Dong Zhongshu groaned a few times, and suddenly asked rhetorically: "Your Royal Highness Princess, you know that Yang Chuan, Marquis of Changning, is more suitable for Prince Liu Yi to be a teacher, why do you want Empress Wei to find me Dong Zhongshu?" ”

Princess Nangong chuckled lightly and said, "This palace also told Wei Zifu to let her come forward and ask Liu Che to tell my eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law, and let Yang Chuan serve as the crown prince's concubine, teaching and assisting the crown prince Liu Ju;

Unexpectedly, Wei Zifu is really a woman's opinion, thinking that Yang Chuan was born despicable and young, although he was named the Marquis of the Great Han Dynasty because of his military exploits and agricultural achievements, and his official position was Shuofang County Taishou, but after all, he had no foundation......

Some things are very boring to say.

Even an old thief like Dong Zhongshu shook his head and sighed again and again when he heard this: "It's really a woman's opinion." ”

"A boy born as a slave, after three or five years of step-by-step work in my big man, he can be a waiter to worship the general, how many people can there be in the world?"

"You must know that how many veterans and famous generals such as Li Guang and others in the Han Dynasty are thinking about the marquis in their dreams, but they can't do it after all."

"Empress Wei, what a missed opportunity."

Princess Nangong smiled and said: "However, from the perspective of this palace, this is also Wei Zifu's cleverness, she is unwilling to let the prince worship under Yang Chuan's door, because she has the intention of courting you old-school scholars, perhaps, she also repeatedly figured out Liu Che's meaning, and made a decision." ”

Dong Zhongshu waved his hand: "No, this is the real stupidity." ”

The old thief sighed again: "If it is in the season of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing, Empress Wei's move may be a clever move, which is enough to please the emperor, and Liu Ju's position as the crown prince will almost be stabilized." ”

"It's just that the current emperor is Liu Che."

"The old man has taught him and served as the crown prince, how can he not know the mind and ambition of our emperor? What the emperor thinks is the world, the four seas, and it is for hundreds of thousands of elites of my Han Dynasty to sweep the world and remove all hidden dangers of instability. ”

"Such an emperor can be said to be rare in the ages."

"However, it is such an emperor, his mind is deeper than the sea, higher and farther than the top of Kunlun, such a picky search and sneaky behavior will actually dislike him."

"The old man has a heartfelt word, and he also asked Her Royal Highness the princess to choose an appropriate time to tell Empress Wei that if you want to make Liu Ju's position as the crown prince stable, or, let him take the initiative to invite Ying and lead the troops to fight, even if it is to train the guards, palace people, and palace maids in the palace into an iron army, the emperor will not only not be angry, but will be more optimistic about him."

"Or, let him read quietly, plant dozens of acres of land, and do something in the matter of farming and cropping, which is the real inaction and inaction."

Dong Zhongshu said the words in his heart in one breath, and he felt refreshed for a while, and the untimely and suffocating half of his stomach in his chest finally vomited.

He got up and arched his hand: "Your Royal Highness Princess, the old man has said all he has said here, and he will leave." ”

Princess Nangong smiled: "No hurry, no hurry. ”

"Dong Gong, Yang Chuan and my son brought a message, let the palace treat you well, how can you leave in a hurry?"

While speaking, the old princess clapped her palms: "Come on, ...... the banquet"

……

More than two hours later, the sun was setting, and the twilight was falling, Dong Zhongshu staggered out of the 'Tianfu World', but he was poured down by several large bowls of 'Yang's Ten Grains', and he was so drunk that he didn't look good.

Princess Nangong is very good at drinking, and she drinks three or five bowls of spirits into her stomach, but her face is slightly red, and she talks and laughs vigorously, quite a lot of heroic and righteous spirits.

On the other hand, Dong Zhongshu.

Sixty-five-year-old man, it's really not good.

"Yang's Ten Grains is worthy of its name...... Vomit! ”

Surrounded by twenty or thirty little women, Dong Zhongshu's feet were weak, and he took two steps back, which can only be described as 'staggering' and 'drunk'.

"Dong Gong, please get in the car."

The first little woman is a little older, about thirty years old, because her skin is white and plump, and she can't tell her specific age for a while, the only thing that satisfies Dong Zhongshu is still that soft and pressing.

"Okay, the old man will get in the car," Dong Zhongshu grabbed the woman's waist, staggered into the carriage, turned around and asked with a smile: "Little ladies, would you like to go out of the city with the old man?" ”

The little women responded in unison: "Hmm! ”

The old thief's two knees were involuntarily weak, and his whole body almost fell off the carriage.

This warbler is fat, thin, white, warm, soft...... The little women, one by one, exude the fragrance of Yang's shower gel, which makes people think about it and think about it.

"In this way, the old man is also generous, today, all the expenses in the world of heaven are covered by the old man!"

"What should this be called?"

"Is it called a charter?"

