The daily life of a cook is to add oil and vinegar and fan the flames, so Yang Chuan thinks that his attainments in language arts are quite successful.

Unexpectedly, when he met an old court thief like Gongsun Hong, he realized that some of his cognitions were biased.

For example, this ability to add fuel to the fire and fan the flames, in fact, the old thieves who have been fighting in the court and officialdom are the leaders of this way, and a few words quietly can make the outcome of a dispute irreversible.

Gongsun Hong is worthy of being a Han prime minister who climbed up step by step from a Han scholar, with every word and deed, he can always grasp the key point, and inadvertently, he can poke a knife in your soft underbelly, but he basically does not show any traces.

Sure enough, after listening to a few keywords such as 'Yulin Army' and 'giving away fields', Liu Che's face unconsciously became a little obscure and gloomy, and he glanced at Yang Chuan with a faint look: "Okay, one of you is the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, and the other is the Han Liehou and the Great Agricultural Order. ”

Gongsun Hong hurriedly bowed down: "Your Majesty's lesson is that the old minister lost his honor in front of the monarch, and he was willing to punish himself for three years." ”

Yang Chuan squinted.

Well, fighting with these old thieves, I seem to be a little immature, and in a few words, the right to speak falls into the mouth of others.

He coughed lightly, bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, Princess Full Moon, Princess Weaving Moon, and Lord Naren Tuoya are still waiting for Your Majesty's will outside the palace. ”

It's not that Yang Chuan 'let go of his wife' at the moment of crisis, but the situation requires it, in the court surrounded by old thieves, he seems a little weak, and he always has to stir up the situation alone, so that the atmosphere is warmer and more chaotic, so that he can use the means of a cook.

After all, as a chef, what you are best at is not fighting and killing......

Liu Che waved his hand quite irritably, and just wanted to say a word of refusal, but when the words came to his lips, they became: "Okay, okay, let the three of them get in." ”

Without waiting for Yang Chuan and the others to speak, Cui Jiu, who was napping on the side, straightened up silently, and came to the door of the main hall like a ghost: "Your Majesty has a decree to pass on the arrival of Princess Full Moon, Princess Zhiyue, and Lord Naren Tuoya." ”

Everyone was stunned for a while.

Everyone can see that Dachangmen Cui Jiu is on Yang Chuan's side this time.

What does this mean?

Could it be that yesterday's palace gate assassination case was really the handiwork of Prime Minister Sun Hong?

For a while, the atmosphere in the hall became a little weird again, and the Manchu Dynasty civil and military exchanged heads and whispers, and they didn't know what they were talking about, anyway, it was a 'buzz'.

Liu Man, Zhiniang, and Naren Toya three little women dressed up and entered the hall, and as soon as they entered the door, they didn't wait for the courtesy of the monarch and the ministers to meet each other, but they hooked their heads and shouted in unison: "My daughter has seen her father." ”

"Long live Father!"

"Father is auspicious!"

"The father is mighty, an emperor for all ages, ruling the world, and ...... for thousands of generations"

Liu Che's face was comfortable, and dozens of fine laugh lines could be faintly seen on his face, which could be spelled into a few traditional Chinese characters for 'Xi', and the warmth and smile contained in the corners of his eyes were difficult to hide;

I've seen flattery, but I've never seen such a stinky and shameless one!

But this bullshit 'worship cliché', which was quite popular in later generations, was said in the mouths of three delicate little women, like a milk swallow chirping and a yellow warbler piercing the forest, which made people feel comfortable for a while, and seemed to make everyone from the inside out, including every pore, to make the old thieves can't help but smile.

Yang Chuan couldn't help but silently order a handmade like.

It's okay, these three little women in their own family have a strong learning ability and good understanding, and in the past few years by his side, they have been exposed to it, taught by words and deeds, and learned a lot of skills.

For example, today's rainbow fart at the court meeting was not the result of his teaching and practice in advance, but purely 'on-the-spot play'.

