Chapter 30: Spirit Guy
This spiritual guy looks about the same age as me, and he is dressed very sharply.
At this moment, he was holding the phone in one hand, and he looked very arrogant with his head up.
The leg that stepped on the steps shook and shook, and he said quite hard to the other end of the phone:
"If you're not there for me, don't think I'll come when you need to; If I have affection and you don't love, then I will regret that I will not exist when you do not exist.
Baby, you're a good person, I'm not worthy, forget about me, next. ”
After speaking, this spiritual guy hung up the phone very "chic", scratched his yellow hair with his hand, and muttered to himself:
"I am the first affectionate person in Nangang, I yearn for the forest, how can I hang myself on a tree?"
I looked at him, my face twitched, my whole person was so embarrassed that my heart was in the nest, and my toes were clenched.
This kid is too good at pretending to be 13, right?
The spirit guy also spotted me, looked up and smiled at me:
"Dude, you're the new guy?"
Hearing him say this, I thought of the burning corpse Liu mentioned a mouthful of "yellow hair" last night.
This guy can't be my colleague, right?
"Yes, my name is Li Xu. Just came here yesterday! ”
I nodded in response.
When Huang Mao heard this, he patted his thigh very exaggeratedly:
"Oh great, the curator has finally hired.
Dude, my name is Huang Xiaolong.
Yesterday's collection of corpses was hard for you.
I took it to the car shop to repair the car, and I couldn't come back.
The collection of corpses went well, right? ”
I'll go, this kid is really my colleague.
And the "partner" that Li Shasha said she couldn't come back yesterday is obviously the spiritual guy in front of her.
But how do you look at it, this guy doesn't look very reliable.
But I didn't show it, but I nodded and said:
"There was a little trouble, but overall it was okay, and the body was already in the morgue."
"That's okay, but don't worry, buddy, we'll partner up in the future.
What kind of corpse, all arranged for him clearly.
Nangang City will only leave our legendary ......"
The yellow hair is full of energy, and he can't find the edge of his speech, giving people a very frivolous feeling.
But I know that no one should be a face.
Although Huang Mao is a spiritual guy, he must have his advantages in being able to work here.
I smiled awkwardly and didn't answer......
Because the burning corpse Liu had not yet arrived, Huang Mao complained two more sentences.
Then he pointed to a motorcycle next to him, with a lot of colored paper and colored light strips:
"Dude, look at my ghost-fire white ghost, domineering, isn't it? Yesterday it was changed all afternoon.
As long as you ride on the road, the girls passing by will take a look at it when they see it, and they will be extremely windy......"
I looked at the bells and whistles, the ugly decoration that made me want to cry, and I didn't laugh:
"Domineering, domineering, domineering ......"
Then the yellow hair began to get excited, and "twitter" introduced him to this explosive ghost fire.
Huang Mao is not only a mental guy, but also a social......
A person "croaked" at me for more than ten minutes, until Liu came to work with a cigarette in his mouth.
Seeing that the burning corpse Liu was coming, Huang Mao instantly closed his mouth and became much more well-behaved.
Huang Mao and I opened our mouths and said:
"Uncle Liu!"
Burning Corpse Liu nodded:
"Let's go in and have a meeting!"
After speaking, Liu walked to the cremation hall.
Huang Mao and I followed.
In the cremation hall, in addition to the crematorium, utility room, equipment room, and morgue, there is also an office.
But the key was in the hands of Liu, so Huang Mao had been waiting outside.
The furnishings in the office are simple, with only a few desks.
Liu Yi sat on a chair with his buttocks, tilted his head and lit a cigarette:
"Whew! Got to know each other? ”
The two of us nodded, and Huang Mao echoed with a smile:
"I know you, Uncle Liu, don't worry, we will definitely shed blood for the museum in the future......"
My eyes widened, and my face was full of embarrassment.
A smile also appeared on Liu's face, and he said "um":
"Then I won't go into too much.
Xiao Li! You just came yesterday, and you and Huang Mao will be partners in the future.
Privately, you are familiar with each other.
The task of the two of you in the museum is to be responsible for collecting the corpses, and occasionally do other things, which depends on the curator's arrangement.
But if you don't understand, just ask.
Of course, our funeral home is a little different from other funeral homes.
Other funeral homes accept all dead people, but our funeral home only accepts corpses that others dare not accept, and things that others dare not do.
The profits are high, but the dangers are also high......"
Liu said for about ten minutes, arranged my work tasks, and also introduced the business composition of the Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home.
In addition to collecting corpses, Liu also said that our museum also does feng shui and disaster elimination for others.
Collecting corpses accounts for less than 20 percent of our business.
At the same time, I also learned from the mouth of the burning corpse Liu.
Huang Mao came two months earlier than me, and like me, he can only be regarded as a newcomer in the museum now.
Now I can only touch the lowest business in the museum, which is to collect corpses.
And in the future, we need to be assessed by the curator.
If you fail the assessment, you will be dismissed.
But if you stay, sign a formal contract with the museum.
Not only will the salary be doubled and after a year of work, the museum will buy a three-bedroom house in the city for new employees.
When I heard this, I was very moved, very moved.
Although our urban area is not a first-tier city, a suite in the urban area costs more than 100,000 yuan.
If I can get a job and work for a year and get a house, I will sell it again.
My mother's illness can be cured with money.
Thinking of this, my heart is a little more excited, and my eyes are more determined.
Although working here is dealing with dead people, it is inevitable that you will come into contact with dirty things.
But since I was born, I have been riddled with evils, and if it weren't for Sister Bai's protection, I wouldn't be able to live now.
In this life, I am destined to be with these things.
Here, you can not only learn skills, but also earn money.
It's hard to find such a good job with a lantern.
I had to stay and become a regular employee here......