In the spring of the first year of Yuanjia, two major events happened in Chang'an City, seven or eight small things, and some people died, but on the whole, it was just like that, and it didn't make any waves.

The first major event was that Changning Hou Yang Chuan and Prime Minister Sun Hong had a quarrel, and they pinched each other for several rounds, each with wins and losses.

Gongsun Hong won the lawsuit and lost his reputation.

Nowadays, as long as someone mentions Prime Minister Gongsun in the land of Sanfu, they all stretch out a little thumb and scold: "Hey! ”

Bullying the small with the big and bullying the young with the old is not expected to be a good bird.

This was the logical way of thinking of the common people of the Han Empire.

For Yang Chuan, there is no benefit, and there is no harm, anyway, what the emperor wants to see is that he fights openly and secretly with the old thieves of the Manchu Dynasty, as for who takes advantage and who suffers, it doesn't matter.

The second major event is the wedding of Yang Chuan, Huo Quai, and Cao Xiang.

The reason why this major event caused a sensation is mainly because the little women married by the three of them are all Han princesses, especially the Changning Marquis Yang Chuan, who not only married the princess of the full moon, but also married a rewarded 'fake princess' and a lord of the Han Dynasty, which is quite appealing to think about.

In Chang'an City, there are different opinions and discussions.

As the saying goes, the layman looks at the excitement, and the insider looks at the doorway.

The three young men Junyan married the princess of the Han Dynasty and the county lord, and in the eyes of the people, they could only envy the three teenagers who ate dog shit and did not rinse their mouths, and their luck was off the charts, which made people jealous and envious.

In their mouths, there are naturally few decent words, nothing more than the noble status of the princess of the Han Dynasty, which is by no means controllable by ordinary people, and may ride on men when they are sleepy at night.

Even, maybe ride on your face.

Tsk, it's quite emotional to think about.

However, when some dignitaries and nobles looked at this matter, they were a little more vigilant, happy and gloating.

Only these people know that the princess of the Han Dynasty, the woman of the old Liu family, does not have a fuel-efficient lamp, and is generally a waste of men.

Of course, these vulgar words are the statements of the common people in Guanzhong, and for the dignitaries of the Han Empire, they both love and hate the so-called princess of the Han Dynasty.

What I love is that dignity, a perverted psychology like Gongsun Hong.

I hate that I don't have the opportunity to let the little woman of the old Liu family ride my face, and it's very frustrating to think about it.

In the big dogs, the most obscure thoughts are still vigilance, joy and schadenfreude after all; Everyone is wary of the emperor's deep meaning, once there is something in the future, it is estimated that it will be an unprecedented court event; Judging from the emperor's current actions, he already has a dislike for Wei Qing, Huo Quzhi, Cao Xiang, Yang Chuan and others; The one who gloated was that the women of the old Liu family generally had to kill one or two men when they were young.

Of course, please break it down next time......

……

Syllable!

The startling wood suddenly sounded, and the old man in green shirt on the stage, who looked indifferent, picked up a bowl of tea, took a small sip, cleared his throat, and said: "In the last book, Cao Xiang, the Marquis of Pingyang, married his cousin Princess Dangli, and as a result, on the wedding night, there was a terrible scream in the cave room. ”

"Do you know who made that scream?"

"What happened on the night of the cave room?"

After throwing out a few questions and burdens, Dongfang Shuo, who dressed himself as an old man in a green shirt, drooped his eyelids, drank tea slowly, and his appearance was very hateful.

What's the matter, every time you have to break the update in the most critical place, this author is simply not human!

"Mr. Dongfang, what is going on, you should tell me quickly."

"Yes, Mr. Dongfang, every time I am so appetizing, I won't come next time!"

"Yes, yes, refund......"

Seeing a large audience in the audience, Dongfang Shuo pinched the startled wood, 'snapped' on the jujube wood desk, and said indifferently: "Okay, refund the ticket, the little old man just went to Changning Hou Yang Chuan's house to have a meal, and by the way, listen to some details of Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang and Princess Dangli on their wedding night." ”

"By the way, there are a few details that have to be said between the champion Hou Huo and Princess Yangshi......"

Boom.

Hundreds of people in the audience immediately exploded.

"Mr. Dongfang, we were wrong, we won't refund the ticket, please hurry up and tell me the details of the wedding night between Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang and Princess Dangli."

"Yes, yes, some details."

"Isn't it just a matter of a few taels of gold, yes, yes, I'll reward you, hurry up and say, don't let the kiln sister in Yihong Courtyard next door laugh at you......"

“……”

In the face of the 'excited' audience, Dongfang Shuo gently put down the tea bowl and tidied up his clothes, and then said indifferently: "Actually, that scream was made by Princess Dangli." ”

'Boom'.

It's another fryer off the stage.

Tsk, on the wedding night, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang and his cousin Princess Dangli, when they were spending candles in the cave room, after a hand-to-hand fight, Princess Dangli let out a terrible scream!

It's so exciting.

