Chapter 22: Shit

In full view of everyone, the man moved his hands, touched the blue brick floor, and then put his hands on hard.

The head that was clinging to the ground was raised.

The next moment.

"Boom!"

"Ahh......h

"Oh, my God, oh, oh, oh, I'm really laughing at me."

"Aha...... Hu Da...... You also have today, hahaha...... Emma, it's a laughing thing. ”

……

The originally quiet scene erupted into bursts of earth-shattering laughter as the man looked up.

Many people laughed so much that their stomachs cramped, and they didn't bother to wipe them with tears and saliva splashing everywhere.

Hearing laughter from all around, the man didn't bother to look up.

Something warm and familiar was sliding down his throat from his gaping mouth.

"Vomit ......"

"Puff Puff"

"Bah, Bah, Bah"

The man tossed and vomited a lot of yellow bile, and finally spit out the things in his mouth.

It's just that although the thing has been vomited, the stench still stubbornly fills his mouth.

It's not something you can spit out with spitting.

Xiao Jinyue looked down at the man lying in front of her, with a forbearance smile in her eyes.

Pressing down the smile and clearing her throat, Xiao Jinyue slowly opened her mouth and said, "Since you know that you are wrong, you just need to apologize sincerely, but you don't have to make such a big gift!" ”

After a pause, he continued, "However, for your sake, as long as you don't ruin people's innocence at will, I can let you go and not send you to the official." ”

Hu Da, who was lying on the ground, heard this joking female voice and raised his head as soon as he followed the sound.

The gooey stuff on his face obscured his vision.

Instinctively raised his right hand and wiped it.

One black and one white.

A big black and white and funny face was presented in front of everyone.

The next moment.

The street, which had finally quieted down, resounded with all kinds of loud laughter that resounded in the sky.

"Hahaha...... Damn, hahaha"

"Oh, my God, I didn't expect to die laughing on the street today......"

"Hahaha...... Ahem"

Someone laughed.

Someone clutched their stomachs and laughed again to tears.

Bursts of laughter spread far and wide with the wind.

"Hey, there are so many people around there, what's going on, why do you feel like you're going crazy with laughter?"

Nan An Shizi was attracted by the laughter floating in the wind, and looked sideways from the window to look out into the street.

On the other side of the long street, a group of people gathered densely together, and they didn't know what they saw, regardless of men, women, and children, laughing one by one.

In the crowd, a tall and slender girl wearing an apricot yellow shirt was very familiar.

Nan'an Shizi put down the tea cup in his hand and patted his friend's shoulder, "Cheng Ting, Cheng Ting, look, isn't that Miss Xiao?" Why are you surrounded by so many people, and I don't know what happened? ”

It was a little far away, and Nan'an Shizi hated sitting and couldn't see clearly, so he simply got up and walked to the window, propped his hands on the windowsill, and looked towards the long street.

There is a lot to see, so it is natural to share it with friends.

Nan'an Shizi slapped his hand at his friend behind him, "Cheng Ting, don't drink it, hurry up and take a look." ”

Lu Chengting glanced at the big hand on his shoulder, was silent, and saw that Nan'an Shizi was eager to drag him up, so he had to put down the tea cup in his hand and stand by the window.

Despite the distance, he recognized the familiar figure in the crowd at a glance.

Hu Da ignored the ridicule of everyone, sat up from the ground, and stretched out his hand to take a look.

The sticky stench of his hands rushed into his nose.

It's shit wiped off his face.

Freshly baked and with warm stinky shit.

Now he didn't understand what the crowd was laughing at.

But he didn't care about being angry, the smell of stinky shit still filled his mouth, and his stomach, which had finally calmed down, churned again.

He endured the nausea and rubbed a few handfuls of his sleeve on his face.

Seeing the noodle stall next to him, he quickly got up from the ground, rushed to the noodle stall, grabbed the unfinished tea on the table, poured it into his mouth regardless of it, rinsed his mouth, and immediately squirted out.

But the smell of stinking shit still lingered in his mouth.

Put down the empty teapot in his hand, grabbed the teapot on the table instead, and poured it into his mouth vigorously regardless of the heat.

It wasn't until a whole pot of tea was used up that the disgusting smell of shit was slightly suppressed.

But the residual shit on the face is sticky and disgusting.

Hu Da turned around and walked towards the other table, grabbed another pot of tea and poured it on his face, and began to wash his face.

The owner of the noodle stall is an honest and honest old man, seeing that Hu Da used two large pots of tea to wash his face and rinse his mouth, but he dared not speak angrily.

Hu Da has been on the streets all year round, and these small stall vendors don't dare to mess with him. Although he was dissatisfied, no one dared to provoke him, otherwise he would not even be able to keep the small stall that supported his family.

Xiao Jinyue glanced at the embarrassed thugs, turned around with fennel and walked towards the stall selling cane sugar.

Although he was annoyed that he was talking nonsense in public, he also knew that he was just bought by someone, and the main owner was not him.

I hope that he can learn a lesson after suffering this loss, and stop doing this kind of immoral thing at will.

What she had in mind was good, but unfortunately Hu Da didn't buy it.

He made such a big ugly appearance in public, and his face was lost, if he didn't make up for it, how would he mix on the street in the future?

"Xiao Jinyue, stinky girl, you dare to abandon the young master from the beginning to the end, abandon the master......"

Xiao Jinyue turned her head and looked at the thugs who were rushing towards her angrily with cold eyes.

"Chengting, Miss Xiao is in trouble, let's hurry over and take a look, don't let her be a little girl."

Nan'an Shizi saw a man running towards Xiao Jinyue angrily in the teahouse, and at a glance, he knew that this person was trying to trouble her.

didn't care about watching the excitement anymore, Nan'an Shizi reached out and pulled his friend next to him, and rushed downstairs.

If he knew that Miss Xiao was in trouble, but he stood by, he would definitely sue him in front of his mother.

The prince of Zhenguo retracted his gaze, took out a silver ticket and put it on the tea table, turned around and walked behind the prince of Nan'an.

Xiao Jinyue reached out and pulled the fennel that was blocking her to the side.

He quickly pulled the silver needle out of his sleeve pocket and stabbed it into the arm of the thug who rushed towards him.

"Whew......"

A scream suddenly resounded through the streets.

But Xiao Jinyue turned a deaf ear.

Sideways to avoid the man's rushing body, but pretended to be frightened by him, and the silver needle in his hand quickly pierced him several times.

After piercing, Xiao Jinyue quietly stretched out her feet and stirred.

Let's go!

Gangster Hu Da once again had a close contact with the earth.

The crowd of onlookers clearly felt that the tremor of the earth this time was more pronounced than the last fall.

Hiss!

It hurts just to listen to this movement.

The gangsters who wander the streets all year round make people have no sympathy for him, and no one wants to reach out at this time. Seeing that he was unlucky, there was a hidden joy in everyone's hearts, and at the same time there was a faint expectation.

They all widened their eyes and scanned back and forth on the ground, wanting to see if there were any unexpected surprises on the blue brick floor.