012 Fake
Daiyu Qingwenzi was crying.
Zhang Wenliu hurriedly said: "You see if this will work, let's calm down first, understand slowly, go deeper slowly, and wait until both parties are ready, let's talk about the next step." β
Daiyu Qingwenzi looked puzzled, "I'm ready." β
Zhang Wenliu made it a delaying tactic, he planned to delay it for a few more days, anyway, when Zhang Mazi came back, the task was basically completed, and when the time came, he patted his ass and left, and it would not be a loss.
"Let's talk about Huang Shilang's stand-in."
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In the dark night, I can't see my fingers.
Zhang Wenliu was dressed in a black night coat and walked through the streets and alleys of Goose City.
The road was deserted, and there wasn't even a goose.
The purpose of his trip is Huayao, which is Sister Hua's base camp and the most prosperous entertainment venue in Goose City.
Zhang Wenliu glanced at his pocket watch, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
At this time, the lights of thousands of homes are silent.
When passing by the house of the folk girl who was almost penetrated, I suddenly heard a burst of chickens and dogs jumping, no need to look, it must be the belly pocket girl and her skinny monkey husband talking about business.
Zhang Wenliuxin said that such a good woman, it's a pity!
All the way to the flower kiln, I have explored the structure and layout of the flower kiln during the day.
Zhang Wenliu took a deep breath, exerted force under his feet, jumped over, grabbed the protruding eaves, and as soon as his arms tightened, his body turned up.
Lying outside the window and listening for a long time, there was a sound of men and women communicating inside.
"Listen to the voice, it should be Huang Shilang's stand-in, yes!"
Daiyu Qingwenzi turned out to be a sister in the flower kiln, but because of her age and talent, she was bought by Huang Shilang.
Since she left, Sister Hua has become the top brand of Huayao.
Daiyu Qingwenzi narrated that every Thursday, Huang Shilang's stand-in would come to the flower kiln to find Sister Hua to smash the cracks, and he would sleep until noon the next day.
Today happens to be Thursday.
After squatting outside the window for a long time, my legs were numb, and the lights in the house went dark.
I waited another half an hour until there was no movement in the house.
Zhang Wenliu took out the box cannon on his waist with his backhand, picked open the window with the barrel of the gun, he grabbed the window edge, jumped over, and landed on the ground lightly, moving as agile as a civet cat.
"Thanks to the skills I practiced when I was a kid and went up to the trees to touch the bird's nest."
Zhang Wenliu is wearing, as the name suggests, that is, the whole body has crossed into this world, but the magic is that this world will automatically correct his image in the eyes of others.
So if his body hurts, the real world hurts too.
If he dies in this world, he will appear on the list of missing people in the real world, becoming one of the vast number of missing people.
The room was quiet, and Zhang Wenliu could hear his own breathing.
Zhang Wenliu tiptoed, trying not to make a sound.
Fortunately, Zhang Wenliu's eyes have adapted to the darkness, and although the room is dark, it still does not delay his actions.
One step, two steps.
One step, two steps.
Like the pace of the devil.
"Knock-" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wenliu hit the table.
Zhang Wenliu's breath stopped, and cold sweat soaked his back.
There's no way not to be nervous, this is the first time he's done this kind of thing in the dark, it's really exciting.
The dark shadow on the bed rolled over and went back to sleep.
"Whew-" Zhang Wenliu let out a long breath and slowly touched it.
"Bah-" Zhang Wenliu hit the back of the heads of the two people on the bed twice.
He watches a lot of movies and television, and in general, in this case, a heavy blow can make people unconscious.
I don't know if it makes the physical fitness of the person in the bullet fly better, but Sister Hua snorted and fainted, but the man screamed in pain and sat up from the bed!
"Shut up!" Zhang Wenliu himself was also taken aback, and hurriedly reached out to cover the man's mouth.
This "fake Huang Shilang" was originally after being comfortable, entered the sage time, and was sleeping happily, when suddenly his head hurt, and then a big hand covered his mouth and nose, how can there be any reason not to resist?
He opened his mouth wide and bit Zhang Wenliu's hand.
Zhang Wenliu was in pain, and he didn't dare to shout, so he could only let go.
Although the "fake Huang Shilang" was confused, he was shrewd, and he rolled out of bed with a bone, and he didn't care about his bare buttocks, so he ran out of the door with his legs.
How could Zhang Wenliu let him succeed?
A forward pounce and pounced on the back of the fake Huang Shiro.
Fake Huang Shiro is tall, with a foot of 1.8 meters and a burly build.
