At such a close distance at this time, people are more beautiful than flowers, and their eyes are good, and they directly stunned Brother Hu and a few people.

Zhang Shuai secretly poked the boss and said in a low voice: "Isn't this your goddess?" Why are you doing this? ”

Brother Hu lowered his head and frantically picked up the rice, not even daring to look at Yun Shuqian.

He is a typical Ye Gong Haolong, who usually brags in the dormitory that it will take many days to win Yun Shuqian, but when he sees the real person, he becomes a deflated ball.

Zhang Wenliu didn't want to expose his relationship with Yun Shuqian.

He didn't want to give up an entire forest for a tree.

Even if the tree is a thousand-year-old tree and extremely precious, it will not work.

Yun Shuqian looked proud: "You are all Zhang Wenliu's roommates, you are the eldest Brother Hu, you are the second Zhang Shuai, you are the third Xia Ming, am I right?" ”

"I'm Nima, did you do your homework ahead of time?" Zhang Wenliu sighed helplessly, "Eldest sister, what do you want to do?" ”

Yun Shuqian did put in a lot of effort.

In class just now, she felt the bottom of Zhang Wenliu's relationship, and even what kind of bitter tea Zhang Wenliu was wearing today was clear.

As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will win all battles.

In an ordinary university, even if the students in the same class do not know each other, and they have not spoken a word in four years of college, it is possible.

Just like Brother Hu, they are neither handsome nor confident enough, and they are usually just four beauties, but they really have no intersection with others.

So when I saw Yun Shuqian, it was understandable that he was a little out of shape.

On the contrary, Zhang Wenliu, who had a calm face, behaved very incomprehensibly to Brother Hu.

What made them even more incomprehensible was Yun Shuqian's words.

What do you mean that you are all Zhang Wenliu's roommates?

Listening to this meaning, her relationship with Zhang Wenliu seems to be unusual!

At this time, Brother Hu suddenly remembered what Zhang Wenliu had said in the morning: "Last night, I went to discuss the philosophy of life with Yun Shuqian. ”

Could it be true?

Brother Hu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with difficulty: "Classmate Yun Shuqian, are you and the sixth child?" ”

"He's my boyfriend."

Bang dang - bang dang - bang dang -

Brother Hu and the others immediately lay down, and they almost foamed at the mouth.

Zhang Wenliu patted his head, yes, he will not have a peaceful life in the future.

If those suitors of Yun Shuqian knew that the goddess who had been chasing for no avail suddenly announced that she had a boyfriend, and that boy was still mediocre, I don't know how much of a sensation it would cause.

The girl smiled and picked up the beef in the bowl and put it on top of Zhang Wenliu's rice, "I don't like to eat beef." ”

Zhang Wenliu: Of course, you like to eat chicken.

Brother Hu clutched his chest and said bitterly: "Sixth, this, this is true?" ”

Zhang Wenliu shook his head and said, "How is it possible?" My girlfriend is Shen Rongyu, didn't you already know about it? ”

Hearing Zhang Wenliu's denial, Brother Hu's heart felt a little better.

Yun Shu's face stiffened, and then he hugged Zhang Wenliu's arm, "Nonsense, I'm your girlfriend, you and Shen Rongyu have broken up!" ”

Brother Hu: Sixth, you really deserve to die, this is worse than killing me!

The second Zhang Shuai and the third Xia Ming gave Zhang Wenliu a thumbs up: "Sixth, Niu B!" ”

Zhang Shuai's favorite type is Wang Jie's, so he doesn't understand the sadness of the boss, "That classmate Yun, how did you and the sixth brother meet, and how did he chase you?" ”

The girl tilted her head and said, "I chased him." ”

Click-Zhang Wenliu seemed to hear Brother Hu's heartbroken voice.

The second and third children clasped their fists with their hands, eager to kneel and kowtow immediately, and let Zhang Wenliu teach them the skills of holding their sisters.

Brother Hu: The world is so crazy that rats are bridesmaids for cats.

Xia Ming also had a lot of questions to ask, but after glancing at Brother Hu, he swallowed those questions back.

At this time, it is not appropriate to say anything, because Yunda Beauty is feeding Zhang Wenliu rice noodles across the bridge.

