Chapter 25: The Harem Gossip Group is formed
Outside the temple.
Although Nie Zhaoyi has studied martial arts for many years, whether it is speed or the sharpness of his moves, he is obviously inferior.
After a dozen moves, it has been completely suppressed.
Seeing a punch coming, Nie Zhaoyi stretched out his hand to block it, and was immediately beaten back again and again.
Gritting his teeth to stabilize his figure, Nie Zhaoyi's heart was full of surprise, when did Nie Shiyu hide such a master by his side!
And before he could think about it, Zhang San attacked again and shot straight at the front door.
"Don't slap your face!" Shi Yu suddenly spoke.
Zhang San abruptly withdrew his hand and slapped Nie Zhaoyi's shoulder.
Nie Zhaoyi took a few steps back after being beaten, and looked at Shi Yu angrily, "Nie Shiyu, don't think that if you say that, I won't bother with you!" ”
Shi Yu glanced at him and continued to say to Zhang San: "Kick his ass, his ass is injured!" ”
Nie Zhaoyi: "? ”
In a stunned moment, Zhang San had already approached the front, dodged flexibly, went around behind him, and then flew up with a kick and kicked Nie Zhaoyi's ass firmly.
Nie Zhaoyi was kicked and almost fell directly to the ground, but fortunately, when he fell, he supported the ground with one hand and took off, so as to avoid close contact with the ground.
"Nie Shiyu, you deceive people too much!"
Feeling the hot pain in his buttocks, Nie Zhaoyi was simply mad.
Shi Yu motioned for Zhang San to stop temporarily, looked at the angry Nie Zhaoyi and said with a smile: "Brother teaches younger brother a lesson, it's not too much to kick his ass." After all, it's easy to be stupid when you slap your head, and as for slapping your face, ......"
Shi Yu shook his head and sighed, "I'm afraid that I will make you ugly, and I won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, so won't it be in the hands of our old Nie family." ”
"You ......" Nie Zhaoyi's heart was surging with anger, he would rather be hurt in the face than being kicked in the ass.
Looking at Nie Zhaoyi's appearance, Shi Yu comforted him clearly: "Don't worry, as long as you bring me more gifts next time, I promise not to tell your future lady about being kicked in the future." ”
Listening to Shi Yu, he also deliberately put the word "kicking his ass" on it, which was extra aggravated.
Nie Zhaoyi felt that he might vomit a few taels of blood in anger the next moment.
Angry, he raised his hand and hit Shi Yu.
"Zhang San!"
Shi Yu called, and Zhang San intercepted Nie Zhaoyi and grabbed his wrist when he was still three steps away from Shi Yu.
"Hurry up, why do you want to kill the king if you don't agree, tsk, the young man is really angry." Shi Yu's tone was emotional.
Nie Zhaoyi tried his best to get rid of Zhang San, but found that even the internal force was suppressed and he couldn't break free at all.
"Nie Shiyu, where did you get such a person!"
"I picked it up on the road, what, envy?"
"Picked up?" Nie Zhaoyi glanced at Zhang San's handsome face, his mind changed, and he said sarcastically, "What you picked up, it won't be a male pet raised like your immoral queen mother!" ”
Shi Yu was stunned, male pet?
Looking at Shi Yu's frozen expression, Nie Zhaoyi's heart finally eased a little.
No matter how thick Nie Shiyu's face is, if this matter is exposed in public, he will inevitably be ashamed!
"What, I said yes?" Nie Zhaoyi continued to sarcastically, "Or rather, this person was selected from the pile of male pets of your mother." ”
Shi Yu was stunned again, still that pile?
Obediently, what kind of earth-shattering news this is! No one told her why.
Seeing Shi Yu standing there stunned, as if he was really stimulated by Nie Zhaoyi, Zhang San frowned, "Do you want to kill?" ”
"Kill? Of course not to kill! Shi Yu hurriedly spoke, looking at Nie Zhaoyi with a pair of bright eyes, "Tell me more specifically, what's going on with the male pet?" ”
The smile on Nie Zhaoyi's face froze, and he looked at Nie Shiyu like a ghost.
