Chapter 356: Asking for someone is like swallowing a three-foot sword
There are a few sayings among the old people of the Han Empire: Asking for people is like swallowing a three-foot sword, relying on people is like going up to the nine heavens, the sky is raining and the ground is slipping, and you fall and climb by yourself.
What does that mean?
That is to say, this person lives in the world, don't think about asking for people and relying on people, except for his father and mother, he is basically not very reliable.
This is a bit biased, but Yang Chuan feels that Tai Te's mother is right.
Especially for a person like him who has no foundation, even if he is a time-traveler and has mastered too many secrets and technologies, as well as the lessons of later dynasties, it will need to grow slowly and develop obscenely.
Leaning on the mountains and running by the water.
He thought about it, and for now, the people who could help him with all their hearts and dare to go out with him Yang Chuan, although the number was still very small, but after all, there were some.
It can be said that the past few years of operation have not been in vain.
In such a Han Empire, which pays attention to family background, origin, and family background, Yang Chuan thinks that he is proud enough to be able to do this step today.
After all, history is not a cool text, and a time-traveler is not omnipotent......
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He followed behind a Lang official and came to the door of a large hall in Weiyang Palace unhurriedly.
"Marquis Changning, go in," the official Lang took Yang Chuan's gold, his attitude was naturally excellent, and he said with a smile: "Your Majesty once instructed that in this hall, those who can enter directly without telling on weekdays are only you, the Marquis of Changning, the Marquis of Champion, and the Marquis of Pingyang. ”
After finishing speaking, the Lang official turned around and left, without the slightest pause.
Yang Chuan stood at the gate of the palace, but did not enter immediately.
He suddenly remembered that in a book called "Water Margin" in later generations, that unlucky guy Lin Chonglin, the head of the sect, was he just coaxed like this, breaking into the White Tiger Festival Hall, and making people catch the handle and waste it for a lifetime?
He walked to the door of the main hall with his head probed, and said loudly: "Second uncle, I'm here to greet you." ”
When this sentence was shouted, even Yang Chuan himself felt ashamed.
In order to inquire about the news about Cao Xiang, this face can't be wanted, if you can play Laipi, you can play Laipi, and when you can pretend to be tender, you must not be old-fashioned, which makes Liu Che upset when she looks at it.
Really.
After three or five breaths of a sentence, a chuckle came from inside: "Tut-tut, the Marquis of Changning didn't come to the palace to call His Majesty, but to call a second aunt, why does it sound a little weird?" ”
A twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old white-faced man walked out, looked at Yang Chuan, and arched his hand with a smile: "Marquis Changning, don't come unharmed?" ”
Yang Chuan laughed and arched his hand in a decent manner: "It turned out to be Lord Li Yannian, I heard that you have recently had a few new songs, when are you free, Ben Hou will personally cook a few small dishes for you, warm a pot of good wine, and pick a snowy day to cook wine and listen to music, but it is also a good thing." ”
Li Yannian said with a smile: "Oh? Changning Hou is also good at music? ”
Yang Chuan casually said, 'I understand a little bit or two', and then asked directly: "Your Majesty is here?" ”
Li Yannian shook his head: "I'm a little Xielulang, how can I know the whereabouts of His Majesty the Emperor?" When His Majesty is not summoned, it is a great crime of disrespect to inquire about the emperor at will. ”
Damn, as soon as he opened his mouth, a big hat was buttoned down, Li Yannian's dog day is really not a thing.
Yang Chuan was annoyed in his heart, but there was no change on his face, but he smiled and said: "What Xielulang said is extremely true, it is Yang Chuan who is abrupt. ”
With that, he turned and left.
Li Yannian was originally quite proud, so he wanted to take the opportunity to humiliate him, although he couldn't let Yang Chuan lose a few cold hairs, but he could always make him nauseous, and that was okay.
Unexpectedly.
Yang Chuan didn't answer, listened to his own words, turned around and left, this is ...... Don't play according to the routine.
"Marquis Changning, please stay."
Seeing that Yang Chuan strode out more than a dozen steps, but he didn't look back, Li Yannian was a little panicked, so he had to speak: "Marquis Changning, Your Majesty has issued a decree, except for the middle of the night, you Yang Chuan can come to Weiyang Palace whenever he wants, and no one can stop him." ”
Yang Chuan stopped, turned his head and smiled: "Xielulang, is this burying Benhou?" ”
"If you don't see the emperor's will, who dares to trespass without permission?"
Li Yannian said with a smile: "Your Majesty once had an edict. ”
Yang Chuan shook his head, turned around and walked faster, and was still scolding with a smile in his mouth: "Last time Benhou bullied you, you wanted to lie to me on a dog day, but there was no door!" ”
As he spoke, he walked out of Weiyang Palace like a smoke.
