Chapter 352: Rude Wei Zifu
The 'other side' mentioned by Dong Zhongshu is not the meaning that later generations of Buddhists said, but in fact, the meaning is almost the same, and they all mean a little bit of suffering.
Therefore, Yang Chuan couldn't help but laugh and scold: "Dong Zhongshu, when did you learn to be a boatman?" ”
The old thief smiled and said, "I heard that Empress Wei is going to send the crown prince Liu Ju over to you as a student today, what kind of apprenticeship is there, the old man thought that you Changning Hou might avoid it, and Tai Academy is naturally the best place to go." ”
Yang Chuan shook his head: "It's not that I'm avoiding, it's because I'm a priest of the Tai Academy, and I always have to be a little sacrificial wine." ”
"The prince is a national weapon, and he ran to my Zhuangzi to worship the teacher, isn't that a faux pas? Ben Hou doesn't want you old horsemen to catch the trick. ”
Dong Zhongshu twisted his beard, and smiled: "People say that you are arrogant and domineering in Changninghou, and you are ambitious as a young man, and you always think that you rely on Pingyang Princess, General Wei Qing and Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang to have today's glory, and between your words, you will inevitably be a little contemptuous."
Only the old man knows that your Yang Chuan can have today, which has something to do with the prudence on weekdays. ”
Yang Chuan turned his head and said to Liu Man and Zhiniang, 'You can find the boat by yourself', and then jumped on the boat supported by Dong Zhongshu: "Dong Gong, start the boat." ”
Dong Zhongshu agreed, and an extremely long bamboo pole slammed into it, and the boat quickly floated towards the opposite bank.
When the boat reached the shore, Yang Chuan did not get off the boat, he stood on the bow of the boat, stood with his hands in his hands, and asked casually: "Dong Gong, look at this matter, how should Ben Hou deal with it?" ”
"Changning Hou, you are facing three major events right now, and you need to make a decision as soon as possible," Dong Zhongshu said quietly, like an old fox with a very story: "The first thing is that Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang was overshadowed, Changning Hou, do you want to kill someone?" ”
"The second thing is that Empress Wei took the crown prince Liu Yi to worship you as a teacher, and if the emperor throws you a basin casually, it depends on whether you want to buckle it on your head; You should be able to think that the reason why the emperor chose you Changning Hou instead of me Dong Zhongshu is nothing more than two meanings. ”
"One of them is to beat me Dong Zhongshu at the same time, and it also makes Changninghou uncomfortable."
"In the eyes of many people, being able to enter the East Palace as the crown prince and concubine, or, even if it is to become the prince's concubine and confidant, it is also a great event, because, maybe the emperor will die tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow will be the day when you will soar."
"But Changning Hou."
The old thief groaned a few times, sat down with his ass, and reached into his arms without any image and scratched vigorously, looking very comfortable: "Hiss, go back and send a few carts of Yang's soap, the old man has not taken a bath for more than ten days recently." ”
Yang Chuan laughed angrily: "Dong Zhongshu, when you fought with your concubine, you also gave up halfway?" Are you not afraid of being kicked off the kang? ”
Dong Zhongshu laughed, stretched out a finger, and pointed to his own attic in the distance: "Don't be afraid of Changninghou's jokes, since the last time you asked the old man to force twelve little chefs, the old man didn't want to go home." ”
Yang Chuan asked with a smile: "Why, aren't you very capable of the sun, and you are also afraid?" ”
Dong Zhongshu's old face immediately cried and mourned, and sighed and scolded: "Yang Chuan, you kid is very bad, you have found twelve little chefs for the old man, one is more graceful than the other, the old man was happy at first, but, after all, this old arm and legs can't stand the toss." ”
"You see, the old man would rather hide outside and help you hold the boat than stay at home."
"Those twelve little women are a bottomless pit......"
Yang Chuan laughed: "Dong Zhongshu, your old thief is not only an old boatman, but also an old driver, this car drives very smoothly." ”
Dong Zhongshu said with a bitter face: "The old man's riding and archery skills are also good. ”
Yang Chuan laughed a few more times, the depressed aura in his chest dissipated slightly, and then he looked at Dong Zhongshu: "Dong Gong, what do you want to say, just speak." ”
Dong Zhongshu groaned a few times, scratched a few times in the crotch of his pants, and sniffed it under his nose: "The old man is not the third thing that you Changning Hou faced." ”
"Do you know Han Yan and Li Yannian around the emperor?"
The old thief suddenly asked like this, Yang Chuan was stunned for a moment, and said casually: "Han Yan has never met, I heard that she has a good body and excellent literary character, and she blows a good mouth; ”
"As for that Li Yannian, he once had a one-sided feud."
"Dong Gong, what do you mean by suddenly mentioning these two people today?"