"Today is the Great Dynasty Meeting, what are you three doing here?" Liu Che pretended to be angry and reprimanded: "Don't let me fuck off yet!" ”

"You go to wait outside the palace first, and when the court meeting is over, I will take you to Shanglin Yuan to play......"

Liu Che's words were not finished, but he was interrupted by Liu Man waving his hand.

"Father, uh, no, Your Majesty," Liu Man took a step forward and knelt on his knees with a pop: "The people's daughter Liu Man greets His Majesty the Emperor." ”

Liu Che's face instantly stiffened.

He didn't look at Liu Man kneeling on the ground, but stared at Yang Chuan coldly, and asked indifferently: "When did my full moon become a people's girl?" ”

Yang Chuan shrunk his neck and said, "Just now she also called Her Majesty's father the emperor......"

Liu Che snorted, and was about to speak, Liu Man raised his head and said, "Your Majesty, you are the emperor, the Son of Heaven, and my father of the full moon, this is no problem." ”

"It's just that when Yang Chuan, the Marquis of Changning, is assassinated and killed, your full moon will become a widow."

"Your Majesty, you are the father of the Full Moon Princess, not the father of the little widow named Liu Man."

"Yang Chuan, as a marquis of the Han Dynasty, a great peasant order of the imperial court, not to mention that he is now ranked among the three princes and nine kings, and has become the youngest important minister of the court in my Han Dynasty, with such an identity, even if he lies flat and eats and waits for death for the rest of his life, I'm afraid there is no problem, right?"

"But Your Majesty."

Liu Man slowly stood up, patted the dust on his skirt, and stared at Liu Che with his eyebrows uplifted and continued to output: "May I ask Your Majesty, who is the marquis of this great Han Dynasty?" Which one appointed the imperial court peasant order? ”

Liu Che took a few breaths silently and said, "It's me." ”

Liu Man's face showed a sudden expression: "Oh, I see, I thought that Yang Chuan's position as a marquis and the official position of the Great Agricultural Order were picked up on the side of the road in the area of Ximen Street, or he made up nonsense to make me happy, but today I heard His Majesty say this, I finally put my mind at ease."

My little Langjun is in Dahan, and he has already become a character.

The marquis of the Han Dynasty, more than 20,000 households, such a high title, tsk, such a noble identity.

By the way, there is also the imperial court's big peasant order, tsk tsk, such a big official ......"

was sneered at by Liu Man's concentrated fire, Liu Che's face gradually became extremely cold, and even a few strands of hair on his sideburns, stimulated by an inexplicable anger, seemed to begin to tremble, twitch, and twist slightly, and the whole person became extremely deep and terrifying.

"Liu Man, your words are very sharp, and there are many reasons."

Liu Che said indifferently: "However, as a princess of the Han Dynasty, you are my biological daughter, and now you are harsh and sneering in the court, which is a great crime of disrespect, and the crime is unforgivable." ”

"Someone came, took Liu Man down, and sent him to the dungeon of Tingwei's Mansion to be tortured...... Well, it's better to discount two doglegs! ”

A team of brocade-clothed guards rushed into the main hall, and without saying anything, they directly 'racked' Liu Man out.

During the entire 'arrest' process, in less than three or five breaths, Liu Man just sneered three times, but he didn't resist at all, and let himself be taken out of the hall.

At this moment, a certain hall in Weiyang Palace that did not deserve a name finally quieted down and entered the slaughter again.

"Your Majesty, please take away the surviving Weaver Niang and Naren Toya."

Suddenly, the two little women, Zhiniang and Naren Toya, who had always been quiet, also stood up, gave a salute, said a word without humility or arrogance, and looked directly at Liu Che.

Liu Che's face was pale, and he waved his hand very irritably: "Grab and catch, all of them will be arrested by me and sent to the prison of the Tingwei Mansion to discount their dog's legs!" ”

So, the two little women were also taken away.

On the main hall.

Well, a big court meeting, what did Yang Chuan's family look like......