Yun Shuqian held a rice noodle with chopsticks and handed it to Zhang Wenliu's mouth, "Wenliu, be good, open your mouth." ”

Zhang Wenliu had a black line on his face, and emphasized seriously: "There are rules in the cafeteria, male and female students are not allowed to feed." ”

"I know, but I can't eat so much." Yun Shuqian pointed to the sign on the wall, "A porridge and a meal, when thinking about it is not easy to come by, the CD-ROM action is the call of the country, and the school's regulations can't be higher than the state, right?" ”

Zhang Wenliu: ......

Brother Hu: "I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered that there was still boiling water in the dormitory, and I had to go back quickly." Brother Hu threw down a sentence and ran away with red eyes.

Looking at the pork ribs and rice he left, he didn't move at all, Zhang Wenliu didn't know what to say.

When Yun Shuqian had almost eaten, Zhang Wenliu refused her tempting request to exercise after dinner, and ran away as if he were running away with the second and third children.

Yun Shuqian looked at Zhang Wenliu's back, and a white light flashed on the lens: "Zhang Wenliu, you can't escape from the palm of my hand." ”

On the way back to the dormitory.

"Sixth, please take my knees."

Zhang Shuai shook his hair and bowed his head.

Zhang Wenliu pouted: "Okay, let's pretend to be a ghost with my father, be careful of my seven wolves." ”

Xia Ming was much more well-behaved, and went to the supermarket downstairs in the dormitory to buy two bottles of water and handed Zhang Wenliu a bottle.

Zhang Shuai spread his hands: "What about mine?" ”

Xia understood him and said, "You're not thirsty." ”

Zhang Wenliu took a sip of water and felt a lot happier, "Third child, I remember that this is the first time to drink the water you bought, when did you become so generous?" ”

Xia Ming is thin and small, his ancestral home is Wuzhong, and he is a typical man in the water towns of Jiangnan.

His greatest hobby is settling accounts.

From the beginning of the freshman year, from toilet paper and water tickets to mobile phones and computers, every expense should be remembered clearly, and even the daily food expenses should be recorded.

As a result, in his three years of college, he did not buy even a single bottle of water for the rest of the dormitory.

Xia Ming hugged Zhang Wenliu and said: "Sixth, our family doesn't speak two words, you see, my father is old, but he has not yet been a good match, which is a great loss for our entire human race." ”

"The big girl in the 301 dormitory of Wuguan is good, I have the opportunity to introduce my father, and when the time comes, your benefits will be indispensable."

"Oceanic?" Zhang Wenliu frowned and glanced at Xia Ming, and then said, "You said Veronica Pensareva?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's her, as long as you can do a good thing for me and her, money is not a problem."

Zhang Wenliu looked Xia Ming up and down.

With a height of 1.7 meters, he is a second-class cripple, and he is thin, with a total of 120 pounds, this small body, in front of the big girl Veronica Pensareva, is the same as a primary school student.

He shook his head: "I'm afraid that my father can't obey his fate." ”

"Why?" Xia Ming was not happy.

Zhang Wenliu said: "I'm afraid that Veronica Pensareva will break your waist with a butt!" ”

Poof-Zhang Shuai couldn't hold back, he leaned back and smiled backwards, and the appearance of Veronica Pensareva and the third child standing together automatically appeared in his head, and he laughed even more.

Xia Ming's face was full of black lines, and he snatched the mineral water from Zhang Wenliu's hand.

Zhang Wenliu: I haven't finished drinking yet?

Xia Ming: "What to drink?" I'll take it back and water the flowers! ”

Back to the dorm.

The boss Brother Hu is really not there.

Zhang Wenliu wanted to call him, but was stopped by Zhang Shuai, "Sixth, you let the boss be quiet, after all, he has liked Yun Shuqian for so long, and now he is cut off by you, he must feel uncomfortable, give him some time." ”

Xia Ming lay on the bed, drank mineral water in small sips, and gloated: "Since ancient times, there has been a lot of hatred, and this hatred is endless. The words are divided into two ends, and the boss is miserable here......"

