Chapter Thirty-Six: Machima Finally Bought Insurance

A cloud of black ink fell from the ceiling and landed on the ground with a "pop".

It just fell on the road between the Ancient Zero and the Red Hot Peppers, and twisted and twisted in the black mass in front of everyone's eyes, twisting itself into a humanoid black.

Really black

"What are you going to do to my employees?!" The demon stood in front of Red Chili Chili and shouted a shout, "You're ruining everyone's good fortune!" You are dragging down the development of the entire course of humanity! ”

Red peppers: ???

"You're the devil here, so the author still kneels, kneel for me! Kneel and show me! Descending Zero showed an extremely distorted smile that confused the demon and the others, "You don't have any literati dignity at all, you have a lot of talent for live broadcasting." ”

Hayakawa Qiu looked at the others, none of them chose to do it to the demon in the first place, and this demon, why should he protect humans?

Himeno saw his doubts, "Aki, you're on your first day at work so you don't know, most demons feed on humans, but some demons don't have such simple thoughts and can communicate. Resolving demonic incidents through communication is the first choice of demon hunters. ”

Hayakawa Aki frowned fiercely, he definitely didn't believe such nonsense.

His family was destroyed by the demon of the gun in front of his eyes, completely crushed, and there was not even a bit of scum left, so that he could not even hold an urn.

What kind of communication, the devil is an incomprehensible, inexplicable, and sudden existence that takes human life.

"Since you have knelt down for me, author, then I will generously forgive you once!" After saying the last crazy sentence (from the perspective of others), Descending Zero turned his attention to the demon, "You are the demon? I've forgiven you generously, go to hell. ”

Demon: "Huh? ”

A snap of the fingers.

Out of nowhere, flames surrounded the demon and burst into flames, the red flames like a poisonous snake opening its jaws and devouring the entire black man.

It said unhurriedly, "When the boss encounters a market shock, he can solve the problem by laying off employees." ”

As the words fell, the humans in the three grids were surrounded by flames that suddenly appeared, first the neck, arms, then the abdomen, and legs, and the tongue of fire licked the skin, and the fire man shouted: "Isn't it okay to work overtime desperately?" "Don't abandon us!" "We work overtime voluntarily!"

The crowd watched as these men were charred in the screams.

"It's a bit of a hassle." The demon raised its hand and saw that the flames were still burning on its body, and it said a second sentence, "When the company continues to suffer losses, it will survive by downsizing and continuing to lay off employees." ”

The people in the lattice were set on fire one by one, and they begged for mercy in agony, "Let me work overtime!" I volunteered to work overtime! Please don't fire me, boss! ”

Everyone's eyes turned to the Ancient Zero, and their eyes revealed a meaning: your pot, you solve it.

"It's useless, my flame won't be extinguished unless I burn the target to charcoal." He tilted his head and looked at the Burning Man curiously, speculating that it was an ability to deflect damage.

"There's no way to stop?" Himeno frowned and asked, although she was used to death at hand, but seeing so many people being burned to death in front of her one by one, she felt that she was still a human with a little conscience, how could she feel uncomfortable.

"Hehe, I'm an overtime demon, they are all afraid of working overtime, so I have become more powerful here, I can control all the employees here, let them work overtime to death, and I can also make them give everything to the company. I know you're demon hunters, and I've been waiting for you. ”

The demon said leisurely, not at all caring about the flames on his body.

"Wait for us? What is your purpose? Red Chili pepper asked.

"My purpose is to cooperate with humanity and make a contract so that all humans will love to work overtime."

"Sorry, did I hear something wrong?" The player points to his ear and cracks a big laugh at the corners of his mouth.

"You heard me right, I was born in this company, and although the employees were afraid of me, the company's top management loved me very much, and their meetings told me that overtime is the only way for humanity to go to the gospel of the future. I am working hard for the happiness of mankind, and in the three days I have been in charge of this company, the company's sales have increased by 300% compared to the previous days. That's the beauty of overtime! ”

"Goodbye!" The player waved his hand directly, and he stabbed Hayakawa Aki with his elbow, "Who is that, if the overtime demon signs a contract with a human, can you crucify me with your nails?" I'd rather die than work overtime. ”

Hayakawa Qiu threw up the spike and was about to stab it, but Himeno held his arms, "Autumn, calm down!" It's out of place to be angry on this occasion! ”

"Why? Overtime is the only way to make human beings happy! And you see, how efficient"

The people in the lattice are like Olympic torches burning their lives, but they still hold the phone and keep making noises to customers, although it is screaming, but they are still trying!

Until the last moment of their lives, they were trying!

This situation makes the overtime demon very proud.

"No, no, you're wrong, the only way to make humanity happy is to hug your thighs." Falling Gu Zero interrupted the self-absorption of the overtime demon, "You just said that in three days, you made the company's sales increase by 300% compared to the previous day, but I only need a phone call to outperform your efforts." ”

"Impossible."

The overtime demon looked incredulous.

Gu Zero opened his phone, clicked on Twitter, and had a voice chat with [Please call me Queen], and after a while, a "Zero?" rang out. ”

"Machima, do me a favor and I'll tell you the truth about this world."

"Huh?"

A question sounded from the other side.

"As long as you can place 300 million orders with Zhouzhu Insurance Company now, I will tell you everything you want, and I know that it is related to the final success or failure of your plan."

The other side was silent for just a few seconds, and after a sigh, "Okay." ”

……

The overtime demon froze for a few seconds, and he gave an unbelieving look.

The pitch-black eye sockets, which were so black that they couldn't even be seen by the eyeballs, were stunned to protrude with the momentum of "I can't believe it".

The data on the computer shows that a phone call that has just been reduced to Gu Zero has brought 300 million orders to the company, which completely exploded the hard work of all employees of the company for three days.

I don't know how many orders Machima has placed for herself, if she goes to kill Machima later, records the video of her death and sends it to the insurance company, you can get a huge amount of compensation.

When the time comes, ask Machima to die a few more times, and you can get a few more copies.

Well, it's a good deal.

"Look, it's useless to work overtime." is planning to use Machima's life to make money, and he doesn't forget to fight the overtime demon, "No matter how many extra shifts you make, it's not as good as a phone call from me." That's the real strength. ”

"I lost."

The overtime demon knelt down.

"You can do whatever you want with me, my faith has been shattered, and I don't want to live anymore."

As the words of the overtime demon fell, a fresh breeze suddenly came, and the originally dim atmosphere became brighter.

"It's so cold!"

A man in the lattice screamed, and he found himself not only in an area of ice, but also in an unidentified object that had been charred around him. As soon as he was frightened, his heart, which had been working overtime, could no longer stand it and stopped beating.

Clutching his chest, he slowly collapsed, his breathing stopping.