Chapter 89: Why Are You So Stupid?
Entering the wasteland and coming to a remote place that no one saw, Bai Yu looked down at the little brain axe under the horse's feet, and said lightly, "What's the matter of looking for this king?" ”
The king is no longer called...... He also called himself the king...... The cerebellar axe was directly stunned.
The cerebellar axe had a straight face, very unhappy, and looked up at Bai Yu, "You come down and talk first!" ”
Looking at the fierce little brain axe, Bai Yu's expression was flat, and for the sake of the non-existent feelings in the past, he gave it one last bit of face, turned over and dismounted at will, "I haven't asked you what your name is?" ”
The cerebellar axe feels like a headache.
When it first received this tiger player, this tiger girl proposed a strategy of "fish eyes and pearls", it thought that this tiger player's intelligence was not bad, but after a long period of understanding, it found that this tiger girl had a complete problem with his brain.
One moment he called himself the king, and the other he asked his name, and his mind jumped, thinking that one would be one out.
The little brain axe said with a dark face, "I don't have a name. ”
Bai Yu pouted, "It seems that you don't have a high status in the Heavenly Falling Wasteland, and you don't even have a name." ”
The little brain axe said, "I don't have time to tell you this, I came to look for you today, I have something to tell you to do, you have now climbed to the title of King Ming of the Daqian Dynasty, the position is high and powerful, the envoys of the major vassal states are about to enter Beijing to worship the new emperor, I need you to find an opportunity to kill these envoys, provoke the war between the Daqian Dynasty and the major vassal states, His Majesty the Beast Emperor has prepared a large-scale attack on Tianluo Pass." ”
The Beast Emperor is ready to attack the Sky Fall Pass?
This information is somewhat useful.
Bai Yu asked, "When will His Majesty the Beast Emperor attack the Heavenly Fall Pass?" ”
The little brain axe said, "It's after the various envoys entered Beijing to worship the new emperor and made a mess." ”
How could this fool know the information of the Skyfall Wasteland?
It seems that in addition to this criticism, the Heavenly Falling Wasteland also sent many spies to lurk in the Daqian Dynasty and be responsible for transmitting information to each other.
Bai Yu bowed his head and said, "Very good, you gather all the other spies sent by the Skyfall Wasteland, and this king wants to talk to them." ”
This tiger calls himself the king again? Also teach me to do things? The little brain axe felt a toothache, "Before we lurked in the Great Qian Dynasty, His Majesty the Beast Emperor has an explanation, and we are not allowed to gather and meet with each other, so as not to be wiped out by the Great Qian Dynasty." ”
Bai Yu was surprised, it seems that the Beast Emperor is still very wise...... The Heavenly Falling Wasteland is not all such criticism as the Mountain King.
Thinking about it, if all the wild beasts in the Heavenly Falling Wasteland were so simple, they would have been bulldozed by the Great Qian Dynasty a long time ago, and it would not have become the biggest threat to the Great Qian Dynasty, let alone the scourge of the entire human race.
Bai Yu said, "Since we can't meet, how can you secret agents pass on news to each other?" ”
The cerebellar axe said, "The Beast Emperor taught us a set of codes, and we usually use them to communicate. ”
Bai Yu asked, "What is the code?" ”
The cerebellar axe felt wrong, how could this tiger ask it like a prisoner?
The little brain axe frowned and said, "You want to know what the code does, you have to distinguish the difference between the tiger master and the tiger player, I am the tiger master, you are the tiger master, you don't think of yourself as the tiger master, treat me as the tiger master, why can't you tell the difference?" ”
Bai Yu smiled, "Do you know who you're talking to?" ”
When he was so serious, this tiger actually smiled? The cerebellar axe regretted it, this tiger was pure and had a sick brain, why did it pick such a tiger in the first place.
The small-brained tiger decided to teach this tiger a lesson, so that this tiger could increase his memory, and just wanted to get bigger and give this tiger a claw.
"Tiger Demon."
Bai Yu directly named him, because Shanjun did not have a name, he could "call in general" like this.