Dong Zhongshu said directly: "Yang Chuan, you lend the old man 30,000 gold, and then help my disciples print a batch of new books, and the old man helps you get rid of Li Yannian and Li Guangli brothers, how about it?" ”
Yang Chuan's eyes flashed, and he looked at Dong Zhongshu very seriously for a long time without saying a word.
What does this old thief mean?
This is sent by Liu Che to test people's hearts again? Or does this old thief have a grudge against those two, and take this opportunity to use a knife to kill people and watch the fire from the other side?
"What's the matter, Changning Hou, do you do this business or not?"
Yang Chuan looked at Dong Zhongshu, who had a simple and honest face, and shook his head slightly: "Dong Gong, I told you a long time ago that I, Yang Chuan, am just a little cook, at best, but it is only by relying on the power of my mother, Princess Pingyang, that I have today's prosperity. ”
Dong Zhongshu laughed: "Can the Marquis of Changning still remember Dong Yanhu in the past? ”
Yang Chuan asked with a blank face: "Who is Dong Yan?" Is your son or nephew? ”
Dong Zhongshu didn't care about Yang Chuan's sarcasm, and said to himself: "The person you Changning Hou personally abolished, and you forgot it after only a year or two?" ”
Yang Chuan shook his head vigorously: "Recently, my brain is not good, and many people don't remember a lot of things." ”
Dong Zhongshu shook his head, and was very impressed by Yang Chuan's shamelessness: "Marquis Changning, back then, Dong Yan, who you abolished with one sword, is still alive, and, as far as the old man knows, he has now changed his body and entered the Weiyang Palace......"
Hearing this, Yang Chuan's face finally changed slightly.
Immediately, he said very indifferently: "This is a man, you have to leave a glimmer of life, you can't do everything, right? Thinking that at the beginning, Ben Hou also remembered that it was not easy for that person to have a stinky skin in life, so he did not kill him.
Why, now that he is the emperor's side again? ”
Dong Zhongshu nodded, and shook his head again: "It can be said that he is the emperor's person, but at the same time, he is not the emperor's person." ”
Yang Chuan tilted his head: "What do you mean?" ”
Dong Zhongshu sighed and said, "That person suffered a great crime in the dungeon of the Tingwei Mansion, it can be said that he died nine times in his life, and it is said that even Du Zhou of the Tingwei Mansion feels that there is really no place to use torture instruments." ”
"But you say that people in this world are really weird, some people, they deserve to die to the extreme, but they can't die if they are born in life."
"Two years ago, Princess Nangong returned to the Han Dynasty, the emperor granted amnesty to the world, and Dong Yan was released, like a lonely ghost who had been messing around in Chang'an City for many years; Later, when a nobleman in the palace heard about this, he sent him into the palace and became the woman's personal eunuch......"
Yang Chuan nodded, a little abruptly: "Li Meiren? ”
Dong Zhongshu nodded.
Things are getting clearer.
Look, this is the result of cutting the grass without eradicating the roots, however, Yang Chuan just thought about it casually and didn't take it to heart; For Li Yannian, Li Guangli and Li Meiren, he has never regarded them as 'enemies of life and death'.
To put it bluntly, those little shrimps are just some small pendants hanging on Liu Che's body, and they are just a few tools used by the emperor to disgust people......
……
At noon, Wei Zifu led the crown prince Liu Ju to Yangchuan Zhuangzi, but was told that Changning Hou had gone to Tai Academy and was not at home.
A servant also told the nobleman in the palace that the Marquis of Changning had said that it was difficult for a strong man to let a small prince be a teacher for the prince, and at the same time, it was unruly to let the queen bring the prince to the courtier's house to worship the teacher; Therefore, if the queen and the prince want to apprentice, they can only go to the Tai Academy.
Before the servant could finish speaking, Wei Zifu became angry.
She snorted coldly and said indifferently: "Changning Hou Yangchuan, what a big shelf!" ”
The servant bowed and saluted, and was just about to speak again, but was hung on the spot by Wei Zifu's faint 'roll', and his big black face turned red, and he said, "Please ask the queen and the prince to move to the Tai Academy." ”
Wei Zifu was about to have a seizure, but was stopped by the crown prince Liu Ju on the side: "Mother, since my cousin Yang Chuan is not in Zhuangzi, then let's go to Tai Academy." ”
Wei Zifu was angry for a while: "Liu Ju, you are the crown prince, how can he Yang Chuan dare to be so rude?" It's just because he is Liu Man's man now, and he is Chen Ajiao's son-in-law. ”
"Let's drive back to the palace!"
"This palace will go to Weiyang Palace and ask, why is this teacher recommended by His Majesty to the prince so arrogant and rude!"
The crown prince Liu Ju on the side hurriedly stepped forward and said in a low voice: "Mother, this is what my father meant......
