Chasing girls.

Come to a dimensionality reduction strike, Lin Ye dares to be a god - what god? The god of love!

The number of girls he has pursued, and the scumbag tide will bow down and worship and believe in Amen when he sees it.

When the big boss heard this, he didn't have the slightest doubt, and asked greedily.

"Second brother, hurry up and talk to the eldest brother, the happiness of the eldest brother in the second half of his life depends on you!"

Different from the eagerness of the big boss, Lin Ye was calm and relaxed, as if God healed the sick, and said with a smile.

"Big boss, before I make a move for you, tell me where you and Miss Ah Hui have come? I'm so good at it. ”

"Which step?"

"That's right," Lin Ye looked around left and right, and secretly glanced at Shenhe who bowed his head in the distance, pulled the big boss, hooked his shoulders and back, and whispered, "Pursuit is not the ultimate goal, not even marriage, it can be regarded as a successful end to the old man with his long looks and growing old together." ”

"Love, unpredictable, I summed it up. Of course, there are special circumstances, one step to take off. But it's roughly the three stages of love that I divide into. ”

"These three stages are the pursuit stage, with marriage as the dividing point, followed by the husband and wife stage...... The rest is a bit complicated, and it doesn't matter to you, let's talk about this pursuit stage separately. ”

The big boss listened to it all the time, and the god of love and the part of the iceberg in the knowledge he spoke about blocked the brain circuit of the big boss.

The idea of the big boss is very simple, marry Ah Hui and go home, and the rest of the things are the same as his father's life, he is responsible for earning Mora outside to support the family, and his wife and children are responsible for heating the kang head at home, and when the child grows up, he and Ah Hui are doing family affairs for the child.

To a certain extent, the big boss will also fantasize, think long-term, and have a simple beauty.

Get back to business, and listen to Lin Ye continue to talk eloquently.

"The pursuit phase is like playing cards, everyone's cards are different."

"Because before the pursuit, the relationship between the two is also varied and different, some people are childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, some people have never met, love at first sight, and some people are colleagues who work together and fall .........in love for a long time."

"The relationship above is actually okay, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, there are full of drama, such as the relationship between the enemy, I have to sword my lover, and I also find out that the other party is a long-lost brother and sister after being together, etc."

"Big boss, you and Miss Ah Hui should belong to the type of love at first sight." Lin Ye said.

Some people may wonder, isn't love at first sight also a dramatic relationship? This is often done in idol dramas.

However, liking someone is nothing more than two situations: love at first sight and love at first sight, and the biggest difference is the speed of liking.

As the saying goes, it starts with being loyal to your talent, and when you see someone who can be on the top of the XP at first sight, you will naturally have a good impression, and then try to pursue it later.

Unless it has other purposes, such as starvation, food, ...... No one is going after someone they don't like.

And love at first sight also has a degree of depth, and the big boss is obviously the kind that bursts the table.

The big boss nodded stunnedly, Lin Ye's words began to be ethereal and light, into the left ear, out of the right ear, anyway, he decided that the second brother was right.

Lin Ye saw the demeanor of the big boss and saw that he didn't listen to anything, just like his roommate in his previous life.

Just because I didn't listen to his golden and jade words, I finally blew it, hum.

"Love at first sight, in fact, this relationship is the most unstable." Lin Ye squinted his eyes and sighed.

When the big boss heard this, his expression tightened, and he hurriedly asked.

"What should I do then?"

Lin Ye saw that the big boss didn't even question, so he smiled with a complicated mood, stopped teasing him, and explained seriously.

"I like the opposite sex when I meet for the first time, and I call it love at first sight if it's good, and it's greedy if it's ugly."

"The reason why people fall in love at first sight is also because at a certain moment of meeting, a certain characteristic of the other party happens to match your fantasy of love, which makes you misunderstand and sink from then on."

"In fact, what you see is not necessarily the real appearance of the other party, with deeper contact, only to find that what you see at that moment is just a mirage, a mirror, you will be disappointed, slowly, the feelings you like will naturally disappear."

"No, it won't! Ah Hui, she is a good-looking and gentle girl! The big boss only realized the conclusion that it was love at first sight and that it might be a false relationship from Lin Ye's tirade, and shouted anxiously.

This roar attracted the members of the Treasure Hoarders who were cooking, and they looked at the big boss suspiciously, at this time, they had the hope of changing from the rice eaters to the melon eaters.

Why did the big boss and the second boss quarrel?

Is it possible to break up?

Some people get nervous and need to stand in line!

Then they heard the big bosses rebuke angrily.

"Look at what! Are you all full?! The big boss blushed very much, and happened to have a not white complexion, and while it was dark, no one noticed it, so he stood up and pretended to be impatient and scolded.

[The scolding of the big boss], the effect is okay, but everyone's job transfer was unsuccessful.

Lao Zhou looked at the big boss and the second master, very curious about what these two people were talking about, the distance was a little far, everyone was eating and shouting loudly, people were old and couldn't hear clearly, he wanted to go over, but his intuition for many years told him - don't go.

It's itchy and unbearable, and I have to cook silently, but Lao Zhou's mouth is okay.