Zhang Wenliu said to Xia Ming: "Third child, I can't figure it out, how dare you want Veronica Pensareva with your height?" Besides, she's 1.8 meters tall, and she doesn't match you. ”

Xia Ming sighed and said: "Sixth, you don't understand, this person, the more he lacks something, the more he wants, you see, three generations of single transmission, my grandfather is one meter six, my father is one meter six five, and I, one meter seven." ”

"That's good, your son will be 1.75 meters in the future." Zhang Shuai interjected.

"Fuck off!" Xia Ming scolded angrily, then turned his head to look at Zhang Wenliu, "Do you know what is the secret of our family's continuous growth?" ”

"What is it?"

Xia Ming said: "It's all up to my grandfather and my father to find a woman who is taller than them, it is precisely because of the introduction of excellent genes that the height of our family has been improved, otherwise the person standing in front of you today is not Xia Ming, who is 1.7 meters tall." ”

Zhang Wenliu was not surprised, and said with a smile: "It seems that the little devil sent a delegation to Datang to seek the true scriptures, and he learned it from us." ”

The three of them laughed for a while.

Zhang Shuai asked: "Sixth, you tell us the truth, Shen Rongyu and Yun Shuqian, these two super beauties, how did you get started?" I heard it really well just now, Yun Shuqian said that she chased you backwards! ”

"Maybe it's my mature masculinity."

Zhang Wenliu rubbed his nose and said: "And I declare that Shen Rongyu and I are boyfriend and girlfriend, and Yun Shuqian, well-how to say it, I haven't thought about it yet." ”

Zhang Shuaixin said that you are too pretending to be B, making it as if you are a 301 beauty for you to choose.

However, Zhang Wenliu's performance the day before yesterday and today is indeed qualified to say such things.

"Sixth, Dad asked you, since you and Shen Rongyu are boyfriend and girlfriend, why is Yun Shuqian still unrelenting? She doesn't look like the kind of person who gets involved in a third party. ”

"Want to know?"

"I want to know."

"Scream, Daddy, come and listen." Zhang Wenliu said with a grin.

"Get out of here, Lao Tzu will call you a sixth brother at most."

"Cut-" Xia Ming gave Zhang Shuai a middle finger without surprise, expressing his indignation at his shameless behavior.

Zhang Wenliu nodded with a smile and said, "The sixth brother is also successful, but it can't be changed in the future, you have to call me the sixth brother on any occasion." ”

Zhang Shuaixin said that for the sake of the great cause of human reproduction, I will lie down and taste the courage, what does it matter if I endure humiliation and burden, the sixth brother is the sixth brother, just don't call my father.

"Sixth brother!"

Zhang Wenliu called this sixth brother all over his body, "This matter has to start talking about it last night......

Zhang Wenliu skipped being told by Shen Rongyu to break up and play poker with Yun Shuqian.

But even so, the story of him and several women in the 301 dormitory still made the second and third children sigh.

"Sixth brother, you are really the sixth brother, you actually won the two goddesses of our finance department quietly, if this is spread, half of the boys will have to fight with you!"

Xia Ming was stunned when he heard this, and said with palpitations: "Sixth, you must not attack Veronica Pensareva, the so-called eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, the younger brother-in-law is a son, we have been friends for many years, and the so-called friend's wife, don't bully ......"

Zhang Wenliu smiled: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in big foreign girls, I haven't done it yet." ”

Xia Ming was right when he heard it, and immediately said to Zhang Shuai: "Second child, look, I will say that our sixth child is not that kind of person, and Yun Shuqian's incident is just an accident." ”

Zhang Shuai said: "Third brother, you have to be down-to-earth, you can't be ambitious, even if the sixth brother doesn't make a move, do you think you can win Veronica Pensareva's big girl?" ”

Xia Ming was deflated when he heard this, but then he was like being beaten with chicken blood: "I couldn't say it before, but now, now we have the sixth child as the middleman, and he will match us, are you afraid that there will be no chance?" ”

"I think we just lack a channel, as long as we can connect with the 301 dormitory, I believe that with your handsomeness and my talent, you will definitely be able to win Wang Jie and Veronica Pensareva!"

"Good brother, ambitious!" Zhang Shuai was really aroused.

Zhang Wenliu looked at these two living treasures and closed his eyes.

Although his physical fitness has been enhanced at an epic level, he is still a mortal fetus in the flesh after all, and last night, he lost too much blood and needed to make up for it.

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