Chapter 307: Flickering Failure
It's not just that Snow and Princess's Yin Virtue Data Lin Beichen can't see it, but everyone in this palace can't see it.
Obviously, there should be some strong prohibition in this palace, so that the system is also blocked.
Speaking of means to make people happy, Lin Beichen is really not very good at it, after all, he was focused on the boxing ring in his previous life, and he has never made women happy, he is good at fighting, but making women happy is definitely a weakness.
Lin Beichen couldn't think of a good way, so he had to ask, "I don't know what the princess likes?" Is it chess or poetry? Or is it a fight? ”
Xue and Princess obviously didn't expect anything from Lin Beichen, looked at herself in the mirror and said, "My happy time is not long, I will marry in a month to the wilderness, what do you like now?" Scold! The old lady is in a very bad mood now, and she is upset to see everything, if you can't make me happy, just wait to be skinned! ”
Lin Beichen didn't expect Xue and Princess to be in this situation, and marrying into a wild land should be the thing that all royal women are most afraid of.
Lin Beichen continued to ask, "Princess, who are you going to marry?" ”
Xue and the princess's displeased eyebrows raised slightly, and the girl who was dressing the princess next to her immediately scolded: "Dead slave, how many lives do you have, dare to inquire about anything?" ”
Lin Beichen looked deeply at the maid who combed the princess's hair, and then said, "Princess, I have to see if you really want to marry the other party or not." ”
Snow and the princess showed a look of interest: "What do you mean?" How's it going? What if you don't want to marry each other? ”
Lin Beichen said: "Princess, I am a little snake who was born with wisdom not long ago, and I am really not good at how to make people happy, so if the princess is willing to marry each other, I am willing to protect the safety of the princess at all times, and if the princess is not willing to marry the other party, I am willing to run and pull off the other party's head, so that the princess does not have to marry the other party again!" ”
Lin Beichen's words made the hall slightly quiet.
Snow and the princess raised their hands to remove the eyebrow pencil that was drawing her eyebrows.
got up and walked to Lin Beichen and said, "Do you know what you're talking about?" Do you know who I'm going to marry? The other party can kill you with one finger. ”
Lin Beichen actually didn't care who the other party was, he just had to find a way to mess around for a few days, and when he left the palace, he would disappear in an instant, and he would change his appearance into another person, so he dared to brag about any cow now, even if he was asked to assassinate the emperor, he would dare to accept it.
"Princess, you might as well tell me who it is, although my cultivation is shallow, I am very good at assassination."
Saying that, Lin Beichen suddenly disappeared without a trace.
At this moment, four guards appeared beside the princess, lined up in the south, south, and north, completely enveloping the princess.
The four of them looked solemn, as if they were facing a great enemy, because the other party's invisible supernatural powers were so good that they couldn't see through them.
Lin Beichen shook his head and appeared on the other side, and arched his hand: "Princess, Zai Xia is good at assassination, once it is exposed, Zai Xia will immediately cut himself to ensure that the princess will not be affected." ”
Lin Beichen held a hosta in his hand.
That's what the maid next to her put in Snow and Princess's hair not long ago!
At this moment, it was in the hands of Lin Beichen.
Snow and the princess's four guards all had dark faces and cold sweat.
Lin Beichen just took a hairpin, what if he wanted to take the princess's head?
In fact, Lin Beichen really couldn't take away the heads of Xue and the princess, his method of taking objects from the air was a small skill of carving insects that he had just learned not long ago, and it was a waste magic power that was disdained to be included in the "Mixed Yuan Sutra".
It's just about grabbing the money in the pockets of the pearl hairpins and other people, and can't do anything else.
But from the guard's point of view, this technique is indeed very scary. 33
Snow and the princess suddenly laughed, and with a wave of their hands, the four ashamed personal guards disappeared without a trace.
Xue and the princess circled around Lin Beichen and looked up and down.
Lin Beichen looked at Xue and the princess, she smiled and there were two more dimples on her face, with half-exposed breasts and swaying willow waists, it was really a very beautiful picture of a lazy girl.
"Princess, you really smile beautifully!" Lin Beichen said a big rebellious word.
But the maids didn't seem to care much about the frivolous words that could cut off their heads.
Xue and the princess didn't care even more, and even enjoyed Lin Beichen's sycophancy!
"Funny, I haven't been laughed at in days, and you'll probably survive today."
Lin Beichen's scalp tightened slightly when he heard this, what do you mean? Is it so hard to live a day here?
"The one who wants to be my husband is the eldest son of the King of the East China Sea, named Hai Batian, this guy's name is so vulgar, it's not a good thing at first glance."
Snow and the princess said indignantly.
