Chapter 388: Look good when you eat
It's impossible to hand it over, and who has a grudge against that thing when it comes to money and food?
As a result, almost everyone said that they would rather 'receive' this additional and unexpected 'flying gain'.
Yang Chuan smiled.
He waved his hand and asked Zhang Tang to stare at the account books and Sima Qian to announce that he would start 'dividends' with great fanfare.
"Gongsun Hong, dividends of 2.5 million yuan."
"Zhang Qian, dividends of 1.95 million yuan."
"Erkuan, the dividend is 735,200 yuan."
"Liu Ling, dividends of 7.93 million yuan......"
“……”
In this way, with Sima Qian's deep and upright baritone singing one after another, the people who 'bought land' in Shuofang County at the beginning have more or less dividends, and even some people who have had their heads cut off in the past two years after being sued in the past two years are also on the list, and they have not let their accounts go away because of his personal accident.
For example, this Liu Ling was originally a mortal person, but Yang Chuan still settled the hundreds of thousands of acres of land that others 'leased' clearly, and this hand alone made everyone present admire.
The court is changing, officialdom is like a battlefield, who can say that he will be evergreen?
"Marquis Changning, in this matter, the old man is respectful."
After Gongsun Hong hesitated for two or three breaths, he finally stood up, bowed slightly to Yang Chuan, and said: "Shuofang County is the Shuofang County of the Han Dynasty, and the millions of acres of fertile land in Shuofang County are the fertile land of the Han Dynasty.
Changning Hou, you have done a very decent job in this matter, and the old man is deeply grateful.
But.
Since Shuofang County is the Shuofang County of the imperial court, and the fields of Shuofang County are the fields of the imperial court, I am afraid that there is something wrong with this matter of dividing dividends and money. ”
Yang Chuan nodded: "This matter is very involved, Ben Hou Yan dares to make his own opinions, naturally he has already made it clear to His Majesty the Emperor, only with his consent, the dividends of the big guys can be taken at ease, and they can be used with ease and fun." ”
The crowd laughed.
A meal of garlic elbow flowers, suddenly eating a large amount of money and food, looking at the nearly 100 boxes of yellow and white things, everyone felt happy in their hearts.
"Originally, Ben Hou wanted to share dividends with grain, vegetables, salt, cattle, sheep and livestock, etc., how could I go to the New Year, Shuofang County was really not peaceful, it was a war and a drought, plus Ben Hou also had to raise grain and grass for the Northern Expedition army, so I had to use these useless coins and sheep fat jade to top the account, Ben Hou didn't want to go, so I apologized to you."
Yang Chuan stood up, bowed slightly to the big dogs in the seat, and continued: "These dozens of boxes of coins are the Han Debt Coins of Nangong Qianzhuang, called Debt Coins, but in fact, they can be called and circulated like the five-baht coins of our Han Dynasty;
As for these sheep fat jade carvings, the price is a bit high.
You decide for yourself, see if you want the Han debt coin, or want the mutton fat jade carving, let's pay the money with one hand and sign the mortgage with the other, even if the account of Yuanshuo five years is settled, Benhou will be able to farm with peace of mind in the next year. ”
After speaking, he waved his hand: "Zhang Tang, Sima Qian, Mr. Dongfang Shuo, you will give you dividends according to the list." ”
As expected, none of these big dogs were willing to take those golden 'Han Debt Coins', but said in unison that they were very fond of those sheep fat jade carvings, and they might as well settle the matter with jade.
Yang Chuan ordered with a smile, with the help of Zhang Tang, Sima Qian, and Dongfang Shuo, under the busyness of a group of subordinates and servants, dozens of boxes of mutton fat jade carvings were discounted and divided as dividends.
For a while, laughter and rainbow farts continued, and one by one they came forward to thank Yang Chuan.
Yang Chuan returned the salute one by one, coughing once or twice from time to time, and there was always a trace of a smile on the harmless face of humans and animals, and he looked very amiable......
……
So, more than two hours later.
The sun is thin, and dusk is approaching.
The scenery of Guanzhong in the early spring is very beautiful, especially the surrounding area of Yangchuan Zhuangzi is flat and spread, now there are some crops, vegetables and idle flowers and wild grasses emerging from tender shoots, some are light green, some are goose yellow, some are red in white, under the backdrop of a few tranquil cooking smoke, it is extraordinarily enchanting.
At the banquet at noon, there was only one garlic elbow flower, and everyone ate very fragrantly, but they were not full, and a few large bowls of Ganges water were poured into Lao Baigan, and many people were actually hungry for a long time.
It's just that because everyone has received a large amount of 'dividends', everyone's faces are filled with an inexplicable excitement and joy, even if Ru'er Kuan and others want to pretend to be serious, the smile on the corner of their mouths can't be concealed no matter what.