Li Yannian was in a hurry, so he had no choice but to catch up, and while chasing, he shouted loudly: "Changning Hou Mo go, my brother is joking with you, don't take it seriously, the emperor really has a will!" ”
Hearing Li Yannian say this, Yang Chuan vaguely guessed in his heart that Liu Che might have really made such a will, but there was nothing wrong with seven or eight hands in everything......
So, he ran more quickly.
The two teams of guards on duty at the door widened their eyes and watched the two of them chase after each other, revealing puzzled expressions one by one.
One of the lieutenants smiled and asked, "You two are chasing, what is the so-called thing?" ”
Yang Chuan walked quickly: "Xielulang coaxed Ben Hou and wanted Ben Hou to break into His Majesty's palace privately, this dog day is not authentic, this is a communiqué personal vendetta!" ”
Li Yannian listened from behind, his face turned green: "Changning Hou, you are talking nonsense!" ”
"Your Majesty has clearly spoken, why don't you even believe in Your Majesty's will? Could it be that there are really any disgraceful thoughts and thoughts? ”
Well, when it comes to such a field, this guy still doesn't forget to fabricate accusations, it's just a special mother who is a master of harming people......
Rushing out of the gate of Weiyang Palace in three or five steps, Yang Chuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly stopped.
He stood with his hands in his hands, and stood at the gate of the palace to look at the scenery, ignoring Li Yannian who followed closely.
Li Yannian panted and scolded: "Yang Chuan, are you trying to resist the decree and disobey it?" ”
Yang Chuan stretched out his hand: "What about the holy decree?" ”
Li Yannian was stunned for a moment and scolded: "Your Majesty's dictation, let me get it for you!" ”
Yang Chuan sneered: "As soon as you say this with red lips and white teeth, it has become a holy decree?" If Ben Hou listens to your nonsense, won't he cause the next catastrophe? ”
"Ben Hou is tired today."
"Ben Hou will go back and write a recital for His Majesty, make the words clear, and have a clear explanation of today's events, otherwise, it will be a capital crime to walk around the courtyard of Weiyang Palace like this."
Li Yannian's eyes widened and he scolded: "People say that you are a young man of Changning, arrogant and domineering, and you have no respect for Your Majesty and the Empress, but today it seems that this is really the case." ”
"Okay, since you want to go, let's go."
"I'm going to go into the palace and ask Your Majesty if his edict is considered a holy decree, and some people don't believe it alive or dead, whether it is considered to be disobeying the decree and having bad intentions......
There was a muffled bang.
Before Li Yannian finished speaking, he received a heavy blow from Yang Chuan in his eye sockets.
"You're really a slut on a dog's day, and you can weave three or five heinous sins for people casually?" Yang Chuan scolded in his mouth, but he did not relax at all under his hands, and with his very flexible body, he hit Li Yannian's lower abdomen, crotch, and ribs several times.
Li Yannian didn't expect that at the gate of Weiyang Palace, under the nose of His Majesty the Emperor, Yang Chuan would burst out and hurt people, so he was defenseless at all, and after being attacked by a sneak attack, there were three or two breaths that lost the strength to fight back.
Yang Chuan's consistent style, but it is a sneak attack.
As long as he succeeds in one move, it is definitely a set of serial critical damage, although it is not a fight with his life, but he is carrying a deerskin bag in his hand, and it is a round on Li Yannian's head and face and body.
After only hearing a dozen muffled sounds, Li Yannian lay in a pool of blood, and could only protect his head and face with his arms and scolded in a wailing voice: "Yang Chuan, your sneak attack on dog days, you ...... You wait! ”
Yang Chuan stuffed the deerskin bag into his sleeve, strode up, and gave Li Yannian a few kicks on his very handsome face: "What are you waiting for?" You say, wait for what? ”
"You have committed a heinous crime by pretending to pass the holy decree on the dog day, and you still want to play tricks?"
"Let's go, let's go to Your Majesty and talk about it!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Li Yannian's hair with his hand, dragged this guy into the gate of Weiyang Palace with great strides, and said to the stunned guards next to him: "Brothers can testify. ”
A lieutenant stepped forward, frowned and asked, "Weiyang Palace is an important place in the palace, so you are too bold to make such a big move and fight, right?" ”
"Come on, get these two madmen!"
Yang Chuan casually threw Li Yannian on the ground, and by the way, he stepped on his head and face a few times, and then stretched out his hands: "Ben Hou was deceived by others, lost his sense of proportion for a while, disturbed the palace, and pleaded guilty and accepted punishment. ”
The lieutenant shouted: "Second and third sons, take down these two fanatics!" ”
Eight guards with knives pounced like wolves, and in the blink of an eye, Yang Chuan and Li Yannian were tied up, and a beautiful and standard 'bow' was tied casually.