Twenty or thirty little women nodded in unison and shouted crisply: "Yes, Dong Gong, it is a chartered venue." ”

Dong Zhongshu looked up to the sky and laughed, and waved his hand with a rare heroic hand: "The old man chats about the madness of youth, the left leads the yellow, the right Qingcang, the brocade hat and the mink Qiu, and the thousand horses roll Pinggang." In order to repay the city, follow the Taishou, shoot the tiger in person, and watch Yang Lang; The wine is still open, and the temples are slightly frosty, so what's the matter? Holding the festival Dragon City, when will the jackal be destroyed? Will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, shoot the wolf! ”

"Hahaha, what a song Jiang Chengzi!"

"Little thief Yang Chuan, the old man just served your dog day today, hahaha......"

The group, there were twenty or thirty extremely extravagant carriages, carrying Dong Zhongshu and those little women, and galloped towards the outside of Chang'an City, and sure enough, a puff of yellow dust and fog rolled up, which was quite spectacular.

This scene stunned the big dogs and the people in Chang'an City.

Since Princess Nangong and Chen Ajiao took over the business of Tianfu world, don't say that they want to take those little women inside to 'come out' to play, that is, between words and deeds, if they move their hands and feet, they will also be beaten out of feces and urine.

Unexpectedly.

Dong Zhongshu, the world's number one scholar, was able to bring out twenty or thirty little women at a time, which was simply ...... Phew, old and not ashamed, stinky and shameless!

Especially after Zhang Lian, Wei Yan and other evil people heard about it, they sneered at it and scolded a few swear words, but it was nothing more than being old and shameless, smelly and shameless, and the old things were not shallow.

And so on and so forth.

Only the man in Weiyang Palace, Emperor Liu Che, listened to Cui Jiu's expressionless recital, but he was full of emotion, and his face was regretful: "My dear teacher, it is really mighty!" ”

"Cui Jiu, go back and choose a few nourishing medicines from the Inner Mansion and send them to Dong Gong, tell me, he is sixty-five years old, can he withstand the spoiling of twenty or thirty little women?"

"Don't make any trouble......"

Looking at Liu Che, who was envious and yearning, Cui Jiu's gloomy mending knife: "Yang Chuan once said a sentence that let Huo Quai's fool hear it, and feel that this is a wise saying, and he has to say it a few times a few times, does Your Majesty want to listen to what it is?" ”

Liu Che's old face froze, and then he laughed: "Let's hear it." ”

As he spoke, he took a big sip of his tea bowl, like a child who likes to listen to stories, and sat upright, almost scratching his ears and cheeks.

Cui Jiu: "Yang Chuan once said that the little women in this world will only affect the speed of drawing the sword......"

'Poof'.

But Liu Che really couldn't hold back, and a sip of tea squirted out directly, wetting several books on the desk.

"Hahaha, what did Yang Chuan thief say!"

"Pretty reasonable, huh?"

Liu Che laughed loudly for a while, and then slowly stopped, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a pure white face towel, and scolded with a smile: "No wonder the sick child has been carrying a sword all day long since he returned to Chang'an, even when he was on duty in the front hall, he didn't forget to practice drawing the sword, look, it was all fooled by the thief Yang Chuan." ”

Cui Jiu didn't say a word, silently retreated to the side of a pillar and leaned, slowly closed his eyes, and seemed to fall asleep all at once.

Liu Che lay down on the embroidered couch, rubbed his forehead and eyebrows vigorously, and asked a little tiredly: "Cui Jiu, you said that the queen let Dong Zhongshu take the role of the crown prince, is it right or not?" ”

Cui Jiu asked coldly: "Which queen?" ”

Liu Che seemed to be used to Cui Jiu's cynicism and ridicule, so he didn't care much about it, but just said to himself: "Naturally, it's Wei Zifu, she came to see me yesterday and said that she wanted to find a respected and elegant scholar for the prince to be a teacher.

Look at this matter, Dong Zhongshu is my teacher, although he has not yet been enthroned on the surface, but in fact, everyone knows that Dong Zhongshu is the emperor of the Han Dynasty, and he should be ranked as the third duke, and the official worships the prince, but now let the family go to the East Palace to be the prince and the prince, isn't it a joke? ”

Cui Jiu slowly opened his eyes and asked very seriously: "Your Majesty has been pressing, not letting Dong Zhongshu be ranked as the third duke, because of his celestial induction?" ”

Liu Che nodded: "As a teacher, Dong Zhongshu is undoubtedly the best teacher of our Han Dynasty, with a sense of character and knowledge, few others can match, and the idea of unification he proposed is also right......

"That's it."

"What kind of bullshit is he talking about, it's just like what Yang Chuan's thief said, it's just an out-and-out old god stick, okay?"

"Dong Zhongshu old thief!"

