Chapter 64: The Fat Man Who Wants to Be Singled Out
When Chen Fan shouted Xiao Qing at the door, Xiao Qing was already ready, dressed in a samurai uniform, with a long sword at his waist, and the sword was naturally a fixed light sword, Chen Fan saw Xiao Qing's dress at that time, and he was secretly happy in his heart, this guy always likes to wear a sword on his waist since Huang Shi allowed him to bring a sword, I don't know if he can borrow a sword when he eats at noon?
With Chen Fan's introduction of interjection, Xiao Qing can be regarded as knowing the name of the interrogator in front of him, since it is Chen Fan's hair, the face of the reply still has to be given, and at that moment Xiao Qing looked at Gong Qing and said: "I am not only with this sword for self-defense, but also for qi cultivation and self-respect." ”
Chen Fan suddenly discovered that this Xiao Qing is still quite talented in metaphysics, a simple thing, when it comes to his mouth, sometimes it becomes very profound, it sounds very right, but when he tastes it carefully, he actually doesn't say anything. Chen Fan knew that in ancient China, the sword was a kind of external manifestation of weight, and it was recorded in the "Book of Rites: Yuzao" that a gentleman "must wear a sword" when he goes out, that is, he must wear a sword. When Xiao Qing said this, he actually said that I wear a sword for courtesy and to train myself to be a gentleman.
According to Chen Fan, in the Han and Jin dynasties in China, the sword is also a status symbol, only scholars, wealthy families are allowed to wear the sword, to the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the rules for the gentleman's sword have been relaxed, in addition to the nobles, the people in the poor family also have the qualification to wear the sword, so there is the popularity of the sword custom. But at this point, there were few swords among the people Chen Fan came into contact with, so he didn't pay attention to this statement.
"It seems that Xiao Langjun is a model of a gentleman, but we are going to eat, there is a record of etiquette, you must not wear a sword when eating and drinking, I don't know what Xiao Langjun is going to do?"
"Naturally, it was plucked."
"It's good to develop the habit of carrying a sword when you're out of the house, and you can use it for self-defense, but I can't dance a sword, and when I learn it, I'll wear one too." You don't know, Ah Qing's swordsmanship is really powerful, if you coax him to be happy at noon today, maybe he will show you his hands, so that you can know what the real swordsmanship is. Chen Fan, who knew that Gong Qing's poisonous tongue was powerful, quickly took over the words, don't let Gong Qing make sinners indiscriminately and cause Aqing to be unhappy.
"Yes, I haven't seen people dance swords, our small county town is not so particular, I heard that in the big city, the children of the scholar family over the age of twenty basically wear swords when they go out, but the swords on their waists, some are still wooden swords, just for a style, I don't know if it's true or not." Feng Can, who knew Gong Qing as a person, also immediately answered.
"That's in our small county, there are no children of the scholar family, Fasheng your eldest brother, I see him sometimes wearing a sword, but I don't know who is more powerful compared to you, Xiao Langjun." Gong Qing rolled his eyes, and Chen Fan said.
"My eldest brother is a showman, purely for pomp, in terms of martial arts, it is not as good as Aqing. Don't talk about swords, how about we have some wine in the Moon Tower? Chen Fan chose to divert the topic.
"I'm fine, I've been drinking this wine for a long time. It's not that I look down on you, in terms of chess, I'm not as good as the law to give birth to you, and even sometimes lose to Gong Qing, but in terms of drinking, you and Gong Qing together are not my opponents, this drinking depends on talent. You see that Gong Qing is so thin, it is estimated that he is the kind that is poured in a cup. ”
In fact, Gong Qing is not particularly thin, but he is just thin compared to you, Chen Fan said in his heart, but Feng Can's words, Chen Fan was not in a hurry to reply, because someone would definitely answer.
Sure enough, Gong Qing took the conversation, "I've only heard of fat barrels, but I haven't heard of thin barrels, it turns out that the reason why this fat barrel has a thick waist is because of the wine." ”
"Hahahaha." Chen Fan laughed out loud, and with friends, just don't scruple so much, talk about manners and etiquette, laugh out loud when you're happy, let go of crying when you're sad, and just express your heart to your heart's content.
The little fat man's face darkened suddenly, "A bucket is a bucket, how can there be any difference between fat and thin?" The ancients often said that cooking wine is a hero, but some people don't want to be more heroic, but they say that others are bears, say Zhang San, say Li Si, look at the shortcomings of others, that is a quasi; Find your own shortcomings, that's a blindness. There is a mother-in-law next door to our house, who takes a thin bamboo pole to fight mosquitoes all day long, and she still mutters, 'Thin bamboo pole, thin bamboo pole, just right to fight mosquitoes.' 'The bamboo pole is thin, but the mosquito is smaller, do you think the mother-in-law next door to our house is blind?' ”
"Hehe, it's blind, how can you use a thin bamboo pole to fight mosquitoes." Chen Fanle said happily, without any scruples about Gong Qing, whose face turned black in an instant.
"Fa Sheng, have you forgotten, who just said that I and you are not someone's opponent, and you said that person is blind or not?"
"Yes, it's blind!" Chen Fan immediately affirmed that this is a matter of principle and position, and it is necessary to unite with Gong Qing.