Wei Zifu pulled his crotch when he arrived, and said angrily: "Then move to the Tai Academy." ”
So, after more than half an hour, Yang Chuan finally met Wei Zifu and the crown prince Liu Ju.
Wei Zifu is really beautiful, with an excellent figure, and her skin is better than snow, especially what is rare is that she is gentle and elegant when she treats people, and her soft voice is very good, which makes people feel the kindness from the 'mother of the country'.
If it weren't for the news from the servants that this Han queen had just played a prestige in his Zhuangzi, he would even like this queen a little bit.
As for the crown prince Liu Ju.
Well, this unlucky guy is actually not bad, with red lips and white teeth, a delicate and handsome appearance, seven or eight points of Wei Zifu's appearance inheritance, and one or two points of the hooligan atmosphere of the old Liu family, who seems to be deferential and honest, but in fact, he doesn't pay attention to his teacher at all.
That's fine.
According to Sima Qian's records, because this unlucky guy has been the prince for too long, he was doubted, tested and tempted by Liu Che in various ways, and finally forced him to draw his sword and kill himself, and he was called a 'prince', which is also embarrassing.
"Wechen has seen the queen and the prince."
"Tea, please."
"Have the queen and the crown prince ever had lunch? Do you want the cafeteria chef to cook a few meals? ”
Serving Wei Zifu and Prince Liu Zhi sat down, Yang Chuan took the initiative to sit in the lower left position, to show that he did not dare to claim the honor of the teacher, so he was very respectful.
Wei Zifu looked at Yang Chuan and said with a smile: "I heard that Changning Hou's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world, why don't you cook a few meals and let the palace also taste one or two?" ”
Yang Chuan got up and arched his hand: "Okay." ”
He turned around and left, not giving Wei Zifu any chance at all, and went straight to the 'cafeteria' of Tai Academy, very skillfully tied an apron, wore a light blue chef's hat designed by him, and put a mask on his mouth, and with the help of several students, began to chop meat, cut vegetables, and wake up noodles.
This Wei Zifu is really a little rude.
brought his son to perform the apprenticeship ceremony, but unexpectedly, the apprentice's words were not mentioned, but first let him, the marquis of the big man, personally cook for the two of them?
Yang Chuan sighed secretly.
Wei Qing is such a unique figure in the world, but his sister is a fool, no wonder after the two Mobei Wars, the emperor began to gradually alienate the Wei family and the Huo family, so that one of the two Han gods of war died depressed, and the other died in vain.
The people of the old Liu family are strict against their relatives on the one hand, but on the other hand, they still look at the relatives of the two Han Dynasty who are a little dead, and they always want to do something, but in the end, they haven't done anything after all.
Thinking about it this way, there is still something wrong at the root......
"How can the sake priest cook by himself?"
"Oh, Changninghou is going to torture me and wait, you hurry up and rest next to it, as long as you can point out casually, this kind of rough work of chopping meat and vegetables, let me wait to do it."
"yes, you go ...... rest"
I heard that the wine lord was sent to the kitchen by Empress Wei's words and cooked the meal herself, and many scholars rushed over and said kind words, in fact, almost everyone's face showed a touch of schadenfreude.
It's a pity that there is no small bench for watermelon, beer and drinks.
These gang of cowards, it was not easy to see Yang Chuan eat deflated once, and they were happier than the other.
Finally, Liu Man got angry.
She is a princess of the Han Dynasty, and she naturally has no complaints about being beaten with Yang Chuan all day long, but Wei Zifu is really rude, and she actually let Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun cook by herself? Moreover, while Yang Chuan was cooking, she, the princess of the Han Dynasty, also had to suffer.
"No, I'll go and reason with her!"
Liu Man threw a handful of vegetables in his hand into the basin, stood up suddenly, and wiped Huo Guang's clothes a few times with his two hands that were red from the cold: "Who is that, which of you dares to scold Wei Zifu with this palace?" ”
"And that Liu Ju, the prince of bullshit, when I see this palace, I don't know how to come forward and shout for the eldest sister, see if I don't shoot his shit and pee!"
The others all had dark faces and didn't say a word.
Only the newcomer Yang Yi heard this, and a fierce spirit stood up, straightened his chest and said: "Senior Sister Liu Man, I'm not good at scolding people, but it's okay to beat people." ”
"However, there are too many people around the prince, so I don't have a chance to get close to him......"
Liu Man laughed, stretched out his hand and patted the tiger-headed little junior brother: "Yang Yi, okay, look at those few cowards, no one dares to come out to help the palace to scold people, it's too unproductive." ”
Yang Yi said angrily: "Senior Sister Liu Man, I have a chance!" ”
Liu Manxi smiled and waved his hand with a big grin: "Okay, in the future, you kid will follow this palace!" ”
"Let's go, let's beat someone!"
(End of chapter)