Chapter 322: The rampaging Chen Ajiao
When the autumn wind was bleak, the former queen Chen Ajiao returned to Chang'an City.
This is the first time she has appeared in front of the world since she was deposed.
An extremely luxurious carriage, but only two backing women and seven or eight palace people and palace maids followed, proud and lonely, which made Liu Che in Weiyang Palace feel a big headache.
Chen Ajiao's carriage was moving very slowly.
Chen Ajiao, who was dressed up, made the curtain of the carriage be lifted, so that the people of Chang'an City could see clearly that it was her Chen Ajiao, the queen of the Han Dynasty; On her queen's dress and beautiful and proud face, there was a faint smile, which was even more graceful and gorgeous.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the appearance of this former queen is almost to show the world that she Chen Ajiao is the out-and-out and real queen of the Han Dynasty.
As for the slave-born Wei Zifu, she didn't pay attention to it at all.
In short, she is very ostentatious......
"Which dog day provoked that woman?"
When Liu Che heard the ventilation report from Cui Jiu of the Great Changmen, his face turned green, and he only felt that the delicacies and seas in front of him were not fragrant, and the wine and beauties around him naturally began to fade; He waved his hand: "Get out, get out of here!" ”
Dozens of dancing little women looked at each other and hurriedly retreated.
Li Yannian, who was playing the qin, didn't know what was going on, and continued to play his newly composed song 'Breaking the Array' with displeasure, and motioned to the group of qin drummers to continue playing.
Liu Che's face was gloomy, and he waved his hand again: "That's it." ”
The music finally stopped.
After Li Yansheng turned around a few huge pillars, bowed down and asked, "Your Majesty, Weichen's newly composed Great River Breaking Formation Song is not magnificent enough?" ”
Liu Che said: "Very magnificent. ”
Li Yannian's eyes flashed with a touch of grievance, and said, "Then why do you want to stop?" ”
Liu Che didn't answer, but said indifferently: "Your sister has been weak recently, coughing all day and night, listening to the imperial doctor, she still coughs up blood at every turn, so go and see her." ”
Li Yannian's expression was gloomy for a while, and he retreated silently.
Before going out, he suddenly knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "Your Majesty ......"
Liu Che was irritable for a while, but he still patiently asked, "Why is Aiqing like this?" ”
Li Yannian wept bitterly and said: "My brothers and sisters entered the palace together to serve His Majesty, which is a great blessing for my Li family; It's a pity that my sister is weak and will die soon.
Pity my younger brother Li Guangli is still young, and now he can't share his worries for His Majesty......"
Liu Che nodded slightly, and suddenly felt in his heart: "How old is your brother Li Guangli this year?" ”
Li Yannian said abruptly: "Fourteen years old." ”
Liu Che waved his hand and said casually: "Let him enter the palace in a few days, I just lack a well-spoken squire by my side, let him enter the palace for a period of time, and when he is sixteen years old, I will seal him a langzhong." ”
Li Yannian was overjoyed, lying on the ground and knocking his head several times before slowly exiting Weiyang Palace.
Watching Li Yannian leave, after a few breaths, Liu Che turned his head to look at Dachangmen: "Cui Jiu, who told Gillian about Full Yue'er?" I'm going to break his dog's legs! ”
Cui Jiu said expressionlessly: "It's Her Royal Highness the Second Princess." ”
Liu Che held his breath in his stomach, and his old face turned red: "Uh, that's fine." ”
"The matter of the full moon, sooner or later, Gillian has to know, and the second sister's move is very powerful; Alas, if you really want to talk about it, among my three sisters-in-law, the second sister who loves me the most...... She did a good job and did the right thing, hahaha. ”
Seeing Liu Che's very fake dry laughter, Cui Jiu arched his hand and said, "Your Majesty, do you want to go hunting in Shanglin Yuan today?" I heard that there are tigers in the Qujiang Pond area, and several people have been injured. ”
Liu Che stood up suddenly, laughing: "Go, go, isn't this something that was said last night?" Why not? ”
"Da Changmen, in the future, you must remember to remind me of this kind of thing, lest what I said yesterday be forgotten today, I am the emperor, how can I not believe in my words and change the order every day......"
……
Chen Ajiao's carriage went straight to Weiyang Palace.
At the gate of the palace, a head of the guards stepped forward, stretched out his hand to grab the car and asked who it was, if there was a token, a token or a holy decree, etc., as a result, the corner of the mouth was bleeding from the corner of the mouth after being slapped by Chen Ajiao, and he watched the woman's car drive into the Weiyang Palace.
"Quick, go and tell Dachangmen, just say that there is a noble lady who has broken into the palace!"
The head of the guard had just been promoted, and he didn't know the former queen Chen Ajiao at all, but he also knew the queen's dress he was wearing, and he was a little dizzy when he was slapped in the face.
