Chapter 165: A little wood-like shock

"Do you want it?"

Compared with Hu Tao's impatience, Lin Ye picked up the teapot on the table, poured himself a cup first, poured a cup for Shenhe, and then carried the small teapot, looked at Hu Tao and asked.

"Huh." Hu Tao sneered.

Hu Tao saw through Lin Ye, this guy just wanted her to be anxious, it seemed that she was not mature and stable enough, not enough to take on the heavy responsibility of the master of the Afterlife Hall, so that Lin Ye could seek power and usurp the throne.

Lin Ye didn't know the strange thoughts in Hu Tao's mind, so he poured a cup for Hu Tao.

"I'll tell you the answer directly, isn't it all mine?" Lin Ye comforted with a smile and motioned for Hu Tao to drink tea to relieve his anger.

Often angry, easy to get angry, as soon as the fire is on, it is easy to get mouth sores, especially painful.

Hu Tao didn't drink tea, but pondered how much Lin Ye had a point, she thought about it and asked.

"You should at least give the parity master a hint."

"Wow! But let's order first! ”

“………”

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The three of them swapped orders for food.

Shenhe didn't know what to eat, Lin Ye ordered it for her, and it was right to find a large amount.

Lin Ye took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and then took local materials, pointed to Wanmin Hall, and said to Hu Tao.

"Hu Tao, do you know why Wanmintang's business is booming?"

"Because Xiangling's cooking skills are good, the price is cheap." Hu Tao said the reason as a matter of course, and then muttered.

"Are you questioning the lack of attentiveness of the service of the Lord of the Church? Isn't the price of the parish lord cheap enough? It's already buy one get one free! ”

"The Hall of the Dead presides over the white affairs, and no one dares to call it the first in Liyue Harbor, especially when you, the Hall Master Hu, support the funeral." Lin Ye appropriately praised Hu Tao and comforted her little emotions.

"Hmph, Lin Ye...... The master of this hall likes your sincerity, and sure enough, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. The walnut crescent moon bent and smiled.

"Honesty is a virtue, and I have so much that I am overflowing." Lin Ye said "humbly".

Shenhe looked at Lin Ye and Hu Tao, and she could vaguely feel that there was an indescribable aura in the conversation between Lin Ye and Hu Tao.

This aura is actually called the hypocrisy and sleekness of adults.

"Back to the point, Hu Tao, Wanmintang is different from our Afterlife Hall, Wanmintang is engaged in an industry that serves everyone, while we are serving the dead." Lin Ye said in a deep voice.

Hu Tao nodded, a little helpless.

"There's no way around it, and that's all the way to do it."

"Wrong!"

"Huh?" Hu Tao tilted his head.

Lin Ye pointed to the pot that was running around with a plate and short legs, and asked Hu Tao with a smile.

"What is this?"

"Pot."

"That's not right." Lin Ye shook his head.

"What's that?" Hu Tao was puzzled.

"It seems that Hall Master Hu, you still don't realize it." Lin Ye was leisurely, so angry that his walnut teeth itched, but for the sake of the business of the Afterlife, he held back.

"Let me give you another hint, the reason why Wanmintang's business is booming and there is a lot of customer flow, in addition to the signboard and price, haven't you found that many people go to the pot?"

"Rushing to the pot?" Hu Tao looked at Guoba with a puzzled face, and after Lin Ye's prompting, she found that when Guoba was delivering food, the guests were all smiling, and the children reached out to touch the little tail of Guoba.

"Oh, the parishioner sees! We're missing a mascot! Hu Tao suddenly realized.

"But even if we borrow the pot from Xiangling, no one will buy our coffin just to see the pot, right?" Hu Tao pondered in his heart and felt that something was wrong.

Lin Ye stretched out his index finger and shook it again, meaning that Hu Tao was wrong.

"A pot is a pot, but it's not just a pot, and it's not just a pot."