Some people did not arrive at the scene, and the money and grain belonging to them were piled up in large pine boxes, which were placed there at random, and Yang Chuan didn't even bother to look at them.
Liu Ling did not attend, Bowang Hou Zhang Qian did not attend, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang, Champion Hou Huo Quai, Pingyang Princess, Nangong Princess, Princess Longxi and other more than a dozen of the most prominent dog families did not come, and it was these people's 'dividends' that were the most generous.
Of course, compared to Emperor Liu Che, everyone else is small.
At the beginning, when Yang Chuan 'sent' the acres of land in Shuofang County to the big dog households in the form of leasing, Emperor Liu Che in order to cooperate with Yang Chuan's action, waved his hand, and actually took out a lot of gold and subscribed to the millions of acres of fertile land in Shuofang County.
According to Yang Chuan's conversion method, one stone of grain is one hundred and eighty catties, which is one hundred and eighty Han five-baht coins......
"This red has also been divided, and your money has been taken, isn't it time for dinner?"
Seeing the big dogs who were overjoyed, Yang Chuan said with a smile: "What about this part of the emperor's money and grain, the Hou will let people carry it over, His Majesty said, he doesn't like the Han debt coin, and prefers mutton fat jade, so it will all be converted into mutton fat jade carvings, about five boxes, that who, Zhang Tang, you will send these mutton fat jade to Chang'an City early tomorrow morning." ”
"As for you guys, don't you mean that you have earned so much money and food at once?"
"Like, a dinner or something?"
"Is it possible that tonight's mutton shabu will have to be paid out of his own pocket?"
Before Gongsun Hong could speak, several big dogs who did not deserve to have a name smiled and said: "The food in Changning Hou's family is delicious, so naturally Changning Hou will pay for it." ”
Yang Chuan scolded with a smile, turned his head and instructed the kitchen to prepare mutton for the nobles.
Since the invitation card states that you are going to invite you to shabu mutton, how can you not believe it? What's more, giving dividends to everyone is just foreplay, and the real big thing hasn't started yet......
After a hectic period.
Yang Chuan's family is sitting again.
This time, the banquet was not placed in the Zhuangzi, but arranged by the Weishui, blowing the spring night breeze, listening to the murmuring sound of the Weishui, across a river, you can see the lights in the Tai Academy opposite, with a few sounds floating in the wind, as if someone is reciting the sage article, this feeling is very good, even Yang Chuan himself feels very comfortable, can't help but want to chant a poem.
He had no choice but to search his intestines and scrape his stomach for a long time, only to find out that because of greed for money, he had already sold the essence of Tang and Song poems to Cao Xiang one after another.
That's what makes it worth the loss.
Yang Chuan, who was sitting in the middle, couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Cao Xiang has taken a big advantage this dog day. ”
Zhang Anshi, who was accompanying him, asked in a low voice: "Teacher, do you want to send a message to Pingyang Hou and Champion Hou, let them come over to share dividends, and by the way, also support the scene?" ”
Yang Chuan glanced around, nodded imperceptibly, and said, "Let them come in the middle of the night and bring the first part, by the way, let Huo Qubing bring a team of Yulin orphans over, and get more aura." ”
Zhang Anshi nodded and left silently.
Yang Chuan is still very relieved, especially in this grand scene, he can always play a little new trick.
"Changning Hou, I've eaten a few times at your house, and Ben Hou doesn't want to go home, what do you say?"
At this moment, Wuyang Hou Fan walked over from the drunken step, first arched his hand at Yang Chuan, and grinned: "The food that my group of little cooks have sorted out is not as delicious as their own steamed buns, and Ben Hou is too lazy to ...... Belch! ”
"Ben Hou is too lazy to eat my family's food."
"Marquis Changning, otherwise, sell me the useless woodland, mountain fields or something in your house Fan Li's thirty or fifty acres, and I will send someone to build a few attics, and the one who lives next to your house will beg for it."
Yang Chuan scolded with a smile: "Your Wuyang Marquis Mansion can be regarded as a wealthy family in Chang'an City, and that threshold alone is one foot two inches eight, where do we dare to let you move over and live in this poor and remote country?" ”
Fan Li didn't follow, and asked angrily: "Why can Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang and Champion Hou Huo build an attic yard next to your house to live for a long time?" ”
Yang Chuan said quietly: "Because, they are my brothers in life and death." ”
Fan Li borrowed the meaning of wine and said angrily: "Isn't Ben Hou your Yang Chuan's brother in life and death?" ”
Yang Chuan shook his head and said very directly: "No." ”
Fan Li staggered forward, propped up the table in front of Yang Chuan with one hand, grabbed the wine jar with the other, and tons and tons were a burst of donkey drinking, and then, this thing asked with wine: "What if my brother is willing to stick a knife in your ribs?" ”
Yang Chuan said: "That's not a brother of life and death. ”
Fan Li sat down very depressed, ignoring his image, and cried loudly: "Yang Chuan, you have no conscience, I, Fan Li, am willing to die for you, you don't treat me as your own brother......"
