Chapter 127: How to Marry You as a Monk
Something wasn't quite right with the drunk kid tonight.
Bai Lu looked at the back of the person who left in a hurry at the door, touched his forehead, how did he feel a little weird.
But the last time he was drunk, it seemed to be the same.
In order to avoid a recurrence of the disaster, Bai Lu did not pull away the neatly folded quilts on the bed, but piled them all on the inside of the bed, at the foot of the bed, and the two quilts were stacked together.
The mosquito nets were hung high on both sides, the sheets were rolled up to the end of the bed, and the pillows were placed on the quilt at the end of the bed.
There is only one bamboo mat left in the whole bed.
Even if he vomited wine, he could only spit on the bamboo mat, and would not get on anything else on the bed.
After tidying up the bed, Bai Lu got out of bed and went to the table in front of the window, opened the drawer, and took out the account book.
And in the drawer, after settling the eight sales of sugar-fried chestnuts last night, all the money made before and after.
Thirty thousand one hundred and eighty-six pieces.
30,000 yuan was returned to Xiao Cheng, 186 yuan...... You can go to the city and rent a house to live.
Although Xiao Cheng said that she didn't have to pay the rent, water and electricity bills, she could pay the rent for cooking, and the money for buying vegetables could be reimbursed in 30,000 yuan, but Bai Lu didn't plan to do this.
During these days, she hasn't bought vegetables a few times, hasn't cooked a few times, and it is often Xiao Cheng who buys vegetables to cook, and he always has a reasonable and valid reason.
It's not easy for everyone to make money, and she doesn't eat or drink these days, so she can't pretend to be stupid and reimburse the money for buying vegetables.
It should be paid back 30,000 yuan to Xiao Cheng.
Bai Lu waited for a while, but Xiao Cheng hadn't come back yet, so he could only put the money back in the drawer and get up and go out.
Haven't the tables been cleaned up yet?
After putting it away, the whole courtyard was empty, and the dishes, chopsticks, and dishes on the large round table and the small square table were gone.
The empty wine bottles scattered on the floor also reached the trash can.
There was a crisp little sound of dishes and chopsticks colliding in the kitchen.
Bai Lu thought that Xiao Cheng was washing dishes, and when she got closer, she saw that Xiao Wei was rolling up his sleeves and preparing to wash the dishes.
"Where's your brother?"
Xiao Wei heard a familiar voice, and replied without looking back: "I went out, he said he would come back soon."
Bai Lu recalled that Xiao Cheng's state just now, after drinking the honey water, he had relieved a little bit of alcohol, and he still had the strength to hug her, so he shouldn't fall into the ditch.
didn't ask any more questions, rolled up his sleeves and walked inside: "I'll wash it, you squeeze some dish soap and wash your hands, go back to sleep quickly, I have to go to school tomorrow."
The sink next to the cupboard was full of dishes, and the water had been placed, and Bai Lu rolled up her sleeves and walked over.
Pick up the little one standing on the small bench, take over, bypass the small bench, and start washing the dishes.
Xiao Wei was stunned and didn't drink, but when he was hugged down, he felt a dizzy and inexplicable little excitement.
After the death of my parents, except for the last Qingming Festival, I was caught by my eldest brother once on the car.
No one had ever hugged him, even if it was just a small hug.
Only Bai Lu, whether it was touching his head or carrying him off the small bench, was very natural and gentle.
Very kind...... Unconsciously looking forward to the next time.
Bai Lu washed the chopsticks, put them in the bamboo sieve and dripped water, and found that the little guy next to her leg was still standing stupidly, looking at her blankly, his innocent and bright big eyes were motionless.
It's a bit like Xiao Cheng's strange and complicated look before kissing the back of her hand tonight.
"Are you secretly drinking, drunk?" Bai Lu bent down to meet the little guy's big innocent eyes.
The little guy immediately shook his head: "I didn't drink."
After saying that, he removed the small bench next to her lap and put it back in its place, and finally took a deep look at her and went out.
Bai Lu was confused: "You haven't squeezed the dish soap yet!"
"There's outside."
It seems that there is indeed a bottle of dish soap by the well.
Bai Lu didn't think much about it, turned back and continued to wash the dishes.
Fortunately, the cake appeared in Xiao Cheng's house for the first time, and everyone's perception of it is to eat and make wishes, not like in later generations.
It is not a hassle to wash the dishes and chopsticks.
Pour some dish soap down to remove the grease stains, take a rag and clean it quickly, drip dry water and put it back in the cupboard.
The door opened in the front yard.
As soon as Bai Lu walked out of the kitchen, she was dragged back to the room by a man who was carrying a bag and hurriedly returning.
The force of the hand was so strong that he was obviously very dissatisfied with her disobedient behavior of sneaking out of bed and not waiting for him to come back.
When she returned to the room, she closed the door with her backhand and pressed her directly on the chair on the table in front of the window.
Without saying a word, he stuffed the bag into her arms.
"It's ...... What is it? Bai Lu opened the bag, and there was a small rectangular yellow sponge inside, and another, black thing with wires, which she didn't recognize.
"Hair clippers."
Xiao Cheng took a chair casually, sat opposite Bai Lu, and took out the clippers and put them in her hand.
Motionless looked at her.
The eyes that used to be as calm as water are no longer quiet, and the urgency is obvious, but they just don't speak first.
Waiting for her to ask.
Apparently still drunk.
Bai Lu smiled helplessly, and could only ask the child first: "What is the electric clipper for?"
He immediately replied, "Shave your hair."
"Hmm...... Shave your hair...... Well? Shave your hair! ”
Bai Lu's calmness after knowing the answer turned terrified, and she looked straight at her and sat upright on the chair, looking at her motionlessly, as if waiting for her...... Hands-on boss.
Swallowing hard, he whispered, "You want me to shave your hair?"
The big guy nodded.
Bai Lu's horror doubled instantly: "Shaved head?"
The big guy continued to nod.
"Click" the electric push clip cut off.
The big guy picked it up, put it back in the hand of the stunned girl in front of him, and said seriously: "You shave me."
One sentence directly broke Bai Lu's hallucinatory cognition, this is true, not an illusion, Xiao Cheng asked her to help him shave his head, not cut his hair, not wash his hair!
Instead, shave all your hair!
Does Xiao Cheng want to become a monk?
Then you should also go to the temple to find the abbot to shave.
Instead, look for her, a hand remnant who has never cut anyone's hair or shaved her head!
"I won't." Bai Lu shook her head sincerely.
"You will."
Xiao Cheng looked at her stubbornly: "If you shave, you will."
Bai Lu continued to shake his head: "I really won't, I haven't cut anyone's hair since I was a child, nor have I shaved anyone's head, I will shave your head, it's not good-looking."
"It doesn't have to be pretty." The big guy doesn't care about appearance.
Although his appearance is very resistant to beating and shaving, Bai Lu still doesn't dare to start: "Why do you want to shave your head?"
"There's no why." There is no reason for a three-year-old child.
Is it meant to start from scratch?
Bai Lu's mind turned, and he asked in a more friendly way, "Do you want to become a monk?"
Xiao Cheng: "......"
"Inappropriate!"
"How can I marry you as a monk!"
"Ahem! cough cough cough ......" Bai Lu choked on her own saliva, coughed violently, and a wide palm reached over and patted her back, patting her for a long time before she regained her composure.
"That...... This ......" Bai Lu brushed away her messed up thoughts, and softly persuaded the child: "Actually, there is a barber shop on the street, huh...... The price is not very expensive either. ”
(End of chapter)