Chapter 22 kicked "Xiao Erlang" in the face
Xue'er was extremely scared at this time, for fear that she would be killed by Song Yueran on the spot.
"Ask the noble concubine to spare the slave maid's life, as long as the noble concubine Niangniang needs to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, the slave and maid will do it."
Song Yueran said: "Don't be so nervous, I didn't say I wanted to kill you." Crying so much, what are you doing. ”
Of course she will be nervous, Song Yueran has never been a soft-hearted person, Xue'er tried hard to control herself and make her tears not so bad.
Song Yueran wiped Xue'er's tears with her thumb.
"Let me ask you, are you sure you really saw Zhou Yunyi having a private meeting with a man that day."
"See, the slave swears to the sky, the queen is hugging a man."
Song Yueran let go of Xue'er.
She has figured everything out, the game she did was originally a dead end, and Zhou Yunyi would definitely die.
But Zhou Yunyi escaped death because the man dressed as a guard was Xiao Chengze, and there was no second possibility.
And what is even more interesting is that Zhou Yunyi, as the queen, did not return to his Chifeng Palace when he came out of the cold palace, but was imprisoned in Xiao Chengze's bedroom.
said that without the emperor's order, Zhou Yunyi was not allowed to take a step out of the palace, which is the so-called disguised house arrest.
If the two of them really love each other and have the same feelings, why bother with this one?
Unless Zhou Yunyi doesn't know that the man who is good with her is Xiao Chengze!
"It's interesting." Song Yueran smiled weirdly.
A brand new plan appeared in her head, which could use the information difference between Xiao Chengze and Zhou Yunyi to set up a bureau.
Song Yueran thought that Zhou Yunyi still didn't know the truth of the matter, and was ready to let a man disguise himself as Xiao Erlang to seduce Zhou Yunyi.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you, on the contrary, I will promote you, I will go and talk to the Queen Mother tomorrow and transfer you to my palace to be the palace maid."
"Slave Xie Guifei Niangniang promoted." Xue'er kowtowed to Song Yueran a few times.
Song Yueran's movements were very fast, and he quickly found a man who looked more like Xiao Chengze in shape and appearance, this person was a death row prisoner who was going to die, so when Song Yueran's people found him, they promised to give his family a large sum of money, and he readily agreed to this matter.
Song Yueran ordered the guards who opened the palace door and disguised the condemned prisoner as a person who delivered things to the palace, which was easy to get in.
The main hall of the Bronze Bird Palace
The murderer is dressed as a eunuch, after all, not everyone in the harem can enter if they want to, except for the emperor, other men have to be eunuchs to enter.
Song Yueran sat on a chair and asked. "Know what I'm looking for you for?"
"Yes." The death penalty prisoner looked at Song Yueran with squinting eyes, and his saliva was about to flow out.
After reading the death row prisoner, Song Yueran looked at Xiao Cui who was standing on the side, and his two eyes swirled back and forth on his chest.
Cher was numb by the disgusting man's eyes, and wanted to throw him out and let the guards hack him to death.
Song Yueran naturally felt the man's obscene gaze, but she didn't mind this trivial matter now, anyway, the man would be broken into pieces in two days.
"Cher, bring the portrait."
Song Yueran prepared a portrait of Zhou Yunyi in advance, and Xue'er unfolded the portrait, and the eyes of the condemned prisoner were immediately attracted.
The condemned prisoner looked at the portrait and muttered, "It's beautiful, it's really beautiful like a flower." ”
"Before leaving, getting such a big beauty is really a peony flower to death, and being a ghost is also romantic."
Cher took out another set of clothes and put it on the table.
Song Yueran said, "I'll go and change my clothes in a while." Then practice your manners well, otherwise you will be exposed. ”
The condemned prisoner quickly changed his clothes and stood in front of Song Yueran and Xue'er, Song Yueran looked the condemned prisoners up and down, they were indeed very similar in height and size, but they just lacked a heroic spirit.
