Chapter 22 Xiaoxiaohong has come to sell insurance
Under a bus stop sign, four good-looking handsome guys and beautiful girls stood like stars on a billboard.
The slightly curly red hair brought up by the breeze seemed to float to the sky, and Zero couldn't help but reach out and grab it, and the red pepper took a step back, allowing the innocent hair to escape his surprise attack.
"I'd love to ask, why are we waiting here?" Gao Zhi felt like a stiff stone, uncomfortable.
"Because according to the traffic routes of people going to school or work, the highest proportion of people get on the bus here." Descending Gu Zero couldn't catch his hair, so he squatted on the ground and counted the ants.
There was a little bread crumb on the concrete road, and the cute ants, with their short black legs, all worked together to transport the crumbs home.
Gu Ling thinks that ants are much cuter than humans.
"Why do you know that this is where the most people get on the bus?" Gao Zhi Dacai still asked.
"Use the Gaode map to zoom in and draw the map, and you will know if you calculate it."
"What's that? I didn't see you draw just now. ”
"Math has mental arithmetic, and there is no mental drawing when drawing?"
Gao Zhi Dacai closed his mouth, although he didn't mean this, he felt that his IQ had been lowered by one level.
What normal person would write down everyone's home address, school address and work address on the data, and then look at the map of Gaode and draw it?
You think you're a genius?
The red pepper on the side breathed a sigh of relief invisibly, but fortunately, Gao Zhi Dacai asked the question she wanted to ask, otherwise she was the one who felt shameless now.
After hesitating, she still asked, "There are so many buses, how do you know which one is the bus demon?" ”
A delicate and crunchy voice rang out, "Teach me, I can sniff out which one is a demon." ”
Red Hot Chili Peppers suddenly felt that the question she was asking was also mentally retarded.
As for why Emma, the free demon, is so obedient now, mainly because it was smashed yesterday by the book of the physics series that Descended to the Ancient Zero.
Books such as "Basic High Mathematics", "Principles of Automatic Control", "Theoretical Mechanics", "Statics", "Gas Dynamics", "Fluid Mechanics", "Engineering Thermodynamics", "Engineering Fluid Mechanics", "Mechanical Design" and so on were thrown over and pressed into a thin sheet of black paper.
Then the Great Demon King Descending Ancient Zero sat cross-legged on the bed and said that Emma would study hard in the future, be admitted to the physics department of Harvard University, and come out after a doctorate, and then he could be turned into a plane, and if he was not at worst, he could also become a helicopter.
Emma trembled and conjured a black finger, pointed at him under the book and said I can't even read words, even words, you still want me to take the test? Going to college?
Descending to the ancient zero, he spat out a puff of smoke and said that it was a terrible thing to have no culture. I'll give you a kindergarten, and you can go to school as a child and start learning from literacy.
Emma:......
It felt like its face as a demon was being pressed to the ground and rubbed.
Emma held back for a long time before she said, "No, I'll just take online classes." ”
From that day on, it realized what a terrible human being the Ancient Zero was!
He actually asked a demon to go to college, or Harvard!
Emma turned into a human being, holding her mobile phone for half an hour in a children's literacy class, and couldn't help but pick up the video.
Sitting on the toilet and spitting out a puff of cigarette leisurely, it doesn't matter what kind of education I have. The important thing is that even if I have a college degree, I can ask you to be admitted to Harvard University, and if you fail the test, I will scold you for not working hard. As a demon, you have no human rights.
Emma cursed and walked away.
It remembered that Zero was a spicy chicken to the point that it couldn't be garbage anymore.
Although the Dominating Demon played with it as a pet and always treated it as a dog, he didn't tell him to go to college!
And you have to change the plane?!
Since then, Emma has been trembling in the boundless ocean of knowledge, and when it comes to the time when the ancient zero can use it, she is very well-behaved.
I'm afraid that the ancient zero will make other requests.
The warm sun casts a faint golden light, making the human beings on the earth feel the warmth of spring.
It's spring.
"So, then, do you want to buy demon insurance?" A trembling voice sounded, inexplicably a little familiar.
Gu Zero turned his head to see that it was a woman in a work uniform, holding a stack of materials and a piece of paper in one hand, trying to hand it to Gao Zhi.
"I don't need demon insurance, the company has bought it." Gao Zhi waved his hand.
The job of a demon hunter not only has a high salary, but also includes food and housing, six insurances and one housing fund, one of which is demon insurance.
There are other benefits as well.
"Ahh Yes! Ahhh What the president taught is to hit the psychological needs of customers...... Yes! It doesn't matter if you buy too much demon insurance, maybe you'll be killed by the demon today! ”
A warm spring breeze blew through Gao Zhi and the insurance salesman, bringing a few fresh young leaves.
"Eh~~ Isn't this Dongshan's little red?"
Descending Gu Ling leaned over to take a look, there were medium-length bangs on the right side, a big blue hairpin pinned to the left hair, four moles on the face, short braids, and thick dark circles under the delicate appearance.
"Ahh You, you, you...... You were the one who caused me to be fired. ”
Dongshan Xiaohong took a few steps on her hind legs, looking like she couldn't avoid the ancient zero.
Just now, she only saw that Gao Zhi was tall and thick, with thick eyebrows and a round face, giving people an honest feeling, so she dared to come forward to talk, completely ignoring that there was a white hair around.
After being scared in public in the store last time, I was directly scolded and fired by the store manager, and I didn't even have that month's part-time pay.
Dongshan Xiaohong's shadow on the white hair is so, so big, bigger than the washbasin that I saw in the morning when I saw the dark circles left by unemployment and insomnia.
Just as Gu Zero stretched out his hand to tease Dongshan Xiaohong, Emma suddenly shouted, "I smell it!" That's it! ”
Everyone looked down the road and saw a bus coming slowly.
The appearance is no different from that of an ordinary bus, and as soon as it stops in front of the bus stop, the red peppers frown.
Through the window, you can see that there are many passengers, both men and women.
"Brush!"
The bus door opened to the crowd, but no one stepped forward.
Dongshan Xiaohong looked at the faces of other people, and also noticed that it was strange, but what she saw was just an ordinary bus.
It's still the line she wants to take, just go back to the company for lunch, free of charge.
Just as Dongshan Xiaohong was about to get on the bus, she saw Gu Gu Zero raise her middle finger at the bus, and a big black axe came out, in fact, the iron that emerged formed the shape of an axe.
But because the speed of molding is too fast, in Dongshan Xiaohong's eyes, it is that the ancient zero has created a black axe out of thin air.
I saw him open his hand and grab it, and throw it!
Whoosh——!
The axe slashes straight at the bus at an unbeatable speed!