“…… Shenhe, how can a boy like this who can't even speak well live a good life in the future?" Hu Tao looked at Shenhe and said earnestly.

When Shenhe heard this, he couldn't help but feel the shyness he didn't have before, and lowered his head.

"Well, I'll tell you straight." Lin Ye was helpless.

"Then tell the hall master." Hu Tao said proudly, she felt that she had grasped Lin Ye's weakness, and she would not let her handle it in the future.

"The method I came up with was also inspired by the people above, and combined with this period of time, when I accompanied you to the door-to-door sales, I noticed a social phenomenon."

"What inspires? What phenomenon?" Hu Tao asked in a double.

"Let me explain it in one sentence, that is-" Lin Ye smiled and said seriously to the double-ponytailed girl, "For the sake of the Afterlife, Hu Tao, you make your debut!" ”

Walnut:???

Three big question marks rose in Hu Tao's heart.

"What the hell is your debut?"

Shenhe was also curious.

"Debut, both to become an idol and an idol of the Death Hall!"

"I found that due to the emperor's good governance, the social atmosphere in Liyue Harbor generally lacked a kind of momentum, and most young people chose to be rotten."

Lin Ye said the word "rotten", which was still unfamiliar to the Teyvat continent.

"Rotten?"

"Rotten means that when things can't go in a good direction, they simply stop taking measures to control them, but let them continue to develop in a bad direction." Lin Ye's explanation is very general.

"Isn't this a broken jar?" Hu Tao complained.

"But once you accept your weakness, you are invincible! It's really cool. Lin Ye defended that he did not allow his previous life to be questioned and ridiculed by Hu Tao.

"Uh...... What does that have to do with debuting as an idol?"

"Yes, once a person is rotten, his spirit is easy to empty, and for the general public, in addition to watching dramas and listening to stories, I just buy some from Wanwen Collection, which is very boring."

"So, I have a project to create a group of Liyue Port idols! Arouse the enthusiasm of a new generation of young people in Liyue Harbor! ”

"I've thought about the theme of the project, and since it's the Afterlife Hall, it's naturally related to the Stygian Wind. Isn't it the title of manager of a research department, I have also analyzed with Hu Tao before, the dilemma faced by the Hall of Death is that coffins, death, urns and other things are a little distant and unfamiliar to teenagers, young people, and middle-aged people. ”

"So we need to normalize these elements, at least not contradict them, and make people take them for granted."

"Our plan is to love Shake Lu headed by Hu Tao, that is, an idol, and the character is a resurrected zombie girl, oh, it's not Qiqi, it's just a character design, it's a burden, understand?"

"Let's select eight young and beautiful girls to form teammates with you to form a group."

"Why nine?" Hu Tao wondered, "Isn't it too much?"

"I'm sorry, idols are not nine people, I feel awkward." Lin Ye replied rhetorically.

Hu Tao tilted his head and listened to Lin Ye continue to talk eloquently.

"We will take this group as a starting point, hold concerts, and make derivative peripherals, and when the time comes, those dead houses, oh no, are fans, and they will definitely come to buy, and the sales of the urn will not be settled?"

"We can even have a limited edition urn, an urn that is tied to a character's personality...... Wait, don't worry about sales, and make a lot of money. ”

Hu Tao was stunned for a moment, and finally she said quietly.

"He is worthy of being the heir of Changhong Qianzhuang."

Lin Ye's set is actually very common in previous lives, take a vampire as an example.

The original vampires, mysterious, powerful, and more importantly ugly.

Modern vampires, like a certain earl, are mostly handsome men and beautiful women, so that a group of young boys and girls who are seduced are voluntarily sucked by blood.

And the modern vampire, from the ghost fetus shoulders, muscle wheels, the power to carry the steamroller, the blonde wicked savior who can shout to smash Valudo to stop time, has gradually evolved into a frail and delicate vampire Ji Lori, whoop.

Zombies, witches, witches, and other synonymous with horror have now become XP for some people.

Gee.

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