It's too top-notch.

Hurry up, let's talk about the details.

Everyone looked at Dongfang Shuo, a short old man with an indifferent expression and a bit of fairy bones, and a small flame began to bubble up in their eyes, and everyone's forehead was clearly engraved with a big 'color' word.

Dongfang Shuo saw it in his eyes, and only smiled bitterly, and said: "Little old man still thinks that you lords don't like to listen to those vulgar details......

Everyone roared in unison: "Love to listen! ”

Dongfang Shuo had no choice but to start talking about the details: "It is said that Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang ate a few more bowls of Yang Chuan's Shiliangye wine at the banquet, and staggered into the cave room, but saw a graceful little woman wearing a phoenix crown and a red auspicious skirt hairpin. ”

"The only thing that bothered Pingyang Hou was that the little woman had a red silk scarf on her head, covering her face."

"You should know that although Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang was stubborn when he was a teenager, he was one of the top ten evils in Chang'an City, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, fighting, bullying men and women, and doing all kinds of evil, but since he got acquainted with Changning Hou Yang Chuan, he suddenly opened his mind, and he became Cao Xiang and Cao's family overnight, and his poems and songs were the best in the world, and even Dong Zhongshu sighed to himself."

"You want to!"

"Such a character can stand the bride covering her face with a red silk scarf?"

"Coupled with eating a few more bowls of spirits, our Pingyang Marquis is even more proud and bold, even if he knows that the little woman in front of him is a princess of the Han Dynasty, can this thing get used to her?"

The audience almost roared in unison: "Can't get used to it!" ”

Dongfang Shuo 'snapped' and nodded and smiled: "Yes, you can't get used to it, so Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang staggered a few steps forward, came to Princess Dangli, and reached out to lift the red silk scarf, but at this moment, there was a sudden change!" ”

There was a crack.

Dongfang Shuo was very obscene and silent, and took another sip of the tea bowl.

The audience held their breath and did not dare to say more, for fear that they would interrupt Mr. Dongfang's train of thought by speaking easily; As a result, there was an eerie silence of three or five breaths at the scene.

Finally, Dongfang Shuo spoke again.

"Then Princess Dangli suddenly spoke, saying that you take half a step forward, be careful of this palace to get you!"

"Who is Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang? The dignified Han Liehou, his ancestor Cao Gongshen, is a character who followed Emperor Gao to fight in the south and the north, galloping across the field, even if Cao Xiang was calculated and secretly poisoned when he was a child, but now our Pingyang Marquis is also one of the best young heroes of our Han Dynasty, can he stand these threatening words? ”

"So, Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang was furious, sneered, and said, Okay, since you don't want to serve Benhou, okay, Yihong Courtyard and Changchun Garden just came to a group of little women from the Western Regions.

"That's it, you sleep in your single wooden bed, Ben Hou, go and try the Yangguan Dao of the little woman of the Western Regions......"

At this critical juncture, Dongfang Shuo stopped again and picked up the tea bowl.

Looking around, hundreds of audiences in the audience all had their eyes shining, full of expectations, and they didn't dare to take a breath of air, for fear of disturbing Mr. Dongfang's thoughts, so they stared at the stage like this.

Dongfang Shuo was very satisfied, took a sip of tea, and continued: "As soon as Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang said this, Princess Dangli was naturally furious. ”

"Everyone, think about it, Princess Dangli was born in the royal family and is the pearl of the emperor's palm, when did she suffer such a grievance? I can't help it. ”

I saw her lift the red silk scarf and cover her head, and she caught Pingyang Hou in her hand.

"Just a gentle pinch."

"A grab, a pull, a spin, a tear and a pull, so that the roots of Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang's thighs are red and swollen, red and swollen with purple, purple with black, black and not slippery...... A bruise scratches! ”

Pingyang Hou roared angrily: You, will you let go?"

"That princess is so tight, and she is angry, where is she willing to let go?"

"I saw that her willow eyebrows were upside down, her jade face was frosty, her two plump lips were closed one by one, the cold light flashed in her eyes, and she actually added a little more strength to her hands."

"Pingyang Hou suffered from the pain, but it also aroused the arrogance of his male husband, and he could only show his killer skills."

"Guess what, what is the killer feature of our Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang?"

Everyone in the audience naturally shook their heads, but no one dared to speak, for fear of disturbing Mr. Dongfang's main storyline, so they looked at Dongfang Shuo like this.

Dongfang Shuo took a sip of the tea bowl and said slowly: "I want to know what happened next, and listen to the next decomposition ......"

At this moment, everyone in the audience finally couldn't bear it anymore, and there was a loud noise, and dozens of people were furious, and the tables, chairs, benches, and tea bowls, melon seeds and other things placed on them fell to the ground and scolded.

"Mr. Dongfang, his mother!"

"A dog can't die well out of context!"

"Refund the ticket, dog liar, hurry up and give us a refund!"

