Chapter 339: Someone is coming, give Huo Qu's illness to me!
Four days later, Chang'an City.
Weiyang Palace.
Zhu Maichen, the new Taishou of Shuofang County, sued Cao Xiang, the Marquis of Pingyang; With him, he simply sued the Marquis of Changning of the Han Dynasty, the Prince Taifu, the Taixue Sacrificial Wine, and the former Shuofang County Taishou Yang Chuan.
"So, as soon as you arrived in Shuofang County, you were beaten by Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang?"
"Moreover, Yang Chuan, the Marquis of Changning, who is the former county guard, is still suspected of conniving and instigating?"
"What? The former Taishou Yang Chuan actually sent 3,000 elite cavalry to suppress you, the current county Taishou? ”
"It's not like words, it's too unlike."
"As an official of the imperial court, he actually beat you up with a stick of incense? And, is it just a slap in the face, not anywhere else? ”
Seeing Zhu Maichen, who had a broken leg and was beaten into a pig's head, Liu Che almost couldn't hold it back.
Well, at such times, when the emperor must not laugh.
Unless!
'Poof'.
Liu Che held back his laughter, and at the court meeting of nearly 100 people, I don't know which one couldn't hold back and took the lead in laughing.
Immediately after, there was a burst of 'hahaha', 'hehehe', 'hey, hey'.
Changning Hou Yang Chuan, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang, and Champion Hou Huo who were hiding behind a pillar couldn't hold back their illness, and covered their mouths with their hands, their shoulders shook wildly, and there was a burst of 'Ku Ku Ku' pig laughter.
There's no way, it's so funny, I can't help but laugh.
This Zhu Maichen is really a pig's brain, he was beaten into a pig's head in his own office, but he didn't want to solve the problem on the spot, but returned to Chang'an City and sued Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan.
But that's the scary thing about readers.
You Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan are both Han marquis, we can't afford to mess with a Hanshi, right? Okay, let's find someone who can provoke you, and let the emperor say a fair word, in broad daylight, conniving at evil slaves to commit murder and beating court officials, can you not rebel?
"Your Majesty, Wechen did not provoke Pingyang Marquis Cao Xiang, but four days ago, Wechen received His Majesty's order, so he set off overnight and went to Shuofang County under the stars."
"Unexpectedly!"
Zhu Maichen, who was lying on the stretcher, struggled to get up, tried to open his eyes a small slit, and complained in a hateful voice: "Unexpectedly, when there were still seven or eight miles away from Shuofang City, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang led a team of troops and servants to rush over, and began to beat people without saying anything. ”
"The result is good, the evil slaves of the Pingyang Hou Mansion have to inch in, and they actually beat Weichen's subordinates, and they are very black, the kind of ...... that fight to the death."
Listening to Zhu Maichen's story, Liu Che looked angry, and from time to time he had to echo a sentence: "It's too much, it's too much!" ”
In the end, he scolded with disgust: "Cao Xiang's cowardice is too unreasonable, how can you slap someone in the face?" ”
Then, Zhu Maichen finally shut up.
The emperor is so partial to his own nephew, what can he do if he is a county guard? It can only be said that the atmosphere of the Han court is a little bad from the root.
Zhu Maichen's swollen eyes slowly oozed tears......
"Your Majesty, the old minister thinks that this matter should be investigated strictly."
At this moment, someone stood up, but it was Prime Minister Sun Hong.
He first bowed to Liu Che and said loudly: "Your Majesty, Zhu Maichen is an official of the imperial court, and he was beaten and kicked by evil slaves on the way to his post, endangering his life. ”
"Therefore, Your Majesty, the old minister believes that this matter must not be tolerated and accommodated, and the perpetrators must not be allowed to go unpunished, and my Han courtiers must be given a good time."
"Otherwise, who would dare to be an official in this world?"
Gongsun Hong said it reasonably, impassionedly, as if he would not give up without giving Cao Xiang a punishment, which sounded very uplifting, and in the hall, twenty or thirty people immediately echoed it.
"Prime Minister Gongsun is right."
"Prime Minister Gongsun is right."
"Prime Minister Gongsun is reasonable and responsible, not afraid of the powerful, and works hard for my Han Jiangshan Sheji, forgetting to sleep and eating, lamenting all night, and working diligently......"
, lick it in person?
It's shameless.
Yang Chuan and Cao Xiang hid behind a thick pillar and closed their eyes to recuperate, completely looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, but the champion Hou Huo couldn't suppress himself when he got sick.
He stood up suddenly, and just as he was about to speak, he was kicked hard by Yang Chuan in the ankle: "Stupid, sit down quickly!" ”
Unexpectedly, Huo Quai's brute temper came up, and it was estimated that there were twenty or thirty cousins, cousins and so on......
