Chapter Seventy-Eight: Take Li Hefei Away
I said it lightly.
The ghost Li Hefei was a little frightened and said:
"It's fine! If it hadn't been for the two buddies, I'd probably have had to die again.
Okay, okay, I'll go with you. ”
As he spoke, he lifted his clothes and put them on his body, and put them on directly.
I didn't delay and took out the penalty note in my hand:
"Li Hefei, the Yin Shou you borrowed has been used up.
This is a penalty note, you sign it yourself, and you will come with us in a moment. ”
Li Hefei took the penalty note and glanced at it, and looked surprised:
"Ahh Penalty interest, penalty interest of 10%, so high?
I only overworked for a day and a half, and I had to pay more than 200 days in penalty, almost a year of good luck.
As you know, it's not that I don't report down there, and I don't follow the rules.
Haven't I been trapped in the grave by these plantain roots, and I can't get out?
Yes, can you reduce the penalty points? ”
Li Hefei's situation does have some external factors.
However, this kind of thing is not something that I can calculate.
I can only speak:
"Sorry man, we're just doing things.
But your situation, when we go back, will also report it to the above.
As for how to deal with it, it is up to our boss to decide.
But you have to sign this penalty note first. ”
As I spoke, I had already pulled out a black box.
Inside is black yin mud, which is specially used for ghosts.
Li Hefei saw that I couldn't make sense here, and Huang Mao held a peachwood gun again, standing next to him menacingly.
He was just an ordinary ghost, and the mahogany gun was a great threat to him.
Where do you dare to have any objections?
I can only nod very reluctantly:
"That, then I signed, but, but after the two of you go back, you must help me intercede, nearly a year's good fortune, too much.
Count it up. In the next life, I will have to go through six years of bad luck to pay off my debts. ”
My expression did not change, and I continued;
"Brother, we all do things according to the contract.
And the cycle of life and death.
You should have gone down three years ago.
But if you stay on it for three more years, you will naturally have to pay the corresponding price.
Besides, you've been working out for a day and a half.
Our embassy has also assumed the corresponding guarantee liability.
Sign it!
By the way, you have to read it out before you sign it. ”
"Oh!"
Li Hefei was reluctant, but still took the penalty note and said bluntly:
"I, Li Hefei, was born on January 3, 1995, and I live at No. 101, Xuefu Road, Nangangcheng.
Because of the three-year life of the Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home, it is now overdue for one and a half days......
Now, sign voluntarily. ”
After reading, Li Hefei looked at me and Huang Mao.
The two of us were sure that it was correct, and both nodded:
"Sign it, no problem."
Only then did Li Hefei pick up the pen and sign, and then pressed it on the black yin mud with his hand, and pressed his handprint on the penalty note.
After he pressed it, I took the penalty note.
I found that the word "1.5" on the overdue days has changed from red at the beginning to black automatically.
This is probably due to the cessation of the penalty timer.
Check that it is correct and put it away.
At this time, Huang Mao took out a black rope from the tool bag, and there were three copper coins at each end and in the middle of the rope.
In our museum, this rope is called "fairy rope", which is actually a ghost rope.
A type of rope woven with hemp rope, black ponytail and black cat hair.
It is difficult to escape any shadow that is entangled in this rope.
But the rope itself is neither yin nor evil.
Huang Mao took the fairy rope and said to Li Hefei:
"I'm sorry, cooperate. We also have a bottom. ”
Seeing this, Li Hefei had no objection, and directly stretched out his hand to let the yellow hair bundle.
Seeing that Li Hefei was so cooperative, I took out one and said:
"Brother, smoke?"
"Here's one!"
I smiled, took out a cigarette and smoked it in front of his grave, and stuck it in front of it.
Li Hefei stretched out his hand to the cigarette in front of the grave, and a cigarette appeared between his fingers.
He didn't use a lighter, just stretched out two fingers, and a small flame burst out.
It's the first time I've seen a ghost light a cigarette, and it's a novelty, but it's not surprising.
When people die as ghosts, there is not much difference between us except for the difference in state.
The matter has been completed, and Huang Mao and Li Hefei are motioned to go down the mountain.
Our mission is to catch three ghosts.
In the second half of the night, I still have to continue to work.
Yellow hair is at the front, pulling the fairy rope.