Dongfang Shuo nodded expressionlessly, and said indifferently: "Okay, refund your tickets." ”

As he spoke, dozens of little women came up with plates, but there were some golden Han debt coins on the plates, which could be regarded as refunds for everyone.

Things have come to this, in fact, the audience didn't expect it, verbally said that they wanted to refund the ticket, but it was just a mouthful, where did you think about really wanting to refund the ticket?

But everyone brought the coins on plates, and they didn't return them, and they didn't think it was appropriate.

So nearly half of them reached out and took the coins and brushed them away; Before going out, he couldn't help but turn his head and glared at Dongfang Shuo hatefully.

"Okay, all the ones who shouldn't have gone have gone, and none of the ones who should have gone have left."

When the refunded audience was almost gone, Dongfang Shuo was shocked, and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then let's talk about the wedding night when the champion Hou Huo went to illness, how about it?" ”

"Our champion Hou is invincible on the battlefield, and now he is marrying a Han princess, how is his performance, is it a little worth looking forward to?"

At this moment, the audience roared.

Swindler.

This Dongfang Shuo is simply a liar.

The story that Pingyang Hou Caoxiang and Princess Dangli had to tell on their wedding night has not been finished, so this is another chapter, and I want to tell the story that has to be told between the champion Hou Huo and Princess Yangshi?

This is clearly the ......

"It seems that people are not very interested in these details and don't like to hear them, so forget it."

Dongfang Shuo is very good at observing words and feelings, and he is also very good at speaking at the right time: "I also plan to tell the story between the champion Hou and Princess Yangshi, and then talk about the major events of the court, and talk about the relationship between Prime Minister Gongsun Hong and Xiongnu Dadan Yu Yizhixi......"

……

On the occasion of the wedding of Yang Chuan, Huo Quzhi, and Cao Xiang, Dongfang Shuo fiercely brushed up a wave of popularity, and in just three or five days, his 'hardcore fans' reached an astonishing five or six thousand.

You must know that there are only two or three hundred thousand people in the entire Chang'an City, and among them, there are only three or five thousand people who have the money and leisure to spend a coin to listen to books.

I heard that the old boy got carried away, and couldn't help but tell some of the 'details' of Yang Chuan, Huo Quzhi, and Cao Xiang's wedding night dozens of times.

Every time, the reward received alone is almost three or five catties of gold.

Even, after hearing this, some female relatives of big dog families couldn't hold back their curiosity, and after pretending to be women, they mixed into the 'Deyunli Wuli Society' in the world of Tianfu to listen to Dongfang Shuo's special performance, and I heard that they only heard it once or twice before they became Dongfang Shuo's wire, and almost none of them fell.

"So, that old boy from Dongfang Shuo has now become the heart and soul of the middle-aged and elderly women in Chang'an City?"

Hearing this news, Yang Chuan was a little dumbfounded.

Okay, you Dongfang Shuo, you actually rubbed the traffic on several Han princes and Han princesses? If Liu Che knew about this......

Well, Liu Che actually knew about it for a long time.

It's just that the emperor has never said anything, so he made Dongfang Shuo jump and mess around, revealing some royal private matters, and becoming the talk of the people of Chang'an City after tea and dinner.

"What's the Emperor's reaction?"

After the wedding, Yang Chuan basically did not change, he still looked lazy, and even more lazy than before, even such things as pouring tea and water for Cui Jiu of the Great Changmen were all done by Liu Man.

"The emperor only asks you, Dongfang Shuo is telling stories in Chang'an City, is it what you mean?"

Cui Jiu took the bowl of tea handed over by Liu Man, glanced at his waist casually, and a meaningful sneer appeared in the corner of his eyes: "Also, the emperor asked me to ask Princess Full Moon, if you are still satisfied with Yang Chuan, if you are not satisfied, you can change people at any time." ”

The full moon princess snorted and scolded, "He still knows that he cares about me? ”

"He thinks that all the men in the world are just like him, and they are useless?"

"Uncle Cui Jiu, if you go back and tell Liu Che, just say that this palace is very satisfied with Yang Chuan, if he dares to make a bad move behind his back, this palace will!"

Glancing at Cui Jiu, who lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and Yang Chuan, who was lying flat on Ma Zazi without saying a word, Liu Man thought about it sideways, gritted his teeth and said: "This palace will write a few more stories for Dongfang Shuo, so that the people in Chang'an City can listen to those things that have to be said in Weiyang Palace......"

Yang Chuan couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, just the bad stories you wrote, there is no main plot, no progressive logic, and the most important thing is that there is no cool point, so don't take it out and be embarrassed." ”

Liu Man was furious.

However, she only glanced at Yang Chuan, and the whole person became soft, and she couldn't help but stick it crookedly: "Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun, how many tricks will I teach this concubine tonight?" ”

Yang Chuan nodded: "Okay." ”

Cui Jiu made a bitter face, glanced at Yang Chuan, and then at Liu Man, shook his head and sighed: "A black couple, two dogs and men ...... man"

It's another chapter of audit blocking, and the cook is out of temper. Reader, forgive me...

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