Song Yueran was the only condemned prisoner to go around in circles, "You have to remember that the role you play now is a guard, whose name is Xiao Erlang, and the woman in the portrait is your old friend, you have to hook her after you meet, as for whether you can be happy or not, it depends on your own ability." ”
After the actors were in place, Song Yueran began to lay out Xiao Chengze, and if the plan was to be implemented foolproofly, Xiao Chengze would definitely not appear in this process.
And the best time is when Xiao Chengze came to Tongque Palace.
Even if Xiao Chengze didn't like Song Yueran anymore, he would come to the Tongque Palace for a few days because of his face.
As long as Xiao Chengze comes to Tongque Palace, it will be the time for the plan to be implemented.
Xiao Chengze lived in his bedroom for three days in a row, and Song Yueran was not in a hurry, quietly waiting for his opportunity.
Xiao Chengze's life has not been easy in the past three days, Zhou Yunyi started a cold war, he didn't speak when he saw him every day, he stuck with Xiaocui during the day, the two of them were inseparable, and every day they ordered a bunch of food from the imperial dining room to nourish their bodies, and ate and drank together.
When Xiao Chengze mentioned that Xiao Erlang used this topic to threaten Zhou Yunyi, Zhou Yunyi didn't care.
Zhou Yunyi's inner thought at that time was, you bastard, you still dare to mention this stubble? Wait for the old lady to rest for a few days, and see how the old lady kills you?
Zhou Yunyi is planning how to take revenge on Xiao Chengze?
Xiao Chengze was distressed because his daughter-in-law refused to stick with him.
Xiao Chengze was distressed and found Situ Rou again.
After laughing wildly, Situ Rou gave an earth-shattering way to redeem the ghosts and gods.
"Make her jealous, aren't you a new concubine? You often go to the palace of your concubine and sit down. Let her feel what the gap is, and she will understand how much you loved her before, how much you cared about her, and how much you treasured her. ”
Xiao Chengze was a little speechless and said, "It sounds like a bad idea." ”
Situ Rou was very unconvinced, and the expression on her face was full of disdain, as if to say that you don't understand women's hearts, I know best.
"Where's the spoilage? It's just a bit old and cheesy, but old means that this method has been passed down for a long time, and cheesy means that there are a lot of people who use this method. ”
"I ask you, if it doesn't work, how can it be so long? How can so many people use it? ”
Situ Rou's crazy output successfully moved Xiao Chengze.
Situ Rou's persuasion only accounted for a small part, and the main reason was that he thought about it, he couldn't avoid going to Song Yueran's palace every month, why couldn't he give it a try?
What if it really makes Zhou Yunyi jealous.
Xiao Chengze decided that it was better to choose a day than to hit the sun, and today he would go to Tongque Palace to see Song Yueran.
Song Yueran heard the eunuch in the palace report that the emperor had arrived, and thought that the opportunity had finally come.
"You tell him to get ready." Song Yueran said to Xue'er.
Xue'er hurriedly went out through the side door and walked to the emperor's bedroom with the condemned prisoner.
"Concubines, see Your Majesty." Song Yueran said.
"Get up!" Xiao Chengze was thinking about what to do today? I always let people play the piano, and it's not very good to play it all night.
"The concubine is willing to play a piano for His Majesty." Song Yueran said with a smile.
Xiao Chengze didn't expect Song Yueran to take the initiative to play the piano, and since Song Yueran took the initiative to mention Xiao Chengze, he also got off the donkey down the slope.
Xiao Chengze pretended to be pretentious and said: "This is very good, the sound of the concubine is moving, and I enjoy it a lot." ”
Song Yueran thought to herself: If it weren't for dragging you down, I wouldn't have sighed.
In the evening, Mama Ding came in and told Zhou Yunyi that Xiao Chengze went to Tongque Palace again, "Your Majesty, stay in Tongque Palace today, and the queen mother, please rest early." ”
"Got it." Zhou Yunyi impatiently sent Mama Ding away.