Li Hefei, the ghost is in the middle, I am at the back of the guard, and go down the mountain according to the original way.
As soon as I started to go down the mountain, I heard Li Hefei in the middle sigh;
"Hey! It's good to be alive, it's cold to be dead, family and friends, yin and yang. ”
When I heard this, I was a little moved.
I almost died after I was born, and this life was borrowed by my godfather and Sister Bai.
How or from whom I borrowed it, I don't know.
But the only thing I know is that it's good to be alive and I want to keep living.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be so insistent and want to stay in the funeral home to learn art.
I want to find the person who harmed me and get back my lost life.
I didn't speak, but there was a hint of melancholy in my eyes.
And Huang Mao, who led the way in front, replied:
"Dude, I see that your death report was killed in a car accident, what happened at that time?"
Li Hefei was asked, and sighed again:
"Hey! I was also unlucky, I was hit and killed by a drunk rich second generation on the road. ”
"Damn, so unlucky?"
"That's not, one of the reasons why I borrowed Yin Shou is to see what kind of punishment the rich second generation who killed me will get.
But who knows, his father used many means.
The kid was released less than half a year after he went in.
No now.
The most hateful thing is that my former girlfriend turned out to be a slut.
It was only after I died that I found out that when she was with me, she was stepping on a few boats.
After I died, she went to buy luxury goods.
also took advantage of my death to take the initiative to catch up with the rich second generation who killed me.
I was going to make some trouble for these two dog men and women.
Who knew that the plantain root entangled my urn overnight, causing me to not be able to get out for the past two years.
There were so many big holes in his back that he almost died in the grave......"
Li Hefei looked angry, and the more he talked, the angrier he became.
Between the words, his whole body was much colder, exuding a strong yin qi.
This is not a good phenomenon, if the ghost is constantly deepening his resentment and obsession, the yin qi will turn into resentment and evil qi, and eventually he may become a powerful ghost and evil ghost.
Seeing this, I hurriedly comforted:
"Brother, don't get excited, there is reincarnation in heaven.
He will not be punished in the yang world, and he will be punished after death. ”
After listening to my explanation, Li Hefei shook his head, and his yin qi converged:
"Hey! After all, I paid by mistake in this life. ”
“……”
Hearing this, Huang Mao and I felt that this kid was quite pitiful.
But there are too many bloody things like this in the world, it's pitiful and useless, and we can't control it.
Li Hefei kept spitting bitterness on me and Huang Mao.
said how affectionate he and his girlfriend used to be.
As a result, what he saw was disguised by his girlfriend and wanted him to see it.
Behind his back, he is a slut who has had affairs with many men, and he alone does not know.
also said that when he was in a car accident, he gave up his chance to escape and pushed his girlfriend.
This led to him being killed alone and his girlfriend survived.
As a result, his girlfriend ended up with the rich second generation who killed him, and she didn't even come to sweep his grave, and she didn't light a single incense......
The more I listened, the more Huang Mao and I felt bloody.
This woman doesn't have a little gratitude, and she took advantage of Li Hefei's death to take the initiative to hook up with this rich second generation, just to buy luxury goods, which is indeed shameless enough.
Huang Mao stroked his hair and asked casually:
"Dude, what's that slut's name? We'll see you later, so let's avoid danger. ”
After listening to this, Li Hefei replied directly without thinking about it:
"Liu Jiajia, a text on the left, a vertical knife on the right, Jia is a single person and two soils.
Damn, if it weren't for this stinky woman, I probably wouldn't have died so early.
Pity my parents, the white-haired man sends the black-haired man. ”
Li Hefei was angry, with a little sentimentality.
When I heard this, my heart was "groaning".
Liu Jiajia, in our overdue list this time, there is a female ghost named Liu Jiajia, the same name?
With this in mind, I continued to ask:
"Brother, do you know this Liu Jiajia's birthday?"
"Yes, how could you not know?
She was the same age as me and three months younger than me.
April 3rd, '95"
Li Hefei said very unhappily, hating that woman to the core.
But after listening to this, I am not calm.
quickly took out the loan contract about Liu Jiajia.
Take a closer look, the name and birth date are exactly the same as what Li Hefei said.
I looked at Li Hefei with a little surprise, feeling too coincidental:
"What a coincidence!
Bro, your ex-girlfriend happens to be on our debt collection list tonight! ”