Chapter 25 Drunk and Handsome Guy
Situ Rou nodded, "That's right!" We were taught by a master, in fact, I am still his senior sister, he doesn't want to admit it. ”
Zhou Yunyi was a little curious, "You're his senior sister, right, how do I remember that he is one year older than you?" ”
Situ Rou said: "Apprenticeship is not according to age, the two of us went to apprenticeship on the same day, I moved faster than him, and kowtowed first, so I was naturally a senior sister." ”
"Don't be lazy, keep practicing."
"Come here today, martial arts can't be practiced overnight, don't rush for a while." Zhou Yunyi secretly thought in her heart that Situ Rou would definitely not be able to live in the palace for a few days, so she decided to focus on dragging.
Situ Rou looked at the sweat on Zhou Yunyi's forehead, and realized that for this kind of noble lady who does not go out of the gate and does not step out of the second door, it is impossible to train to look like a soldier in the barracks, and it is not possible to be in a hurry, and he can't exhaust people today, and Xiao Chengze has to settle accounts with himself again.
"Okay, I see you're tired today, so I'll get here first."
Zhou Yunyi was extremely happy in her heart, and it was finally over.
After getting along for half a day, Zhou Yunyi also had some understanding of Situ Rou, and determined that Situ Rou had no idea about Xiao Chengze.
On the way back for the two of them, Situ Rou walked in front, Zhou Yunyi followed closely behind, looking at Situ Rou's straight back, Zhou Yunyi thought to herself that Situ Rou was really born in the wrong fetus, if he was born a boy, he would definitely be much more handsome than Xiao Chengze, and he was a general on the battlefield, and it was estimated that the threshold of the family would be trampled by the matchmaker.
"Xiaorou, by the way, you are not young this year, and your parents have arranged a marriage match for you."
Situ Rou said half-jokingly: "No, in fact, I am famous for killing enemies on the battlefield, and ordinary sons dare not marry me home." ”
Zhou Yunyi mentioned getting married, Situ Rou decided to tease Zhou Yunyi, "Xiao Chengze also told me before that if I don't want to marry those ordinary people, you can make me a noble concubine and enter the palace to enjoy glory and wealth." ”
Situ Rou waited for a long time, and didn't wait for Zhou Yunyi's face to appear with the expression she imagined.
"Aren't you angry?"
"What's so angry." Zhou Yunyi knew that this was just a joke between the two, and even if Xiao Chengze really had this plan, Situ Rou would not agree to enter the palace.
Her character is not to be a caged bird, but an eagle soaring in the sky.
Situ Rou put her arm on Zhou Yunyi's shoulder, "You are much more generous than Xiao Chengze said, he described you as always having a small family spirit, over time, I also thought you were a woman who loves to make trouble, but I didn't expect to meet you late as soon as I got in touch with you." ”
I know that Xiao Chengze, you are a dog emperor, and you won't say anything good behind your back.
Zhou Yunyi said: "He talks like a fart, don't pay attention to him." ”
The two of them returned to Chifeng Palace together, ready to drink together.
Zhou Yunyi looked at the sun, and it was time for her to visit Xiaocui every day.
Xiaocui's injury, because the injury has not fully recovered after a while and a half, Zhou Yunyi deliberately cleaned up the wing room in order to let Xiaocui recuperate well, and let Xiaocui live.
Zhou Yunyi said to Situ Rou: "I have to go to see my Xiaocui first, you go to the main store and wait for a while, I will go over when I am done." ”
"Xiao Cui is the little maid next to you, I heard that she was injured in order to protect you, and she can be described as loyal. I'll go with you to see her. ”
Situ Rou had already said so, and Zhou Yunyi naturally had no way to refuse. The general went to see a little maid, and she was also a little cui.
Zhou Yunyi and Situ Rou entered the door of the wing room directly.
Xiaocui was lying on the bed, and there was a person sitting next to her, it was Wang Dasco.
