Chapter 152: Accidents

Chapter 152 Accident

Lu Guangyu could see clearly on the wall, in the distance were the thieves who had lost their armor and abandoned their armor, and dozens of feet away were their own pursuers, the number of people was comparable, they were all thousands of people, but the morale of one chasing and one fleeing was completely different. General Lu knew that more than ten miles further was the Chaotian Pass guarded by the thieves, and it would not be easy to fight if they fled in and closed the gate...... has run so far, isn't this clearly an "easy to win"? Thinking of this, Lu Guangyu made up his mind: "Sons, listen to orders." Charge down with Ben and break the enemy! There was a cheer on the wall. The soldiers of Anning Fort and Wild Fox Fort were afraid that they would not be able to catch up with the opportunity to make a fortune, so they rushed down the wall.

Pig baby is the small flag officer of Shizi Fort, and he is running at the front of the chasing soldiers at the moment. The pig baby doesn't know what his surname is, anyway, since he can remember, others have called him the pig baby, and he grew up and became a little flag officer. What's wrong with being called a pig baby, isn't the Son of Heaven who sits in the Dragon Court also surnamed Zhu? Maybe 500 years ago it was still my own family! I thought so in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it in my mouth. A few days ago, the pig baby took the brothers into the forest to get some game, wandered around for most of the day, heard the movement in front, thought it was a roe deer or four not like * or something, and so everyone followed the sound to surround the past, but I didn't expect to run into a few thieves!

There are two or three more people in themselves, but the thieves don't look like soft persimmons. If you really make a move, even if you exchange one life for another, the rest of your side will have to be injured, and you may not be able to climb out of the forest alive! The name is Pig Baby, but Pig Baby is not stupid at all, and simply said it, and sure enough, the thieves are also thinking about it. Although I lived a life of licking blood with my head tied to my pants and a knife, there was no need to throw my life in this old forest for nothing, right? In the end, in order to leave a way back for himself, the pig baby promised a few newly acquainted brothers that if he came out of the customs to fight, he would definitely put a few rings of the gun in advance, and the guy with a pockmarked face who was called the sixth brother also patted his chest, saying that no matter who fell into the hands of whom in the future, it would not be difficult for his own brothers. As soon as this remark came out, of course, everyone said yes. But they both know in their hearts that no one will abide by this agreement - if it really falls into the hands of the other party, each head is a few taels of silver, don't you be crazy to put the silver? Of course, having said that, there is still a glimmer of hope in my heart that the other party can keep the promise.

Now the thieves are running in front, the pig babies are chasing behind, and the promise he swore a few days ago had already been thrown to Java by him - just now, he went to dig out a thief's corpse, but he didn't expect that the guy was not dead, and he begged for mercy with tears in his mouth, and was squeezed down by the pig baby, Mo said that a few grains of loose silver in his arms, the dog's head is now cut off and tied to the back of the pig baby!

The pig baby looked back. The guys in the pass have all run out, and a large number of people are pressed by the black! Even the nervous belt is desperately pushing, at this moment the pig baby is a little tired, and wants to take a break to catch his breath...... Hey, what's that sparkle in the dirt ahead? Sky! A grain of silver weighs almost a penny! The pig baby was about to pull out his legs to pick it up, but he didn't expect the dog bolt on the donkey day to jump over and pick it up with a cat's waist! was annoyed, and a guy ran over beside him, and he didn't see which one it was, but he saw this guy and the dog bolt snatching forward together, and no one noticed each other with their heads down, and they both bumped together, and then they tore up, and the dog bolt had another piece of bright crystal in his hand, which was bigger than the one just now!

Heaven, there is silver on the earth!

The pursuers, who were already feeling a little tired, found the broken silver and copper plates that had fallen to the ground when they were disarmoured by the fugitives, and their bodies were immediately filled with strength again. Like the pig baby, everyone shouted and rushed forward, and some even crawled on the ground with their hands and feet, choking on the dust and coughing, while staring around with wide eyes.

The big-headed soldiers are not much stronger than Hanako, and only when they fight can they have a chance to "get rich". The soldiers of Anning Fort and Wild Fox Fort, which were already dozens of zhang away from the back, saw the fugitives running and throwing down all the burdens that hindered their escape, and at this moment, they saw that the guys from the two forts in the east were bent over and pouted, who didn't know that they were picking up treasures, where could they be willing? I only hate my father and mother for giving birth to two less legs. No one remembers what formation to keep, no one cares about what formation, and no one thinks about what physical strength to conserve, just one thing on their mind: run faster! If you've picked up enough, don't you want to rest for a long time? Even many people simply threw away their knives, guns and round shields - the thieves in front of them threw so much, wouldn't it be nice to pick up another one when the time comes!

