The burning corpse Liu suddenly mentioned the curator, and the yellow hair and I both opened our pupils, revealing curiosity.

Huang Mao asked even more eagerly:

"Uncle Liu, what kind of person is the curator? I've been here for two months and I haven't seen anyone else. ”

The burning corpse Liu smiled "hehe":

"The curator is very busy and is rarely in the museum.

When you can turn positive, you will be able to see it.

Alright, you all go back and rest!

By the way, remember to hand in the receipts ......"

Burning the corpse Liu obviously didn't want to say more.

I was also very knowledgeable, nodded and said:

"Okay Uncle Liu!"

Liu waved his hand, and Huang Mao and I could only turn around and exit the crematorium.

Come outside.

Huang Mao and I took the urn and went to the office hall to hand in the documents.

Li Shasha, like me on the day of the interview, was playing a game with a lollipop in her mouth.

The mouth is constantly spraying, and it is very irritable.

"Sister Zhuangsha, let's hand in the documents!"

Huang Mao smiled and handed over the slip.

As a result, Zhuang Sha didn't even look at him, and he was still scolding:

"On the road, you are a bad pen, playing a group. Put it aside, don't bother me......"

As she spoke, the lollipop in her mouth was crushed for her.

It made me and Huang Mao tremble.

Huang Mao is such a spirited young man, and he doesn't dare to touch his head when he sees the irritable Li Shasha.

Nodding his head, he put the slip on the table and waved to me, signaling me to get out quickly.

When the two of us left the office hall, Huang Mao let out a sigh of relief, with an expression as if he had been amnestied:

"Scared to death Ben less. Brother Xu, I'll tell you!

When Zhuang Sha is playing games, don't mess with her, and don't let her do things.

Also, don't say she's fat, you can only say she's strong.

The above two items are taboos in Zhuangsha.

Last month, a family member came to pick up the body, and the former provincial sanda team.

He committed both, but he was broken by Zhuangsha's punch and broke his nose bone, and he fainted directly, bleeding all over the ground. ”

I was stunned.

I've seen the irritability, and the ability to spray people is a must.

One person sprays nine people, and does not fall into the wind.

I didn't expect to beat people so badly.

And it's no wonder that when we met for the first time, Li Shasha revealed her nickname and asked me to call her Zhuangsha.

It turned out that she didn't like others to say that she was "fat".

Because Huang Mao and I didn't eat, we went to the cafeteria together, and by the way, we received the cow's tears.

When I arrived at the cafeteria, I found the dumb mother-in-law sitting in the hall watching TV.

After the two of us went in, Huang Mao greeted him with a smile:

"Dumb mother-in-law, there is still leftovers, Li Xu and I just came back from collecting the corpse and want to eat something."

The mute woman looked at us and smiled kindly.

Her eyes were still so clear and bright, and they seemed incompatible with her old body and face.

"Uh-uh-uh......"

The mute woman gestured a few times and pointed to the eggs on the side of the bar.

Motioned to give me two scrambled egg rice to eat.

"Yes mother-in-law, we are not picky eaters."

I replied.

The mute mother-in-law gave us a thumbs up and went to give us fried rice.

When the rice was cooked, I just felt that the rice was terrible.

Just a few meat granules are added, but it's not very tasty.

When the dumb mother-in-law saw that we were eating deliciously, she was also smiling.

When I was full, I said to the dumb mother-in-law again:

"Thank you, mother-in-law.

Mother-in-law, we're going out to run errands at night.

Uncle Liu asked us to get a bottle of cow tears from you. ”

The mute woman nodded and motioned for us to wait.

Then he turned and went to the cafeteria.

"Brother Xu, the egg fried rice is delicious, right?"

"It's delicious, but the meat tastes weird."

I spoke truthfully.

As a result, Huang Mao smiled weirdly:

"Rat's meat, of course, tastes different from other meats."

"What? Rats meat? ”

I looked surprised, remembering the scene of the dumb mother-in-law killing the mouse before, and my heart was a little uncomfortable.

"Hmmm! I heard Uncle Liu say that the dumb mother-in-law and the mouse have a grudge.

She's going to eat that, and most of the meat in our cafeteria is this stuff.

But it's okay, I'll get used to it after eating too much......"

I was amazed and furious.

But when I thought of the taste of rat meat just now, except for some weirdness, it was actually not so difficult to swallow, and I was relieved.

I'm here, and I'm going to have to work here in the future!

If you can't change, you can only adapt yourself.

I didn't reply, just smiled helplessly.

The people in the funeral home are really different;

The corpse collection partner is a spiritual guy, Miss Zhuangsha at the front desk is a grumpy spray girl, the person in charge of the corpse burning Liu is a bad face daddy, and the canteen chef is a bright-eyed misogynistic and dumb mother-in-law.

I don't know who the late-night security guard and the mysterious curator are now......

Huang Mao and I waited outside for a while, and the dumb woman came out of the back room.

When he came out, he held two small black bottles in his hand and handed them to me and Huang Mao.

Each bottle is a little bigger than an eye drop bottle and has a small cap.

I'm careful to put it away, I'm afraid it's hard to collect such a little cow tears, and I treat them as treasures.

Huang Mao smiled and said:

"Thank you, dumb mother-in-law, I'll go back and catch a few more big mice for you, fry them and eat them with chili peppers."

The dumb mother-in-law's eyes opened, and she said "uh-uh-uh" a few times in her mouth, nodded happily, and gave Huang Mao a thumbs up, very satisfied.

I see in my eyes, this dumb mother-in-law and the mouse really have a grudge!

I really don't know what happened to the dumb mother-in-law and the mouse.

can make her hate rats so much, she has to use food to vent her resentment......

Now that I have received the cow's tears, Huang Mao and I have not stayed for long.

After Huang Mao said a few words, the two of us left the cafeteria.

Look at the time, it's already three o'clock in the afternoon.

Because of the tossing and turning of the day, we are both tired.

So we decided to rest for two hours in the dormitory before we set off on our errands......