"Say hello to the queen, and say hello to General Situ." Wang Dascoo was a little restrained.
Xiao Cui lay on the bed unchanged, and nodded slightly to the two of them, "I've seen Miss, I've seen General Situ." ”
Situ Rou looked at Wang Dascoo with her eyes, "Who are you?" It doesn't look like a palace eunuch, nor does it look like a guard. ”
As soon as Situ Rou spoke, his expression became serious, and Wang Dasco was also a person who had never seen the world, and was frightened by Situ Rou. "I'm ...... I am..."
"His name is Wang Dasco, and he is the cook in the imperial dining room." Zhou Yunyi couldn't listen to it, Wang Da scooped up and stumbled, and simply answered Situ Rou's question for him.
Situ Rou suddenly realized, "It turned out to be a cook, it just so happened that I was going to drink with the queen mother, and there was no appetizer, so you got two peanuts and other appetizers in the small kitchen in Chifeng Palace and brought them to us." ”
"Yes, I'll go." Wang Dasco walked out of the room, went straight to the small kitchen, and began to work on the wine.
Zhou Yunyi originally wanted to say no, but Wang Dasco was running too fast, and before he could say anything, Wang Dascoo had already run away.
Zhou Yunyi naturally knew that Wang Dasco was here to see Xiaocui, and the two of them probably had just met, and they were disturbed by himself and Situ Rou after chatting a few words.
Forget it this time, and create a chance for Wang Dasco and Xiao Cui next time.
"Xiaocui, how are you feeling today?" Zhou Yunyi sat on the edge of the bed and began to express condolences to Xiaocui.
Xiaocui said: "Miss, you don't have to come to see me every day, the doctor said that I am very good, but the weather is relatively hot these days, and the wound is easy to inflame, so I can't get wet." ”
Zhou Yunyi looked at the wing room, the window was a little small, and it was indeed not conducive to ventilation.
"It's been really hot these days, and I'll not go to the storeroom for a while to get some ice for you to put in the house, so that you can cool down."
"Miss, you don't need to get me ice cubes, it's something that only the emperor and concubines can use, if you use it for me, it will attract discussion, and you let the little palace maid in the palace serve me, it's not in accordance with the rules."
Zhou Yunyi was very disapproving, "Oh, this time is different from the past, I am now the queen of the main palace, and there are many palace maids who serve me, so what's wrong with you all serving you, they chew the root of their tongues, just let them go." ”
After Zhou Yunyi's output, Xiaocui finally accepted the treatment beyond her level with peace of mind.
Zhou Yunyi and Situ Rou returned to the main hall, and Wang Dasco had already put the dishes on the table.
Situ Rou looked at the dishes on the table and couldn't help frowning.
Fried peanuts, soy sauce mixed with cucumbers, not to mention whether these two dishes are too shabby in the queen's palace, let's just say that the peanuts are about to be fried into charcoal, and the cucumbers don't look very delicious.
Situ Rou really doubts whether Wang Da Spoon is Xiao Chengze's imperial kitchen, and the emperor's imperial kitchen is at this level?
Zhou Yunyi looked at these two dishes, Wang Dascoo stayed in the imperial dining room for so long, why didn't his cooking skills improve at all?
Situ Rou picked up a peanut with chopsticks and put it in her mouth with courage, it was so unpalatable.
A peanut kernel has been half fried, and when you put it in your mouth, you can no longer taste any peanut aroma, but instead it is full of mushy taste.
"Is he really Xiao Chengze's personal imperial chef? Is there something wrong with Xiao Chengze's sense of taste! Situ Rou said.
"......" Zhou Yunyi knew in his heart that the reason why Xiao Chengze would let Wang Dasco be the imperial chef was because Wang Dashao always secretly sent things to him before, and he did it on purpose, and it had nothing to do with Wang Dasco's cooking skills.