He's ...... Excited?
"Don't worry, as long as you share this big gossip with me, I promise not to tell you about being kicked in the ass."
Nie Zhaoyi was messy, "You really don't feel embarrassed?" ”
"Why be embarrassed?"
"Your mother raises a male pet!" As if worried that Nie Shiyu didn't react, Nie Zhaoyi emphasized again.
"That shows that the Queen Mother has the ability!"
After speaking, feeling the three gazes of Qi Shushu on his face, Shi Yu coughed and pretended to be serious.
"What I mean is that how can the queen mother do such a big thing as raising a male pet, and raise a bunch of them, you must be talking nonsense. If you don't explain it carefully, I will punish you for slandering the Queen Mother. ”
Nie Zhaoyi: "......" When Nie Shiyu said this, could he not laugh so happily, the corners of his mouth were going to rise to the sky!
Regarding the matter of Empress Dowager Lin's raising of male pets, although there are some rumors in the harem, in the eyes of others, they are mostly chasing after the wind and shadows, and they dare not talk too much.
However, Nie Zhaoyi once sent someone to carefully investigate the Empress Dowager Lin and investigate the matter clearly. This kind of humiliating thing, since Shi Yu wanted to hear it, he naturally didn't mind saying more.
Empress Dowager Lin started raising male pets a year ago, and at the beginning, she just picked out some handsome little eunuchs to put by her side.
Later, seeing that no one interfered, it became more and more intense, and the Lin family selected beautiful men from outside, pretended to be a little eunuch and sent them to Ci'an Hall.
"On the surface, he is a eunuch, but in fact he is a complete male pet, and there are not a few such eunuchs in Ci'an Hall now. If the royal brother doesn't believe it, you can check it yourself. ”
"Faith, faith!" Shi Yu nodded hurriedly, "You go on, how was this incident discovered in the first place, could it be that someone bumped into it, or did someone from Ci'an Hall leak the secret?" Tell me about it! ”
"Are you supposed to be telling a story?" Nie Zhaoyi spoke angrily.
Nie Shiyu is really not ashamed at all?
However, looking at Nie Shiyu's appearance, Nie Zhaoyi even began to wonder, could it really be that he was making too much of a fuss?
"Why, could it be that you didn't find out, these are all your speculations?"
"Use less agitation!"
"Heh, that's what you didn't find." Shi Yu looked at Nie Zhaoyi with disgust.
"You ......" Nie Zhaoyi took a deep breath and continued to speak, "...... before"
"Wait!" Shi Yu interrupted him.
"What's the matter, the royal brother finally doesn't want to hear it?"
"It's not." Shi Yu shook his head, "I just feel that something seems to be missing." ”
Xiao Xiazi looked at his emperor, and this moment had a flash of inspiration.
turned around and walked back to the dormitory, and then brought Shi Yu a plate of melon seeds.
"Xiao Xiazi, you are really my confidant!"
Xiao Xiazi: "...... okay, it can be regarded as the emperor praising him, although this kind of confidant sounds weird.
Shi Yu grabbed a handful of melon seeds, thought about it, and grabbed them respectively to Zhang San and Nie Zhaoyi.
"Okay now, go on, what happened before?"
Nie Zhaoyi looked at the melon seeds in his hand, and then looked at Nie Shiyu in front of him.
Suddenly I was in a trance, how did I become such a relationship with Nie Shiyu that I could get together and talk about gossip?
And......
"Why are we squatting here talking?" Nie Zhaoyi was very puzzled.
An emperor, a prince, with a eunuch and a thug, squatted at the gate of the palace to talk about the queen mother's male pet, this picture, he really didn't know why he got involved.
"Because I'm tired of standing." Shi Yu spoke as a matter of course.
"Then why don't you sit down?"
Shi Yu glanced at Nie Zhaoyi considerately, "I don't care, but are you sure your ass is still sitting?" ”
Nie Zhaoyi: "......" he shouldn't talk too much!