Chapter 5: Remember to find a doctor and take a look at the ass
"What?" Nie Zhaoyi was completely stunned, and subconsciously reprimanded, "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
Shi Yu asked curiously, "Seriously, don't you feel embarrassed when you sit?" ”
Nie Zhaoyi, who was full of upset just now and didn't have time to feel it carefully, only discovered it in hindsight at this moment, and it seemed that it was really ...... It's a bit hard.
His heart was suddenly shocked, and he jumped almost all at once.
When I opened the futon, I saw that there was the spiritual seat of the emperor below.
"Nie Shiyu, you're crazy, how dare you!"
Not only Nie Zhaoyi, but even Jing Heng didn't expect that Nie Shiyu would do this.
Wounded 800 enemies and damaged 1,000?
In the blink of an eye, Jing Heng had already made a decision in his heart to protect Nie Shiyu this time! After all, he just thought that the other party was a little interesting.
But when he saw the smile and calmness in Shi Yu's eyes, Jing Heng suddenly felt that he might not have to take action himself.
"What did I do?" Shi Yu's face was full of innocence, "I just miss my father too much, and I feel that eating hot pot alone is lonely, so I just invited my father's spiritual seat down to accompany me." ”
"Then why is the spiritual seat of the father under the futon!" Nie Zhaoyi asked sharply.
"It's still weird to eat in front of the spiritual position, and I feel a little hairy in my heart, so I cover it with a futon. But I can swear to heaven that this futon is brand new, no one has used it at all, and at most it is a quilt for the spiritual position. It's just that I didn't expect the fifth brother to sit on it. ”
Shi Yu sighed as he spoke, revealing a distressed expression.
"Such a big disrespect, it is really against filial piety, shameless, and ashamed of the ancestors and ancestors!"
Listening to these words, Nie Zhao was so angry that he almost wanted to do it, "You are deliberately designed to frame you, you ......"
"The fifth brother has to talk about evidence, didn't I stop you just now, it's just that you didn't listen to the dissuasion."
"Then why didn't you say that?"
"Before I could speak, you sat down, and I thought about my brotherhood, and I wanted to suppress the matter and not mention it. But I didn't expect you to say a word to my father, I was afraid that if you continued to talk about it, I would suddenly descend to the sky and thunder to kill you. For the safety of your life, I can only remind you. ”
Saying that, Shi Yu didn't forget to add, "Alas, I really love my siblings too much." ”
Nie Zhaoyi's face turned pale for a while, knowing that the other party was talking nonsense, but he couldn't refute it.
In the end, it was almost with all his strength that he resisted the urge to slap Shi Yu to death with one palm.
"Nie Shiyu, you are really good!"
Shi Yu also accepted the joke just now, "Disobedience and unfilial piety, the following offenses, and call me by the name, if you don't beat you with hundreds of boards, I'm afraid that my father's coffin board can't be suppressed, but ......"
With a flicker of his eyes, Shi Yu continued to speak.
"But I'm so merciful, I can't bear it in my heart, so I'll stop when I see blood."
After all, she said that the bloody light disaster was naturally not going back on her word.
Nie Zhaoyi was almost laughed at angrily, staring at Shi Yu fiercely, as if he was making a move in an instant.
Feeling the thick anger and murderous aura, Shi Yu slowly sandwiched a piece of meat, "Some people can think clearly, if they are accused of killing a monarch in public, everything will be in vain!" ”
It was like pouring a basin of cold water on his head, and in the end, Nie Zhao endured it.
The place of execution was chosen outside the main hall and was carried out by the guards of the temple.
Shi Yu stood calmly at the door of the hall, looking at Nie Zhaoyi not far away, one stick after another, but he never exhaled pain.
Sensing that Jing Heng was on his side, Shi Yu turned his head and asked, "Are you satisfied with the excitement of the Overseer?" ”
"It's so interesting, Weichen is naturally satisfied, but ......" Jing Heng looked at Shi Yu's eyes, "Does the emperor really think that you can win against the five princes?" ”
Shi Yu shrugged his shoulders lightly, "Naturally not, and I know that being able to give him this board today is just taking advantage of his contempt and anger." ”
Although Nie Zhaoyi did not enter the court, and his face was blackened at every turn, as if he was dragging 258,000, he really received the secret support of many courtiers, including many generals. Coupled with half of the Beiyuan bloodline, it is difficult to estimate how much power he has in his hands, otherwise he would not become a force entrenched in the imperial city.
