What does spring taste like?

Have you ever licked the taste of a girl's thighs in spring?

Have you tried to lick the piece of snow-white skin between the short skirt and stockings?

Denji thinks that the meaning of his coming to school is all about this, just for the girl's thighs!

There are so many girls who wear short skirts into the campus in the spring, and Denji feels like he is in a dream place, and this is simply heaven!

That's right.

Denji suddenly remembered the girl wearing a sunflower, a white shirt and a blue denim dress, what was it called...... Lesse?

I don't know how she is, if only I could go to school with her.

She mentioned that the woman who was looking for him was called Machima, and was Machima the bad woman?

Why do bad women wear wedding dresses?

Are all bad women in wedding dresses?

No matter.

……

"Electricity, don't sleep in class."

Denji, who was sleeping soundly in class, was woken up by a voice, and was poked by a hard thing in a daze.

As soon as Denji opened his eyes, he saw a handsome guy poking his face with his fingers, "Who are you?" ”

"My name is Yoshida Kanfumi, and I'm your classmate, and I'm also the one hired by Machima to protect you."

"Ji? Auspicious? "Denji thinks his name is too long to remember, and he is too handsome to hate, so he decided, he is called Jixiang!

"It's Yoshida Kanfumi, Denji, the teacher is watching you."

An old woman with glasses stared at Denji from the podium, her eyes about to burst into flames.

"Uh...... It's because I'm good-looking. "Denji fell asleep directly.

The meaning of the existence of school is to sleep and look at beautiful girls, it is impossible to study, it will never be possible to learn.

I didn't even know a word, so I went straight to junior high school and gave up studying completely.

Yoshida Kanfumi looked at Denji quietly, and then decided not to care.

He was just hired to come to the school to protect Denji's personal safety.

Yoshida Kanfumi, a junior high school student, is also a demon hunter.

The Yoshida clan is a clan that has signed a contract with the octopus demon, and all the clansmen have made a permanent contract with the octopus demon since birth.

At the end of the day, Denji didn't listen to a class, and woke up and looked at the girl leisurely on the table.

The teacher lost his temper at him, and he didn't care.

The electricity that survives under the hands of a gang debt collector is completely worthy of the teachers in the school.

However, the students around me thought it was very interesting.

There were a few people who talked to the phone during the recess, and among them were girls.

Girl!

Denji began to feel that bad women were actually not that bad, and while taking Pochita to work, she also allowed herself to live a good life.

Perhaps, she is actually a very good woman!

Denji stared at the girl's two eyes, and starlight appeared.

So while he was at work, he received a call from the teacher asking him to come to school.

"It's insulting, insulting!"

When Zero came to the school as Denji's guardian, he saw the angry teacher spitting droplets into Denji's mouth.

"Ah~~I'm so tired~~~"

Gu Zero didn't understand that he had suddenly become a paternalistic figure, why did he take care of Denji, shouldn't Denji be divided into eighteen pieces by Machima, each piece of meat should be dried, and then fed to the crying Pochita to eat?

Then the teacher complained to Jiangu Zero that Denji was used as a girl's seat in the school, and even a humanoid moving limb car, and he also collected money!

In the words of the teacher, the good school spirit that has been maintained for decades has been corrupted by Denji alone.

"Teacher, Denji has actually had problems with his brain since he was a child......"

In order to end the matter as soon as possible, Denji made up a story to the teacher, Denji has problems with his brain and heart, and in order to keep the weak Denji alive, his parents have been letting Denji stay in a sterile environment, so Denji has never seen anyone, and he doesn't know how humans in the outside world get along.

Recently, the doctor said that Denji's heart has weakened to the point that he will not live for more than three months, so he asked Denji to come to school and experience the real world.

I have to say that the story of the ancient zero story is too vivid, and the teacher is crying.

Denji and Yoshida Kanfumi quietly watched him make up stories.