And Zhang Wenliu is just a thin guy of about 1.75 meters, and he is not superior at all in terms of body type.
But Zhang Wenliu's own weight and the inertia of rushing forward still succeeded in knocking the fake Huang Shilang to the ground.
The fake Huang Shilang fell heavily to the ground, his face hit the ground, and two of his big gold teeth were knocked off.
Zhang Wenliu took the opportunity to lock his neck, took out the box cannon from his back waist and put it on the head of the "fake Huang Shilang", "Don't move, move, I'll kill you!" β
The cold touch made Huang Shilang smart.
"Heroes spare their lives! Heroes spare their lives! The fake Huang Shilang hurriedly begged for mercy, but he didn't dare to move.
Zhang Wenliu lit the candle on the table and sat on the chair panting.
The cut and pounce just now seemed simple and fast, but in fact, it had exhausted the strength of Zhang Wenliu's whole body, and now that he was relieved, he even trembled slightly with the hand holding the gun.
"Damn, when I go back, I must sign up for a fitness class and train my physical fitness and strength first." Zhang Wenliu leaned his back on the table and pointed to the bed, "Go, tie that woman up, remember, tie it tightly, if you make a little noise, your head will fall to the ground!" β
The fake Huang Shilang thought that Zhang Wenliu was here to rob the sex, and said with a smile: "Understood, understood." β
"Don't step on Mom's hippie smile, you bite Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu hasn't settled the account for you yet!"
By the candlelight, Zhang Wenliu saw a row of bloody tooth marks on his left index finger, "It's all bitten by my mother, do you usually brush your teeth?" β
Fake Huang Shilang opened a big mouth, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, "Hehe, since the day I came to Goose City, the little one has never brushed his teeth." β
Zhang Wenliu secretly called unlucky, don't get rabies again when you go back, you must get an injection when you go back, don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case.
"Woo woo-" Sister Hua struggled hard, as if she had something to say.
Zhang Wenliu pressed a gun against Sister Hua's chest, and the cold touch made Sister Hua can't help but swing, "I can let you speak, if you dare to shout, I will kill you." β
Sister Hua nodded busily.
Zhang Wenliu pulled out the strip of cloth from Sister Hua's mouth.
"Huhuhuβsuffocate me." Sister Hua gasped for breath, and the next sentence made Zhang Wenliu nervous, "You are the sixth master, the godson of the county magistrate." β
Zhang Wenliu frowned, "You know me?" β
Zhang Wenliu wears a mask and a night suit, which can only be recognized by someone close to him.
Sister Hua said with a smile: "Speaking in the tea hall, the tongue fights the group of Confucians, the name of the sixth master is like thunder, when I see it today, it is really a hero out of a young man." β
Sister Hua sat on the bed, her upper body was straight, and she was naturally beautiful, and E was unstoppable, almost blinding Zhang Wenliu's titanium alloy eyes.
Zhang Wenliu's blood is strong, and his brain is almost deprived of oxygen.
Zhang Wenliu cocked Erlang's legs, held a gun in one hand, and pressed the other hand against Sister Hua's chest, "Sister Hua, brother, I'm here for Huang Shilang, not for anything else." β
Sister Hua was not afraid of the gun in Zhang Wenliu's hand at all, and instantly pasted it up, pressing Zhang Wenliu's palms out of shape, "One day husband and wife, one hundred days, sixth master, you are too polite." β
Zhang Wenliu couldn't bear it anymore, his arms didn't move, his palms didn't move, and his fingers bent.
"Boom-"
Sister Hua let out an exclamation, her body was like an electric shock, and her fair face seemed to have overturned the color palette.
Zhang Wenliu took a deep breath, and said in his heart that this woman is so powerful, with a few words and a little action, she almost made a big mistake.
No wonder the second and third children in the original book are folded in her hands, and there is really a set.
Zhang Wenliu suddenly realized that if he delayed any longer, he would be in danger.
"Sister Hua, the little brother has something important to do, let's talk about it later." Zhang Wenliu retracted his gaze and stuffed Sister Hua with strips of cloth again.
Sister Hua had a resentful face, but she was hidden in the dark and was not discovered by Zhang Wenliu.
"Hero, my mission has been completed, can I go?" Fake Huang Shilang is about to leave.
Zhang Wenliu raised the muzzle of the gun, and the muzzle of the black hole made the fake Huang Shilang stay in place, "Good man, I am the fake Huang Shilang, I am his stand-in, if you want to kill, you should kill the real Huang Shilang, it's useless to kill me." β
Zhang Wenliu shook his head, "I didn't want to kill you, I just wanted to ask you to come with me." β
"A trip? Where to? β
"You'll know when you get there." Zhang Wenliu found a rope, tied the fake Huang Shilang's hands behind his back, and then wrapped it with his sleeves.