Seeing that the three little women in his family were all arrested, Yang Chuan seemed to hesitate for a few breaths, took a big step forward, and said calmly: "In this case, Your Majesty, you will also arrest Weichen into the prison of the Tingwei Mansion." ”

Seeing that Liu Che's face was not good, and he seemed to be about to drink an order, Yang Chuan lost no time in adding a few words: "Liu Man suffered too much when he was a child, and his body and bones looked very healthy, but in fact, he had the root of the disease that was weak and cold, and Weichen asked him to chop wood, chop meat, wash vegetables, and turn the spoon every day, just to make her sweat more and alleviate her symptoms;

In addition, the Jiupin pigeon soup that Weichen personally prepared for her every day is good at nourishing yin and replenishing yang, which can make her healthy as soon as possible......"

Gongsun Hong snorted coldly.

All the ministers looked at Yang Chuan, the Marquis of Changning, with a look of disdain in their eyes, and it seemed that everyone scoffed at this: "What's the matter, what is a sycophant?" ’

Yang Chuan is a thief who is well versed in the essence of sycophancy.

Sure enough, Liu Che listened to Yang Chuan's few words of 'heartfelt words', and a big black face was immediately soothed, and the dozens of fine laugh lines in the corners of his eyes were obviously about to squeeze into chrysanthemums, but he refused to soften, and scolded and scolded: "Yang Chuan, you were assassinated in front of Weiyang Palace, and I have asked people to thoroughly investigate this matter, even if you dig three feet into the ground, you have to find out the person behind it."

With the fanfare of your dog day, with two Han princesses and a county lord, you ran to this Weiyang Palace to make a fool of yourself, and you climbed and bit like a mad dog, even the Prime Minister Gongsun didn't pay attention to it, sneering, talking nonsense, it's just ......

Well, it's just a coward! ”

Liu Che scolded a few words, and he couldn't get along in one breath, so he could only grab a piece of fine porcelain on the desk and smash it over.

Yang Chuan saw that it was a piece of Han maid porcelain fired in his own porcelain kiln, and the cost price was 50 yuan......

He grabbed the porcelain with his hand, took a few steps forward with his neck bent, and carefully put it back in place: "Your Majesty, this piece of porcelain you smashed is worth five hundred gold, which can be exchanged for more than three thousand horseshoes." ”

Liu Che was even more annoyed, and picked up another piece of porcelain and smashed it over: "Do you still know about horseshoes?" ”

"What else do you know?"

"Someone else assassinated you Marquis Changning, and I helped you wipe out the nine clans of the person in charge behind it, and you brought a few people into the palace with the full moon on your dog day, are you going to be angry with me?"

"You coward, if you raise another 30 million yuan and 8 million stone grains before the beginning of spring next year, I will discount your three ...... Ahem, discount your two doglegs! ”

Yang Chuan caught the porcelain smashed by Liu Che, and muttered with a bitter face: "If someone assassinates Weichen again because of the matter of raising money and food......

Liu Che suddenly sat up straight, glanced at Gongsun Hong coldly, and then glanced at the faces of the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu one by one, and said indifferently: "If someone assassinates you because of money and food, I will swear to destroy his nine clans." ”

"Moreover, even if the emperor's relatives are involved, they will still be investigated to the end, and they will be killed."

"Besides, since you, Yang Chuan, think that this assassination is very strange, so what's the harm if I let you make an exception to investigate the case? However, I can make it clear, if you can't find any results, I will definitely discount your dog's legs! ”

"By the way, Prime Minister Gongsun will work hard once to assist Yang Chuan in investigating this case......

……

After more than half an hour, the Great Dynasty finally ended.

Yang Chuan and the ministers of civil and military affairs walked out of the front hall of Weiyang Palace and walked towards the 'parking lot' not far away; Gongsun Hong walked in the forefront, walking steadily and squarely, looking meticulous.

Today's court meeting, on the surface, he, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, had a slight upper hand, and in a few words, he made Yang Chuan, the Marquis of Changning, lose his temper, and made frequent mistakes, which finally attracted the emperor's anger and arrested the three little women of his family into the prison of the Tingwei Mansion.

