"Oh! After talking for a long time, it turned out to be a braggart!" Piao Ranzi smiled disappreciably. "I don't know how he concurrently served as the four major generals of the east, west, north and south. ”

"If you want to talk about us, the braggart general, you have to prick up your ears, but you have to listen carefully!" said the big talker. "He is standing in Shucheng, blowing to the east, then the clouds can disperse, the clouds can see the sun, even if it is cloudy in the morning, it can be sunny for a while, do you have the ability?"

"I don't have this ability!" Piaoranzi shook his head.

"Besides, when he stands in the south and blows, he can blow the sun out, the sun is scorching in summer, and the sun is warm in winter, even if the dog on the ground sees the sun coming out, he will bark at the sky, don't you know!"

"There is an idiom, called Shu dog barking day, that is rare and strange, it is not his ability!"

"What? This is not a skill? You can hear it!" When the big talker heard it, this kid was a scholar, he couldn't frighten him, and he was a little impatient: "I, a braggart guy, go to the west of Shucheng and make a stop in the west of Shucheng, facing the sun, blowing a lot, making the red sun fall in the west, the sunset in the west, and the summer clouds in the sky, is this a skill!?"

"Well, if he wants to get talkative, he can naturally blow from morning to night, and the sun sets, it's a natural phenomenon, what does it have to do with him!" Piao Ranzi laughed softly.

"Okay, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, he didn't blow it, then, he stood in Shucheng and blew it to the north, only to see the sky full of stars, the moon thousands of miles, and he can also blow the sun behind the mountain from the north to the east to rise, these are all what we have seen with our own eyes, this kind of kung fu, will you?"

"That's it, I thought I was capable of something. Piao Ranzi smiled. "I don't, but I don't think it's a big deal!"

"Big braggart, this little brother, it seems that he is not convinced, how about you compare?"

"Such mortal ghosts, if you don't work for my old man, as soon as you try your skills, there will be a virtuous brother who will talk to him, and he will make a move!"

Then wait for the widow to come forward and fight with him. The big talker leaned forward.

"Wait a minute!" Piaoranzi laughed. "You're also a ghost, how can you call yourself a widow?"

"Big brother asked me to meet you alone, alone, not a widow, what is it?" After the big talker finished speaking, he rolled his eyes, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, it should be said that the widow is right." ”

After the big talk ghost finished speaking, he felt inappropriate, this widow was not as loud as the widow, and it was awkward to listen to.

"I see you've got a widow!" said Piaoranzi. "What a bright name!"

"You are a good boy! you dare to make fun of the lonely family!" the big talker was annoyed and ashamed, and suddenly opened his big mouth, revealing two rows of clever yellow teeth, flipped a three-inch tongue, and muttered loudly to Piaoranzi.

"You kid, today-no, tonight in the hands of your grandfather, what is the way to live, if you fall to the ground, you will be captured, I will protect you in front of the city god, so that you have a decent way to die, if not, you come and see, you are now there no way to go to heaven, there is no door to enter the ground, there is no water in the sea, there is no hole in the well, there is no rope to hang, I let you die without a good death, there is no good life, you can't survive, you can't 、、、、、、、、 death."

"Wait!" Piao Ranzi interrupted him: "According to you, I can't die, I can't live, so what else can I do?"

"Oh, is this, too many words!" The big talk ghost said for a long time, and he didn't bluff Piao Ranzi, he shouted, luck dantian qi, came to a trick, called the mouth spit lotus skill, it is his unique secret skill, tonight I met this Piao Ranzi, I had to use this exercise to fight with him.

"Ahh

When Piao Ranzi heard this, he frowned: "You read it smoothly, why are you still scolding? You are the 'girl'!"

"Don't digress!" said the gossip. "You haven't met the king of the mountain who robbed the road? When they robbed money, they all shouted like this: Ahh If you want to pass by here, leave the money to buy the road, and don't bend your teeth half, don't kill or bury it!"

