Chapter 18: Robbery while the fire is on
The daughter-in-law is green and the son is not to mention that it is put on the queen mother, even if it is put on an ordinary woman, she will carry it early.
What's more, the Queen Mother led a group of palace maids and eunuchs, plus her niece, bumped into a man on Zhou Yunyi's bed, if this is spread out, do you want the royal face?
The Queen Mother's face was very ugly, and she was planning how to deal with Zhou Yunyi, a little slut.
Song Yueran fanned the flames, "I thought that the queen mother was pitiful, and she was sent by the emperor to live in this cold palace, but I didn't expect that the queen mother would actually do something sorry for the emperor here." ”
The Queen Mother finally couldn't hold back the anger in her heart, and pointed to the two people on the bed, "Dog man and woman." ”
"Dare to sit down under the nose of this palace, such a dirty thing."
Just when the Queen Mother scolded the people on the bed, Xiao Chengze lifted the curtain on the bed.
Everyone was shocked, except for the Queen Mother, who knelt down, Song Yueran also felt very incredible, obviously a guard, how could he be the emperor.
The aunt brought a table of people to catch the son and daughter-in-law's adultery, no matter how you say it, it's a joke.
In this embarrassing situation, the Queen Mother didn't have the face to stay any longer, and turned her head and went out.
Seeing this, everyone didn't dare to speak, I wanted to hear it. After withdrawing, they were all terrified and wondered if they would be killed because of the good things they had happened to the emperor and empress today.
Xiao Chengze ordered Xiao Chenzi to be taken care of, and asked him to bring two clean changes of clothes and hot water.
Xiao Chengze carefully and conscientiously cleaned up Zhou Yunyi's body, changed into clean clothes for him, and put on the dragon robe that symbolized the Ninety-Five Supreme.
Xiao Chengze was afraid that Zhou Yunyi would be cold, so he wrapped him tightly with a cloak, and then the princess carried Zhou Yunyi out of the door of the Dragon Palace.
Just now, all the palace maids and eunuchs were kneeling outside the cold palace waiting to confess, and when they saw Xiao Chengze coming out, no one dared to raise their heads and bend their bodies lower, Xiao Chengze didn't pay attention to everyone, and didn't even look at the queen mother and walked back to his bedroom with Zhou Yunyi in his arms.
Before leaving, Xiao Chengze saw Xiao Cui with his spare eyes, Xiao Cui was beaten and her skin was opened, she lost consciousness and lay on the ground.
"Xiao Chenzi, ask Xiao Cui for a doctor."
"Yes." Xiao Chenzi didn't dare to delay, and immediately sent his subordinates to invite the chief doctor Zhang of Tai Hospital.
Xiao Chengze took Zhou Yunyi back to his dormitory, and met the Praetorian Guards patrolling on the way, and the Praetorian Guards didn't take it seriously when they saw the emperor and the empress outside in the middle of the night, just as the two of them were in love.
The next day, after Zhou Yunyi woke up, he opened his eyes and saw the bed cover carved with a golden dragon, Zhou Yunyi thought he was dreaming and had not woken up yet.
Zhou Yunyi turned over lazily, but saw that the quilt on his body was of high-grade silk, not a rag in the cold palace.
Zhou Yunyi opened his eyes violently, and found that he was in Xiao Chengze's palace and panicked instantly.
Isn't she in the cold palace? How could he suddenly appear in Xiao Chengze's bedroom?
Zhou Yunyi looked at the spots on his body and began to carefully recall yesterday's events.
Yesterday, the two sat on the tree to admire the moon, and after a while, she felt that she was hot and dry, although Zhou Yunyi had never eaten pork, but she had also seen pigs run, and naturally understood what was going on, she must have been calculated by others.
But the point is that when the medicine was issued yesterday, she clearly remembered that the person she hugged was Xiao Erlang, how could she become Xiao Chengze?
Don't ask why Zhou Yunyi knew that she was with Xiao Chengze last night, because no matter how bold Xiao Erlang was, it was impossible to bring her, the titular queen, to the emperor's bedroom.