But anyone with a discerning eye can see that Liu Che's move is a punishment, and he clearly found an excuse to casually throw the errand of the Tingwei Mansion to investigate and handle the 'assassination case of the Great Han Liehou' to Yang Chuan.

Next, Yang Chuan is a big farmer again, and at the same time, he is also the identity of the investigator of the Tingwei Mansion, which is a big headache to think about.

I have to say that Liu Che's move of 'fighting cattle across the mountains' made this big man like a thorn in his back, and an inexplicable chill quietly permeated.

Yang Chuan's thief, who seems to have no rules, coupled with the emperor's obvious favoritism, actually makes people feel a paleness and powerlessness that is difficult to parry, which is extremely bad.

Because, in accordance with the laws of the Han Dynasty and the edict of Emperor Gaozu, the imperial court set up three princes and nine secretaries, although the status is almost the same as the noble, they are all the real magnates of the Han Empire, but the division of labor between these nobles is clear, each performs its own duties, and there has never been a situation where they wear multiple positions and interfere with the authority of others.

This time, Liu Che made an exception and asked the big farmer to order Yang Chuan to intervene in the affairs of the Tingwei Mansion, which shows a very clear signal-

The emperor was not satisfied with the current Tingwei Mansion.

Yang Chuan may become the next Imperial Doctor......

"Prime Minister Gongsun, please stay!"

Yang Chuan shouted from afar, walked forward quickly, and was still thinking in his mouth as he walked: "Oh, Prime Minister Gongsun has good foot strength, and he can run faster than some assassins. ”

Gongsun Hong stopped, put his hands behind his back, and tilted his face slightly, looking at a few clouds in the sky: "Marquis Changning, your mouth has never spared people, and sooner or later it will bring you a killing disaster." ”

Yang Chuan snorted and scolded with a smile: "Prime Minister Gongsun, can you speak as a scholar?" I won't say it, so don't say it later. ”

He looked Gongsun Hong up and down, paused for two or three breaths, and said with a smile: "Prime Minister Gongsun Cheng, the three students of Benhou have been arrested and put in the prison of the Tingwei Mansion, and you are still laughing like this, you are simply not human." ”

Gongsun Hong said coldly: "Three students? Aren't they the three wives and concubines of the Marquis of Changning? ”

"It's a shame that you're still a scholar, and the reputation of the Taixue Academy for sacrificial wine has ruined you."

Listening to Gongsun Hong's sarcastic words, Yang Chuan ignored it, and laughed and said: "Prime Minister Gongsun, Ben Hou can't help it, in fact, Ben Hou prefers teachers, or teachers, but unfortunately, the world is so big, the only people who can be teachers for Ben Hou are Dong Zhongshu and your Gongsun Prime Minister."

Or, another day, Benhou will go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to visit, and by the way, say hello to the teacher? ”

Gongsun Hong couldn't help but spit on the ground: "Marquis Changning, please respect yourself, you and I are now important ministers of the court, people with status, how can you speak unscrupulously and talk nonsense!" ”

Yang Chuan waved his hand, and suddenly said: "Gongsun Hong, you sent someone to assassinate Ben Hou, Ben Hou remembered it, you old horseman just wait and see!" ”

He said these words extremely loudly, and the surrounding 'melon-eating masses' who pretended to be loyal and honest heard them seven or eight times out of ten, and they couldn't help frowning.

And put one ear at a time.

Without waiting for Gongsun Hong to react, Yang Chuan continued to output: "The things that your Gongsun Hong is doing in private, not only Your Majesty knows, Ben Hou knows, even the people of Chang'an City have long known and discussed, every time your Gongsun Hong's car passes by, there are many fingers poking your old horseman's backbone, don't you really know?" ”

"Tsk, what a majestic Prime Minister Gongsun."

"What a nasty grandson."

"What an old horseman with a beast's heart!"

(End of chapter)