Yang Chuan couldn't help but laugh.
Li Dang's dog's day is okay, not as brainless as written in the history books, just after a while, he understood the meaning of his original military horse: do business, act at the opportunity.
Compared with Yang Chuan's good 'confession attitude', Li Yannian was still scolding: "Yang Chuan, you disobeyed the order, beat the court officials, and made trouble in Weiyang Palace, and when you see Your Majesty later, it depends on how you die!" ”
Yang Chuan squinted at Li Yannian, who was beaten into a pig-headed man by himself, and smiled, and said: "Li Yannian, you pretended to pass on the holy decree, and wanted Benhou to break into the emperor's dormitory privately, and also buckled the basin on Benhou's head?" ”
"These guards on duty can see clearly, Ben Hou found out that something was wrong, so he wanted to return to the palace gate, but you, the Xielu Lang, saw that Ben Hou was not fooled, so he chased after him and wanted to beat people."
"Could it be that you Li Yannian have the intention of killing people and destroying your mouth?"
Li Yannian was furious.
Yang Chuan's mouth is too capable of speaking.
Moreover, this kid has been playing with his heart from the beginning?
Why didn't you dare to enter the emperor's bedroom without seeing the holy decree, why didn't you dare to stay near the palace, and ran outside the palace gate like a smoke, which was calculated by people from the beginning?
"Yang Chuan, the grievances between you and me, I will slowly deal with you when I go back," Li Yannian is really a character, and when he figured out the joints of the matter, he changed his expression very indifferently, "Today, if you beat me for nothing, I will keep it in my heart, and there will be a chance for the two of us to have a good fight in the future, even if we make a life and death contract." ”
"However, there are indeed some misunderstandings in today's events."
"Your Majesty really has an edict that in the past few months, you Changning Hou Yang Chuan, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang, and Champion Hou Huo have gone to see a few people, but everything is simple, and there is no need to report it and enter the ......."
Yang Chuan shook his head: "Li Yannian, you don't want to talk nonsense here, the emperor is the king of a country, the son of the Han Dynasty, every word, even if it means so, it will definitely be written as a holy decree, how can it be as you say?" ”
Li Yannian opened his mouth for several breaths, and suddenly spat on the ground: "Phew, when did you learn Dong Zhongshu's set of heavenly and human induction theory?" ”
Yang Chuan laughed and didn't pay attention to this guy anymore.
Dong Zhongshu's celestial induction is not what he just said nonsense, but the emperor's status is too high, unattainable, and then enshrined with a set of extremely complex Confucian logic, and if the emperor is shaped into a god-like existence, but unconsciously and in disguise restricts the imperial power.
Yang Chuan can think of this truth with his toes, and dare to talk nonsense in Weiyang Palace?
You must know that in order to 'seize power' in the ministers and the princes, kings and powerful families in various places, Liu Che has killed many people over the years, which is completely contrary to Dong Zhongshu's ideas......
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Half an hour later.
In a certain dormitory in Weiyang Palace, Liu Che just woke up from his lunch break, and he still had a breath of getting up.
After lying on the couch for more than a dozen breaths, Liu Che stretched out his hand; A bowl of warm decanting soup was handed over in time: "Your Majesty, there is a fight outside." ”
Liu Che was slightly stunned: "Who fought with whom?" ”
Dachangmen Cui Jiu said expressionlessly: "Yang Chuan beat Li Yannian into a pig's head. ”
'Poof'.
As soon as Liu Che drank a mouthful of sobering soup in his mouth, he ejaculated: "Li Yannian is really a pig's head, he is nearly ten years older than Yang Chuan, and the last time he pulled his crotch pants on someone's Zhuangzi, why was he beaten again this time?" ”
Cui Jiu smiled with a rare smile: "Yang Chuan made a strong move first, kicked Li Yannian's balls, and then pounced on it to be a gold brick." ”
"Gold Bricks?"
Liu Che asked suspiciously: "Yang Chuan carries gold bricks with him?" Still beating people with gold bricks? ”
Cui Jiu nodded: "When he enters the palace, he naturally can't bring a sword or blade on his body, but he can bring a gold brick weighing three catties and eight taels, it can't be regarded as a murder weapon, right?" ”
As he spoke, Cui Jiu took out a deerskin bag from his sleeve, but it was the thing Yang Chuan used to beat people.
Liu Che took the bag, tried the strap on it, and laughed: "Then Ha Qi is really afraid of death, enter the palace to intercede for Cao Xiang, and don't forget to bring a gold brick on his body to defend himself?" ”
Cui Jiu shook his head and said indifferently: "No, Yang Chuan wants to tell Your Majesty that he really has a way to prepare food for our hundreds of thousands of troops......"
(End of chapter)