Chapter 364: Is This a Joke?
In fact, as early as seven or eight breaths ago, the carriage quietly stopped, but Yang Chuan had been pretending not to know, and Liu Man, who suddenly complained, also caused him strong uneasiness.
His carriage stopped quietly, and the coachman didn't say a word, what does this mean?
An inexplicable sense of crisis filled his whole mind immediately.
"Dong Yan, I heard that you have been doing well recently, but I don't know when you will be promoted to Da Changqiu?"
There are two eunuch leaders in the Han Empire, the one who serves the emperor is called Da Changmen, and the one who serves the queen is called Da Changqiu, as for the rest of the palace people, eunuchs, and palace maids all have their own responsibilities and titles, and Yang Chuan is too lazy to remember.
Dong Yan took a big step forward.
Immediately, he didn't know what to think of, but instead he retreated three or five steps back, but the smile on his face did not change in any way, because he lacked half of his tongue, and he was very vague when he spoke, but Yang Chuan could basically guess what this guy was talking about: "Thanks to the blessing of Chang Ninghou, I went to my Dong Yan's momentum, and cut off that useless thing, but let me Dong Yan wake up."
Alas, this life is really difficult.
When I was young, I was ignorant in every way, I didn't know anything, I suffered a lot of losses, and I suffered a lot of sins; When he was old and weak, and his face was full of wrinkles, the person who was dying was like an old horse, although he knew the way back, he had no strength to continue to move forward, so he could only fall to the ground and die slowly.
Only now. ”
Dong Yan paused, stretched out a white and pretty orchid finger, pointed at himself, and pointed at Yang Chuan in the carriage: "Only when you are in the prime of life is the best time in your life, do you say?" ”
"Marquis of Changning."
Not to mention, Dong Yan doesn't know what he has experienced in the past few years, and when he said this, Yang Chuan couldn't help but stretch out a thumbs up: "Dong Yan, you can do it every day!" ”
Dong Yan was scolded by Yang Chuan, but he was not angry, but chuckled and said: "Changning Hou is really a wonderful person, he is not frightened when he is in danger, he is not arrogant or impatient, he is not humble or arrogant......"
Yang Chuan suddenly laughed and scolded: "Dong Yan, don't say a few words of your, let's say, what is the matter with Benhou?" ”
Dong Yan's face gradually became dull and gloomy: "Negotiate a deal with you, by the way, if we can't negotiate, we will kill someone." ”
Yang Chuan laughed: "You Dong Yan have also learned to kill?" ”
Dong Yan shook his head: "No, I, Dong Yan, will not kill people, let alone risk the condemnation of the world, and openly assassinate the princess of the Han Dynasty and the marquis of the Han Dynasty." ”
"But I have a friend who likes to do this kind of thing the most."
As he spoke, this guy took a few steps back and asked with a smile: "Changning Hou, you resigned as the teacher of the prince Liu Ju, if you don't want to be the prince and the prince, you can get 3,000 catties of gold, 50,000 acres of fertile land, and become the prime minister of the Han Dynasty in a few years, how about it?" ”
Yang Chuan stretched: "Not how." ”
"Dong Yan, you are now the lackey of the nobles in the palace, how do you say an old saying? It depends on the owner to beat the dog, tell me, what does your master want to do? ”
Dong Yan smiled and said, "We are just a lackey, how can we know what the nobles think?" Changninghou, why don't you get off the bus and have a good talk? ”
Yang Chuan glanced at Dong Yan meaningfully, smiled and said, "It's really a good dog", then closed the window of the carriage casually, turned his head to look at Liu Man, who was full of redness, and sighed: "Look, what is the chaos of Chang'an City now, and the dogs have learned to get in the way." ”
Liu Man hugged Yang Chuan's waist tightly, just rubbed it in his arms, and murmured to himself: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, come, get ......"
it!
Yang Chuan stretched out his hand, and at Liu Man's neck was a knife, which hit his carotid artery accurately, directly knocking the little woman unconscious.
Coming out of the Great Agricultural Order, along the way, Liu Man never left the carriage, but now he was given the medicine of spring love, and he was unaware of it, which is unpleasant to think about.
Yang Chuan instantly understood that it was someone else in the Great Agricultural Order that had the opportunity to drug Liu Man under his nose.
His face suddenly became flat, and he tapped twice somewhere in the carriage before simply lying flat.
wanted to coerce and intercept the Han Liehou halfway, Li Yannian, Li Guangli and the Li Meiren who was about to die were really still a nest of fools; Not to mention that there is a big Han princess in this car, even if he is the only one Yang Chuan, if this matter is not clean, it will be an earth-shattering case, an important case, ......
"Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun...... This concubine is ...... Well! ”
Although Liu Man was knocked unconscious by Yang Chuan's knife, his face was still covered with beads of sweat, his face was red, his whole body was drenched, and his mouth was still muttering in a low voice.
"It's okay, I'm here."
Yang Chuan rubbed Liu Man's bun a few times, which was considered to be soothing.
At this moment, he suddenly felt that the yellow mud avenue below the carriage began to tremble slightly, accompanied by a dull sound of horses' hooves and the rumbling of chariots, and it was expected that the other party should have been ready to tear the dough.
Of course, it could just be a threat.
After all, in Chang'an City, he openly mobilized the cavalry, and also used chariots to assassinate the princess and the princes of the dynasty, even Liu Che did not dare to be so reckless.
Outside the carriage, someone knocked lightly on the carriage, making a metallic sound of 'bell-bell'.
"A carriage cast of iron?"
"I have long heard that Yang Chuan, the Marquis of Changning, is greedy for life and afraid of death, but now it seems that this is the case, even the carriage for travel is made of fine iron, hahaha."
"Even if it's made of fine iron, it can be used for a fart, but it's really not good, burn him to death with a fire!"
“……”
Listening to the very arrogant and domineering conversations of several people outside, Yang Chuan's face became even more flat.
He traveled in Yang Chuan, and there were no hundreds of subordinates secretly escorting him, so he was too sorry for his 'bad reputation' of being greedy for life and afraid of death.
The reason why he is silent is that he wants the other party to make a move first, so that he can do it.
Killing a person, no, it's easy to kill a piece of people, the question is, how to kill a large number of Li Meiren's lackeys, but still bite back, this is what Yang Chuan is most concerned about.
As for the carriage.
Produced by Yang Chuan, it must be a high-quality product, in the era of cold weapons, unless heavy cavalry or chariots are used, who would dare to ...... in Chang'an City
There was a loud bang.
Just when Yang Chuan was thinking like this, the outside of the carriage was hit hard, and the entire carriage of the carriage was smashed and dumped to the ground, so that Yang Chuan and Liu Man inside couldn't help rolling to one side.
I really dare to do it.
Yang Chuan didn't think about it, reached out and groped somewhere in the carriage, and pulled the iron ring hidden in it.
Bang.
A puff of smoke suddenly rose from outside the carriage, emitting a thick and pungent smoke and dust, which was diffused in the dry and cold air in the blink of an eye; Soon there was a violent coughing sound outside.
"Smoke is poisonous!"
"Everyone's on the side!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
After a period of chaos, the sound of hooves rumbled, and it seemed that forty or fifty cavalry swept in, each with a sledgehammer in their hands, and they rushed up together, seeing that they were about to smash the carriage where Yang Chuan was into a pile of scrap iron.
Yang Chuan sat cross-legged in the inclined carriage, a strange smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he whispered in his mouth: "What's the matter, such a bully, forcing Ben Hou to take out a small hole card......"
I have to say that the current Han Empire is really messy.
Where is Chang'an City? At the feet of the Son of Heaven, in the first good place, the magnates can act so unscrupulously, it is simply ...... It's so cool.
Yang Chuan stretched out his hand, and was about to pull on another iron ring, but heard a clear young man's voice outside: "Where did the murderer come from, he dared to run rampant in Chang'an City and openly assassinate the princess and the liehous." ”
"Come on, take down all these fanatics for me, and if you resist, you will be killed!"
Listening to the voice, you can know that the young man outside is Li Guangli.
I could only hear the roar of the beast, and take the lead in charging towards the cavalry; Seeing this, the menacing cavalry whistled, turned their horses' heads, and rushed out of the west gate like a smoke, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Li Guangli sat on horseback and pointed and scolded: "The officials of Chang'an County and the executive Jinwu are all-eaters? In the capital city, there are bandits who are making trouble, is this worth it? ”
"This squire will enter the palace to meet Your Majesty!"
"Come on, hurry up and save the lives of Princess Full Moon and Marquis Changning!"
Yang Chuan, who was hiding in the carriage, was dumbfounded: "This is okay? This plot is too old-fashioned, right? Moreover, Li Guangli's dog's day is from an advocacy background, and his acting skills are first-class! ’
He groaned slightly, and reached out to open the iron door of the carriage.
The fine iron carriage of the carriage was smashed into a big pit, which looked shocking, but Yang Chuan didn't hear it, looked up at the blue sky, stretched his waist, and then turned his head to look at Li Guangli, who was dressed in military uniform: "You led troops to assassinate the princess of the Han Dynasty and the liehous?" ”
Li Guangli put a spear in his hand on the ground and said with a smile: "I heard that there are bandits in Chang'an City, and after hearing about it, this squire rushed over before he had time to change out of his uniform when he accompanied the emperor on hunting.