The teacher said that she would definitely make Denji live a colorful life in the last three months of her life, and she would work hard to teach Denji how to behave.

The matter was solved, and Gu Zero went home with Denji.

Along the way, the electricity times followed the ancient zero, and he had a very strange feeling that he had never been with someone.

Like this, the child is disobedient at school, the teacher complains to the parents, the family comes to deal with the problem, and the experience of bringing the child home has not been called once.

Can Pochita also go to school with me if Pochita is there?

As he walked, the more he thought about it, the more he didn't understand, why did he fall to the point of being a parent for electricity?

So he decided to take revenge on the world.

"Denji, do you want to make money?"

"Yes!"

"Then I'll teach you a way to make money."

He also told him to dress up as a girl at school, wear a wig, pretend to be a girl, and then use it as a chair, and the price can be 5,888 yen for 3 minutes.

Create a service chain for high-end consumer groups and hire a few people to make the phrase "people who have not ridden electricity are poor" become the common sense knowledge of the people around them.

Let riding electric times become a trend of pretending.

In this way, you can continue to make money.

The original way of making money was just doing coolies, the lowest level.

To make money, you need to know how to get the maximum return with the smallest investment.

You can give the electricity pocket money, hire a few people in the school, ride the electricity hard, and use the money to humiliate the electricity after riding, setting off a trend of the entire school riding the electricity.

Let them learn to enjoy the pleasure of insulting people with money.

This is brainwashing, making you feel that if you don't consume, you are not a person.

If you don't ride an electric session, you won't be able to mix in school.

It's just a reason that girls don't wear makeup, and they are not qualified to go shopping outside.

Whoever believes in the pen is broken, but the number of people who believe is indeed very, very many.

"Does this skirt really do everything you say?"

"Yes."

At this time, Denji was in a women's clothing store and was trying on a miniskirt.

White lace panties, aqua blue miniskirt, white stockings, small black leather shoes, and a cropped white sailor jacket are very pure.

Denji is only about thirteen years old now, and he looks immature, with beautiful blonde hair, and his eyes are actually good-looking, with a cuteness unique to a teenager.

So when Denji put on women's clothes, he actually looked good.

"It's good-looking, and it definitely makes money. Come on, Dianji, let the people in the school don't have money to fan you, and you don't have a face. ”

"Don't worry! I'm the best at making money! ”

The waitresses in the women's clothing store were stunned and did not dare to speak on the side.

"Xiaoxiaohong, when are you going to be a demon hunter?"

Xiao Xiaohong shook her head wildly, but she was thinking in her heart, it's over, and she can't keep her job this time.

Why does she lose her job every time she meets this white-haired man?

Moreover, he actually dressed up a teenager as a girl, which is completely perverted.

Looking at himself in the mirror of the fitting shop, Denji's eyes glowed with the light of stars.

The girl in the mirror has short blond hair and looks cute.

It turns out that this is the self of the women's clothes, so cute, more beautiful than half of the girls in the class.

In the future, you can wear women's clothes every day, so that you can see beautiful girls every morning.

All right!

After visiting the women's clothing store, Zero and Denji passed by the pet store and bought a dog pen for Denji, which still has a dog leash.

Tell Denji that he can launch a service after becoming famous.

By bidding, the highest bidder has the right to put the dog ring around his neck and drag him around.

There is only one seat in the whole school.

He guaranteed that the electricity could earn the flow of oil.

Denji listened excitedly, his eyes lit up, he felt that Descending Ancient Zero was really a good person!

While shopping in the electrified time, the Drop of Ancient Zero noticed that there was a strangely shaped thing on the road that had been following them.

The shape has a curvature, like a ...... A fin!

Falling to the Ancients immediately thought that it was the Shark Demon who was following them.

[Shark Man]: Able to swim in solids, but the shark's dorsal fin on the head will be exposed.

Sure enough...... Machima didn't trust him.

Thinking about it this way, the ancient zero is relieved.