"When you go out, you have to look natural, and if you dare to run awayβ"
"Understood, heads on the ground!"
"Smart, go!" Zhang Wenliu pushed him and walked out of the door.
This is completely different from Zhang Wenliu's plan, according to Zhang Wenliu's plan, first use a knife to stun Sister Hua and fake Huang Shilang, and then put a sack on his back to carry Huang Shilang back.
But Zhang Wenliu did overestimate his own strength and underestimated the weight of the fake Huang Shilang.
He is only 70 kilograms, Huang Shilang has at least 80 kilograms, and Huang Shilang carries himself almost the same.
This time Zhang Wenliu was worried.
How do I get the fake Huang Shiro back?
Just kill it like this, it will definitely not work, if you let it go, it will startle the snake again, Zhang Wenliu fell into a dilemma.
"Woo woo woo-" Sister Hua kept chrysalis on the bed, like a huge caterpillar.
Zhang Wenliu came to the bed, ripped off the linen cloth in Sister Hua's mouth, and Sister Hua said in a rough manner: "I have a way to take you and Master Huang out." β
"Do you have a way?" Zhang Wenliu will be skeptical.
Sister Hua smiled mysteriously.
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"Master Huang, it's so late, and you still want to go back?" A man is about forty years old, and the charm is still there, and the half-old greeted him.
Zhang Wenliu's heart tightened, he didn't expect this old bustard to not sleep at night.
Fake Huang Shilang's eyes rolled, thinking about how to get out.
Sister Hua said coquettishly: "Mom, Master Huang said that our bed here is too hard to sleep, and he wants to take me back to the watchtower." β
Zhang Wenliu slammed the gun on his back, and the fake Huang Shilang hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, I am a person who recognizes beds, and I am not used to strange places." β
The old bustard glanced at Zhang Wenliu behind Huang Shilang, and saw that he was wearing a bandit's mask, and pursed his lips disdainfully, "Then you go slowly, Master Huang." β
The two of them walked out of the gate of the flower kiln, and they both let out a long breath.
The old bustard muttered in his heart, and said that Master Huang had spent the night here before, and he had never heard of the habit of recognizing the bed, but the entire kiln was Huang Shilang's property, and the master was leaving, so she, a professional manager, naturally did not dare to stop it.
"Hero, where are you taking me? Speaking out is also so that I can be mentally prepared. Fake Huang Shiro asked.
Zhang Wenliu took out the mask that had been prepared a long time ago, and put it on the head of the fake Huang Shilang, "Don't step on mom's nonsense, go forward!" β
Out of the flower kiln, Zhang Wenliu's courage increased.
There was no danger along the way, and I returned to the county office.
put the fake Huang Shilang and Sister Hua in the county jail, and Zhang Wenliu returned to his house and fell asleep.
These few short hours were even more exciting and exciting than his past life, and after the extreme stimulation, he was tired.
This night, I slept until noon the next day.
"Papapa-Sixth Master, get up quickly, the county magistrate is back!" Master's voice rang out outside the door.
Zhang Wenliu stretched his waist and felt refreshed.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw the shiny head of the master, "Come back, come back, what's the fuss?" β
Zhang Mazi has the aura of the protagonist, so Zhang Wenliu is not worried about his safety at all.
Besides, there is no Zhang Mazi in his mission, if he dies, he will die.
When I came to the front hall, I happened to see Zhang Mazi and several mermaids rushing in.
Several of them were dusty, their clothes and trouser legs were covered with mud, and not surprisingly, Lao Qi's cheek had an extra bullet hole, wrapped in gauze.
Seeing Zhang Wenliu, the seventh grinned, and blood seeped out of the gauze.
"Godfather, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, fifth brother, seventh brother, congratulations on your victory!"
Zhang Wenliu really admires these people, his head is pinned to the waistband of his trousers, and he says no, he is an optimist, and he laughs all day long.
Zhang Mazi took the towel handed over by Daiyu Qingwenzi and dusted off the dust on his body, "Damn, I really told Xiao Liuzi that there is indeed an ambush on Qingshi Ridge, and the strength is not weak." β
"In this battle, although Xiao Liuzi did not participate, he made great contributions!"
The second child grabbed a handful of broad beans directly from the fruit bowl on the table, "Big brother, you're right, if it's not for the information of Xiao Liuzi, I'll go alone, and I'll be done!" β
The second child really didn't lie, he was still scared when he thought about it now.