I said this to humiliate and satirize Li Xiaoshou, but I obviously overestimated his IQ.

Li Xiaoshou was not only not angry, but said complacently: "You kid is quite creative." When I turned around, I raised a Tibetan mastiff and led it with a gold chain, which absolutely pulled the wind. ”

Zhao Mengfu shook Li Xiaoshou's arm, "My dear, when will the old man you said come?" ”

"Don't worry, it'll be there soon."

Zao Wou-Ki wondered: "What old-timer?" ”

Zhao Mengfu sat next to Zhao Wouji, and said angrily: "Dad, I forgot to tell you when time is urgent." Li Xiaoshou spent a lot of money and invited an old Taoist to help our family exorcise evil spirits, and the old man will arrive soon. ”

Zao Wou-Ki looked overjoyed, "Virtuous son-in-law! What a virtuous son-in-law! If you can help our Zhao family survive the crisis this time, I will immediately let you marry Mengfu! ”

Zhao Mengfu's face changed slightly, and he said coquettishly: "I don't want to get married, and I want to accompany you for two more years." ”

Zhao Dailei frowned slightly, and whispered to me apologetically: "I'm sorry Mr. Zhuge , I don't know ...... little sister she is."

"It doesn't matter." I waved my hand and said indifferently: "As long as this so-called 'old-timer' can subdue demons and eliminate demons, it will also be a good thing for your family." ”

Outside the door, the old man's hearty laughter sounded.

"Haha, this mansion sits in the north and faces south, the momentum is magnificent, the north mountain enters the sea in the south, and the wealth is wide and wide!"

An old man wearing a blue-gray robe with a childish face entered the door, Da Ma Jindao found a chair and sat down, staring at Zhao Wouji with cloudy old eyes, "Mr. Zhao, you are a rich and noble life, but unfortunately there are evil ghosts in the family, blocking your wealth." ”

Zhao Wouji grabbed Lao Dao's hand and burst into tears with excitement, "Dao Chief's clever calculation, our family's affairs depend on you!" ”

Lao Dao's face was embarrassed, the thumb and index finger of his right hand were pinched together, and he rubbed it lightly twice, "This ......"

Zao Wou-Ki immediately realized, "Dao Chief helps my family get rid of evil ghosts, the meaning is definitely enough." ”

Lao Dao cleared his voice, "I went down the mountain to save people, I have no interest in mundane gold and silver, and I can serve Laojun and need incense." You will give 88,000 eight, and the old gentleman will bless you all the way! ”

The last thing that Zao Wouji's family lacked was money, and he immediately swiped down a check, "Dao Chief, this money is for Lao Jun." Wait for you to get rid of the demons, and thank you afterwards! ”

Lao Dao held the hand of the check, quietly trembled in his sleeve, and stood up with a red face, "Then what are you waiting for, open the altar!" ”

We all stood at the door and watched Lao Dao take out the peach wood sword, purple gold gourd, rune paper, and the mess of the Five Emperor Coins and turtle shells from his backpack.

Zhao Dailei, who was standing behind me, asked in a low voice: "Mr. Zhuge , do you look at this old way, is he really capable or a magic stick?" ”

I hesitated, "What do you say...... It's like a person has a terminal illness, and it is useless to drink cold powder, but cold powder is definitely not a fake medicine. ”

Speaking kung fu, the old way has begun to practice.

He quietly opened a crack in the purple gold gourd, holding a peachwood sword and chanting a word: "The soldiers are in front of the array, and the demons and monsters are quickly present!" ”

Ordinary people can't see it, but I can see a small ghost flying out of the crack in the purple gourd, floating in front of the altar.

Lao Dao grabbed a handful of incense ashes, sprinkled it forward, then took a sip of wine, and rubbed a flame with white phosphorus on his fingertips, and puffed forward.

A raging fire ignited on the little ghost's body, which startled Zhao Wuji and the others, Li Xiaoshou pretended to be calm, and said triumphantly: "Father-in-law, how about this old fairy I am looking for, one move will force out the evil ghosts in the family." ”

"The head of this road is here, Hugh is presumptuous!"

The old man, who was carrying a peachwood sword, rushed forward and divided five by two, beating the little ghost to a defeated retreat, and then picked up the purple gourd and shouted, "Collect!" The imp swooped into it by himself.

This double reed was performed very well, which made Zao Wou-Ki burst into tears with excitement, "Living immortals, what living immortals!" ”

Lao Dao pretended to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, "Mr. Zhao, although the evil ghosts of your family are removed, they ...... There is yin qi on the body of the female dependents in your family, if the yin qi is not removed, sooner or later one day it will attract evil ghosts! ”

Zao Wou-Ki was frightened, "Dao Chief, what should I do?" ”

The old way's obscene gaze swept around Zhao Dailei and the woman.

Li Xiaoshou coughed dryly, and said meaningfully: "Dao Chief, this Zhao Dailei is my sister-in-law, she has always been clean and self-conscious, and she shouldn't provoke dirty things." ”

The old peachwood sword pointed directly at the woman's eyebrows, "It's you, you have evil hidden in you!" ”

Zhao Wuji said worriedly: "Dao Chief, she is my insider Zhang Zhilan, you ...... Don't hurt her when you get rid of the evil. ”

Lao Dao blew his beard and glared, "What, you don't believe in my strength!?" ”

"Believe, absolutely believe." Zao Wou-Ki laughed vigorously.

Lao Dao took Zhang Zhilan's weak and boneless little hand upstairs, "Miss Zhang Zhilan, go to your bedroom first, I must find a private place for you to exorcise evil spirits, and I can't be disturbed by anyone." ”

"If the exorcism fails, the whole house will be taken over by demons."

Zhao Wouji was so frightened that the chick nodded like a peck of rice, and Zhang Zhilan, who was holding her palm, giggled and said, "Dao Chief, it hurts my hand." ”

The sound insulation effect upstairs is very good, and the movement of exorcism is not heard downstairs at all.

Li Xiaoshou's face was full of fat powder, with a greasy and obscene smile, "Mengfu, you promised me, as long as you lift the danger of your family, you will accompany me tonight ......"

"Okay, I'll go to the ballroom with you tonight, let's have a good time!"

Zhao Mengfu winked playfully, and said pitifully: "Xiao Shou, my family rules are very strict, the first time you must stay until the wedding night, you will definitely respect me, right?" ”

Li Xiaoshou's face turned blue and white for a while, and he could only barely squeeze out a smile, "Of course." ”

In Zao Wou-ki's seriousness, the matter has been resolved, and I know from the way he looks at me that it is time to cross the river and tear down the bridge.

"Dailei, the Taoist has already settled the affairs of our family, so there is no need to bother others anymore."

"Where did you let Zhuge Qianlong come from, don't be an eyesore in our house."

Zao Wou-Ki didn't even bother to take care of me, and Li Xiaoshou also looked disdainful, "Where did you find this little god stick, you are all swaggering and sour, and you have come here." ”

"If it weren't for the fact that you saved my father-in-law this morning, I would have beaten you half-paralyzed."

Zhao Dailei looked at me apologetically, "Mr. Zhuge is really sorry." But what I promise you, I won't be less. ”

I sat down on the sofa and said indifferently: "Take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and since I promised to help, I won't leave." ”

Li Xiaoshou stood up angrily, pointed at my nose and scolded, "Dog, the demons have been leveled by the Taoist, how can there be a disaster for you to eliminate." ”