When Xiao Chengze went to Song Yueran's palace for the first time to stay overnight, Zhou Yunyi knew that the whole person was disgusting, and he never allowed Xiao Chengze to touch a finger of himself.
Zhou Yunyi is a person with a spiritual cleanliness habit, he can't accept people who are skin-to-skin with him, and then go to be with others, nor can he accept that people who have skin-to-skin relatives with others before are with him.
All in all, in short, Zhou Yunyi decided in his heart that Xiao Chengze was an unclean man and would never get along with him again.
Zhou Yunyi was about to make the bed and fall asleep, when a note suddenly slipped in through the crack in the door.
Zhou Yunyi opened the note with curiosity, "See you in the apse." The payment is Xiao Erlang. ”
Because Zhou Yunyi had never seen Xiao Chengze write, he didn't know his font. I really thought that this note was written by Xiao Chengze, thinking that he was still teasing himself.
Zhou Yunyi kneaded the note into a ball with his hands.
"Dog Emperor, I can't play enough vest games, isn't it! The old lady let you have enough fun today. ”
Zhou Yunyi put on his clothes and walked to the apse, Xiao Chengze's bedroom is divided into the main hall and the apse, the east and west side halls, Xiao Chengze and Zhou Yunyi live in the palace on weekdays, Mama Ding is because she is Xiao Chengze's nurse and aunt in charge, her status is relatively high, Xiao Chengze authorized him to inject into the east side hall.
Because the location of the apse is not very good, it has been empty for many years, and it is only used to pile up some objects commonly used by Xiao Chengze.
After walking a few steps, Zhou Yunyi stopped, turned back, and went directly to the East Side Hall.
Zhou Yunyi complained to Mama Ding, "Mama, there are assassins. ”
Zhou Yunyi thought that Xiao Chengze was arrested as an assassin, the scene must be very funny, and she had to take advantage of the chaos to kick her feet hard.
"Oh."
Oh, that's it? Shouldn't you be surprised to hear that there are assassins?
Mama Ding calmly put on a dress and walked to the next room to wake up the sleeping little palace maid.
Mama Ding said to the little palace maid, "Go and invite the little dusty father-in-law back." ”
The little palace maid listened to the order and immediately went out to find Qingchen.
Zhou Yunyi's face was even more incredible, there were assassins looking for Qingchen, why didn't they look for the Praetorian Guard?
Fortunately, this time it was Xiao Chengze, not a real assassin, otherwise I am afraid that there would be a river of blood.
Zhou Yunyi muttered in her heart, does Xiao Chenzi know about Xiao Chengze pretending to be a guard? In case he knew, he wouldn't be able to beat Xiao Chengze.
"Mama, let's find the Praetorian Guard! It's safer. ”
Mama Ding nodded: "It also makes sense." ”
So Mama Ding quietly called the two and the Praetorian Guards.
Zhou Yunyi took the Praetorian Guards and Mama Ding to the backyard, and collided with the condemned prisoner in the guard uniform to catch a turtle in a dream.
The condemned prisoner was pressed to the ground by the two Praetorian Guards and rubbed against him, Zhou Yunyi lifted his skirt and kicked his feet in the face, frantically retaliating and beating.
After a meal, Zhou Yun was sweating profusely, and when he turned around, he saw Xiao Chengze and Xiao Chenzi standing in a daze at the door.
Zhou Yunyi looked at Xiao Chengze and then at the person lying on the ground, and then realized that it was not a person.
No, Zhou Yunyi can confirm 100% that the scar on Xiao Chengze's arm coincides with the location of Xiao Erlang's injury before.
Zhou Yunyi angrily took off the mask on the face of the condemned prisoner, revealing an extremely ugly and obscene face, Zhou Yunyi didn't hold back, and kicked again.
Xiao Chengze coughed lightly twice, "Don't kick." ”