Chapter 29 There's a soybean bug hanging from the tree
Situ Rou said: "But your body is a little thinner, you still need to eat more to make your body stronger."
"When you fully recover, let's go to martial arts training together."
"Not necessarily." Zhou Yunyi didn't want to go, and she also believed that Xiaocui wouldn't want to go either.
Situ Rou said arrogantly, "How can you refuse my invitation? There were a lot of soldiers lined up outside, begging me to teach them, but I didn't have time. ”
"Okay, let's go back!" Zhou Yunyi was extremely perfunctory.
Situ Rou poked Zhou Yunyi's stomach with her finger, "You love sweets so much, if you don't exercise again, I'm afraid you will grow into a little fat pig sooner or later." ”
"I won't." Zhou Yunyi stuck out his tongue and grimaced.
"Speaking of the little fat pig, I met one on the way back today, and he spoke very impulsively, but the combat effectiveness was zero, and he was knocked down before he could withstand my punch."
Zhou Yunyi listened to Situ Rou's description and laughed. "Who doesn't have long eyes, but doesn't know the famous General Situ."
Situ Rou thought about it seriously, she didn't know the little fat man who was outrageous, and she didn't remember that there was such a number one person in the palace.
"I haven't seen that little chubby dun either, but now that I think about it, his clothes shouldn't be ordinary."
"By the way, after he was tied to a tree by me, he called himself a little handsome man." Situ Rou added.
Xiao Cui was shocked, and put it next to Zhou Yunyi's ear and said, "Could it be the little young master?" ”
Zhou Yunyi said embarrassedly and embarrassedly: "Xiaorou, the little fat man who was tied to the tree by you seems to be my younger brother." ”
Situ Rou: "......"
The three of them decided to go and find out if this little chubby dun was Zhou Shuai.
When Situ Rou tied up people, he also specially found a quiet place, no palace people would pass by there, which means that at least they would be tied there for more than a day.
Situ Rou led Zhou Yunyi through the weeds, and finally arrived next to the old crooked neck tree.
Zhou Shuai was tied tightly and hung to a tree.
As soon as Zhou Shuai saw Zhou Yunyi, his mood became excited, and he began to call out loudly, "Second sister! Save me! ”
Zhou Shuai's body swayed with his call, like a soybean worm hanging on a tree.
"He's really your brother!" Situ Rou was very surprised, looked at Zhou Shuai hanging on the tree, and looked at Zhou Yunyi, "You two sisters may be famous beauties in the capital, why is my brother so unbearable." ”
Zhou Yunyi thought for a moment, "Maybe the two of us look more like our mother, and he looks more like my father!" ”
It's a loss that Lord Zhou didn't hear this next to him now, otherwise he would be angry and vomit blood.
Zhou Daren was also a well-known young talent in the capital back then, and he came to the capital from his hometown to take the exam in one fell swoop, and the examiner of the batch of exam papers also said that Zhou Daren was actually more suitable for being a Tanhua, but his score in the test was too high, and he was a little aggrieved when he was a Tanhua.
"Let's put him down first."
Zhou Yunyi watched Zhou Shuai swaying on it, maybe the rope would be broken by him at some point, and the whole person would fall down, which would be even more stumbling.
"No problem." Situ Rou quickly threw a dart from his cuff, impartially, and cut the rope hanging Zhou Shuai.
Zhou Shuai snapped and fell to the ground.
Zhou Yunyi secretly complained in his heart, what I said about letting him down was to let him down gently, not to let him fall down directly.
After Zhou Shuai came down, Xiaocui hurriedly went up to help Zhou Shuai up, Zhou Shuai sat on the ground, covered his cheeks and said that his face hurt, that's right, the moment he fell down just now, he hit the ground with his face.
"Second sister, my face hurts so much!" Zhou Shuai looked at Zhou Yunyi with tears in his eyes
"Manly man, what does it hurt!" Of course, Zhou Yunyi knew that if she fell from such a high place on a tree, she must have fallen not lightly, and it hurt that her face was swollen like this, but Zhou Shuai's snot and tears really made her embarrassed.
In the end, Zhou Yunyi was crying and had no choice but to ask Xiao Cui to invite a doctor to see Zhou Shuai.
The imperial doctor treated Zhou Shuai's wound with a simple wound, and his face was already ugly, but after the fall, he became even uglier.
Situ Rou looked at Zhou Shuai's bandaged face, laughing on the side, but Zhou Shuai dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak.
Zhou Yunyi didn't think about cheating, she knew that Zhou Shuai was not bad to the two sisters, but also had a kind of contempt for other women.
Zhou Yunyi has always felt that Zhou Shuai's values are not good, and he once tried to change, but found that it was all in vain.
"Why did you slip out on your own?" After the imperial doctor left, Zhou Yunyi began to question Zhou Shuai.
"I, I, I'm really bored staying in the yard, so I sneaked out to play for a while, who knew that I ran into ...... not long after I came out"
Zhou Shuai originally wanted to talk about the female devil, but after glancing at Situ Rou, he swallowed it back stiffly.
Zhou Yunyi said: "Didn't I tell you? Nothing special, don't take a step out of the yard. ”
Since Zhou Yunyi came out of the cold palace, the living conditions of Lord Zhou and Zhou Shuai have been much better, and Xiao Chengze was originally going to let them go back to the house outside the palace to recuperate.
But who knew that Gong Li had entered the assassin again, and he was still coming for Zhou Yunyi, Xiao Chengze was scared again, and he didn't dare to let Lord Zhou and Zhou Shuai go out of the palace, and still locked them in the courtyard for protection.
