Chapter 345: The Daily Life of a Governess: Teaching and Educating People to Fight Princesses
After an inexplicable 'assassination operation', the elite of the 5,000 Northern Army and the 2,000 Yulin Army began to work.
The actions of these two armies were simple.
That is, with this area as the core, a complete sweep of the area within an eighty-mile radius, killing everything that is alive, including tigers, elk, wild sheep, and people.
Even, because of a few stupid eagles of Yang Chuan and Huo Quai, even the birds and finches in the sky were basically swept away, leaving nothing alive.
This scene is normal for Cao Xiang, Liu Man and others, but only the two little women, Zhiniang and Naren Toya, are frowning slightly, and their faces are unbearable; Especially when Huo Quai's foolish horse came, covered with blood, and he escaped a big killing, but he still had to grin......
Weaver Niang wanted to speak and stopped, and in the end, she couldn't help but say: "Some stateless savages can let it go." ”
Huo Quzhi smiled, ignored the little woman's words, looked at Yang Chuan and said, "Yang Chuan, I heard that you made a good thing, give it to my brother?" ”
Yang Chuan fumbled in the deerskin bag a few times, took out a golden 'farsighted glass' and threw it to Huo Quai: "This is sold to you, three thousand gold." ”
Huo Quzhi waved his hand, and scolded with a very heroic smile: "My brother is still so polite, how boring!" ”
This fool put the farsighted glasses in front of him, looked into the distance very seriously, and said in surprise: "Yang Chuan, you can do it very well, next time you come up with such a magic weapon, you must remember to ......try it for my brother first."
There was a muffled 'bang'.
But when Huo Qubing was triumphant, he was kicked by Weaver Niang on the buttocks.
And then.
The little woman rushed forward with an arrow step with a face like frost, and she didn't know what trick she used, and directly hooked Huo Quzhi to the ground; Then he rode up.
There was a chaotic sound of ping-pong.
As soon as Huo Quzhi scolded a dirty word, he was punched three or five times in his face and mouth, and the blood in his nose was half of his face, and even Zhiniang's fist was stained with a lot of blood.
After being punched a few times, this bastard struggled a few times, but finally because he was wearing dozens of pounds of iron armor, he was locked by the little woman and his legs were locked, and he couldn't turn over at all.
So, Huo Quzhi roared angrily, 'Hugh wants to slap his face', then covered his face with his head with both hands, and simply accepted his fate.
After a tooth-sore beating, Zhiniang stood up, kicked Huo Quzhi's ass twice, and scolded coldly: "Then use brotherhood to bully Yang Chuan and discount your nose bone!" ”
Huo Quzhi lay on the snow without saying a word.
Yang Chuan is not authentic this dog, seeing his brother being beaten, but he ran to the little woman to ask for warmth, and asked if Zhiniang's fist was injured......
Cao Xiang was very excited: "Yang Chuan, Ben Hou has too much money and grain recently, and he can't put it in the warehouse, why don't I send you dozens of cars?" ”
It's very doggy.
Yang Chuan waved his hand, stepped forward to pull Huo Quzhi up and asked, "What happened this time?" Where did those people come from? ”
Huo Quzhi grabbed a handful of snow, scrubbed the blood on his face, and said angrily: "I heard that it was the Dongyi dead soldiers mobilized by Liu An, the king of Huainan, and there were 5,000 elite Hun cavalry inside......
Yang Chuan and the others opened their mouths: "Eh! ”
Well, there is no way to trace the truth of this kind of bad court; With such an inexplicable 'assassination battle', if Liu Che is allowed to carry a huge basin in his hand, no matter how powerful you are, as long as the crime of 'mobilizing heavy troops to assassinate the marquis, princesses and county lords of the Han Dynasty' is implemented, who can bear it?
The reason why Yang Chuan asked this question was just to confirm his previous guess.
Liu Che, it's going to be a big deal again.
In the previous several times, when Liu Che was engaged in big things, because Yang Chuan had not yet 'developed', he couldn't get involved at all, and at the same time, he didn't want to mix in at all.
This time, he fabricated charges against Liu Anluo, the king of Huainan, and he finally participated in it and was used as a bait by others, so Yang Chuan was actually quite unhappy in his heart......
"Okay, it's here, the Northern Army and the Yulin Army still have to work, so we won't bother."
Yang Chuan instructed Liu Man and a few little women to pack up their things, and strode towards their car, yawning loudly in their mouths: "Go sick, you go and get busy, if the emperor asks about the telescope, you will say that these things are just experiments, and if you want really good things, you still need a lot of money and food......"
……
At noon the next day, the old man in Weiyang Palace was very angry.
