The weather is sunny and the cherry blossoms are flying, and in such a pleasant weather, everything is lazy.

Descending Gu Ling lay on the rooftop fence, turned on the mobile phone recording function, aimed at the big octopus on the string, zoomed in on the lens, clicked on the video, and started the commentary of the first Twitter video, "When we eat barbecue, how does the boss skewer it?" Thin materials are worn vertically, such as those crab sticks, and it's very strange to skewer horizontally, right, look at that man's ......."

As the camera shifts and zooms in, a man as thin as a bamboo pole in the picture is pierced from the chrysanthemum to the throat, and he is not dead, his eyes are turned out, and he doesn't know what it feels like.

The thumb and forefinger of Gu Ling are spread out, indicating a width, "A little wide of materials will be skewered horizontally, such as roasted fat sausages......"

As soon as the camera turned, several fat women were seen being pierced from one side of their abdomen to the other, and the shaking of the fat on their abdomen could be clearly seen as the tentacles shook.

"Some of the ingredients that are particularly neat and beautiful on the strings are just a string, such as roasted leeks ......"

A row of beautiful girls in cheerleading uniforms are tap-dancing to the rhythm of the tentacles shaking, and that row of slim and healthy thighs does look like leek leaves.

"Oh yes, roasted leeks I like spicy ......"

The shore leaned closer and looked at the video he recorded, looked at it, looked at it again, thought about it, and agreed, "Yes! ”

"Speaking of the shore, can you not go to save people?" It was rare for him to have a sympathetic attack, and he wanted to see the shore rush up like the male protagonist of a juvenile manga, come to a hero to save the beauty, and then spend his life in love with the belly girls. It's a pleasure to think about.

I don't know what he felt, a vicious chill flowed from the top of his head to the tail of his spine on the shore, he took a sip of wine to suppress the chill, "Don't worry, that's the Righteous Demon, it has completed its punishment goal, and it won't increase the number of victims, it's better to practice the miscellaneous fish who are taking the Demon Hunter Exam." ”

As soon as the shore said this, Gu Zero noticed that the tentacles of the big octopus were overcrowded, and it was squirming there, as if a big white belly was belly dancing, and the tenors and sopranos formed waves up and down.

There are constantly people coming from outside the school, and some of them go up with a big knife and become a member of the skewers. There are also those who set up a sniper rifle in the distance, but it didn't take long for Chrysanthemum and her throat to be connected by a tentacle and join the String Alliance.

"Ah~~~ It's really miserable!"

While sending out Xi Shi's heart-wrenching and mournful emotion, he took pictures of those rare pictures.

In order to prevent Twitter from being blocked, he also deliberately replaced the human head on the screen with a watermelon, and added a special effect of sprinkling flowers next to it to show that this was a joke spoof.

After sending out videos and pictures, his Twitter followers have been growing.

Looking at the demon hunter reserve team who jumped up and down there on the shore and didn't have much effect, he took a sip, his expression was like tasting the leisurely life in the breeze and clouds before the flowers and the moon, and said slowly, "A group of miscellaneous fish, it's better to be dead." ”

"Huh~~~ On the shore, what you said is not official and correct at all."

"The official who went to Nima, if he accidentally added the miscellaneous fish to the demon hunter team, it would only be a delay."

"Oh! That's right, too! ”

It's like a level 99 demon hunter who fights a level 100 demon monster with a level 1 novice, who originally had a chance to win or escape smoothly, but was dragged back by the pen and both died. It's better to let the trash fish die first, and the one who can survive is to pan for gold in the waves.

It is worthy of being the strongest demon hunter of the Ministry of Public Security, Shoreside, with great energy!

"On the shore, you are the strongest demon hunter in the Ministry of Public Security~~~" Gu Ling let out a long strange tone, and the whole person lay on the railing, looking like a salted fish out of water, "I really want an exclusive title!" ”

"First of all, the strongest demon hunter is not me. Second, what kind of exclusive title do you want? ”

Compared to the previous atmosphere, the relationship between the shore and the Descending Ancient Zero suddenly eased. Maybe it's because the shore purely regards the ancient zero as a demon who doesn't understand the world, in short, it's a blank slate. Machima put this blank piece of paper next to him, and he can't blame him for taking advantage of this opportunity to train this blank piece of paper to be his own dog.

The number of fans on Twitter has reached 4 figures, and it is constantly increasing.

"I decided! I'm going to be a fashionista in the demon hunter world and push fashion news about demons every day! ”

After two sips of wine and two more sips of wine on the shore, I felt that the weight on my hands was too light, only to realize that I had drunk too much wine today. He felt that his brain was clear, his will was clear, the sun was so bright, the world was very friendly to him, and he heard his voice float out of the mouth of the person who did not call the shore, "The demon comes from the fear of man, and the more fear man has, the stronger the demon becomes......"

"I know!"

Descending to the Ancient Zero picked out a few interesting replies from the countless comments, "Do you think humans are afraid of entertainment?" On the shore, when the devil became the entertainment of the whole people! ”

His hands were held high and he was holding his phone in one hand, as if he could hold the whole world from there, "Let humanity carnival for fun!" The devil is nothing more than that. ”

The shore stopped talking, and he saw the big octopus, the demon of justice, suddenly five times larger.

……

"How, what to do......"

Gao Zhi didn't know how long he had been standing, and when he heard the murmur in his mouth, his hand shook, and he slapped himself a few times.

"Sober up! Sober up! ”

The whole face was fanned and swollen, and the hot stinging pain made Gao Zhi's nerves return to normal, only to find that his crotch was a little cold, and when he looked down, the floor between his legs was splashed with yellow liquid.

Suddenly, he remembered the puddles of yellow liquid in the club room, the liquid that had been splashed when he first hugged his sister's son, and he remembered seeing a yellow dog on the street one day raise one leg in front of a telephone pole, and then a stream of clear and bright liquid splashed out......

He felt like a dog.

"Why don't you kill me?!!"

Gao Zhidacai let out a grief and angry roar, and it was unclear whether he was ashamed of his guilt for his students, or ashamed of being scared to pee, or both.

"Teacher...... Teacher ......"

A delicate and tender voice sounded in Gao Zhi's ears, he looked in the direction of the sound, a white tentacle as small as a thin branch and leaf swayed in his ear, Gao Zhi Dacai subconsciously grabbed it, and suddenly remembered that this voice was a little familiar.