This thing strode to Gongsun Hong's side seven or eight feet, and sneered: "Prime Minister Gongsun has such a big breath, he will go online at every turn, and a basin will be deducted?" ”
Gongsun Hong's face was gloomy, and he said indifferently: "What does the champion Hou mean by saying that the platform is on the line?" ”
Huo Quzhi didn't bother to pay attention to this old horseman, but turned to Liu Che, bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, the last general thinks that this matter is not as serious as Gongsun Hong said, isn't it just that the upper part of the mansion and the servants beat each other and fight?" ”
"Zhu Maichen is really a straw bag, you are still a scholar!"
"Your special mother's claim is that the subset of the scriptures and history is all involved, and the number of Lile Shooting Imperial Books is extremely proficient, why, you can break a dog's leg while riding a horse in Chang'an City, what kind of bullshit reader is it?"
"Also, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang has been weak and sick since he was a child, and he almost can't pull his life into the world, you said he beat you Zhu Maichen?"
"Why don't you say that you walked on the road and let a little white rabbit break three ribs?"
"Dog, you kind of waste, you deserve to be beaten to death......"
This fool was originally speaking to Liu Che, but he didn't know which tendon in his brain was wrong, he actually strode to the stretcher where Zhu Maichen was lying, overturned the stretcher, and scolded in his mouth: "If you are a man, you stand up and fight with Ben Hou on a dog day, if you don't have the ability to frame others for only using your scholar's mouth, then get out of Chang'an City as soon as possible." ”
"From now on, Ben Hou will beat you once he sees you!"
“……”
In the front hall of Weiyang Palace, there were almost 100 civil and military officials who participated in the court meeting, and they saw Huo Qubing forcibly come out for Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan, and if they made a big fuss in the court.
Everyone froze.
Especially Yang Chuan and Cao Xiang, seeing Huo Qu's illness and thunder, they couldn't wait to bring Zhu Maichen up and beat them again, they could only look at each other.
It's a fool.
If you don't perform according to the script, who asked you to add drama......
Yang Chuan muttered to himself in his heart, hid behind the pillars, and looked at Liu Che with his probe.
Liu Che's face was ugly, the iron was blue and the iron was blue, the green tendons on his forehead were protruding, and a small flame was about to burst out in both eyes.
Liu Che took a deep breath, held his breath for several breaths, and seemed to forcibly suppress the evil fire in his belly, and then said indifferently: "Huo Quai, this matter has nothing to do with you, step back." ”
Huo went to illness but did not follow.
He stiffened his neck, and his fingers lay on the ground to 'sell miserably' Zhu Maichen, and sneered: "Your Majesty doesn't know, this Zhu Maichen has lost the reputation of a scholar, and others have one set in front and one behind him, and he is not worthy of standing on top of my Han court at all!" ”
Liu Che's face darkened even more: "Get out!" ”
Huo Quai's illness didn't get out, but instead took a big step forward, and said to Gongsun Hong: "Prime Minister Gongsun, what are your intentions in favoring Zhu Maichen so much?" ”
"Is it because this dog day is the same kind of goods as your grandson?"
"Huh!"
"I forgot to tell you, Gongsun Hong, you have had an affair with Lord Liu Ling Weng several times, and the people of Chang'an City have taken this matter as a joke, you old horseman, what face do you have to stand on top of the court?"
"What kind of face do you have to say such words?"
"You old ...... you are not ashamed"
Buzz.
Above the court, there was chaos when he boarded, and the civil and military officials exchanged heads, and everyone's face showed a strange look, some were ashamed, some were angry, some were old gods, and more were gloating, for fear that things would not make a big fuss.
All in all, it's wonderful.
Liu Che was furious, and pointed and scolded: "Come on, give me this crazy man Huo Quai, who doesn't know the height of the sky and the earth and makes a lot of nonsense!" ”
There was a sound of armor in the hula, but it was a team of guards with swords who rushed into the main hall and rushed towards Zhu Maichen, seeing that he was about to 'fork out'.
Liu Che was so angry that he stumbled under his feet and scolded: "Fool, it's Huo Quai's madman who is going to be crossed!" ”
The guards with swords were stunned for a moment.
Look at this thing, how did you hear the emperor's words wrong?
You know, if something like this happens, it's going to kill your head......
The problem is that these guards with swords are all orphans of Yulin, and they are soldiers brought up by the champion Hou Huo Quai, and their first thought is to protect Huo Quai.
Besides, the pig-headed man lying on the ground and smoking doesn't look like a good person......
was stunned for a moment, and the two teams of Yulin orphans reacted quickly, pounced like wolves, and directly 'took down' Huo Quai, and rushed out of the palace with the foolish goods......
……
Ah, it's finally quiet!
Liu Che said with a cold face: "Cao Xiang, why don't you roll over?" ”
Cao Xiang covered his face with his sleeve and ran out with a probe: "Xiang'er has seen my uncle." ”
"Above the court, Hugh wants to give it to my relatives," Liu Che said with an ugly face: "This time, you dare to fight the dignified county guard, next time, will you dare to beat the prime minister?" ”
Cao Xiang said angrily: "Prime Minister Gongsun is strong in martial arts, and he can't beat him." ”
Liu Che's eyes darkened.