"Didn't I liven up the atmosphere, and it ended up attracting someone's attack." Feng Can immediately relented, and then began to play the sympathy card, estimating that he was definitely not the opponent of Gong Qing and Chen Fan, and he had to encircle Chen Fan, at least let Chen Fan remain neutral.
"Has anyone attacked you? Why didn't I see it? Where are you hurt?" Chen Fan decided that he had to change his always neutral stance when necessary, and it didn't hurt to occasionally pull the shelf.
"This." The little black fat man pointed to his heart.
"I think you are quite capable, why are you so easy to get hurt, those heroes are full of pride, swallowing mountains and rivers, bleeding without tears, and you can't be sad when you are injured." Chen Fan decided not to sympathize with Feng Can's pretending to be miserable and continued to lean to the side.
"Not necessarily." Gong Qing was on the side.
"Whether it's a hero or a bear, it's not a joke, it's a matter of material." Feng Can saw Gong Qing, who was angry, and immediately said.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, the restaurant has arrived." Chen Fan raised his hand to stop Gong Qing, who was about to speak, "Stay and let him drink and lie down, see if he can do it." Chen Fan turned his head and said to Gong Qing beside him.
"Okay."
A few people were so majestic and entered the Moon Tower with high spirits.
"Little Er, get two pots of wine." Feng Can entered the door and immediately said to the little guy in the store.
"What good wine do you have here?" Chen Fan asked beside him. Asking this question, Chen Fan didn't have anything to worry about, through Feng Can's words, Chen Fan knew that the three of them hadn't drunk together, otherwise, he wouldn't have said "It is estimated that Gong Qing will pour it as soon as he drinks it", and the "estimate" must be taken away.
"Locally produced Shanghai wine, twenty wen a pot."
"Okay, let's start with three pots. Just now we have a friend named Hou Feng, who arrived first, where are the others? We were with him. Chen Fan decided to raise the wine to three pots, one pot for himself and Gong Qing, one pot for Feng Can alone, and one pot for the others to drink first, not enough to order again.
"A few inside, please, behind our floor is a private room, and he is inside. Come with me, a few of you. ”
Chen Fan remembered that the last time he was on the second floor, it was a pity that the restaurant only had private seats, no private rooms, but he didn't expect it to be in the backyard.
"Isn't this wine a bit expensive? See if there are any other wines? The fat man, who was a little distressed about money, said, although it was not him who invited him, but he was still a little distressed when he saw that Chen Fan ordered three pots of wine at once, and it cost sixty yuan.
"It's the first time we've had a drink, so let's have a good drink and try something else next time. Feng Can, I ordered a pot for you alone, Gong Qing and I used a pot, and the others used a pot first, they were arbitrary, and they didn't order it enough. How much you drink, how much we drink, and then see who lies down. "Since the last time he successfully collected gas and drank in Cuixiang Pavilion, Chen Fan's confidence in his alcohol consumption has increased greatly, anyway, this is my ability, it can't be regarded as cheating, yes, it's not cheating, the wine is completely down. Chen Fan got the affirmation in his heart, and he became more and more confident, unwavering, and wanted to let this fat man drink down.
The fat man swallowed his saliva and said, "How much do I drink, how much do you drink?" ”
Chen Fan just wanted to agree, and immediately felt that something was wrong, this fat man was a little obscene at this time, how could he not see the slightest panic in his eyes, he looked at Gong Qing with a side face, and saw that Gong Qing also showed a thoughtful expression, it seems that the fat man's words also aroused Gong Qing's vigilance, and he has always been quick to speak, and he did not immediately answer the fat man's words.
"You're not going to admit it, are you?" Seeing that the two didn't talk, the fat man was a little anxious, this was using the agitation method.
Oh, by the way, Chen Fan realized that something was wrong, it was the fat man's action of swallowing saliva, and the fat man subconsciously swallowed his saliva when he heard that there was good wine to drink, this is gluttony? Chen Fan feels that he sometimes has this action, that is when he sees something he likes to eat, sometimes he subconsciously has this action, if the fat man is really hungry for alcohol, then wouldn't he drink as much as we love to eat? You can't be careless.
"Feng Can, this is what you are wrong, you see, before you start drinking, you start to use tricks, despise people's agitation methods, if we promise you, you see that Aqing and Huang Shi are next to you, they will think that we have won your agitation method, if we don't agree to you, you see, we have been in a relationship for so many years, we don't know who you are, when it's okay, it's just one word, 'can', when there is something, it's also a word,"
"Bear!" Gong Qing immediately answered on the side.
"Yes, look, I didn't say it, everyone knows it, it's 'Xiong', but you are a real hero today, a hero's 'Xiong', you are alone, you actually want to single out so many of us, I'm not cowardly, I'm embarrassed, I'm the host of the treat, if you fall, Aqing, Huang Shi and they won't have any wine to drink, what do you say?"
"Wait, what does it have to do with them when I fall?"
"You say, how much you drink, how much we drink, you alone want to single out us, I can't agree, if you don't drink, don't you tell us not to drink? If you say, how much we drink, how much you drink, then I can promise, anyway, whether you drink or not, it will not affect our drinking. ”
"No, Fa Sheng, when did I say I was going to go head-to-head?"