Lin Beichen said with a smile: "It turns out that the princess hasn't seen him yet, so it's better for me to arrest him and let the princess see his appearance in person, if it is with the princess's mind, I will put him back, if he is an ugly monster, I will directly wipe his neck, so that the princess will not be upset when she sees him." ”
Xue and the princess laughed, and only said after a while: "You are really an ignorant fellow, you don't know what kind of existence the king of the East China Sea is, let alone what kind of guards the eldest son of the king of the east sea will be protected by him." ”
Lin Beichen said with a smile: "Princess, it's man-made, you can treat me as an idle move, it's best to be useful, and it won't involve you if it's useless, I think even if I personally say that you instructed me to assassinate Hai Batian, no one will believe it, after all, my humble status, the task that will inevitably fail at a glance is completely meaningless." ”
Snow and the princess's eyes narrowed slightly: "So you also know that this is a meaningless thing?" So why do you want to do it? ”
Lin Beichen said sadly: "I won't make the princess happy, all I can do is fight for my life and help the princess solve her worries, maybe my strength is relatively weak, and I will die if I can't do it, but what if I can help the princess relieve her worries?" It's the most rewarding thing in my life. ”
Lin Beichen's words were very numb, and several palace maids frowned on the side, they all felt that ordinary eunuchs couldn't say such shameless words, this guy in front of him had a lot of potential to be a father-in-law, if he was castrated, they would have to find a way to slap him.
Princess Xue and Princess looked at Lin Beichen's gaze more and more satisfied at this time: "You are an interesting guy, since you want to help Princess Ben share her worries, then Princess Ben will give you a chance." ”
"If you can really kill Hai Batian, I will ensure that you will be prosperous and rich for a lifetime, and you can also ask the infant priest in the palace to help you transform and fade the demon body."
Lin Beichen was overjoyed when he heard this, and saluted respectfully: "Princess, I am willing to work for you." ”
Princess Xue He laughed and said: "You are an interesting little snake, Hai Batian will come to Kyoto in a month, if he doesn't agree with me at that time, you won't be too late to make a move!" You're going to be with me this month! ”
Lin Beichen's face stiffened slightly when he heard this, and then he covered his unwillingness with an ecstatic expression, and said with great joy: "This is an honor for you!" Being able to serve by the princess's side is really the most bragging thing in my life! ”
Snow and the princess laughed and said, "Xiaohong, change his clothes!" ”
The palace maid who scolded Lin Beichen hurriedly said, "Yes!" ”
Saying that, Xiaohong looked at Lin Beichen and said, "You come with me!" ”
Lin Beichen bowed to the princess before following Xiaohong and walking out of the palace through the back door.
"Thank you Sister Xiaohong for helping me out!" Lin Beichen said very gratefully as he walked.
Xiaohong sighed, and looked at Lin Beichen with some surprise: "Do you still know that I am helping you out of the siege?" Ordinary people are afraid that they don't want to hate me and reprimand me! ”
Lin Beichen smiled: "How do those stupid men know about Sister Xiaohong's kindness? Sister Fang Cai took the initiative to reprimand, alleviating the unhappiness in the princess's heart, if the princess spoke, I am afraid that the skin will be opened! ”
Xiaohong glanced at Lin Beichen with appreciation: "Hehe, you guy still said that he just gave birth to Lingzhi, I think you are already an old fritter!" can see the clues, it's a pity that you don't become a eunuch! ”
At this time, Xiaohong had already taken Lin Beichen into a hut.
Lin Beichen said with a smile: "In the future, I will have to take care of Sister Xiaohong." Saying that, Lin Beichen took out a bead hairpin from his sleeve, this thing was taken from Xu Qingqing, and it was specially prepared to be used to win over the relationship, after all, living in Kyoto, it is difficult not to give gifts.
Xiaohong looked around, took the pearl hairpin, this pearl hairpin is golden yellow, you know that it is made of gold, there are five pearls on the pearl hairpin, a crystal pendant, and the things in the palace are slightly rough workmanship, but the victory is full of weight, pearls and crystals are relatively large, it is a good thing.
Xiaohong couldn't put it down, and said with a smile: "If you have something to say in advance, there is not much I can help you, whether you can survive here depends on your own ability!" ”
Lin Beichen said with a smile: "This is to thank Sister Xiaohong for her righteous words to save my life, and I don't expect my sister to say or do anything for me in the future!" ”
Xiaohong showed a very sensible expression, and then put the things in her sleeve, and said at the same time: "I won't take your things in vain, and let me tell you one more thing, the princess's temperament doesn't like others to hold her blindly, I can't say these things deeply, you can understand it yourself!" ”
Lin Beichen had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and seemed to understand something, and hurriedly said, "Thank you Sister Xiaohong for mentioning it." ”
Xiaohong said: "You can find a set of clothes that fit and change them yourself!" ”
Lin Beichen turned his head to look not far away, there were lattices on the wall, and sets of white clothes were placed on them.
It looks like a bathhouse from a past life.
Lin Beichen walked closer, looked left and right, chose a set, and looked at Xiaohong, who was standing on the side and didn't avoid it at all.
Xiaohong smiled: "What? Are you afraid to see it? If you're too shy, you'll live here for long! I also want to see your capital, and then show the princess! ”
Some people died, but not completely......