As for his own hands, if you count it, there is probably only one Xiao Xiazi who seems to be quite loyal and has a bit of counterfeiting skills.
Thinking of this, Shi Yu glanced back at the hall behind him, and just saw Xiao Xia Zicheng in fear, kowtowing to the group of spirits.
Forehead...... Forget it, let's treat it as if there is no one.
Following Shi Yu's gaze, Jing Heng also noticed Xiao Xiazi, and then smiled, "The spiritual position is fake." ”
"How do you know?" Shi Yu was stunned.
Jing Heng hooked his lips, "He has been muttering about his crimes since just now." ”
Xu was so serious that he didn't even notice that he hadn't left the hall yet.
Shi Yu: "......" She seemed to want to ask Xiao Xiazi, did she silently think about breaking the law in her heart?
However, the spiritual position under the futon was indeed fake, and it was really hidden by her.
She did think about using the real thing at first, but she always felt that something was wrong. It happened that he found a piece of wood of similar material in the apse, and Xiao Xiazi was probably afraid of using the true spirit position, and when the time came, he would be so frightened that he would pout directly, crying and shouting and volunteering to fake all night.
Fortunately, the technique is okay, although there are flaws, but in the atmosphere just now, Nie Zhaoyi naturally will not check carefully.
"Since the emperor knows that he can't fight Nie Zhaoyi, isn't he afraid?" Jing Heng went back to the previous topic.
"Isn't this the presence of the Overseer, I believe that the Overseer can kill Nie Zhaoyi with a little finger casually!" Shi Yu smiled and patted his ass.
She is not a reluctant character, and more importantly, since the original owner has been a soft persimmon for so long, and Nie Zhaoyi has not given up assassination, the sentence of admitting to keep safe obviously does not apply between her and Nie Zhaoyi.
The person in front of him raised his head slightly, and his eyes were shining, like stars broken in the stream, flattering, but not flattering, brilliant and smart.
Jing Heng was inexplicably stunned in his heart.
"Your Majesty, I've seen blood." Not far away, the guards reported.
Shi Yu stepped forward unhurriedly, "Forty rods? ”
"Back to the emperor, yes." The guards answered.
"Brother Huang is satisfied?" Nie Zhaoyi climbed up from the torture bench with difficulty, his face turned pale and cold sweat flowed, and his originally handsome face looked extremely embarrassed at the moment.
"You don't have to feel wronged, you sent an assassin to ask for my life, and I only returned your forty rods, which is polite enough."
Nie Zhao said hatefully: "So you can use your father's spiritual position to set up a game?" ”
Shi Yu hooked his lips, "Don't play any moral condemnation here, keep saying that your ancestors are all ancestors, your father's spiritual position is gone, and you haven't found out." ”
Nie Zhaoyi choked, "You ......"
"And!"
Shi Yu interrupted Nie Zhaoyi, restrained his smile, and lowered his voice and said quietly.
"I'm still thinking about the love of blood, what about you? You only think of me as a waste puppet, thinking about killing me quickly, have you ever considered my situation, have you ever taken into account ...... I'm your royal brother? ”
Although the voice is low, it is full of questioning word by word.
Nie Zhaoyi's eyes sank, and the person in front of him stood with his backlight, his expression was no longer the shamelessness of the angry person just now, and the bottom of his eyes was also clear and clear that he had never seen before.
For a moment, he subconsciously wanted to avoid this gaze, but it was only for a moment, and he regained his firmness.
If you want to blame, you can only blame Jing Heng for choosing Nie Shiyu to be this marionette!
Without replying, Nie Zhaoyi gritted his teeth and turned around to leave.
It didn't take long for Jing Heng to walk to Shi Yu's side, "What did the emperor whisper to the fifth prince just now?" ”
"What's this? Didn't say anything either. ”
Shi Yu looked at Nie Zhaoyi, who was struggling to walk in front of him, smiled, and deliberately spoke loudly.
"I just reminded the fifth brother, remember to find a doctor to take a look at the ass when I go back."
Nie Zhaoyi's feet slipped, "......"
He must kill Nie Shiyu!