Chapter 92: You Have a Chip in Your Head?
Ling Buyun suddenly appeared, and both Crispy and Qing Xuan were startled.
"Brother, why are you here?"
Crispy turned over on the bed, with a messy curly hair, looking at Ling Bueven suspiciously.
"Don't you want to be smart and get 100 points on the door exam?" Ling raised his little eyebrows and pointed at himself, "I can help you!"
Crispy nodded excitedly, "Mmmm, is that okay?" Crispy wants to be smart! ”
In this way, you can teach Guoguo~
You can also go to your grandfather's to get candy to eat~
(*^▽^*)
"Then you wait!"
Ling Buyun felt that he had received a great recognition, turned around and strode back to the room.
A minute later, the hallway was filled with the sound of a rush of running.
Ling Bueven rushed back to the crispy room with his award certificate and test papers, "Look! ”
Crispy took the stack of 100-point test papers in a daze, and looked up and down.
Brother, what's wrong?
Could this be his own 100-point paper?
Can you use it to get 100 points?
Not......
That's awesome!!
"Brother, I'll use it now!"
Blink her big eyes, raise her little hand, and put your index and middle fingers together, and exert force at the same time, casting spells.
"Huh!"
Qingxuan: ......
Ling Buyi: ......
There was not a trace of wind and grass on the roll in his hand.
Crispy and not discouraged, puffing cheeks, milky, "Try again!" Scold! ”
Huh?
Why is it still useless?
Crispy shook her little head, she didn't feel like she had become smarter!
"It's useless!" Crispy rolled her eyes suspiciously, "Brother, your talisman paper is useless, have you been deceived?" ”
"What rune paper? It's a roll! ”
Ling Bueven patted her little head, "I'll teach you to do these questions, so that you can get a hundred points in the next exam." ”
Can you get 100 points when you do it?
"Wow, wow, wow!"
"Come on! Which do you want to do? ”
He can't wait to show off his super learning talent in front of Crispy!
Without thinking about it, Crispy replied loudly, "Language!"
“???”
Ling Bueven buttoned his fingers, looked east and west, looked up and down, but didn't look at the crisp.
He hesitated, "I didn't bring a language paper today, you can choose another ......."
Language, Ling uneven's lifelong enemy.
His slogan was that he would rather do a hundred math papers than write a single essay.
Asking him to tutor Crispy is no less than letting him go to the toilet with a bowl!
Crispy saw through Ling Buyi's thoughts, nodded his little head meaninglessly, and took out a test paper from behind him with a smile, "That math horn~"
"Okay, I'll take a look." Ling Bueven took the crispy test paper and glanced at it, and immediately frowned, "! Who gave you the exam paper? It's completely out of the program, and those doctoral students may not be able to do it! ”
This type of topic has risen to the level of professional research.
Which pervert is it that comes up with a whole set of such questions?
He's so idle!
Next Olympics!
"Second uncle~" Crispy poked his finger and pouted, "Just now Crispy was playing with Stupid in the corridor and was taken away by the second uncle, and he gave Crispy these." ”
Crispy took out a large box of test papers from under the bed.
"Second uncle."
That's normal.
What Ling Buyun is most afraid of is this second uncle, who is haunted at home, and as soon as he appears, he will arrest him to do math and do math.
If you can't do it, you have to help him tidy up the study......
Thousands of books!
He cleans it every year!
Every time everyone set off fireworks after the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, he could only silently wipe books in the study alone.
Ling Bueven looked at Crispy, and the excitement of finding a companion appeared in his eyes.
Crispy felt a cold back inexplicably, and shook the paper roll in his hand, "Brother, you can't do it, don't you?"
"Absolutely! I'm a close disciple of my second uncle! ”
Although this is only his self-styled.
○` 3′○
Shut the door flute?
Crispy frowned.
It seems to be something very powerful!
"Let's get started!"
Ling sat down on the floor and pulled a pen out of his pocket.
Crispy also sat down with a butt, stretched out his little head to look at the question on the paper, "Okay~"
Ling Bueven flipped through the rolls.
Although these topics are difficult, he can also make a rough idea, which is crispy......
Ling Buyi's gaze fell on her curious and ignorant face.
How is this taught?
Isn't teaching a three-year-old child such a difficult math problem to a cow?
"Uh...... These questions are difficult, I'll tell you the easiest first, let's learn the first question today! ”
I hope that it will take three hours for Crispy to understand this question.
"You don't need to learn this question! Brother. Crispy leaned over and looked at it, and obediently raised her little hand, "Choose A." ”
"Crispy, it's useless to know the answer, no one in the exam room will tell you the answer directly, you have to learn to do it yourself!"
Crispy must have turned the answer in advance!
"Crispy will, the first step is to determine the range of this number, and then use the Robida rule that my uncle said, and you can calculate it!"
"You, you, you... How do you know the Law of Lopida? ”
This is a knowledge point that can only be learned in high school!
Moreover, this problem is extremely easy to get dizzy with the Lopida rule, and it requires strong computing power.
Crispy raised his hand and patted Ling Buyi's head, "Brother, Crispy is not stupid. ”
The second uncle praised her for being very smart!
Ling Bueven hurriedly pushed the test paper in front of Crispy, "Then you can do this again!" ”
"Hmm...... Choose C! ”
"What about this, what about this?"
"One in five."
"What's this one?"
“B。”
"This and this!"
……
Thirty minutes passed.
Crispy actually finished all this set of rolls!
And it's 100% correct!
There are some questions that he can't even do......
Ling Bueven felt that this world was magical, he took out a test paper from his pocket with trembling hands, pointed to a question that he had studied for several days without success, and said excitedly, "Do this question, this application question!" ”
The previous multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions have a chance of being blinded, and this kind of question is the most test of strength.
"Okay~"
He took the pen with a smile, and after scanning the topic with both eyes, he started writing excitedly.
Less than a minute.
The condensed and perfect answer is on paper.
Su Su raised his little eyebrows and looked at Ling Bueven with great vigour.
"Crispy ......" Ling Bueven's pupils constricted, "You, you...... I'm ......"
"You, you, you!" Crispy followed his example, pointing at him and at herself, "I, me, me!" ”
"Do you have a chip in your head?"
Artificial intelligence to solve the problem?
"Chips? There should be wood. Crispy shook her little head, "But Crispy has soufflé, strawberry cake, lava chocolate ...... in her head."
Crispy pinched his little finger and listed it one by one.
As he spoke, the little guy swallowed his saliva and looked at him pitifully, "Brother, Crispy is hungry~ Strawberry cake, strawberry cake~ Crispy wants to eat strawberry cake~"
Ling Bueven hadn't recovered from the shock yet, and nodded blankly, "...... Good. ”
Such a child, who only has food in his head, can actually solve a math problem that he thinks about day and night without results......
(End of chapter)