Chapter 233: Funeral Monkey Brother
Hearing this short and thin middle-aged man suddenly say this, I was stunned for a moment on the spot.
What does it mean? Is this treating me like a competitor?
But then again, isn't this guy too arrogant?
Why can't I eat this bowl of rice without his nod?
But the other party's tone is obviously our area, the leader of the funeral home.
But I don't care if he's or not.
Not to mention, I was just invited to give a ceremony.
We don't have any plans to open a shop with us.
Besides, I'm now a regular employee of Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home.
Our pavilion, that's a big cow all over the ground.
Even if it is placed on the entire art road rivers and lakes, they are all well-known characters.
Follow these people to do things, and that will have a future.
At this moment, I saw the other party talking so wildly.
I also narrowed my eyes, stared at the middle-aged man in front of me, and then said:
"You're crazy! So, you're the leader of our funeral here? ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the two young men standing next to the short and thin middle-aged man spoke one after another:
"Nonsense, our Brother Monkey is our Changning District, the president of the funeral industry in the four towns."
"Boy, even our monkey brother doesn't know, and he dares to eat white things here with us, is it quite arrogant?"
Both of them spoke, revealing their disdain for me.
I was stunned, but I was stunned, the president of the funeral industry of the four towns in Changning District?
This is the first time I've heard of it.
Of course, it was also the first time I came into contact with our funeral counterparts in the city outside of our museum.
When the short, thin middle-aged man saw that I didn't speak, he thought that I was swayed by his identity.
Suddenly laughed:
"Boy, I see that you are a fledgling and don't understand the rules.
In this way, you pay a membership fee of 20,000 yuan first.
I'll remind you a little more in the future.
As long as the white business in our Changning District is almost always deployed by me.
After joining the club, I will arrange for you if there is any white business in the future.
Of course, I need a 35 percent commission here.
Every three years, the commission is reduced by 5%.
Until ten percent.
But the membership fee has to be paid 20,000 yuan every year. ”
I was numb when I heard it, I really didn't expect it.
Those of us who eat white food, there is such a funeral party outside.
Inside, there is also a scheduling distribution, as well as commissions, etc......
At this moment, I glanced at this short, thin middle-aged man.
The other party saw that my mood changed a little, thinking that I was shocked by his identity.
Continue to say to me:
"Boy, everyone on the road calls me Master Monkey.
People who know me well also call me Brother Monkey.
In our Changning District, you just need to ask.
You know me and the rules I set.
As long as you join the club, you can not only get mixed in our funeral industry in Changning District.
And something happened, and I encountered trouble that couldn't be solved.
My dog brother will send someone to deal with it as soon as possible.
What do you think? Is the entrance fee paid now or later? ”
When speaking, the other party was full of confidence and a little nervous.
I'm not angry now, I'm more curious.
Rhetorical question:
"Master Monkey, right? Since you are the president of the funeral industry in Changning District, you must be very capable?
I just don't know how capable Master Monkey is.
If I join the club, will you be able to cover it? ”
As soon as these words came out, the two boys standing next to him glared suddenly.
"Heh, what a joke. Do you know that when my monkey brother was young, he studied in Phoenix Mountain? ”
"That's it, do you know Phoenix Mountain? Know Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home?
My monkey brother is a big man who almost stayed in Phoenix Mountain.
What if he can't cover it? Then our entire funeral industry in Changning District will be in chaos. ”
The two boys spoke very proudly.
The short and thin middle-aged man standing in the middle was even more full of sneering.
Also waving his hand with a smile:
"Hehehe, it's all young, don't mention it, don't mention it!
After all, not everyone knows about a place like the Phoenix Mountain Funeral Parlor. ”
Hearing this, I was stupid.
Almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood.
This short and thin man actually said that he was in our pavilion as an intern? Still almost turned positive?
This is to laugh Lao Tzu to death.
"Brother Monkey, you're here to be funny, aren't you? Once you were an intern, you dare to come out and be the president? Do you dare to charge me membership fees? ”
I looked at him with a smirk.
When the short and thin man saw me open his mouth like this, his face instantly sank.
There was even a hint of anger.
Very serious:
"Boy, do you know what Phoenix Mountain is?
Do you know what Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home is?
Do you know the people in it, who are they?
Do you know how much edification you have to be able to get into it and do an internship? ”
The short, thin man asked questions in a row, with anger.
In his eyes, I didn't know Phoenix Mountain at all, nor did I know what kind of existence he admired and longed for infinitely.
But I'm really happy.
Not only do I know it, but I know it well.
Instead of answering immediately, he smiled and took a puff on his cigarette, then stepped on the cigarette butt.
"Know some.
Nangang City, No. 444, Fenghuang 3rd Road, Xicheng District.
The one who burned the corpse was Liu, Liu Cannon.
The cafeteria aunt is dumb mother-in-law, Gu Qingshan.
The janitor security guard is blind, Long Tianci. ”
I said three names, and at the same time I said their real names.
After all, Uncle Liu, the dumb mother-in-law and the blind man have been working in the museum for twenty or thirty years.
Say the names of these three people, this monkey, if you really interned in our museum, you should know a little bit.
Who knew that as soon as I finished speaking, the short and thin male monkey standing opposite me changed color with a "huh".
A look of astonishment was on his face.
The existence of Phoenix Mountain Funeral Parlor, in our Nangang City, as long as we have been in the funeral industry for a few years, we will more or less hear about it.
However, there was no entry into this funeral home.
I absolutely don't know the composition of the insiders, let alone the real names of their people.
And when he was interning in the museum for half a month, he only heard what Uncle Liu called Liu Da, and he didn't know what the last word was.
The name of the dumb mother-in-law, he only heard that it seemed to be surnamed Gu.
He didn't know the name of the blind man.
Hearing me say this now, he was instantly stunned and stood there at a loss.
Even a little frightened, looking at me in front of me.
The two young men standing next to him looked suspicious.
"Brother Monkey, he's talking nonsense, right?"
"Brother Monkey, is he right?"
Although the two didn't want to believe it, it could be seen that the short and thin middle-aged man's stunned expression was also blinded.
In their eyes, the Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home is the holy place of the funeral industry in the entire Nangang City.
Those who can enter it for further study, let alone say anything about turning into a regular.
It is a great honor to enter the school for a few days.
The monkey was surprised for a few seconds before coming back to his senses.
My breathing became a little shorter.
He looked at me with an incredible expression on his face and said:
"Y-How do you know, know this?"