Hearing Huang Mao say that he wanted to tie the knot, Zhuangsha immediately nodded and agreed:

"Good! I agree, I'm older than all of you, I'm the eldest sister! ”

Zhuang Sha also drank his head and looked very happy.

Zhuang Sha and Huang Mao are not only my colleagues, but also my friends in life and death.

It doesn't matter if you tie the knot.

Therefore, I also nodded:

"Okay, I've had this idea for a long time, but I haven't had the chance to make it happen."

"Hahaha, that's good, that's good. Then the three of us, just light three sticks of incense and tie the knot with blood. ”

Huang Mao was excited.

As he spoke, he had already taken out three cigarettes and lit them, and then they were pestled in front of the stone monument in the park.

I don't have wine, so I plan to use the mineral water bottle in my hand as a wine bowl.

As a result, Zhuangsha suddenly spoke:

"Well, there are no witnesses! There must be a testimony to righteousness, right? ”

"Sister Zhuangsha, if you are married, what kind of witnesses do you want?"

Huang Mao said embarrassedly.

But Zhuangsha does not relent:

"No, I want witnesses, witnesses!"

Everyone was drunk and dizzy, and they saw Zhuangsha open his mouth like this.

I shook my head a few times:

"Okay then! I'll catch two ghosts. ”

After that, I thought about getting a soul talisman or something.

But I just came out of the hospital, and my clothes are all new, and I have a ghostly charm.

"Ouch, I don't have a charm, it's not good to summon spirits!"

I said awkwardly.

Huang Mao waved his hand:

"Meaningless, I have."

After speaking, Huang Mao took out a piece of yellow paper, and he was not afraid of pain, so he bit his finger directly, and drew a soul talisman on the spot.

Then, I saw Huang Mao pinching the charm.

Drunken chanting:

"Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, find a ghost, show the true spirit.

Haste as a law, edict! ”

The spell exploded with a "boom".

Then, there was a gust of wind around it.

But the ghost didn't see it.

"No! Huang Mao, your soul talisman is not powerful? ”

Strong sand spoke.

Huang Mao's eyes widened and he looked left and right:

"Yes! Isn't this coming? ”

I glanced around a few times, and although I didn't see any ghosts, the yin energy here became much stronger.

"Zhuangsha, didn't you open your eyes?"

I asked drunkenly.

Zhuangsha slapped his head at this time:

"yes, I forgot."

After speaking, he took out the eye-opening drops from his pocket and sprayed them on his eyelids a few times.

Then he sprayed at me again, but he couldn't aim at me, and it squirted into my mouth.

The taste was so disgusting that I almost didn't vomit.

Wait for me to "vomit" a few times and then look up.

I found that there were many more figures around the week.

At a glance, men and women in shrouds with pale faces were just standing around looking at us.

He didn't speak, he just watched.

They are all wandering ghosts who have been attracted by the yellow-haired soul charm.

Under normal circumstances, the spiritualist charm is a special reminder that requires the eight characters of the birthday.

If it is not written, it is within a radius and within a radius, and there is no difference in summoning spirits.

Seeing that there were so many ghosts around, Zhuang Sha smiled and said:

"Oh, here it is, here the witnesses are. We can get started. ”

"Okay, come and kowtow and drink blood wine."

Yellow fur also spoke.

I swayed and clenched my fists and said to the ghosts around me:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to disturb you tonight. As soon as we tie the knot, please witness. After a while, we are done, and there are a few tables set up at the barbecue stall outside, and I have a treat. ”

I said happily too.

Mind, in fact, is a little confused.

As soon as the surrounding ghosts heard me say this, they all became expressionless and instantly became excited.

"Barbecue?"

"Oops, I haven't eaten barbecue in more than ten years."

"More than ten years is a fart, I haven't eaten barbecue for more than 20 years."

"I've been worshipping for more than 50 years, and I met a good person tonight!"

"I want to eat grilled chicken thighs."

“……”

The surrounding ghosts began to talk about it.

In a way, they are not much different from us living people, except that their bodies are different from us.

Then, I, Huang Mao, and Zhuangsha knelt directly in front of the park.

Three cigarettes were placed in front, and then in a bottle of mineral water, three drops of blood were dropped.

It's like a child playing at home.

This will tilt your head and hold your fists:

"The yellow sky is above, and the thick earth is below. Today, I, Li Xu, Chen Shasha, and Huang Xiaolong, are married to Jin Lan.

I do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month.

There is a violation of the oath, and the sky is thundering. ”

After saying that, we kowtowed directly under the witness of a group of ghosts.

Zhuangsha is the largest, one and a half years older than me, and she is the eldest sister.

I am the second, the youngest yellow hair, and naturally the third.

"Eldest sister, third brother!"

I shouted.

"Eldest sister, second brother!"

"Second brother, third brother!"

The three of us got up and shouted to each other.

Now that I think about it, my toes can pick out three bedrooms and one living room.

But it is precisely this kneeling that makes our friendship sublimated again.

Although this swearing ceremony is a bit silly.

The surrounding ghosts looked at it and shook their heads,

If it weren't for the sake of it, I would have invited them to a barbecue in a while, and I might have scolded us for being a bad writer.

After the prayer, I didn't break my promise.

With a bunch of ghosts, I walked to a barbecue stand outside the park, and I had to set up a few tables tonight.

Those ghosts kept coming forward to congratulate.

"Oh, congratulations to the three righteous knots Jin Lan."

"The three of them can marry Jin Lan, what a gratifying congratulations! The old ghost congratulated here. ”

“……”

Anyway, there are a lot of voices, and they all want to eat and drink.

We don't care.

Straight to the barbecue stand.

It's not too late, there are two tables at the barbecue stand.

There were six or seven tables left next to it.

As soon as the three of us came over, we said directly to the boss:

"Boss, all the dishes are served once, and all the tables are set."

When the boss saw the three of us drunk, he thought he had heard it wrong.

Asked again.

Huang Mao also scolded:

"What three people, didn't you see a big group of us?"

The boss wondered, but if he didn't make money, he was just a pen.

didn't say anything anymore, just nodded and said yes.

So, the three of us had a meal here with a group of ghosts.

I thought it was a little funny.

No big deal.

Even if you invite a ghost to dinner, it doesn't bother anyone.

But who knows, having a meal, unexpectedly let us get a message about Yintuo Mountain.

At this moment, Huang Mao took a few yellow talismans out to burn.

Every table is burned and smoked on top of the dish.

Only in this way can these wandering spirits and wild ghosts be able to eat and worship.

After the yellow hair is smoked, let these ghosts eat it.

Only the boss, and the diners next to him, looked at the eyelids and were a little panicked.

Because every now and then, we speak to the air.

We sat and ate for a while, and the ghosts came to toast.

Nothing ahead.

It wasn't until an old ghost came over excitedly with a wine glass that the situation was different.

It was an old ghost, sixty or seventy years old.

Take this wine glass and come to our table excitedly.

Then he said excitedly:

"Thank you so much, three. For the first time in five years, since I escaped from Yintuo Mountain, I have had to endure hunger in addition to wind and rain every day.

Thank you so much, I finally ate enough tonight, it was so comfortable, I felt like I hadn't felt it for a long time......"