The monkey briefly told me about the composition and scope of their funeral business.

and his relationship with our Phoenix Mountain Funeral Home.

From him, I also learned about the ordinary funeral industry.

It is composed of a group of half-hangers and old South Road, which is managed and deployed by the funeral associations in each region.

In general, small fights will be dealt with by people from the association.

But if you want to encounter something big, you have to ask the government agent for help.

And our official agent in Nangang City is Chang Laosan.

And Chang Laosan also has a cooperative relationship with us Phoenix Mountain.

In general, our museum can solve it.

There is also communication between the official agents in each region.

For example, in the case of the Tieling Tunnel, it was the agent of Xigang City who found Chang Laosan, and Chang Laosan found our pavilion again.

Each other, it constitutes a cooperative relationship.

In this way, people with real skills in each region can be excavated.

Able to cover all aspects.

And the funeral can also be carried out in an orderly manner.

Of course, above us, there is a "polling bureau".

I still know this from the blind man, and this existence should be even more transcendent.

After all, when Uncle Liu was young, he didn't get in.

Like a monkey in front of you.

In this way, if the agents in each region cannot be coordinated.

And if there is a problem that cannot be solved by the Taoist chief who has real skills in each region, it should continue to be reported, and finally notify this polling bureau.

It is up to them to step in and solve the problems that arise.

From this moment on, I really had a comprehensive understanding of the basic structure of our entire industry.

Hearing this, I nodded.

Then he spoke to the monkey and said:

"Brother Monkey, how did you enter the museum for an internship in the first place, and why did you go down the mountain in half a month?"

After hearing this, the monkey let out a long sigh:

"Hey! I was lucky to be able to enter the museum for an internship at the beginning.

At that time, I was poor and had no skills.

I was small, so I followed a master to unclog the sewers.

As a result, one day, my master and I were trapped in the sewer.

The master was drowned in dung.

I saved my life while collecting the body in the hospital morgue.

There was a man in his thirties who asked me to go with him, saying that he had work for me.

The man who took me away was the burning corpse Liu, Brother Liu......"

The monkey began to reminisce, talking about the half month he had been studying art in the museum.

At the beginning, Liu took him away to collect a corpse.

The body, too, was trapped in a sewer pipe.

Liu has the ability to kill ghosts, but he can't climb into the narrow sewer pipe.

So you have to find a professional.

In this way, the monkey who was still an apprentice was found.

The monkey is small, but bold.

Burning the corpse Liu valued the monkey, and after finishing the errand, he learned that the monkey had died and had no job.

So they took him up the mountain.

Similar to the current yellow hair.

However, this monkey, in addition to being bold, does not have the yin and yang eyes and talent of yellow hair.

I went to school in the mountains for half a month, but because my talent was a little worse, I was dismissed.

However, it is this half a month.

Let the monkey learn a few real skills.

After he went down the mountain, he didn't dredge the sewers anymore, and he also wanted to do white things.

Finally came to our town and took up a job in this crematorium.

Because I have learned a few real skills, I have seen a "big scene" on Phoenix Mountain.

This monkey came here like a fish in water.

was valued by the old curator, and in the end the old curator died, and he not only married someone's daughter, but also became the new head of the cremation hall in our town.

He even became the president of our Changning District Funeral Association.

Coordinate the funeral of Mr. Bai Shi in the four towns......

But he always admired the Phoenix Mountain Funeral Parlor, and he also thought that it was our hall that changed his life.

Several times I wanted to go to the mountains to further my studies.

Only then did he find out that after being driven down the mountain, he was no longer qualified to go up the mountain.

Because, he can't go up at all.

Halfway through, you'll be tired and half dead, as if your soul is about to be pulled away.

Now when I see people coming down from the museum, I am not only surprised, but also adored and admired.

After I understood everything, I nodded and said:

"I'm lucky that I got a good job.

But whether you can do it in the museum or not, in fact, it's all the same.

The right things in the hall are far more dangerous and terrifying than what you are facing now. ”

"That's right, the people in the hall are all masters of the arts.

Back then, Brother Liu told me that the dumb mother-in-law was a well-known ghost doctor in the rivers and lakes.

I just don't know if the dumb mother-in-law still likes to eat mice. ”

I laughed when I heard this.

The dumb mother-in-law really loves to eat mice, and she still does.

But at this time, the Jiang family came out of it.

Seeing the Jiang family coming out with the urn, I also stood up and greeted him.

"Xiao continued! The old man's ashes came out. ”

Jiang Dashan spoke.

I nodded:

"Okay, I already had a good look at the cemetery yesterday afternoon. Let's just go straight to it now. ”

With that, I motioned for them to get into the car.

When the monkey saw that I was leaving, he hurriedly said:

"Brother Li, Brother Li, you are slow."

"And you want me to join?"

I laughed and teased.

The monkey waved his hand again and again:

"No, no, no, you have that.

I was so offended just now, I thought you were here to grab food.

After all, we brothers, and our family, all rely on this for food.

So I was offended before, and I'm here to make amends.

And ......"

After saying that, he stretched out his hand.

A young boy next to him, smiling, took out an envelope, thick.

"Brother Li, Brother Monkey is here to compensate you.

I want to make you a friend.

This is the tea fee, you must take it.

Otherwise, I won't want to go! ”

When you're done, you're going to hand it to me.

Although I am short of money, I am not open-minded to money, and I will not be in vain.

With a wave of his hand:

"Brother Monkey, there's no need for that.

But you really want to be friends with me, and I hope that your crematorium can launch a people-friendly version of the service.

After all, not everyone can afford such a high cost of burning. ”

I saw it before, and the lowest cost of burning corpses in the crematorium is 6,060.

Although, for some families in difficulty, the government will subsidize them.

I can give up to two or three thousand.

But two or three thousand is also money.

Sometimes, burning a corpse is just burning a corpse, and the cost is only a few hundred yuan.

The monkey looked embarrassed, but then put away the envelope, nodded again and again, and said:

"Okay, Brother Li is right.

It's that I'm getting lower.

But I really want to make you a friend.

I immediately changed and launched a people-friendly version of the business.

Absolutely let everyone afford to burn their corpses......"

After saying that, the monkey spoke again:

"Today, it was you, Brother Li, who came to our pavilion to do business, which gave us face.

Since you have made this friend, the specifications must be the highest.

Brother Li, I will prepare manpower immediately.

Give the old man a 180,000 send-off, a gold shovel to dig the soil, and a silver shovel to fill the grave.

The row must be for Brother Li to stand up......"