Gongsun Hong, who was standing next to Cao Xiang, had a green eye in front of him.
Liu Che sneered: "What's the matter, do such ugly things, and have no face to see people?" How do you still cover your face with your sleeves? ”
Cao Xiang replied with a bitter face: "Weichen's face is swollen like a ...... Ahem, it's very swollen, it's a little ugly......"
Liu Che sneered a few times and said, "Show your face, let me take a look, rest assured, I am bold, don't be afraid to scare your uncle." ”
When Cao Xiang heard this, he had to slowly put down the sleeves of his robe, revealing a face full of bruises and scars, and he was extremely depressed.
Liu Che looked at it and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Who did it? That's a good job! Liu Che's expression on his face was slightly soothed, "I heard that you, Cao Xiang, and Cao are now angry, walking in Chang'an City, all of them are walking with the figure-eight steps of crabs, and moreover, are you walking sideways?" ”
"The people of Chang'an discussed and commented on the four evils, and you Cao Xiang are the first of the four evils."
Cao Xiang said cautiously: "Your Majesty, you are one of the ten evil young ......."
Liu Che's face was once again ugly, and he grabbed a small wolf pen and smashed it on Cao Xiang's face: "The wicked people have formed a gang, and the team has grown?" ”
Cao Xiang stretched out his hand to catch the wolf pen, walked forward with his neck bent, tried to probe it on top of the desk, and quickly retreated seven or eight steps, bowed down and said: "Your Majesty is angry, from now on, Weichen guarantees that there will be no one left of the ten evils of Chang'an!" ”
Liu Che asked with a straight face, "Oh? What is the magic method of Pingyang Hou? ”
Cao Xiang slowly straightened his waist and coughed lightly, like a light and calm 'Cao family's demeanor', and he was really a little arrogant in the world.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this guy spoke, his whole person became seven or eight inches shorter, his waist was bent, his crotch was also pulled, and his body bones instantly became wilted for seven or eight points, and he was a dog's leg: "Your Majesty, in the past few days, Weichen has worked day and night in order to prepare money, food, and weapons for the northern army and the border army, and his body has lost seven or eight pounds. ”
Liu Che said expressionlessly: "Let's get down to business." ”
Cao Xiang smiled, took two or three steps forward, and said with a sneer: "Uncle, Xiang'er has figured out one thing recently, that is, there are too many sons-in-law, criminals, prisoners, and stateless savages in this world, which makes the county officials tired of coping, so we can think of a way to reuse waste ......."
Seeing that Cao Xiang was speaking very seriously, Liu Che naturally nodded, twisted his beard, and asked casually: "How to reuse a waste?" ”
Then, he reacted.
This little rabbit cub, since he followed Yang Chuan's thief, has quickly learned badly!
Look at this ability to change the topic, it's very skilled, and at first glance, it looks like it's not a lot of bad things on weekdays.
"Cao Xiang, this is above my Han court, Your Majesty is a saint and a Ming monarch through the ages, how can you allow such a flattering villain to deceive and deceive Your Majesty? Hehe, the Han Pingyang Hou, this is too embarrassing, right? ”
At this moment, among the civil and military officials, someone said in a strange manner.
Above the court, everyone's faces changed slightly, but they had a tacit understanding, and no one turned their heads to find out who the person who spoke was, naturally they lowered their eyebrows and lowered their eyes, looking like an old thief watching the fire from the other side.
As for who will jump out and fight against Cao Xiang at this time, does it have anything to do with everyone?
Cao Xiang is the nephew of Emperor Liu Che, his mother Princess Pingyang is now the eldest princess of the Han Dynasty, Princess Pingyang's current husband is the general, the great Sima Weiqing, the power is monstrous, even if it is much more powerful than the eldest princess Liu Concubine back then, who wants to reach out and dip two handfuls of mud for herself?
Merely.
Cao Xiang slowly turned his head, stared directly at a person, and said with a smile: "Who should I be, it turned out to be the Marquis of Changning, what's the matter, Benhou gave advice to my uncle to solve the problem of the homeless people's rebellion, are you not convinced?" ”
Yang Chuan poked his head out from behind the pillar: "Of course I don't accept it." ”
He glanced at Liu Che, who had a dark face, couldn't help but shrink his neck, turned from behind the pillar, and bowed to salute: "Weichen Yang Chuan has seen Your Majesty......"
Liu Che took a deep breath.
Silently, slowly spitting out.
These two people, did they discuss acting? By the way, there is also that Tie Hanhan Huo is sick, these three people are embarrassed, a raccoon dog, the relationship is not ordinary, they all went to the court to stage a play?
Liu Che stared at Yang Chuan's handsome face with solemn eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Yang Chuan, you can get out." ”
(End of chapter)