Chapter 56: The Big Fool

Lu Qian was pinched with gold stars in his eyes, and his eyes were bloodshot.

My heart was also on fire suddenly.

He has traveled over to the present, when has he suffered this grievance.

Grab your hands straight forward!

Despite being separated by a layer of soft armor.

This feels really good!

Nie Bing, who was eaten tofu, was stunned for more than ten seconds!

He looked at his hands in front of him in disbelief.

"Look for death!"

The hand that pinched Lu Qian's neck was a little harder.

"Strangle me, strangle me, strangle me! Let's see how Concubine Xi cleans you up."

Lu Qian turned dark blue due to lack of oxygen, and he also said this sentence desperately.

After speaking, his hand was also squeezed roughly.

Nie Bing snorted coldly.

Hearing his words, the strength in Nie Bing's hand loosened a little.

Indeed, as Lu Qian said, Concubine Xi specially explained to her at the beginning.

This time the escort was mainly to protect Lu Qian.

Seeing her let go of her hand, Lu Qian hurriedly took a step back.

Without saying a word, he took out his musket, raised the gun and fired a shot at Nie Bing's side.

With a loud noise, a hole appeared in the carriage.

The coachman was startled and hurriedly stopped the carriage.

Lifting the curtain, he saw Lu Qian holding a stick-like thing, pointing at Nie Bing's head.

The coachman said with an embarrassed face, "Lu... Lord Lu... You... You guys... Not... It's all right..."

"It's okay, you get your car going." Lu Qian said lightly.

Nie Bing could see clearly that this 'secret weapon' in Lu Qian's hand was extremely powerful.

I didn't dare to move for a while...

"Don't move! My guns don't have eyes! Don't you dare kill me! But if you don't obey, I'll shoot you down. Lao Tzu just glanced at you, you really want to strangle Lao Tzu! You're ruthless." Lu Qian said threateningly.

"What do you want to do?" Nie Bing asked in a cold voice.

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Lu Qian's mouth, and he held the gun and said, "What do you want to do? Turn my back on my back and lie on my seat with my hands behind my back."

Under the pressure of the musket, Nie Bing had no choice but to do so.

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Lu Qian's mouth, and looking at Nie Bing's posture, his sense of accomplishment was satisfied.

Untied his belt, stepped forward and tied Nie Bing's hands to death.

Slap her ass.

Just let her turn around.

After taking off her mask.

A thin, cold face appeared in front of him.

The delicate facial features are as if they have been carefully carved, especially the cold eyes, each of which has a murderous aura that is about to come out.

It seemed that he wanted to dismantle Lu Qian into eight pieces, and Yinya said tightly

"Lu Qian! If it weren't for the Lord's command, I would have slashed you with a thousand swords right now."

Seeing her say this, Lu Qian became a little bolder.

If you don't kill yourself, that's fine.

Seeing Lu Qian's eyes, he was staring at her at this time.

Her eyes grew more and more hateful and said, "You either kill me now!" I'm going to cut off your hands and gouge out your eyes..."

Lu Qian couldn't help laughing when he saw her say this.

"Tell me... Why are you so grumpy! Let's be reasonable, I just glanced at you! You're going to kill me! I didn't kill you, and you're going to kill me now!"

"You... You're still humiliating meβ€”" Nie Bing said to Lu Qian with hatred on his face.

"I'm called self-defense, I'm about to be strangled to death by you. I can't help it... Besides, you think I'm rarely touching you!"

"As far as the massage method of my hands is concerned, how many palace maids in the harem, the mother begged me to help them massage, you can't help but think too highly of yourself!"

"Besides, I just saw your breasts just now to help you diagnose! Even the Imperial Physician said that my chest matching technique was a must, and he often invited me to consult with them. The mother's breasts in the palace are all in the face! You think it's just your chest!"

Lu Qian directly understood the reason, and moved the flickering with emotion.

"Clever words! I've never heard of it, and there's a breast-to-chest technique!" Nie Bing said, but from her micro-expressions, it could be seen that she seemed to be shaken.

"Don't believe me, do you? Do you have unbearable swelling in front of you for a few days a month?"

Seeing Nie Bing's eyes move slightly.

Lu Qian continued to flicker, "Also, when you come here every month. It's going to have a lot of abdominal pain, like a pinprick in the face, right?"

This Lu Qian also guessed, when he tied her up just now.

found that her hands were exceptionally cold, and concluded that she had a cold constitution, and she must still be a virgin.

Nine times out of ten, it will hurt!

Lu Qian saw that Nie Bing was obviously frightened by him, and said a series of symptoms of menstrual cramps.

"Mine says symptoms! Don't you have them all?" Lu Qian said righteously.

Nie Bing's face was not good-looking, and he was a little embarrassed!

Every symptom Lu Qian said was correct.

Nie Bing's tone also softened a lot, "Grandpa Lu... Then why didn't you just say it earlier?"

"Hmph... Have you given me a chance to speak? I only took a few looks, and you almost strangled me..." Lu Qian said with an angry expression.

Nie Bing lowered his head and said, "Grandpa Lu, it's me who blames you... If you want to kill or chop, listen to it."

Lu Qian looked at her expression and reaction, and knew that it was okay.

Lu Qian said with a straight face, "Since it's clear, forget it! I'm not the aggressive kind of person."

As he spoke, he stepped forward and untied the belt tied to Nie Bing's hand.

Looking at Lu Qian's righteous and awe-inspiring expression, Nie Bing said sincerely, "Father-in-law Lu, this time it was Nie Bing who was rude."

"Forget it! If you don't want me to see it, turn your back on me. I have a habit of being professional, and I can't help but look in front of you." Lu Qian pretended to be angry and said.

"It's me who has the heart of a villain and is the belly of my father-in-law's gentleman." Nie Bing continued to apologize.

"Alright, I'm not the kind of person who is stingy, so I don't have to apologize all the time." Lu Qian raised his hand and pretended to be very atmospheric and said.

looked at Nie Bing's eyes, and stared at himself.

"What's wrong?"

"Please, Father-in-law! Now that you see my illness. I don't know if there is a symptomatic treatment." Nie Bing asked with a sincere face.

This symptom of hers has lasted for four years since she was 14 years old.

She had to torture her once a month, and she felt so uncomfortable that she was ashamed to go to the doctor, so she stayed up until now.

"Naturally, there are methods, but if it is supplemented by my massage therapy, it can be completely treated. Merely... I'm afraid Captain Nie won't be able to accept it." Lu Qian was ecstatic in his heart, and continued to flicker.

"As long as you can treat this pain, no matter what kind of treatment. I can live with it." Nie Bing said with a serious face.

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