Zhou Yunyi thought that Situ Rou didn't know about Xiao Chengze pretending to be Xiao Erlang, and was embarrassed to say it directly, so Zhou Yunyi laughed twice awkwardly.
"If it doesn't work, let's let the imperial dining room make two new dishes and send them over!"
Situ Rou nodded, and the two reached a consensus.
The imperial dining room soon delivered new dishes, and Zhou Yunyi and Situ Rou began to drink.
Zhou Yunyi was drinking red wine before the crossing, and she always didn't drink much liquor, because she felt that the taste of liquor was too spicy, and it tasted a little spicy.
However, after traveling to ancient times, it was found that the ancient people only drank baijiu, but fortunately, the liquor made by the ancients was mainly rice and sorghum, and the purity of the liquor was not highly corresponding, that is, it was about the same degree as beer.
The alcohol has a low alcohol content, so it is naturally not so difficult to drink.
That year, on the birthday of Zhou Daren, Zhou Yunyi drank two jars by himself, and there was no fragment after drinking, but there was some fluttering.
Situ Rou was not so bold at first and drank with Zhou Yunyi with a wine glass, but after two or three glasses of wine, his face was slightly flushed, and he felt that drinking with a cup was not pleasant, so he took the bowl he usually used for eating.
Zhou Yunyi saw Situ Rou change the big bowl to drink, and slapped the table and let the little palace maid take a big bowl.
Situ Rou saw Zhou Yunyi drinking with a bowl, and was happy, "You must not be reckless!" ”
Zhou Yunyi said confidently: "I'm not being strong, who can drink who is not certain." ”
Situ Rou was also excited when she heard this, no one had fought with her for a long time, she had fought with Xiao Chengze a few times before, and when she came back this time, Xiao Chengze had become the emperor, and she naturally didn't dare to fight with Xiao Chengze.
Not to mention in the barracks in peacetime, the military order is like a mountain. Alcohol is not allowed.
Two people, one bowl for you and one bowl for me, poured down with a bang, and when he was halfway through the drink, Zhou Yunyi seemed to be drunk but not drunk, as if he had found the feeling of drinking in the bar before.
"Come on, take the dice." Zhou Yunyi said.
A little palace maid hurriedly knelt in front of Zhou Yunyi, "Back to the queen's palace, you are not allowed to play dice and gamble money, so naturally there are no dice." ”
Zhou Yunyi pouted dissatisfiedly, "It's so boring, I don't even have dice." ”
"What kind of dice are you playing, let's just play fists." Situ Rou said.
Zhou Yunyi grinned, "Okay, how did I forget about the fist stroke." Come! Punch the punch. ”
As soon as Xiao Chengze entered the Chifeng Palace, he heard, "Five leaders, six six six!" ”
Xiao Chengze was a little unhappy in his heart, he was so worried about the assassin's assassination of Zhou Yunyi, but Zhou Yunyi himself was drunk in the house like a nobody, and he even punched his fist.
Situ Rou shouted, "Xiao Chengze, you're here, let's play together." ”
Zhou Yunyi was dizzy and saw a figure walk in, trying to keep his eyes open and see clearly, but found countless ghosts in front of him.
"Hi, handsome guy!" Zhou Yunyi greeted very nymphomaniac. even threw himself on Xiao Chengze's body, and the whole person hung on Xiao Chengze's body.
When Situ Rou saw this scene, she burst into laughter.
Xiao Chengze questioned Situ Rou: "Don't laugh, how can you make her drink like this?" ”
Situ Rou was still drinking by herself, "I didn't force him to drink, she drank it herself, besides, don't underestimate her, she drinks very well." ”
Zhou Yunyi was drunk like a puddle of mud, his hand was very dishonest and stroked back and forth on Xiao Chengze's body, and when he touched his chest, he also pinched his chest muscles fiercely.
Zhou Yunyi muttered, "It's so resilient!" ”
"I like ......"