Xiao Chengze also told Zhou Yunyi about this, and Zhou Yunyi could understand, after all, the real culprit behind the assassination incident had not been caught, and it was not appropriate to let her father and younger brother go out unattended and take care of her.
"I know it's wrong, I won't next time." Zhou Shuai sincerely apologized.
Zhou Yunyi continued to ask: "Does my father know that you came out?" ”
Zhou Shuai shook his head, "Father didn't know that I sneaked out by myself." ”
Zhou Yunyi raised his hand and was about to fan Zhou Shuai.
Zhou Shuai closed his eyes in advance, and turned his face sideways, Zhou Yunyi's slap did not come down after all, and he looked at Zhou Shuai with hatred.
"How did you get so fat again?"
When I went there the first few times, I obviously lost a lot of weight, who expected to meet this time? The whole person is fatter than before their family fell.
Zhou Shuai said humbly, "Since the second sister came out of the cold palace, our treatment has been much better, and the meals we eat are no longer clear soup and little water, no oil and salt, almost all kinds of chicken, duck and fish, and before we know it, we have gained weight again." ”
Situ Rou looked at Zhou Shuai's round body, "I'll just say, if you don't exercise, you will get fat." ”
"It's all like this, when I turn around, I will take the three of you to practice martial arts together, which can not only strengthen the body, but also lose weight and slim down, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone."
Zhou Yunyi thought about it for a while, Zhou Shuai's degree of obesity is no longer simply obese, but has some pathologies, and if he is allowed to develop like this, I am afraid that it will become a serious disease, and even die because of it.
So he should lose weight, since he wants to lose weight, it would be better for someone with a responsibility like Situ Rou to supervise him.
Zhou Yunyi said: "Xiaorou, I think what you said is very right, Zhou Shuai really needs a patient and serious master, and you are the most suitable." ”
Situ Rou is not the kind of person who is stingy and holds grudges, although Zhou Shuai spoke disrespectfully to her just now and was ready to fight back, but after all, she did not suffer any substantial damage, on the contrary, she also taught Zhou Shuai a lesson, and it can be regarded as not knowing each other.
Zhou Shuai's heart was 10,000 unwilling, but under the double oppression, he had to compromise.
Zhou Yunyi decided to send Zhou Shuai back in person, and by the way, he went to visit Lord Zhou, who he hadn't seen for a long time.
Zhou Yunyi and Situ Rou strode forward, but Zhou Shuai was cowering, like a little mouse stealing things.
Mr. Zhou was still sleeping in the house at this time, and his life after retirement was so comfortable and leisurely, and he used to be busy from morning to night. When does the cloud not have a break? Although he has been removed from his official position now, he seems to have lived a good life for the elderly.
As soon as Zhou Shuai returned to the yard, he was afraid that he would be discovered by Lord Zhou, so he sneaked out and simply smeared oil on the soles of his feet in advance.
Zhou Yunyi didn't care about him anymore, and walked straight to Lord Zhou's house.
"Dad, it's time to get up." Zhou Yunyi stood next to the rocking chair and shouted loudly.
Lord Zhou was woken up all of a sudden, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was his daughter who was stretching lazily.
"Yunyi, you've come to see me."
"Uncle Zhou, it's okay." Situ Rou greeted Lord Zhou very politely.
Lord Zhou, who had just woken up, was startled, and he didn't know where a wild boy popped up, ah! No, it's a wild girl.
Zhou Yunyi hurriedly introduced Lord Zhou, "This is Situ Rou, the daughter of General Situ." ”
Master Zhou said: "It turned out to be General Situ, I didn't expect you to grow so big, I remember the last time I saw you, you were still a six or seven-year-old child, and now you are already slim, it's really time flies!" ”
Situ Rou said: "I always remember Uncle Zhou's appearance, and when I see it today, your demeanor has not diminished back then!" ”
"Hahaha, hahaha."
Master Zhou stroked his beard, which had begun to turn white, and sighed: "Old man, old man, what kind of demeanor do you have, it's just a bad old man." ”
"Uncle Zhou, be humble."
Situ Rou did not deliberately compliment Lord Zhou, but because Lord Zhou was famous in the court, although he was a civil official, his great achievements were not lost to the generals who expanded his territory.
"You two have been talking for so long, come and have some tea!"
Zhou Yunyi saw Xiaocui bring a few cups of hot tea and hurriedly used them to entertain Situ Rou.
Situ Rou took a sip of the hot tea and put it down again.
Zhou Yunyi asked, "Isn't it unappetizing?" ”
"No, it's just because I'm a rough person, I never know how to taste tea, and no matter how good the tea is, it's just boiled water to drink."
Lord Zhou interrupted the conversation between the two of them, "General Situ, can you avoid it a little, I have something I want to tell Yunyi." ”
"Nature." Situ Rou avoided it.
"Dad, what do you want to say?" Zhou Yunyi didn't know what his father wanted to do, and he had to avoid Situ Rou.
Lord Zhou said mysteriously: "Ask you for your father, does General Situ have the idea of entering the palace as a concubine." ”
Zhou Yunyi said categorically: "No." Absolutely nothing. ”
"How do you know she doesn't?" Lord Zhou asked.
"She told me herself, and she didn't have to lie to me about it."
is also right, with Situ Rou's status and his father's influence, his influence in the court should have been the best choice for the queen.
However, Xiao Chengze chose Zhou Yunyi as the queen, and the Situ family did not show dissatisfaction, which also proved that Situ Rou did not have this mind.