Chapter 48: The bed board collapsed
With a gabba sound, the bed board in the cold palace collapsed.
Zhou Yunyi and Xiao Chengze fell to the ground hard, and Zhou Yunyi wanted to become Xiao Chengze's humanoid meat pad just now.
"Get out of the way." Zhou Yunyi pushed Xiao Chengze with his hand.
Xiao Chengze realized that he was holding down Zhou Yunyi, and hurriedly moved his body away.
Zhou Yunyi complained: "I told you a long time ago, the beds here are in disrepair, and they can't bear the weight of the two of us at all." ”
Xiao Chengze is also very embarrassed now, and it is difficult to say anything more. just stretched out his hand and asked Zhou Yunyi to borrow his strength.
The two of them fell quite painfully, and after they got up, they both sat on the stool next to them, and Zhou Yunyi, as the person who was smashed below, was obviously more painful.
"I'll help you relax with a massage." In order to express his apology, Xiao Chengze offered to help Zhou Yunyi with massage.
"Do you know how to massage?" Zhou Yunyi threw out a question, in her impression, massage is much more advanced than massage, and it is a very technical job.
Xiao Chengze suffered from cervical discomfort because he had been sitting on his butt for a long time, so he asked someone to help him massage it for a while.
It's always been someone else who massages Xiao Chengze, when has Xiao Chengze given someone else a massage, should he be using her as a guinea pig? .
Xiao Chengze said confidently: "I haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run?" It's just massage, it's very simple. ”
"Oh, then you push it!" Zhou Yunyi turned his back and asked Xiao Chengze to help him massage his back.
Xiao Chengze rubbed his palms, then put his palms on Zhou Yun's shoulders and began to massage.
Xiao Chengze's first massage was heavy, and Zhou Yunyi pressed it even more painfully, and even screamed out in pain.
Zhou Yunyi's "ah" startled Xiao Chengze, "It's really painful, can you massage it?" Isn't massage supposed to be very comfortable? ”
Zhou Yunyi once again expressed her doubts, and almost didn't send her away directly just now.
Xiao Chengze just felt that he didn't make much effort at all, and he had tried his best to do the word soft.
His fragrant wife is really too delicate.
Xiao Chengze repeatedly promised that he would not exert such a lot of effort for a while, "I will be gentle." ”
Zhou Yunyi knew that Xiao Chengze was also kind and wanted to make it easier for herself.
So Zhou Yunyi said: "Okay, for the sake of Xiao Zezi's willingness to honor the palace, give Xiao Zezi another chance." ”
"Thank you, Queen." Xiao Chengze is very face-saving.
Zhou Yunyi and Xiao Chengze took the opportunity to play cosplay.
This time, Xiao Chengze performed much better than the last time.
The technique is not light or heavy, and the position is also very comfortable.
Zhou Yunyi said comfortably: "You still have some talent in your body, if you really find an old Chinese medicine doctor to study hard for two years." You are also a master of massage. ”
Xiao Chengze said: "If I didn't become an emperor, I would definitely go to study medicine." ”
The two of them pressed like this for a while.
Zhou Yunyi's whole body was very relaxed, and the person was also sleepy.
Originally, he should lie in a warm room in the middle of the night and sleep well, who knows what kind of love feeling Xiao Chengze has to come out to relive it.
Now it's okay, nothing has been done, and I fell a hard ass in the cold palace in the middle of the night.
"Let's go back to sleep, I'm so sleepy." Zhou Yunyi yawned again and again.
"It's still early, don't you think it's a pity to go back like this?" Xiao Chengze stopped his hand movements.
Zhou Yunyi yawned, pointed to the bed and said, "What's the pity, the beds here have collapsed, where can the two of us sleep?" You can't sleep on the floor, can you? ”
Xiao Chengze's eyes looked at the wooden table in front of the two.
"You don't think about it...!"
"It must be interesting!" Xiao Chengze's eyes lit up.
"Nope." Zhou Yunyi said categorically.
"If you don't try, how will you know if there is?" Xiao Chengze followed the temptation to achieve his own goals.
"This table looks so hard, you don't have to think about it, it's definitely not as comfortable as a big wooden bed." Zhou Yunyi was unmoved.
"Do you want to be on the ground, then?"
Zhou Yunyi was speechless, "......"
Zhou Yunyi covered his forehead with his right hand, "Please stop your ethereal imagination, where do you see this?" ”
Zhou Yunyi stood up, took Xiao Chengze's fingers with his little hand, and shook them from side to side.
"Let's go back quickly. Before dawn, hurry back and lie down in bed to rest. ”
"Otherwise, I don't want to have two dark circles under my eyes tomorrow. Yangmei came to me today about the autumn hunting. There are some details that have not yet been decided, and she will definitely come to me again tomorrow, just to see that you will be laughed to death by Yangmei when you go back. Zhou Yunyi said.
Xiao Chengze was also a little unhappy when he heard Yangmei's name.
"It's rare for the two of us to get along alone, what are you doing with bayberry?
"Be obedient and stop spoiling the atmosphere." Xiao Chengze roared in a low voice.
Zhou Yunyi saw from Xiao Chengze's eyes that the two of them were settled in this cold palace today.
Zhou Yun simply broke the jar and fell, and stood directly on the stool and climbed onto the table.
Then, curl up into a small ball and lie on the table.
"You can do as much as you like, right? I'm going to sleep anyway. "Zhou Yunyi is really sleepy, plus Xiao Chengze's massage just now is too comfortable, and now his eyes can't be opened!
"Then you can go to sleep." Xiao Chengze is no longer difficult for Zhou Yunyi.
