489. You transform, I close my eyes

Castle, Ewan's back garden!

Eight iron cages were placed side by side, and Iyun hovered in front of them. He was thinking about what excuse he could use to let these foxes go, or what excuse to let go of these witches.

Although they are here to spy on intelligence, they are evil spies, and it is not too much to kill them, but ...... Iyun mistook the innocent shrine maidens for prostitutes, and planned to threaten them with skinning them to turn into unclothed human forms and go out on the streets, which made her seem a bit degraded.

This is as evil as threatening a woman with a knife and pushing a woman, which is unacceptable to a true otaku.

Yiyun's philosophy is: female spies or female enemies can be killed, but not humiliated. Killing the enemy or killing the spy is reasonable, war, killing is inevitable. But...... Because this enemy happens to be a woman, can you force someone else and insult them? This is absolutely wrong! A female enemy should not be particularly insulted, otherwise it will be an insult to one's own integrity.

Yi Yun felt a little sorry for his previous actions, and he secretly decided in his heart: no longer forcing them to transform, punish them slightly, and let them go, after all, they still need to pass on information to scare Otomo Zonglin.

This "slight punishment" is, of course, an ordinary spoof!

"Lord Wang, the rats have been caught!" a black soldier grinned and handed over a cage of live mice, which Yiyun's soldiers had spent a lot of time catching in the gutter of the castle, and all the rats were fat and big-eared, very disgusting.

Watch a cage of rats burrow around. Yi Yun himself is disgusting, but in order to prank people, he can still endure this disgust.

He walked to the front of the first cage. The white fox in this cage is the one who has become a fan...... Seeing Yi Yun coming over with a cage of rats, Fan Zi didn't know what evil this man was going to do, so she was so frightened that she squeaked in the cage.

"Don't be afraid!" Yi Yun smiled and said, "Brother is not going to skin you for the time being...... Let's feed you some food. I know that foxes eat mice, so I caught so many of them, tsk, how many do you want to eat?"

"Squeak!" (I don't want any of them, it's disgusting!) Sail yelled.

Yi Yun listened sideways for a while, and said with a smile: "You squeaked three times, it turned out that you wanted three mice, okay." I'm ready for you!" he took an iron clamp and reached into the cage, grabbed a mouse, and threw it into Guan Fanzi's cage.

Although the appearance of the sail is that of a fox, she is still a woman inside! There is no woman in this world who is not afraid of mice. As soon as Fan Zi saw this black, fluffy, dirty thing. Immediately frightened, he jumped up in the cage.

The rat is actually afraid, the fox is an animal that wants to eat mice, do you say that the mouse can not be afraid of the fox when it sees it? It is also so frightened that it runs around in the cage, and it turns out that there is a fox and a mouse. They kept running in the cage together, and the whole cage was full of white and black shadows...... It's not lively.

"Hey, I've heard that cats have to deliberately play with mice for a while before eating mice, but I didn't expect foxes to do the same. Yi Yun deliberately said disgusting words, and moved to the next cage, which also contained a white fox, which looked very similar to Fanzi, and was a cute little fox of pure white.

But this little fox and the sail are a little different, the sail is the more clever among the witches, so the courage is also the greatest, this little fox is a very timid witch became, she is not only timid, but also young, only thirteen years old this year, but also belongs to the little Lori witch, seeing Yi Yun getting closer and closer, the mouse cage is getting closer and closer, this little fox is so frightened that he keeps shedding tears.

But Yi Yun didn't sympathize with her, did I ask you to come to my castle to spy on information? Since you are here, wouldn't it be too cheap for you not to be spoofed by me. ...,

Yi Yun picked up a mouse with an iron clamp and planned to throw it at the fox's side......

At this moment, there was a sudden white glow on the low wall of the garden, and a pure white fox appeared on the wall, its fur was whiter and shiny than the sails in the cage, and a pair of eyes were actually glowing with golden light, and the most important thing was that there were nine tails behind it, some of which were raised, some were down, some were bent to one side, and some were around the front...... It's beautiful.

Ah Guo has arrived!

As soon as she arrived, she happened to see Iyun holding a mouse and throwing it into the cage, which was the youngest girl among the shrine maidens, and she was already scared to death. She quickly shouted, "Stop, let go of the mouse, oh, no, let go of my sisters!"

Hearing her voice, Yi Yun turned his head to look, and the nine-tailed fox glowed with holy silver light, and the beautiful nine tails really blinded Yi Yun's eyes...... At this moment, Yi Yun actually looked a little distracted, and was almost so charmed that he forgot where he was.

"Scared, what you said just now?" Yi Yun asked while pretending to be frightened, and thought to himself: It's finally here, the big boss of the foxes, tsk, what about the Nine-Tails, it seems that this is the leader of the witches, that is, Izumo's Akoku. He didn't actually understand what Ah Guo said, but there was a seaweed in the house, and he hurriedly helped him translate.