A rather serious banquet made Fan Li so disturbed, and he was a little chaotic.
There are many people who start to talk nonsense under the help of alcohol, and they simply don't see it.
Yang Chuan seemed to want to stand up and speak, but as soon as he got up, he sat down again and began to cough violently; Sima Qian and Dongfang Shuo next to them hurriedly stepped forward, and their faces were extremely anxious, but because of everyone's face, they didn't make any noise.
This scene made those old thieves in the court who watched coldly while drinking in the eyes of them, but it was a different scene.
Some people snickered, some snickered, and some people looked at it with a little concern, and it seemed that they were about to come at any time.
Yang Chuan looked a little depressed under the 'deliberate performance' of Sima Qian and Dongfang Shuo, and his whole spirit was wilted, and he scolded in a low voice: "The acting skills of the two of you are too bad, right?" ”
"Especially you, the red-faced Sima Qian, a zombie face pretending to be anxious, Ben Hou really wants to step on you a few times with his heels!"
The two of them smiled and continued their stiff and clumsy performance: "Changning Hou, don't hold on, let's go back and rest for a while?" ”
"Changning Hou, you can't just die like this, something happened to you, what should I do with Sima Qian's family......"
Yang Chuan was almost broken by this red-faced Sima Qian.
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"Okay, okay, you two can get out," Yang Chuan couldn't help but curse in a low voice, slowly sat up straight, turned his head to everyone and apologized: "I'm sorry, Benhou is not strong enough to drink, let you laugh, come on, let's let go of eating, let's let go, let go of drinking, as long as in my Yang Zhuangzi, the wine and meat are enough!" ”
As he spoke, he picked up a bowl of wine and swallowed it in his stomach with three sounds.
"Changning Hou has a good amount of wine!"
"Changning Hou massive!"
“……”
Everyone in the audience praised a few words perfunctorily, but no one opened their mouths to persuade him to rest first, and one by one, their eyes were bright and bright, staring at Yang Chuan and just laughing.
Yang Chuan knew that these guys were waiting for him to promise this year's 'dividends'.
But he just didn't take the initiative to speak.
Since it is a business, on this occasion, it is often the first person to speak, who loses one or two points of momentum, and naturally there will be some not very good impact on the things that need to be arranged later.
Therefore, he sat like this, eating, drinking, coughing from time to time, waiting for someone to take the initiative to jump out and ask.
Unexpectedly, he thought like this, these old thieves in the court were able to calm down one by one, except for Fan Li, Zhang Lian and other evil people who had no sense of existence and occasionally played drunk, but the others insisted on not speaking.
Finally, Yang Chuan was a little angry.
These guys were only popular in the afternoon, and each of them took away tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and in the blink of an eye, they were as stable as old dogs, and they really deserved to be the hob meat of the Han Dynasty.
"Who is that, Huo Guang, Yang Yi, the two of you are here to greet all the adults for a banquet, Mr. Dongfang Shuo, you can help Benhou to rest."
Yang Chuan stood up, staggered three or five steps on the soles of his feet, and bowed his hands to everyone before leaving.
"Since the Marquis of Changning is unwell, otherwise, today's banquet will end here."
At this moment, Gongsun Hong, who had not been silent all along, suddenly spoke, and said with a kind smile: "Everyone, let's rush back to Chang'an City, early tomorrow morning, we will be busy dealing with all the trivial and miscellaneous affairs of the imperial court, but don't drink and make mistakes." ”
As soon as Gongsun Hong's words came out, those big dogs didn't want to say anything, and they got up and wanted to leave.
Yang Chuan glanced at Gongsun Hong, intentionally or unintentionally, and sneered in his heart.
This old thief.
It's clear that he took the benefits, and he still has to get people one day, so that Yang Chuan's next article can't be continued?
Yang Chuan took advantage of the situation and said with some weakness: "You can't help it, originally, Ben Hou wanted to give you a surprise, how can I be in poor health today, I can't drink too much, let you run for nothing, it really shouldn't be." ”
"Who, Sima Qian, will send a gift to all the adults for Ben Hou."
"As for the millions of acres of fertile land in Shuofang County this year...... Let's go back, let's talk about it, you guys go slowly, Ben Hou won't be far away. ”
As he spoke, he hinted that Dongfang Shuo had already understood, and 'helped' Yang Chuan to walk down the Weishui embankment like a smoke, and saw that he was about to go back to his Zhuangzi.
This time, someone finally couldn't hold it back, quietly glanced at Prime Minister Gongsun, and quickly followed up and shouted loudly: "Changning Hou, please stay!" ”
(End of chapter)