General Lu Guangyu on a horse is not uncommon, surrounded by a group of foot guards, in the rear team with a whip to keep driving away the guys who only care about looking for treasures, lest they delay the pursuit and be fled back to Chaotian Pass by the thieves. General Lu has made up his mind to break through the barrier in one fell swoop today!

It's a pity that these killers are all in the dirt, almost unaware of the whip on their backs, at most they just take a few steps away, and then their eyes look for the ground again......

After running for nearly two miles, the rear team finally caught up with the front team, and the people who served as auxiliaries no longer thought of running for their lives, and like the soldiers, they were searching for every grain of silver, every bag of salt, and every copper plate in the dust...... More than 3,000 people are crowded on the official road two zhang wide, stubbling more than 100 zhang far and near, almost everyone's face is attached to the ass of the predecessors, and their butts are constantly pushed to the head of the guy behind.

General Lu Guangyu had the private seal of the "Phoenix Guard" hanging on his waist, and he was scolding and beating hard in the crowd, when he suddenly heard a frightened shout in front of him, followed by a deafening thunderbolt, a big iron ball with the sound of the wind swept past his ears, and then, not far behind him, there was a series of crashing sounds, at that moment, it seemed to be quiet for a moment, and suddenly, a terrible cry resounded through the sky!

It's broken, it's in the middle of the volt!

The guys who ran in front found that the fugitives suddenly dispersed into the forest on both sides, revealing a gun array that flashed a little cold dozens of feet away, and in the middle, a tiger squatting cannon held its head high, and the muzzle of the black hole was facing them! As soon as he let out a cry of terror, the torch pressed down on the fire door, and with a roar of rage, the cannon slammed back, and the muzzle of the cannon burst out with a red light like hellfire.

This is the big killing weapon that Fang Ge remembered and threw in the arsenal of Chaotian Pass!

At this time, no matter how sluggish the guy was, he realized that he had been ambushed, well, except for General Lu Guangyu - hearing the sound of cannonballs in his ears and the cannonballs passing in his ears, the brave and invincible impassioned General Lu fainted on the spot and fell from his horse. What happened later, General Lu had no idea what happened.

Fortunately, there were personal soldiers beside them, and several people picked up General Lu and fled to the rear. Fortunately, General Lu didn't get much ahead, and more than a dozen personal soldiers dragged their arms and legs and ran all the way in turn, crossing Yangping Pass without entering, until they reached the foot of Ling (sound "wave") Tsukasa Mountain*. Seeing that General Lu still hadn't woken up, someone called a stream of water (Lingzuka Mountain, also known as Hanwang Mountain, which is the source of Han water) and poured it on his head, and General Lu finally opened his eyes. It was only at this time that a strong smell of urine came, and everyone noticed that General Lu's pants were wet. Afterwards, General Lu explained eloquently: "The weather is too hot, and a certain person is just suffering from heat stroke, and everyone is pouring water on his forehead...... As for why he was watering his crotch wet and the rest of the place was still dry, General Lu's answer was, "I have a heat stroke on my forehead, and I don't know anything, but I am definitely not scared to pee!" ”

Earlier, General Lu played a trick on the way to see people, and many state and county officials had written poems for him, and later this matter spread, and someone wrote a poem saying:

The general generously crossed the Xiong Pass,

Scolding Fang Xuan is just waiting for leisure.

Jin Ge is as angry as a tiger,

A soak of hot Thieves Mountain!

"Pingshui Rhyme", Shangping 15 deleted*, was passed down as a good story for a while.

Don't look at General Lu's "heat stroke" and was unconscious for a while, but he was the first to escape back to Lüyang. Master Xiu, who was planning his own strategy, didn't have time to lose his temper and scold him, so he looked at the map for a while and made the wisest choice: instead of fleeing north from the way he came, he went straight east across the frustrated water and ran to Hanzhong Mansion in a puff of smoke. If he escaped along the way he came, Master Xiu might no longer be able to tearfully accuse Lu Guangyu in front of the Son of Heaven how he feared the enemy like a tiger, was greedy for merit, and collapsed for thousands of miles. If it weren't for the fact that changing generals in battle is a taboo for soldiers, I would have wanted to report to the imperial court that this fight was useless - Gonggong An could testify, and the adults of the three divisions of Shaanxi could testify!