Shenhe, who was in the distance, looked up and happened to see the big boss rushing

Is it a threat?

The mood was too chaotic, and Shenhe would not deliberately listen to the conversation between Lin Ye and the big boss, so there was a misunderstanding.

Shenhe scrambled to his feet, stood in place, and sat down again after a while.

Lin Ye is a very powerful person, he will not suffer, he may have misunderstood and made Lin Ye embarrassed. Shenhe thought silently.

Without the common sense of dealing with the world, Shenhe wanted to care about Lin Ye, and he was cautious, afraid that he would cause trouble to Lin Ye because he had no common sense, and he would be unhelpful.

Lin Ye turned his back to Shenhe and didn't know this scene.

He continued to talk to the big boss about how to chase the object......

"Big boss, I understand your intentions for Miss Ah Hui, don't worry, I will try my best to help you catch Miss Ah Hui."

Lin Ye was a little moved when he saw that the big boss was sincere to Ah Hui, he was used to seeing falsehoods on the Internet in his previous life, and he was also used to reversals.

Today, when you see the sincerity of the big boss, you know the true meaning of love.

Just like the big boss said, you need sincerity and trust.

After listening to Lin Ye's assurance, the big boss was also moved.

The second brother still understands him.

"Big boss, in view of the different relationships between the two in the pursuit stage, the initial favorability of each other is also different, which step I said at the beginning is precisely to ask this."

"I divide the favorability in the pursuit stage into a hazy favorability period, which can be subdivided into one-sided crush and two-way rush."

"After the hazy good feeling period, there is the ambiguous period, most of them are in this relationship, ambiguous, crispy and numb, many people like this feeling."

"The ambiguous period also lasts the longest, and after this period, it will usher in the last step of the pursuit stage - confession!"

"Confession?!" The big boss was trembling.

"That's right," Lin Ye's eyes were blazing, "This is a test of the results of the pursuit of one party, whether it is life or death, it all depends on this confession." After a failed confession, some people are able to make a second or third confession, but more often than not, only once. ”

"The big boss, love is war, and you can't let your guard down." Lin Ye showed a cruel smile, "After all, falling in love is not a joke. ”

After hearing this, the big boss was like an initiation, and his mouth suddenly opened, grabbed Lin Ye's hand and shook it up and down, and he was emotional.

Love = War.

War, this is a word that can arouse the excitement of the big boss, and he is now eager to fight a battle with Ah Hui and win.

"After listening to so many of my explanations, you should know where you have been, right?"

“……”

The big boss recalled that Ah Hui treated her well, and said uncertainly for a while.

"I don't know if I'm unrequited or if it's an ambiguous period."

"Then I'm subdividing," Lin Ye, a subdivision expert, said, "The ambiguous period is your love and my willingness, you give her a gift, she is willing to accept it, and she will return the gift, and you will accept it happily." Unrequited love is not, and the other party will suspect that you have other plans. ”

"Master, have you ever given a gift to Miss Ahui?"

“………”

The big boss doesn't know what Ah Hui likes, and he hasn't sent it yet.

"It's okay if you don't send it, I'm still worried that you'll become a licking dog."

"What's a licking dog?"

"A lowly creature, licking a dog can't do it, wrong to be sincere, sincere to be wrong, both of which are miserable."

"Oh, I don't understand."

"If you don't understand, it's right, let's continue to talk about ......"

Next, Lin Ye proceeded from reality and offered advice to the big boss, who kept nodding his head and admired it.

The second brother is really a god.

After chatting, the big boss couldn't help but ask.

"The second brother understands love so well, why don't you have a partner yet?"

Lin Ye: ......

It's rude.

Seeing that Lin Ye didn't speak, the big boss thought that the second brother hadn't met someone he liked, so he patted Lin Ye's shoulder and said boldly.

"Wait until you help your eldest brother catch up with Miss Ahui, and then let your sister-in-law introduce you to good-looking girls."

Lin Ye smiled when he heard this, "No need. ”

Then he got up and patted the dust on his pants and turned to walk in a certain direction.

The big boss was still wondering what "no need" was, he looked in the direction of Lin Ye's walk, only to see a woman sitting in that place.

Before the big boss came, his mind was on Lin Ye and the barbecue, and he didn't notice the quiet Shenhe in the distance.

At this time, Lao Zhou couldn't hold back his curiosity, and when he saw Lin Ye leaving, he leaned in and asked Lin Ye what he had told the big boss.

The big boss first pointed to Shenhe and asked who she was?

Lao Zhou said that he had received the white-haired immortal who was the second master.

The big boss was stunned.

I learned a lot about love from Lin Ye.

This, this......

The big boss gave a thumbs up and admired it from the bottom of his heart.

is worthy of being the second brother!

However, the big boss was a little puzzled, fell into thinking, and did not pay attention to Lao Zhou's inquiry.

Where did the second brother and the immortal go?

Lao Zhou, who was left out in the cold, felt aggrieved in his heart and didn't speak, so he went back by himself......

…………

"Hungry?" Lin Ye came to Shenhe's side and asked softly.