"A defensive artifact that can be arranged in a short period of time, with spikes a few inches long on it, can severely damage a war horse?" Liu Che chewed on the mutton and scolded at the same time: "And what kind of farsighted glasses, which can clearly see the people, horses, flags, and even human faces from eleven or twelve miles away?" ”
Huo Quzhi nodded: "Yes, Yang Chuan just hasn't taken out good things." ”
"Moreover, he also said that these two things are just experimental products at the moment, and if you want to be really good, you need a lot of money and food," the fool also chewed on the mutton, and continued without raising his head: "Your Majesty, why don't I go to his village tonight, hang him up and beat him, and let him get a few more good things?" ”
Liu Che raised his head, glanced at Huo Quzhi, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and scolded: "You took a fart, and you were beaten down by a little woman with three punches and two kicks, and you went to beat Yang Chuan?" ”
Huo Qu's face darkened, and he shouted unconvinced: "Yang Chuan said, good men don't fight with women, so I don't bother to beat the little woman of Yang Chuan's family!" ”
Liu Che laughed angrily.
He picked up a bowl of wine and wanted to drink it, but looking at Huo Quai, who was eating and drinking, there was a fire for no reason: "You can't even beat a little woman, it's too embarrassing, right?" ”
"From tomorrow onwards, you don't have to take a turn to be on duty, just follow Da Nagato to practice swordsmanship."
Huo Qu said angrily: "I am a general, I am invincible on the battlefield, how can I be as knowledgeable as those little women who embroider their fists and legs......
Liu Che was furious, grabbed a leg of mutton and smashed it: "You are unproductive!" ”
Huo Quzhi caught the leg of mutton with his hand, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty for rewarding the leg of mutton!" ”
Liu Che was speechless for a while.
He looked up to the sky, sighed, and said with a lot of resentment: "Go to the sick, you not only have to be invincible on the battlefield and sweep the world, but you must also grow a little in martial arts, otherwise, the soldiers and other generals under your command will not be convinced...... What's especially important is that the weaver girl is the little woman that Yang Chuan has a crush on, maybe she will bully my full moon in the future, you have to practice martial arts well, and beat her every once in a while. ”
When Huo Qu was sick, he felt that the leg of mutton was not fragrant.
He and Zhiniang are both disciples of Dachangmen Cui Jiu, but this martial art, like the art of war, also needs to look at talent; Even if he is brave and invincible on the battlefield, he can easily knock a Hun commander to the ground.
But.
Martial arts pay attention to movement, pay attention to the quick eye and hand speed and anticipation of the enemy first, the little woman of the Yang Chuan family in this way of talent and attainments, even the big Changmen Cui Jiu is full of praise, claiming that in another three or five years, he can surpass his master.
Huo Quzhi thought about it very seriously, and finally shook his head: "Your Majesty, I really can't beat that little woman of Zhiniang." ”
Liu Che snorted angrily and glanced at Dachangmen Cui Jiu: "They are all good apprentices you taught!" ”
"In the future, if that little woman bullies my full moon, I will seek trouble with your old thief!"
Cui Jiu's old thief leaned on a pillar and took a nap, listened to Liu Che's cruel words, slowly opened his eyes, and asked a little confused: "Your Majesty, do you want to discount Yang Chuan's dog leg again?" ”
Liu Che: "Get out." ”
Cui Jiu got out of here.
Before going out, he turned his head and asked: "Your Majesty, Liu An, the king of Huainan, dispatched heavy troops to assassinate Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan, the marquis of the Han Dynasty, as well as the princess Liu Man, Zhiniang and the lord of the Han Dynasty, Naren Tuoya, how should this matter be handled?" ”
Liu Che suddenly sighed: "Alas, it's all the blood of the ancestors, why bother so hard......"
……
Overnight, Chang'an City was full of soldiers and horses, and of the 80,000 Northern Army, about 30,000 of the most elite were transferred to Chang'an City, and with the cooperation of the Tingwei Mansion, they began to arrest people.
For a time, the wind was loud, and the grass and trees were all soldiers.
In Chang'an City, everyone was in danger, and those civil and military ministers and powerful families who had close contacts with Liu An, the king of Huainan, were all implicated without exception; It is said that on that night alone, more than 700 people were imprisoned in the dungeon of the Tingweifu.
Among them, there is naturally the lord Liu Ling.
The two thousand Yulin troops were sent to the south, and they didn't know what mission they were performing, anyway, for a long time after that, there was no news of Huo Qu's illness.
Zhuyuantou Village, Yangchuan's Zhuangzi, but it is peaceful and quiet, like a rare pure land, in addition to the sound of Lang Lang, is the sound of cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and geese.
By the way, there is also the roar of Sister Leopard's family.
In Shuofang City for a year, Sister Leopard's mood has not been very good, she can't lift her spirits all day long, and even when she sleeps with Yang Chuan at night, she seems to be very perfunctory, and she will fall asleep when she puts her paws on him.
