Chapter 4 Bet on Your Woman
I swear, I didn't make such a joke, the original opening remarks should have been arrogantly shaking her hair, then hugging Mu Yao domineeringly, and then pointing at the four stupid forks of the Turks and roaring arrogantly: "My name is Cheng Feng, something is coming at me, don't touch my woman." "Who knew that people were not as good as heaven, it was such an embarrassing and embarrassing picture.
But I feel that Mu Yao was very surprised by my performance, otherwise she wouldn't have smiled at me, wouldn't she?
It's just that I'd rather she don't laugh.
She has a lot of white hair on her face, like an orangutan, and the corners of her mouth are curved again, and her dignity is like a gorilla in heat.
I felt an instant urge to escape. First, she really didn't dare to compliment her appearance, and secondly, she made such a joke just now, once the emperor was angry, it would be dead.
So, I had to get out of the way before these people could react. As for promising Xiaohong, I had to say I'm sorry, after all, my life matters.
As soon as I got up and walked to the door, Mu Yao suddenly shouted behind me: "Chen Feng!" ”
I knew it wasn't me, and I knew I wasn't even an impostor, and at best, I was just a scapegoat. was about to run away, and suddenly there was a silky piece of jade fat in his palm-
This is a soft and boneless slender jade hand, the fingers are slender and white, like sharpened green onion roots, the graceful figure gently sticks to me, the faint fragrance comes to my nose, at this moment, I can't help myself.
I shook my head, I still understand the truth of a knife on the head of the color word, and it is the safest to go up for today's plan and thirty-six plans. So I decisively shook off her hand, and when I turned around, inadvertently, I suddenly saw Mu Yao's smart eyes clearly flashing with a crystal luster.
She actually cried.
I'll admit that her tears tugged at my heart, but my mind was clear at the moment. Although I can't see the girl cry, I still want to save my life, and I keep reminding myself that the purpose of crossing over is to eat, drink, and have fun, not to die. But Mu Yao took a step ahead of her, grabbed my sleeve again, shook her head gently, and motioned me not to go.
What I've decided doesn't usually change, but this time was an exception.
The fallen Turkic warrior suddenly roared like a mighty yak and slammed his hammer-like fist down on my head. At the same time, two other Turkic warriors, one on the left and one on the right, also attacked me.
Sure enough, as I expected, the accident just now provoked these piglets. I couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, it's really damn damn it, I, Cheng Feng, have just arrived here in a daze, and I'm about to braided before I can eat a bite of wine and food.
Just then, a powerful air current suddenly pushed me out the door!
Then, I heard Mu Yao shouting: "Hurry up!" ”
Yes, I'm leaving, do you still need to say it? I'm just a watermelon that will be smashed at any moment. Behind me, there was a constant sound of "bang bang bang", which made my heart beat in horror and I couldn't help but speed up my pace.
Just as I was about to turn the corner of the corridor, Mu Yao's angry shout penetrated the lonely corridor and clearly penetrated my ears: "He is my colt, something is coming at me!" ”
At this moment, it was as if I had been slapped twice in the face, and my feet felt as if they were nailed to the ground, and I could no longer move even half a step forward.
I slipped away with the protection of a woman! I slipped away alone regardless of my wife's safety! I turned out to be a perfidious villain!
We are dignified men, if this is spread out, where will we put our faces? Hide it directly in the crotch of your pants.
I didn't say a word and turned around and ran to Hanxiangtang, and as soon as I arrived at the door, a stream of blood suddenly spurted out of the house, like a red rain, almost splashing me.
Then, Mu Yao flew out of the house, and I subconsciously reached out to pick it up, but I didn't expect it to be fierce and smashed directly into my arms. At this moment, a hairy face and thunder man's mouth were lightning approaching, and it quickly enlarged in front of my eyes.
Mu Yao was clinging to my face, and I subconsciously leaned back, unable to stand at all, and was knocked down by her, and the four lips touched and collided.
"Po", a strong kiss.
Others kissed sweetly, but I ate a mouth full of white hair, "Bah, Bah" spit out, and was about to speak, but she spoke first.
"You...... Hurry up and ......" before she could finish speaking, she coughed up another mouthful of blood and sprayed me in the face.
This woman, she is about to die and is still protecting me, if I abandon you and ignore it, is it still a master? Holding her and rolling on a donkey on the spot, I put my index finger on her lips and signaled her not to speak, and then jumped up and shouted angrily at the four Turkic people who were laughing: "You dare to seriously injure the princess in front of the emperor, you can't get tired of living!" ”
As soon as the words fell, I immediately regretted it, I really don't have long eyes! The emperor is sitting upright at the moment, Mu Xixi is sitting beside him with a smile, Wang Pu and Liang are smiling and toasting with wine glasses, and the four of them are eating delicious food, tasting wine, talking and laughing, as if Mu Yao's life and death have nothing to do with them.
This scene deeply angered my pure heart, and in the face of the Turkic warriors who rushed up, he pointed at his nose and scolded, how ugly to hear, how to say, and scolded freely, the Turkic warriors were actually frightened by my menacing appearance, and they were so frightened that they retreated again and again.
Budar was unusual, his face suddenly turned cold, and he whispered in a deep voice, and the Turkic warrior suddenly came to his senses and walked towards me with his fists waving.
I thought that the Turkic warrior would greet me fiercely, but I didn't expect him to stop three paces away from me, just glaring and roaring, and not moving half a step forward.
"Be careful."
I know that this is Mu Yao's kind reminder, but it has no effect on me at all, upholding the gentleman's mouth and not using his hands, I have never fought a fight until now, but I have not suffered a loss.
It's all my own.
"Fighting is a child's trick, I'll play this with you."
As I spoke, I spread out my palms, and three dice appeared.
The Turkic warrior was slightly stunned and said, "What do you want?" ”
I smiled and told him very calmly, "Bet on your life." The loser will kill himself on the spot. Whoever lives and dies is determined by Providence. ”
As soon as the words fell, Budarhan laughed, his chin was three inches long and his beard flew on his chest, and the emperor, who had not spoken, put down his wine glass, pointed at me and laughed: "Budarhan is known as the three firsts, he is invincible all over the world, he has never lost in gambling all over the world, and he never sleeps after reading all women." Pony, you're looking for death! ”
It was not so much that the emperor was talking to me, but rather reminding Budarhan. Sure enough, he was awakened all of a sudden, slapped his thigh, and shouted, "It's fun! Playful! I'll bet on Mu Yao with you. If you lose once, Mu Yao will take off a piece of clothing. I heard that the snow dance is a must, this little girl is so graceful, she must look good when she dances naked, but she has to cover her face. "Anyway, I looked up to the sky and laughed, and the long beard was like a group of devils, showing off their power in front of me.
I sneered: "If you lose, you will die!" ”
Everyone burst out laughing, leaning back and forth, almost out of breath. Mu Yao's face was pale, and she kept tugging at the corner of my clothes: "How can you take my innocence ......?"
I patted her hand, put my arms around her soft waist, and said domineeringly to Budarhan: "I will watch over you and let you see with your own eyes how this old horseman died!" ”
Mu Yao looked at me, her eyes full of fear and doubt.