"Yang Chuan thief...... By the way, the big long gate, the full moon...... No, what has Gillian been tossing around lately? What kind of place is that in the world of Tianfu, how can she follow the second sister to fool around! ”

Cui Jiu took out a roll of silk silk from his sleeve, stepped forward, and handed it with both hands: "This is the situation of Queen Gillian in the recent days, please take a look at it." ”

Liu Che took the roll of silk and silk, and after opening it, he rolled it up again after only a few glances, and threw it on the desk casually, looking a little absent-minded: "In the past few years, Gillian's temper has not changed much, she is still so strong, you say you are a queen......

That's it, let's not talk about that. ”

Liu Che rubbed his eyebrows, yawned loudly, and suddenly asked: "Cao Xiang went to Shuofang City to ask Ji Yang Chuan, calculate the time and come back, let people ask, where is he now." ”

Cui Jiu said expressionlessly: "On the way to Shuofang City, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang occasionally felt a cold, a high fever that did not go away, and a cough that did not stop, I heard that he had been bedridden for several days. ”

Liu Che was taken aback and asked in amazement, "Why didn't you tell me about such a big matter earlier?" ”

"Is Cao Xiang seriously ill?"

"Otherwise, send a few imperial doctors over, by the way, remember to bring more good medicinal herbs, the kind of place where birds don't poop in Shuofang County, it is estimated that it will be difficult to get a few medicinal herbs......"

Then, Liu Che's words slowly deepened.

Eventually, there was no sound.

Because, when he found that when he spoke, Cui Jiu's old thief actually squinted his eyes half-squinted, looking at him with a smile and laughing, which made him feel that something was wrong.

Liu Che reacted immediately: "Good boy, even I dare to deceive?" ”

"Let Cao Xiang pretend to be sick, is it Yang Chuan's idea?"

Cui Jiu nodded: "Your Majesty asked Cao Xiang to go to Shuofang County to find Yang Chuan, and he already saved the matter of letting Yang Chuan help prepare money and food, and the two Ha Yi are more clever than the other, at this time, the grass on Sang Hongyang's grave has not yet grown, you say, they dare to show their heads?" ”

Liu Che scolded angrily, and said hatefully: "It's really two waste, I just want to take the opportunity to try the governance skills of a few of their young people, you see, and I have started to play tricks?" ”

Cui Jiu suddenly sighed and said, "The problem is, do you let Cao Xiang or Yang Chuan take the role of the Great Agricultural Order......

Liu Che sneered: "A person with a big fart wants to be a big farmer, you know, that is the position of the three princes and nine secretaries, even if I support them, then a little fart ability, can they sit firmly?" ”

"At the beginning, the eldest sister and brother-in-law repeatedly told me not to rush to give them official titles, lest those cowardly young men have ambitions and lack a foundation; Look, now for the official position of a big farmer, he is playing with me and pretending to be sick? ”

Liu Che thought about it sideways, and suddenly grinned: "Since that's the case, I'll accompany a few cowards." ”

"Cui Jiu, pass on the decree."

"Ordered Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang to be a big farmer, ranked as the honor of the three princes and nine kings, and rewarded three taels of gold, two silk silks, and two cattle, sheep and livestock."

"Let Zhu Maichen go to Shuofang County to be the Taishou."

Cui Jiu was stunned for a few breaths, frowned and asked, "What about Yang Chuan?" He's the Taishou of Shuofang County now? ”

Liu Che said casually: "Isn't that kid very capable?" Just give him a ...... Well, let me think about it, what kind of official does our big man sound big, but it's useless......"

"Okay, pass on my will, let him and Ji Dian, Sima Qian, Dongfang Shuo, and Zhang Tang go to the prince as teachers, Yang Chuan teaches his arithmetic, Ji Di teaches the way of sages, Sima Qian teaches the study of historians, and Zhang Tang teaches the laws of the Han Dynasty."

"As for that Dongfang Shuo, hehe, I heard that the bad old man has a lot of strange words, and he likes to beat his boss the most, so let him teach the prince how to speak and how to fight."

"Look at our prince Liu Ju, who is holding a few bullshit sage books all day long, and his words and deeds are nothing more than the righteousness and sanctimony of a Taoist gentleman; In fact, as long as that kid walks out of the palace, he is a bear thing that is even more bastard than Cao Xiang! ”

"Tell me, what is like me about him?"

Cui Jiu glanced at Liu Che meaningfully, and asked, "What about the Tuntian in Shuofang County?" ”

Liu Che said casually: "Let Zhu Maichen go to Shuofang to be the Taishou, responsible for the construction of the Great Wall on the northern line, and at the same time, let him build a few more cities west of Helan Mountain and north of Yinshan Mountain." ”

"As for Yang Chuan, isn't his fiefdom of Marquis Changning in Shuofang County?"

"In order to show the emperor's grace, add his title to the first class...... No, plus the second class, there are 23,000 households in the food estate, and all the affairs of Tuntian in Shuofang County, let him lead the general ......"

(End of chapter)