The cerebellar tiger froze instantly, his whole body was stiff and numb, and his brain was blank, what happened? What happened?
Bai Yu bent over, stretched out a hand, pinched the back of its neck and lifted it up.
"Tiger Demon, do you know who you're talking to now?"
Bai Yu raised his other hand, flicked the king-shaped head of the cerebellar axe, and threw it into the grass.
After recovering from his recovery, the little brain tiger was surprised and delighted, "Your immobilization technique is so powerful, it's great, it's easy to kill the envoys of the major vassal states." ”
“?” Bai Yu was stunned, the reaction of this criticism was wrong, shouldn't he feel scared and afraid? Why are you still happy to teach him to do things?
Bai Yu felt a headache, "Haven't you figured out the situation yet?" Don't you know what kind of situation you're facing? ”
The cerebellar snorted, "Of course I know that your strength has surpassed mine. ”
Bai Yu wondered, "Since you know, you dare to talk to me like this?" ”
The little brain axe said proudly, "So what, as long as my mind moves, you will die on the spot, even if your strength is strong, or my tiger, your life and death are all in my thoughts, don't think about cracking the secret method of the tiger, before we spies came to the Great Qian Dynasty, His Majesty the Beast Emperor passed on a secret method of our respective magical powers, and my secret method of the Tiger Emperor was personally taught by His Majesty the Beast Emperor, and no one in the world can solve it." ”
Bai Yu understood.
It turned out that it was this attention, thinking that the secret method of the tiger was still effective, no wonder it was fearless......
Bai Yu smiled, "You can try it with your mind and see if I will die." ”
The little brain axe's eyes widened, looking at him like an idiot, this tiger is really hopeless, and he is not even afraid of death?
Xiaoncehu said, "You are stupid, your flag has climbed to the title of King Ming, you are the highest position among all the secret agents' chess pieces, I still count on you to help me make great achievements, how can I destroy your chess piece?" ”
Bai Yu said seriously, "You can read it and you will know, your Tiger Warrior secret method has no effect on me, and besides, my strength is stronger than yours, so I am the leader, and from now on you have to follow my orders!" ”
The little brain axe felt that his head was big, "Why are you so stupid, I have already told you, my Tiger Warrior's secret method is personally taught by His Majesty the Beast Emperor, there is no solution in the world, you will die as soon as I think of it!" ”
“?” Bai Yu was speechless.
This pedaling is an endless loop!
If he wants Shanjun to follow his orders, he has to let Shanjun know that the Huling secret method is no longer effective, and he must let Shanjun try his thoughts......
However, the secret method of the Tiger Warrior of the Mountain Monarch was taught by the Beast Emperor himself, and there was no solution in the world, and the Mountain Monarch thought that as long as it moved its thoughts, Bai Yu would die, so it couldn't be tried with a thought......
Bai Yu thought for a while, and threatened, "If you don't think about it, I won't kill the envoys of the major vassal states, and your mission will not be completed." ”
The fur of the cerebellar axe trembled, "If I move my thoughts, you will die, how can you kill those messengers, my task cannot be completed, why are you so dead-headed?" ”
"Goodbye!"
Bai Yu turned over and got on the horse.
I can't talk about it.
Inability to communicate.
And talk about a fart.
The Brain Axe shouted at him, "Don't forget the task I gave you! ”
Bai Yu sneered, "Not only will I not kill those envoys, but I will also protect those envoys, what can you do with me, if you have the ability, you can try your thoughts!" ”
“???” The little brain axe was completely dumbfounded, what can I do, this tiger has a problem with his brain, and he is not afraid of death, and even if he wants to die, the tiger can't do anything about him.
"Drive!"
Bai Yu galloped his horse and drove away.
Leaving the cerebellar axe in the grass to suspect the tiger.
(PS: On the last day of the Year of the Tiger this year, the Year of the Rabbit is about to be ushered in, and the author wishes everyone "three good Chinese New Year's Eve, three good Spring Festival", eat and drink and have fun!) )