode behind Yang Chuan, stretched out two plain hands, pinched his shoulders, rubbed his back, and took the opportunity to push him several times: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, do you want to eat melons?" ”
Yang Chuan said: "Yes." ”
Liu Man smiled and continued to ask, "Do you want to eat milk...... Ahem, do you want to drink milk? ”
Yang Chuan: "?? ”
Listen, this is what Princess Dahan said? Why doesn't it sound right?
Liu Man leaned into Yang Chuan's ear and said softly: "Xiao Langjun, when this concubine was in Chang'an City, I saw many women bathing in goat's milk, mare's milk, and milk; Some who are slightly poor like to wash their faces with goat's milk;
They say that bathing in milk makes the skin smooth and white, pink and watery, so some women will add some pearl powder, flower petals and spices to the milk......"
Yang Chuan was stunned for a while, and then understood what Liu Man meant: "You mean to squeeze the juice of our overripe wild watermelon and make it into shower gel and facial cleanser?" ”
New terms such as shower gel and facial cleanser, Liu Man naturally has never heard of them.
However, this is not a big deal, for women all over the world, as long as it is related to bathing, cleansing, whitening, pink and other 'fundamental issues', it will naturally be a stunner in the world.
So it is with the noblewomen, and so with the women of the people.
Everyone has a love for beauty, and Yang Chuan can understand it very well......
"It's not just about making shower gel and facial cleanser," Liu Man proudly straightened his chest, so that Yang Chuan couldn't help but bow his waist, "At the beginning, Liu Che fostered me in Huangfu's house in Longxi, and let me learn a lot of medical knowledge, so it seems that everything has a providence." ”
"The Longxi Huangfu family has hundreds of years of medical heritage, and its ancestors once served as the imperial physician of Zhou Tianzi, do you say it is powerful?"
Yang Chuan nodded: "Awesome." ”
Liu Man was even more proud, and said with a smile: "Those little women of the Huangfu family actually bathe in cow's milk and goat's milk, but they don't add any pearl powder, petals, and spices to it, but add all kinds of precious medicinal materials to it, which can not only moisturize the skin, but also strengthen the body and regulate the internal organs, which is very powerful." ”
"So, this concubine thought about it, let's take the secret recipe of the Huangfu's medicinal bath as the mainstay, add our wild watermelon juice to it, and sell dog meat on the head of a sheep......"
"Ahem, no, it should be called watermelon shower gel, in fact, we really sell watermelon shower gel!"
Yang Chuan was dumbfounded when he heard this.
Originally, he was using such a bad idea, planning to juice those overripe wild watermelons, change them to high-end and high-grade names, and sell them to those big dogs in Chang'an City.
Sure enough, the road is narrow.
No.
It should be 'not a family, not a family', listen, even this kind of idea of cheating and abduction is the same, it's simple.
Yang Chuan sighed and said quietly: "A black couple, two dog men and women. ”
Liu Man was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?" ”
Yang Chuan: "Cow ghost snake god." ”
The fifth volume has begun, thank you for accompanying the reader all the way, the chef kowtowed to you...
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