As for Father-in-law An, he is even more innocent. Gong An swore an oath, and he swore every iron nail, every grain of rice, and every copper plate he could find...... All sent to the front line - if you don't believe it, you can ask Master Xiu! At the same time, for the witness of Lord Xiu, the old man worked tirelessly to plan military aircraft, and even went to the camp to tell everyone about the righteousness of loyalty to the monarch and the country before the army left for Yangping Pass! The eunuch Bingbi and the eunuch Siyin both took a lot of filial piety from Gonggong An, and also said a few "fair" words at the right time: the minister who led the army was exhausted, and the father-in-law who supervised the army was clean and clean, and he was defeated by the thieves, so it can only be the responsibility of Lu Guangyu's house! So Gonggong An went back to the palace to sweep the floor, the only difference is that he was much more generous than before he left Beijing, and he bought a very good house soon after.

General Lu was imprisoned. However, there is no need to worry about him - the Lu family, who is hereditary generals, has money, and some money means that some are friends, not to mention that Jiang Yuanbiao, the imperial historian who promoted him, and Gao Shiyang and other officials in the matter have low power, and no one dares to provoke them. As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat a dog, and he stayed in prison for more than a year, and then returned to Ningxia Wei to be his commander......

Zhang Hu met the battalion that picked him up in Jianzhou in Zhaohua, and his heart was somewhat safe. However, even with the addition of this battalion, he estimated that it would be impossible for him to withstand Sun Jie's blow, and finally made a decision that surprised everyone: abandon the army.

Zhang Hu set up a defensive line for the Jianzhou army and his own defeated troops in Zhaohua, put on a posture of fighting to the death with Sun Jie, and then only brought his henchmen and personal guards that night, and secretly ran to Guangyuan! Ning Along and his younger brother Ning Ahu escaped from Baoning with great difficulty, at this time, Niu Youtian ran away with Zhang Hu himself, and it was impossible to take care of their brothers, if it wasn't for the accident, the brothers, and everyone else, would have to be destroyed by Sun Jie's group.

At this time, Sun Jie didn't know the news that Lu Guangyu was defeated by Fang Ge on the North Road, but it was nothing, because he hadn't thought about that passer at all! The young chief officer was confident in himself and his troops, and he was equally confident in the victory that was coming in the near future—as long as he could press through according to the established plan, it would be best if someone in front of him could block the thieves, even if there was no one, it would be just a few hundred miles more to chase. Knowing the strength of the thieves from the captives, Sun Jie looked at Yutu in the boat and thought to himself: It is unlikely that the thieves will flee to the heavily guarded Hanzhong Mansion, and they should flee to Gongchang Mansion in a familiar way, and run as far as Weishui, where they are buried!

However, accidents inevitably happened. When the army was a stone's throw away from Zhaohua, it received an urgent order from the Chongqing Prefecture: immediately go to Chengdu Mansion and report to the Sichuan Metropolitan Mansion, without delaying for any reason!

* There are several sayings such as elk and moose. This refers to the serow, which lives in southern Gansu and Sichuan.

* In the Ming Dynasty, there were two places called Lingzuka Mountain, one in the south of General Lu's hometown of Qinzhou (now Tianshui, Gansu), and here is the other, in Ningqiang Prefecture (now Ningqiang County) in Hanzhong Prefecture, from which the Da'an water originates turns eastward and flows eastward, which is the famous Han Water.

* The old physique rhythm poems should be rhymed. "Pingshui Rhyme" is based on the rhyme of Tang poetry, the Chinese characters are divided into one hundred and six rhymes, each rhyme contains a number of words, the words of the rhyme feet must come from the same rhyme, can not rhyme, misuse, otherwise will be laughed at by the Fang family. Sometimes when we read ancient poems, we will find that there is a phenomenon of non-rhyme, and that is because the pronunciation of this word is different from ancient to modern.

The old metrical poems were very particular, and even the words that rhymed together according to today's four-tone reading, according to the ancient division of ordinary words, may not be in the same rhyme. For example, the first three of the six characters "East", "Middle", "Empty", "Winter", "Tong" and "Peak" are "Shangping and East", and the last three are counted as "Shangping and Winter", which are not in a rhyme and cannot be charged with each other. Suppose you write two lines of poetry: "The sunset shines in the sky, and the sunset reflects the peaks", and you think it is good, but you see everyone covering their mouths and enjoying themselves...... Don't blame people, it's you who is cowardly: use the rhyme wrong. You should write "The sunset shines in the sky, the sunset reflects the sky", or "The sunset hears the temple bell, the sunset reflects the strange peak" - "dome" and "empty" are in the same rhyme, and "bell" and "peak" are in the same rhyme.

BTW, look at another poem.

The bird will be like me,

The Son of Peace can do everything.

The golden bird disaster is gone,

The dragon and tiger generals are all assisted!

Bullshit, right? This is Hong Xiuquan's "Golden Bird Poem" - if the "gold" is removed, it is obviously more appropriate.

That's it, you can't get into the show, isn't it wrong? If you get in, it's called unreasonable!

[Easter eggs are coming.] 】