Chapter 14: Would you like to have a daily change of 10,000 today?
The golden egg yolk ripples in the sky, and the egg yolk goddess exudes colorful charm, urging people who get off work to hurry home for dinner, and overtime is like a floating cloud on the horizon that is not worth mentioning.
"Ahh Yes! Ahhh Ahh ”X5
The octopus tentacles let out an imaginative scream, it? Or she bounced on the heated and reddened barbecue net, and finally couldn't escape the fate of being roasted on the net, dying and screaming a few times, and finally went.
Descending to the ancients, he gave five portions of the roasted octopus tentacles to everyone.
"Now, this is for Hime-Himeno -" "I'm Himeno, show me some respect!" ”
"This is for the dragon who died early." "Dragons, dragons?"
"This is for the whipping queen." "My name is Hana Suzuki, master."
——? It seems to have been mixed with some strange name.,Ah don't care.。 The most important thing is to divide the octopus. Don't miss out on the food.
"This is for older men who like lesbians." "Looks like you know a lot of things." The shore looked coldly at the small octopus tentacle on his plate.
"This is for me as the hero of the manga - the super popular prince!"
Gu Zero took a bite of the octopus tentacle and shouted that it was so fragrant! You don't even need to brush the chili peppers, and the fragrant and elastic touch is like taking a bite of the octopus directly from the seawater, and it is extremely fresh.
Putting down the empty beer glass, Himeno tore open the disposable chopsticks, picked up the tentacles and sniffed suspiciously, frowning and not knowing what he was thinking, but it happened that his stomach was bulging, and he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, closed his eyes fiercely, and directly stuffed the chopsticks into his mouth and swallowed it!
Long Tao crossed his arms, looked at the octopus tentacles in front of the plate unhappily and said, "Newcomer, I want to teach you to learn to respect the etiquette of your predecessors, you should call me like this: Ri Geng senior!" And Himeno-senpai can't be omitted! ”
"Senior?"
"My full name is 10,000 per day, according to social etiquette, you should call me a senior per day."
"Well, when will the dream of 10,000 more per day be realized?"
"Speaking of the seniors, don't call me by my full name, you're very interested in my dream-" The day was 10,000 coughed twice, and said solemnly: "My dream is to buy a super big house!" ”
"Wow! What a great dream! Descending Gu Zero clapped his hands and cheered, and then he changed his face, revealing an extremely cold expression: "You can achieve the goal of 10,000 per day first." It turns out that this is not a comic but a fanfiction.,Dead author.,Stinky author.,Hurry up and code words.,Praise me as the first villain male protagonist at the starting point.。 ”
"What are you talking about! I'm working towards my goal right now! I'm working as a demon hunter, not for a high salary, why should I be a demon hunter?! And - I said it! Don't call me by my full name, call me Rigen Senpai, or call me Senpai! And who do you call the author? I'm not an author. What a bird this author is. ”
"Although you are not the author, you must be the embodiment of the author in this novel, the author is finally unwilling to be lonely, to participate in this game, but the identity you arranged for yourself is actually Himeno's partner, it seems that you want to leave early. Waiter, five more beers, and a menu to bring up! I don't want to talk to this sand sculptor who is so empty and lonely that he needs to participate in his work. Let him hurry to his death! ”
Rigen 10,000 looks like he is going to fight with the ancient zero, but he was stuffed with the tentacles of a chopstick by Himeno, and the amazing touch exploded on the tip of his tongue, he didn't expect the demon's meat to be so delicious.
Himeno hugged the back of 10,000 a day, and spit out words with the smell of alcohol, "10,000, if you just want to be an ordinary person, just do ordinary things, and if you are a demon hunter, you will die." ”
"But the Demon Hunter is quick to get money!"
"Made." Himeno scolded and stopped persuading, and he didn't know who she was scolding.
The store manager brought the beer, picked up the beer and took a selfie, and was about to post a tweet, but saw that it said, "Your account has been banned." ”
"Wow! What the hell! ”
Descending Gu Zero is gone, and his fan base has exceeded 7 figures, but he was blocked.
As soon as Himeno finished ordering the food, he saw that the ancient zero collapsed like a woman who had just gotten married and found that her husband had raised an outer room outside, full of resentment. After she figured out what was going on, she popularized science for the ancient zero:
"Hey! Little Zero, you newcomer doesn't know, it doesn't allow demon hunters to spread information about demons, because the power of demons is directly proportional to the fear of humans about them, so it is forbidden to discuss any content about demons, let alone upload videos. You have to think about the aftermath. She swallowed up a word, she wanted to say that you really uploaded a video, you are a bad pen.
"It's gone viral on the Internet." Holding his mobile phone on the shore and saying a word, he is now like an old grandfather on the subway who is swiping Douyin on his back, and his eyes are narrowed into a slit.
"Huh?! On Twitter? Himeno was taken aback and couldn't wait to lie on his stomach and look at his phone.
"At Station B." The shore replied.
"Where is Station B?" Himeno X descends to the ancient zero double probe to look at the mobile phone screen on the shore.
I saw a white-haired suit wearing a black high hat walking the catwalk in front of the giant octopus tentacles on the screen, followed by a fancy popping watermelon......
Suddenly, the screen went black, and a white prompt popped up, "Honey, the video you watched has been taken off the shelves, please move on to other content." ”
There were a few more slides on the shore, and more than a hundred similar videos were on their way to being blocked, and they were running all the way to death in the forced cancellation of their accounts.
"Actually stealing videos! It's disgusting! Gu Ling bit his chopsticks, looking extremely sad and angry.
"Oops, it's okay, it's going to be blocked anyway, anyway, don't talk about demons on the Internet in the future. Come on, come on, eat and eat when the dishes come up, don't think about such unhappy things. Himeno played haha, helped the shopkeeper put a few dishes on the table, when she was a demon hunter at the beginning, she also took a photo with the demon's corpse after winning the first battle, and she posted a daily update, and also received a warning.
He chewed on the freshly baked fried chicken, the skin was crispy, and the inside was soft and tender, and he felt a little better. Food nourishes life.
"But my Twitter was blocked!" Descending Gu Zero shouted.
"Shut up! Then sign up for a new one. Himeno impatiently shoved the whole plate of fried chicken nuggets in front of him.
The fried chicken nuggets with golden skin directly occupied his sight, and the aroma was tangy, and Gu Ling stared at it and couldn't help but grab a piece.
Although it is said to be a barbecue restaurant, there are still fried skewers and meals, and everyone thinks that barbecue is very troublesome, so they order a lot of fried skewers and rice.
"Okay......" Drop Gu Ling bit the fried chicken, and re-registered a Twitter with an unwilling face, the original Twitter name was very handsome, but he didn't think of a repeat, his fingers jumped rapidly on the keyboard, and after 3 seconds, "Changshan Xiaoxia", who would become the king of Twitter traffic in the future, was officially born.