Fortunately, there were no deaths, Her Royal Highness the princess and the Marquis of Changning were safe, and the waiter should go back to the palace. ”
Yang Chuan looked at Li Guangli, who had clear eyebrows, and suddenly asked, "Where is the emperor hunting?" Can it be in the Upper Forest Garden? ”
Li Guangli nodded: "The emperor is hunting, naturally in Shanglin Yuan." ”
Yang Chuan let out an 'oh' and waved his hand noncommittally: "Since this is the case, then get out, there are some accounts, Ben Hou will go back and settle with you." ”
Li Guangli said with a smile: "Marquis Changning, this squire took the risk to drive away the bandits, how can you say that he is also your life-saving benefactor of Marquis Changning, how can he be so ruthless, this is going to drive people away?" ”
Yang Chuan smiled and asked, "Have you eaten?" ”
Li Guangli was stunned: "......"
This Yang Chuan thief, why did he ask casually and let him have nothing to say, let's put this aside to talk about big things, you suddenly asked if you have eaten, how to answer?
"Marquis Changning, protect the princess of the full moon, there are some bandits in Chang'an City today, they are very fierce, but don't be killed by someone."
Li Guangli continued with a smile: "The emperor said that if you Yang Chuan die, you will die, but don't drag down the full moon princess." ”
Yang Chuan laughed, looked around casually, looked around, and in front of Li Guangli, unbuttoned his trouser belt and began to pee; At the same time, he also fought two cold wars comfortably, and said casually: "Li Guangli, you are much stronger than Li Yannian, at least you know how to talk to people with a smile." ”
"Do you know that talking with a smile is better than talking with a straight face, and its effect is greater, just like this person, when facing a large table of feasts, the aroma of wine and meat can make people feel happy......
While talking, the distance between him and Li Guangli unconsciously narrowed.
It's about a foot away.
Yang Chuan stopped, looked down at the little buckskin boots on his feet, and then at the combat boots on Li Guangli's feet, and continued to talk useless nonsense: "We Mingren don't say dark words, you Li Guangli, Li Yannian and Dong Yan conspired to openly assassinate the princess of the Han Dynasty, can you afford this crime?" ”
Li Guangli asked with a smile: "Changning Hou, if your surname is Li, it must be a good show." ”
The word 'drama', this is the first time Yang Chuan has heard people from the Han Empire say it, and he didn't expect that the person who said these two words turned out to be Li Guangli......
Yang Chuan glanced up at the sky.
Two sand sculptures hovered high in the sky, making a few very long chirps.
Li Guangli was also looking up at the two sand sculptures in the sky, and a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "The emperor is drunk after hunting in Shanglin Yuan, and he will wake up in four and a half hours; In addition, Princess Pingyang, Princess Nangong, and Princess Longxi are all waiting for the two of you in Changmen Garden. ”
"Wei Qing, Huo Qu's illness is not in Chang'an City."
"Changning Hou, do you want the two of us to have a good few words, and if we have to make a fuss, we will mock each other, and even, how rude are we to move our hands and feet?"
Yang Chuan stretched out two fingers noncommittally, pointed to the two sand sculptures in the sky, and chuckled: "Li Guangli, that is not the sculpture of the Hou family, but the emperor's ......"
Li Guangli sneered, and didn't seem to care at all.
However, Yang Chuan noticed a very subtle change, that is, the corners of his eyes, which shook slightly, and then returned to normal.
A fart swallow seller who also wants to control Liu Che?
Yang Chuan couldn't help laughing and pointed to the two sand sculptures: "The one with a taller physique is called Ah Da, and the one with a slightly smaller physique but quick movement is called Ah Er." ”
"Listen, the emperor gave him a good name for his stupid carving, concise and clear, clear at a glance, worthy of our Han Emperor, how cultured!"
Li Guangli no longer raised his head, but stared at Yang Chuan deadly, and said: "Yang Chuan, uh no, Changning Hou, I know that you will leave behind in everything, you are a cautious person, let's not talk nonsense, you find an excuse to shirk the position of the prince and the prince, and a noble person promised to let your Yang family soar from now on." ”
Yang Chuan chuckled: "Ben Hou is not Feihuang Tengda now?" I am a despicable slave, a small cook and farmer, and in less than four years, I was made a marquis step by step, and I became one of the three princes and nine kings. ”
"As an official, do you still need your nobles to support?"
When Li Guangli heard this, he just smiled, and rode away: "Since the Marquis of Changning is so conceited, today's matter should be just a joke." ”
"Hahaha......"
(End of chapter)