Zhou Yunyi is petite, lying on my desk, and he can sleep at that time, Xiao Chengze, a big man, has no way to lie on the table, so he can only find a relatively clean floor and lie down directly.
The two of them slept in the cold palace for more than an hour, and Xiao Chengze woke up automatically, and then woke up Zhou Yunyi.
"We're going back." Xiao Chengze called softly in Zhou Yunyi's ear.
Zhou Yunyi didn't mean to open his eyes at all, and began to lie in bed again.
Xiao Chengze didn't want to get used to his bad problem, so he directly picked up Zhou Yunyi, walked out of the house, and scurried back and forth on the roof with light skills.
Autumn morning, although it is not cold, but there is always some coolness, Xiao Chengze moves very fast, and some wind will blow on Zhou Yunyi's face.
Zhou Yunyi was finally woken up, and followed Xiao Chengze back to the study with a haggard face.
On the first second of returning to the study, Zhou Yunyi collapsed on the bed again, propped up the quilt, and covered it to sleep for a night's sleep.
Xiao Chengze was amused by Zhou Yunyi's actions, "Are you so sleepy?" ”
"Really sleepy." Zhou Yunyi spoke vaguely.
Since Xiao Chengze was really sleepy, he didn't disturb her to lie quietly on the side, waiting for the time to get up.
When it was time to get ready to go to bed, Xiao Chenzi rang the bronze bell at the door.
Xiao Chengze immediately got up from the bed and began to prepare to wash and dress.
Zhou Yunyi was also taken off the bed by the little palace maids. It doesn't hurt if you sleep a little longer in the dormitory on weekdays, but now it's in the emperor's study, and the emperor usually asks some ministers to come to the study alone to discuss state affairs after the early dynasty.
In this case, Zhou Yunyi, the queen mother, is sleeping in the house, which is obviously inappropriate and insults the royal face.
Therefore, the little palace maids had to quickly dress up and put on makeup for Zhou Yunyi, and then send Zhou Yunyi back to Chifeng Palace fragrantly.
Zhou Yunyi returned to Chifeng Palace, whether she was sleeping or not, that was to depend on her own mood, after all, he Zhou Yunyi was the queen, and he still had the right to sleep lazy.
Zhou Yunyi didn't even eat a hearty breakfast in the study before he was stuffed back into Chifeng Palace.
After returning to Chifeng Palace, Zhou Yunyi sat down on the bed and asked the little maid to make her an aged Pu'er tea.
I played outside all night last night, but I forgot that there is no hot water to drink in the cold palace now, and Zhou Yunyi doesn't like to drink cold water, so he didn't drink water, which led to his mouth being dry until now, and after drinking two large bowls of tea, he finally quenched his thirst.
Zhou Yunyi's breakfast arrived, and it was all some things without oil and water. It is said that it is light to eat in the morning, and it will be more healthy.
Zhou Yunyi has never had too many requirements for breakfast, and the only thing he hates to drink is that he is not allowed to have bean juice.
When Zhou Yunyi was about to have breakfast, the little palace maid outside the door came to report, "Queen Mother, Concubine Liang has arrived." ”
"Why is she here at this hour?"
Yangmei came in a hurry to eat yesterday, why did she come in a hurry early this morning.
"According to the practice in the palace, Concubine Liang should come to you at this time to greet you." The little girl gave a lecture on the knowledge of palace rules.
Zhou Yunyi was very surprised. It turned out that according to the rules, the queen was going to work so early.
Zhou Yunyi is very glad that there is no one in the harem now, if there are many people, everyone comes to her to clock in and go to work, wouldn't it be exhausting her.
Zhou Yunyi stuffed the last bite of buns into her mouth, chewed it casually, and swallowed it into her stomach.
"Let Concubine Liang in!"
Zhou Yunyi sat directly on the seat in the main hall. The clothes and makeup were dressed up by Xiao Chengze's little palace maid in the study in the morning, so now the whole person is very solemn and neat.
"The concubine greets the queen." Yangmei simply went through the motions.
The degree of bending the knee when luggage is not enough at all, but Zhou Yunyi doesn't care much about these now, so he just opens one eye and closes one eye in his left heart.
Zhou Yunyi yawned and said, "Get up quickly!" Let's sit down and talk. ”
Yangmei made it to the first chair on the left, which is a honorable position, and it is the most noble existence except for the main work. The little palace maid also poured a cup of Pu'er tea for the bayberry.
Yangmei took a sip of the teacup, "How did you arrange the hunt?" ”
Zhou Yunyi said: "It's all arranged." The Queen Mother and all the concubines of the harem do not go. The only remaining female dependents are you and me. ”
"Just the two of us."
"Just the two of us. You can rest assured that the limelight will definitely be yours. "Zhou Yunyi can't ride a horse or shoot arrows, it's a joke for someone like her to hunt.
"What am I showmanlike?" Yang Mei smiled, "I'm afraid you have forgotten, this year's hunting in Dongshan also has a plain bone inspection." ”
"Su Gu Chacha is a girl who grew up on horseback, and the whole tribe of them is good at riding and shooting. This year's autumn hunt is sure to attract a lot of attention. ”
Zhou Yunyi felt that Yang Mei's tone of voice was a little sour, he used to sour others like this.
It is also normal that archery on horseback is not as good as that of Su Gucha. After all, people have horseback archery engraved in their genes.
"People are a nation on horseback, so why should you attack their strengths with their shortcomings?" Zhou Yunyi persuaded Yangmei not to be too entangled in the limelight.
Yangmei breathed a long sigh of relief, "Alas. ”
Yang Mei said: "It would be nice if Su Gu Chacha didn't go." ”