"You're going to rob the road too!" said Piaoranzi.

"We don't rob the road, you have to have gold and silver treasures, leave the ghosts, if not, follow us to the Shucheng City God's Temple, confront the court, why do you have to walk in broad daylight, between the bright and the bright. ”

"I'm still going to rob you!" said Piaoranzi. "If you don't have any money, you will arrest me and ask about the case, what are you guys!"

"We're ghosts!" Seeing that this young man was unreasonable, the mouth spitting lotus skill he had just used was disrupted by him, and he hurriedly recited the incantation.

"Tai Chi is first, heaven and earth have roots, Lao Jun established Taoism, the secret decree was passed on to me, Brother Jade Emperor, you sit in the sky, the Xuannu of the Nine Heavens, quickly come to my eyes、、、、、、" The big talk ghost gestured while talking, his two hands opened his teeth and danced his claws, and his body swayed and jumped, as if dancing.

"Hey, you're going crazy? Why are you dancing? Piao Ranzi asked.

"Don't interrupt, he's asking God. The braggart said.

"What kind of dance is he going to dance?" Piao Ranzi secretly guessed, this is not like the dance of the sacrificial society, the dance of the Tang Dynasty wine order, and it is not like the dance of the world, the dance of the four seas, the dance of the Deshou Palace, the Shao dance, and it is not like the big dance of the six generations and the small dance of the six generations, the Lingxing dance or the Kong music dance.

Speaking of big words, he danced and sang to himself for a while, and then began to say to Piaoranzi, chanting words: "The soul returns, the soul returns, the soul returns! You are born to be useful, you come with me to the rooftop! Go to the rooftop, hold the cash cow in your left hand, and hold the cornucopia in your right hand." Don't believe you go to the stage to see, all kinds of jewelry shine, gold and silver jewelry, you don't love it, the stunning woman sends it, the snow is the skin and jade is the cheek, the young guy loves it? You don't love these goods, you are a big fool, then please go to the Hanlin Academy, the Hanlin Courtyard will set up a banquet, you still don't guess: it is the royal deer feast, a plate full of delicacies to eat、、、、、、"

Piaoranzi listened to the big talk and nonsense, and I didn't know why. I saw that the more he spoke, the faster he spoke, the more dizzy he listened, and his thinking also fluctuated with the words of the big talkers, one to the sky, the other to the ground, bizarre, everything.

The big talker danced while talking, spit lotus flowers in his mouth, and chanted words to Piao Ranzi, seeing that his eyes were a little straight, knowing that he was going to be tricked, he gradually approached his side, and Piao Ranzi was not guarded.

"I see in the clouds that I want to save mortals from evil. In order to save the love of mortals, tears rolled down to the south sky! There are a few and a half catties of fairy peaches、、、、、、、 "The big talker gestured with his two hands and asked, "How many catties and a half of this fairy peach?"

"How do I know!" Piaoranzi looked at his two hands and shook his head.

"Then I'll sue you!" The big talker was already standing face to face with Piao Ranzi, stretched out his hands forward, and suddenly grabbed his neck.

"What are you going to do、、、、、、" Piao Ranzi didn't wait to finish speaking, he felt that he had difficulty breathing, knowing that he was bad at talking about the ghost's plot, he was angry, and he couldn't use his hands and feet, only staring.

He received the guidance of Medicine Buddha in the treasure vase, and passed on to him the three skills of luck, gathering qi, and practicing qi, which were used by him to restore his eyesight, and he was proficient in practice.

"Big braggart, come and help, tie him up!" As soon as the big talker finished shouting, he only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and two rays of light pierced his eyes, and his eyes suddenly couldn't see anything.

"Ahh Piaoranzi flew up and kicked the big talker to the bone.

"Dark arrows hurt people, not a hero!" The braggart was about to run in front of Piao Ranzi, but he was also frightened away by the two rays of light, one hand crossed his waist, stood on his feet, and pointed at Piao Ranzi with one hand and shouted.

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