Among the guards, an old soldier saw this, hurriedly stepped forward and whispered a few words.
The head of the guard was at a loss for a while, and muttered to himself: "My mother, there is another queen, what is this ......?"
Dizzy, it was the head of the guard who reacted quickly: 'This former queen broke into Weiyang Palace, whether it is the emperor or the current empress Wei Zifu, it is estimated that she will not be able to spare herself......
As soon as he gave the order, he ran in the direction of the front hall of Weiyang Palace.
Not to mention that the frightened head of the guards roared urgently to find the big Changmen Cui Jiu, just that after Chen Ajiao entered the palace, she ordered the backing woman who drove to go straight to Liu Che's dormitory 'front hall'.
Because of the haste of the matter, the head of the guards guarding the palace gate did not dare to warn openly, so that the guards, secret agents, and embroidered messengers along the road thought that it was the car of the queen's guard, and even bowed down one after another.
Chen Ajiao was very proud.
However, in the blink of an eye, the anger in her heart became even more uncontrollable, and she ordered: "Go directly to the front hall, this palace has to ask, what does he mean by hiding my full moon for seventeen years!" ”
"Wait for someone to stop you, just scratch your face!"
At this moment, Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang, who were on duty in the front hall, were hiding in a corner of the main hall and secretly drinking, and there was a burst of 'Kukuku' pig cries and arguments and scolding.
"Yang Chuan's shop was smashed, but he didn't let us come forward, what does it mean?"
"What do you mean? You pig brains, huh? ”
"Cao Xiang, if you scold again, see if Ben Hou doesn't kill you."
"Hey, Huo Quai, you are a big fart, and you dare to play prestige in front of Ben Hou?"
"Even if it's Guan Neihou, it's a real champion Hou, is it good......?"
At this moment, there was a sound of the carriage moving quickly, and in addition, there was the sound of the guards in front of the palace shouting loudly, and the two second goods quickly got up and looked out with their heads probed.
Unexpectedly.
Cao Xiang saw that it was Chen Ajiao, let out a low strange scream, turned around and ran.
Huo Quzhi grabbed Cao Xiang's collar and scolded: "Isn't it just Chen Ajiao, I'm afraid of begging." ”
Cao Xiang scolded angrily: "You idiot, that's the former queen!" ”
Huo Quzhi asked rhetorically in confusion: "What about the former queen?" Not yet...... Oops not good, she's the former queen! ”
The two second-class cats ran out more than a dozen steps on their waists, and were just about to get into a bamboo forest, but they were discovered by a sharp-eyed palace guard, and shouted loudly: "Pingyang Hou, Champion Hou, you hurry up, someone has broken into the palace!" ”
Dog's day, Li Dare!
Cao Xiang hadn't said anything yet, but Huo Quzhi was already so angry that his face turned pale, and he couldn't wait to hammer the sharp-eyed palace guard Li Dare to death with a few punches!
What's the matter, the emperor went to Shanglin Yuan, and Chen Ajiao was asked to make trouble in this Weiyang Palace, anyway, everyone pretended not to know, didn't understand, and didn't see clearly, and at most they were beaten by the emperor.
It's good now.
You shouted Pingyang Hou and Champion Hou in this bright and swaying day, and you can't run away if you want to......
"Heh, it turned out to be Cao Xiang and the sick child," Chen Ajiao had a gloomy face, walked over slowly, and looked the two second goods up and down, "Cao Xiang, don't say hello when you see your aunt?" ”
Cao Xiang knelt down and kowtowed in a proper manner: "Uncle." ”
"It's pretty much the same," Chen Ajiao stretched out her hand and rubbed Cao Xiang's head indiscriminately, and turned her head to look at Huo Quai: "Go sick, when you were a child, you kid saw the palace, and the aunt shouted so hard and loud, and every night she was making a fuss to sleep on an embroidered couch and drill a quilt with the palace."
Why, this palace was kicked down from the queen's seat by your uncle-in-law and driven out of Chang'an City, and you didn't recognize it? ”
Huo Quzhi had no choice but to kneel on one knee and shouted honestly: "Auntie." ”
Chen Ajiao's face gradually softened, and she asked with a smile: "I heard that you two stinky boys are good, and my son-in-law is a brother who worships the son, and he is also a foil to my full moon on weekdays, and the relationship is very close, today, it is not difficult for the two of you." ”
"Still."
The face of the former empress of the big man suddenly turned cold, and she asked lightly, "What about Liu Che?" Is he in this front hall dormitory? ”
Cao Xiang sneered very stubbornly: "Good goduncle knows that my uncle went to Shanglin Yuan to hunt." ”
Huo Quzhi also nodded hurriedly: "Yes, the hunt is gone." ”
Chen Ajiao's face showed a touch of grief and annoyance, and reprimanded: "If you don't go early or late, you just happened to be looking for him in the palace, and you went to Shanglin Yuan to hunt?" ”
"Do you know where he went to Shanglin Yuan?"
Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang shook their heads and said in unison: "I haven't heard of it." ”
Chen Ajiao didn't believe it, turned around and walked into the front hall, and scolded herself angrily: "Liu Che, you ungrateful stinky man, you come out of the palace!" ”
"You are an emperor, for the sake of a guard, you actually gave away the full moon of the palace and fostered it in Longxi County, thousands of miles away, you are so ruthless!"
"Liu Che, you come out of the palace!"
Seeing that Huo Qubing and Cao Xiang were deflated, they honestly knelt down and kowtowed to the former queen, who would dare to stop the other palace guards, chamberlains, palace people, palace maids and embroidered messengers?
Soon, Chen Ajiao came out.
Her face was pale, and on her towering bun, the golden steps trembled violently; The queen's phoenix crown, which was decorated with countless gems, was a little crooked.
The woman stood on the steps of the front hall, glanced at the tiled blue sky, took a deep breath, and seemed to hold it for a while before slowly exhaling it.
"Let's go, Liu Che is not here, this Weiyang Palace is just a piece of rubble," Chen Ajiao boarded the carriage, turned her head to look at Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang, and suddenly smiled: "This palace is going to beat a few people, and give your worship brother Yang Chuan a bad breath, why don't you go together?" ”
Huo Quai, Cao Xiang hurriedly shook his head: "Today's rotation ......"
Chen Ajiao pursed her lips, scolded 'two wastes' with great disdain, and galloped away while the carriage was running.
Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang were dumbfounded.
That's it?
Do you want to beat people and help Yang Chuan get angry?
Today, who is the biggest unlucky guy in Chang'an City? just bumped into the hands of the furious former queen, and it is estimated that she will have to shed her skin if she doesn't die...... Right?
After all, Chen Ajiao's queen throne was not actually taken away by Liu Che on her own initiative, but she was angry, 'ran away from home' and returned to her parents' house and lived in Changmen Garden......
"Look at what my uncle did!"
Cao Xiang muttered a swear word, sat on the steps of the front hall, and said with a sad face: "Go sick, when your kid marries my sister, you can't live in such a daze." ”
Huo Quzhi sneered and scolded: "Fart! ”
"yes, yes, I finally figured out now, your sister and those cousins and cousins are not pregnant, and you and Yang Chuan are the dog thieves who lied to me!"
Cao Xiang smiled: "Finally enlightened? ”
Huo Quzhi nodded fiercely, and said seriously: "Since the first battle in Dragon City, I, Huo Quzhi, have opened my mind, and I am no longer the stupid boy who doesn't know anything, you two bad cowards will never try to lie to me anymore, haha." ”
"However, since that ugly thing has been done, even if none of them are pregnant, a certain family should take on the responsibility of a man and marry them!"
Cao Xiang was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help asking, "Did you really do it on a dog day?" ”
Huo Quai's illness suddenly wilted.
He sat down, held his head in his hands, and said very distressedly: "Sure, think about it, I played with them for two or three hours, in the bamboo forest over there in Changle Palace...... Alas, if only there were no little women in this world! ”
Cao Xiang didn't believe it, and asked again: "Have you really done it?" ”
Huo Quzhi nodded, and muttered with a bitter face: "It's all your sister's fault, you said that this hide-and-seek, and when you found them, you have to catch them after all, right?"
I was so stupid that I didn't know anything, and every time I found one, I grabbed them by the arms and tied them with ropes so that they would hide and never be found again after they escaped.
In this way, it is inevitable to touch their hands and arms......"
Cao Xiang was stunned for several breaths, and suddenly laughed: "Wocao!" ”
Speaking of which, this guy is still confused and doesn't understand, and he is still an out-and-out iron Hanhan......
……
Chen Ajiao's carriage drove out of Weiyang Palace, stopped on the street for a while, and then galloped straight towards the Prime Minister's Mansion.
Zhuo said that among the people who smashed Yang Chuan's shop, there was a concubine of Gongsun Hongxin, who was recently accepted.
Then, go and slap Gongsun Hong in the face.
By the way, tear the woman!
"Prime Minister Gongsun is not at home?"
"It's been three days since you went out? And took all his wives and concubines, children? ”
“……”
In the Prime Minister's Mansion, there was silence, and nearly 100 subordinate officials such as Changshi and Confessors looked at the former queen Chen Ajiao in a daze, and none of them dared to speak loudly.
Chen Ajiao was angry, just trying to find someone unlucky.
However, in the face of these silent subordinate officials of the Prime Minister's Mansion, she couldn't get up, so she could only have a gloomy face and boarded the carriage fiercely: "Since Gongsun Hong is not here, then go to the Great Agricultural Order." ”
"Back then, Sang Hongyang's dog scolded the palace in private."
"Go today, tear his mouth, scratch his face, and break his three dog legs!"
(End of chapter)