Yang Chuan was very troubled by this, for fear that because of his long-term 'support', Sister Leopard would lose the wildness it should have, and fed some raw meat every once in a while, but in exchange for Sister Leopard's eyes.
Outcome.
As soon as she returned to Zhuyuantou Village, she could see the endless Qinling Mountains and the 10,000-year-old snow on those tall mountain peaks, and Sister Leopard was instantly resurrected with full blood.
Especially when it saw that Da Mao and Xiao Mao were now also wives and concubines, and there were piles of children, Sister Leopard was like a young woman who was too young, putting on a proud face all day long, and would press those little female snow leopards to the ground with one paw at every turn, and use its blood basin to take the heads of those 'daughters-in-law', snoring and threatening, until those little female snow leopards saw Sister Leopard would naturally begin to kneel and lick......
Sister Leopard has now become Granny Leopard and one of the bullies on Yang's Zhuangzi.
As for the other bully, it is a little tiger of Cao Xiang's family, and now more than two years have passed, and he has finally grown into a tiger.
For this reason, Yang Chuan gave it a very fierce name: Big Worm.
The big insect was originally a fierce beast raised by Cao Xiang, but since it was trampled by Sister Leopard dozens of times or hundreds of times when it was a child, it became a little pet beast of the Yang Chuan family.
But.
After all, a tiger is a tiger, as long as Sister Leopard is not there, the big worm is the most majestic member of Zhuangzi.
However, compared to Yang Chuan, the fierce beasts such as Sister Leopard and Big Worm are still too kind.
Bang Bang Bang!
Bang bang bang!
"Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, the two buttocks of this concubine are swollen into peaches, and I can't fight anymore."
“……”
As a few snowfalls in winter, Liu Man's academic performance plummeted, and his mind was full of things about next spring, even if he had to be pressed on the stool by Yang Chuan every day, he couldn't help but have a fever, and when he pinched his shoulders and rubbed his back, he stuck his whole body at every turn, so that Yang Chuan couldn't help it.
This Liu Man!
Which official of the Han Empire could withstand such a test?
"Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, this concubine doesn't dare anymore, spare this time."
In the afternoon of this day, Liu Man's screams and wails sounded again on the Yang Zhuangzi, and the servants were silent one by one, and they didn't dare to come out; However, everyone's eyes couldn't help but reveal a trace of awe and convincing.
Looking at the world, I am afraid that the only one who presses the princess of Dahan on the stool to hit the board at every turn is Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun...... Right?
Majestic, simply majestic.
However, Yang Chuan's mood was not very good, he slapped Liu Man's two white buttocks, but in his heart, he was thinking about things.
Weiyang Palace suddenly came with a message to send the crown prince Liu Ju over.
Yang Chuan felt that his head was big when he thought about it.
Judging from historical records, he was set a trap in the later witch curse, and finally ended up with a tragic end of suicide, which is a bit embarrassing to think about.
All great emperors, in their old age, are apt to go to the other extreme.
Suspicion, suspicion, and betrayal go hand in hand, and they are two sides of the same coin.
'The prince has been in office for too long, so he always wants to try what it is like to be an emperor; In the same way, the emperor has been in time for a long time, and has seen the crown prince grow up and grow old day by day, and that fear of death will eventually become a peerless poison, turning the emperor into one of the most terrible creatures in the world. ’
'Liu Che sent his son over, what did he think? ’
Or ......
With such a distraction, Liu Man finally couldn't bear it.
"Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, this concubine can't stand it," Liu Man's snot and tears covered half of his face, and he hugged Yang Chuan's arm, "What else do you want to do, this concubine will agree." ”
"You've hit thirty-two boards......"
Yang Chuan felt sorry in his heart, but there was no expression on his face: "Before the age of eighteen, if you are full of children, Benhou will beat your ass." ”
Liu Man cried and said: "Xiao Langjun, actually, I also saw that you were in a bad mood for the past two days, so I thought about letting you fight a few times to relieve your hatred." ”
"But you can't fight to the death, can you?"
Yang Chuan threw the ring ruler in his hand to Zhang Anshi, sat on the mazazi, took a bowl of three forts brought by Zhiniang and took a sip: "If you don't accept it, you will give Ben Hou half a kang baby in the future, and you can hit whichever you want, which can be regarded as revenge against your man." ”
When Liu Man heard this, he was overjoyed and nodded fiercely: "Hmm! ”
"This concubine will definitely give you a half-kang baby for the Yang family!"
"However, Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun ...... Do you have something on your mind? Do you want this concubine to rub your shoulders and legs for you? ”
Yang Chuan waved his hand: "You all go and get busy, Ben Hou wants to be quiet for a while." ”
At this moment, a chuckle suddenly came from outside the door: "Tsk, the dignified Han liehou, I don't dare to contradict the emperor, but I take someone else's daughter out of anger, look at your little bit of ......"
(End of chapter)