The only one who dares to talk to the queen in the emperor's bedroom can only be the emperor himself.
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.
Xiao Chengze brought a bowl of hot tofu brain to Zhou Yunyi, thinking that he had tossed Zhou Yunyi bad last night, and he should eat something in the morning to make up for it.
Zhou Yunyi did not take the bowl of hot bean curd, but looked at Xiao Chengze indifferently and resentfully.
Xiao Chengze was still in a very good mood when he hugged the beauty, but when he saw Zhou Yunyi's extremely disgusted expression, his mood suddenly deteriorated.
Xiao Chengze knew that Zhou Yunyi couldn't accept this fact for a while, so he was ready to give her some buffer time.
Zhou Yunyi said: "You shouldn't give me sweet bean curd, but you should give me a bowl of ducking soup."
The avoidance soup was like a spell repeated in Xiao Chengze's mind.
He thought that after last night, the hearts of the two of them would slowly move closer in one direction, and Zhou Yunyi would gradually recognize the current situation.
But Zhou Yunyi actually wanted to drink the avoidance soup!
Xiao Chengze was so angry that he directly questioned Zhou Yunyi.
"You're just not with me, I want to conceive my baby."
"Yesterday was just an accident."
Zhou Yunyi knew that Xiao Chengze disdained to do such a nasty thing, if he was really so despicable and shameless, then he could have done it as early as the first day he entered the palace, why wait until now.
"I just want to know how Xiao Erlang is doing now?"
She was obviously with Xiao Erlang last night, but now all kinds of things show that the person who was with him last night was Xiao Chengze, so analyzed, there is only one possibility that Xiao Erlang is in Xiao Chengze's hands.
Xiao Chengze hadn't calmed down from Zhou Yunyi's decision to drink the child-avoiding medicine, and when he heard that Zhou Yunyi only cared about Xiao Erlang, he was even more sad in his heart.
Every word Zhou Yunyi said was like an ice pick, Xiao Chengze began to eat his own jealousy, and began to be madly jealous of his other identity.
"Adulteration with the queen is a big crime of the Jiu clan, and he ran away for fear of death." At this moment, Xiao Chengze hated Xiao Erlang's identity very much, and lied that Xiao Erlang was afraid of death yesterday.
Zhou Yunyi naturally didn't want to believe him, thinking that Xiao Chengze had imprisoned Xiao Erlang.
"No way, you must have locked him up, you want to kill him." Zhou Yunyi's self-conscious analysis.
Xiao Chengze was very impatient and wanted to go outside to be clean.
"Xiao Chengze, you let him go, the two of us didn't do anything, you should know that I was still finished before I spit on you."
Zhou Yunyi pestered Xiao Chengze and released Xiao Erlang.
It turned out that in Zhou Yunyi's heart, his image was so unpositive.
Xiao Chengze was annoyed to death by this trumped-up charge, and in the end he had to follow Zhou Yunyi's words.
"Yes, I locked him up, I wanted to kill him. You should be glad nothing happened to you two yesterday, otherwise his head would have been rolling all over the floor by now. ”
"If you want to save him, it's not like that." Xiao Chengze walked to the side of the bed and held Zhou Yunyi's chin with his hand.
"If you are pleased to serve me. I can consider not killing him. ”
"You... You..."Zhou Yunyi was trembling with anger, he didn't expect Xiao Chengze, the dog emperor, to take advantage of people's danger so much.
Zhou Yunyi clenched his back molars, and finally said a sentence, "Okay, I promise to serve you satisfactorily, and you can't kill him." ”
For the sake of his sweetheart, Zhou Yunyi had no choice but to swallow his anger and agree to Xiao Chengze.
Xiao Chengze smiled evilly, "Then I want you to serve me now." ”
Zhou Yunyi's face immediately turned red into a tomato, this time not because of shyness, but because of shame. A huge sense of shame shrouded Zhou Yunyi's heart.
Zhou Yunyi trembled and stretched out his hand to Xiao Chengze and untied the strap around Xiao Chengze's waist.
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The spring in the room is infinitely good, and everyone outside the room is in a hurry to become dogs.
The ministers of the court were waiting for Xiao Chengze in the main hall early in the morning, but they knew that Xiao Chengze did not appear in the next dynasty.
The emperor of their Xia Dynasty, who has always been diligent in political affairs, actually did not go to the early dynasty, and what is even worse is that it is not good to go on one day? But I didn't come today.
Today is the day when General Situ returns to Beijing to report on his work.
The Situ family can definitely be called the number one military general family of the Great Xia Dynasty.
The general Situ Zheng, with great military achievements, was deeply loved by the people in Daxia. This time he returned to Beijing to report on his work, Situ Zheng's daughter Situ Rou.
Situ Rou is Situ Zheng's only daughter, as the saying goes, tiger fathers have no dogs, and this sentence should be changed to tiger fathers without dogs when it comes to Situ's family.
Situ Rou, her name is Rou, but her whole person from head to toe has no place worthy of this word, at the age of nine, she went out with General Situ to quell the war on the frontier, and was stationed on the border of Youzhou all year round.
When he was 15 years old, other people's girls were smeared with grease and powder, wearing gold and flowers, and Situ Rou wore the army alone to face a strong enemy, and in the chaos, he took the head of the enemy general and made military achievements.
The first emperor was overjoyed when he heard it, and he was specially named the female general of the country, and the scenery was infinite.
This time, Situ Rou returned to the capital to report on his work, and all the ministers in the court attached great importance to it, and they were very afraid that Situ Rou would be dissatisfied because the emperor did not come to the early court today.
Situ Rou himself was like a nobody, and he didn't say anything in the court, and everyone couldn't see how he was feeling.
After a few hours of hard work, Xiao Chengze went to take a hot bath.
After taking a bath, I suddenly remembered that today was the day when Situ Rou returned to Beijing.
"Xiao Chenzi, Xuan Situ Rou enters the palace."
"Yes, I'll send someone to invite General Situ immediately."
The two of them made an appointment to meet in the warm pavilion of the palace, which was built for a favorite concubine, but unfortunately the concubine had a thin face and died after entering the palace for a year.
Because the old queen mother likes Situ Rou very much, every time she comes back from outside, she will invite her to live in the palace permanently, and this warm pavilion has become Situ Rou's exclusive palace.
"Yo, the food is good." Situ Rou pushed the door in, looked at four or five exquisite delicacies on the table, and did not salute Xiao Chengze, but went directly to the table.
That is, Situ Rou, if it was someone else, her head would have moved a long time ago.
Xiao Chengze said: "It's rare for you to come back once, so naturally you have to prepare some good wine and good food." ”
"The food is a good wine, I have to taste it to know if it's a good wine."
Situ Rou picked up the flask and brought himself a full glass.
Situ Rou raised his glass and drank it all.
"Ahh Wine! "Situ Rou can drink this should be an old wine ten years ago.
Situ Rou said again: "This cup is too small, it doesn't taste pleasant, give me a big cup." ”
The palace maid on the side immediately took a large cup and replaced it with Situ Rou.
Xiao Chengze looked at Situ Rou like a big man drinking in class, and couldn't help but complain, "Isn't it better for you to just take a bowl and drink, it's more enjoyable." ”
Situ Rou was not afraid of Xiao Chengze at all, and even stepped on the stool next to him with one foot.
"What if I take a bowl to drink, I just take a bowl and drink in the barracks, drink a lot of wine, and eat a lot of meat, that's cool."
"What do you say now, you are also a famous general, can you pay attention to your image."
Xiao Chengze pointed to Situ Rou's legs that were still on the stool.
Situ Rou slapped her thigh, and her movements were very funny, "The general should be majestic." ”
Xiao Chengze couldn't help laughing, he was really unhappy, he just wanted to chat with Situ Rou, she always had this ability to make others happy.
Situ Rou put her arms around Xiao Chengze's shoulders, "Alas, don't talk about me." ”