"I said that!" Ah Guo kept the appearance of a fox and said in a mysterious tone: "Don't be surprised, my child, I am not an ordinary fox, I am the messenger of the Inari God......"

My child? When Iyun heard this, her stomach burst into laughter.

What a goddamn stick!

You must know that in later generations of TV dramas, cartoons, movies, etc., as long as you shoot a god stick, whether it is a Western god stick or an Eastern god stick, they all like to put the phrase "my child" on their lips, and those monks, priests, Taoist priests or other messy clergy who disguise themselves as messengers of God like to call others "children", as if this is the only way to show their nobility.

In fact, this title is indeed effective, many people will be deceived by them, make their families bankrupt, or be fascinated, but Yi Yun does not eat this set: "Hey, nine-tailed fox, how old are you? You actually call me a child? I listen to your voice is obviously a girl about twenty years old, let me tell you, I am also a person in my twenties, can a twenty-year-old girl give birth to a child as old as me?"

"Presumptuous!" Ah Guo said in a divine tone: "I am the messenger of the Inari God, since the existence of the Fuso Islands, I have lived on behalf of the Inari God, and I don't know how many years have passed, why not call a twenty-year-old man like you a child?"

Yi Yun scolded unhappily in his heart, but his face did not change at all: ", how many years have the Fusang Islands existed? It's much shorter than the history of our Great Meng Country, let me tell you, I am the messenger of the Pangu God of the Great Meng Country, I have existed since the beginning of Chaos, and I am much older than you, so you still let me call you a child." ”

“......”

The scene was cold for a while, and Ah Guo was a little temperless by the other party's attitude. What is the most helpless thing for a god stick? That is, the other party does not believe in God! This is the most incomprehensible state of the god stick.

"Forget it, I won't tease you!" Yi Yun said loudly: "For the sake of you being a talking fox, let me hear what you came to me for, you say, I listen...... Don't waste too much of my time and don't see that I'm feeding the fox? Oh, by the way, would you like to eat one too?"

"Don't feed the noble oracle with filthy rats!" Ah Guo was furious: "These eight white foxes caught by you are my sisters, they are all messengers of the gods, please let them go." ”...,

"Cut, I don't believe it!" Yi Yun was actually having a headache Why did he release these eight foxes without a trace, and now Ah Guo came to ask for them, just taking the opportunity to step down, but as soon as people said that it was a divine envoy, he let go of the foxes, which was a little too obedient, how to guarantee the face of a man? Of course, Yi Yun had to embarrass her casually and pretend.

"I know you won't believe it! You said you were going to skin your sisters...... Because they don't want to be human. Ah Guo said seriously: "I came this time to make you believe in this...... Please watch me turn into a human form. ”

Scared? Going to transform? Yi Yun was shocked, why did he want to transform as soon as he came?

Yi Yun tilted his head, and immediately understood, it must have been when he threatened these girls with skinning just now, and there were other foxes next to him who heard it and ran back to report the news. Oh my God, just now my buddy thought you were prostitutes, so he threatened you to transform, but then I found out that you are not prostitutes, so I don't need you to transform, I'm not a whore who threatens beautiful women to take off their clothes with skin, I'm a new generation of good otaku.

Yi Yun hurriedly shook his head: "Don't ......"

He was about to say don't transform, he doesn't need you to transform...... But before the words were spoken, Ah Guo on the wall had begun to transform.

It turned out that she saw that Fanzi was being chased up and down by the rats in the cage, and she was pitiful, and she was anxious to rescue her sisters as soon as possible. And she made up her mind to come here to expose her body in front of a man, in fact, she also held back a bit of courage, if the time dragged on a little longer, she was worried that she would not have the courage to transform. Therefore, she hurriedly changed her body and saved her sisters, lest no one could save them after she repented.

So before he could say a word, Ah Guo began to transform.

Her fox body jumped off the wall and landed in front of Iyun, the white fur began to shrink into her body, and the nine tails began to disappear one by one. The golden light shines brightly, and countless golden rays are interspersed into every corner of the yard......

Daddy, this guy really wants to transform in front of me? Yi Yun was secretly shocked in his heart, no, then don't I want to see the naked body of a witch? This ...... It's too undisciplined, isn't it?,It's like I'm forcing her with her sisters.,It's really boring.。 Brother does everything, but he doesn't do bad things that force good people to become prostitutes.

Yi Yun didn't think about it, his eyes brushed the ground and closed.

He didn't open his mouth to stop him, nor did he turn around or anything, because he also wanted to save face, and if the woman was naked in front of him, but he turned around and ran, wouldn't it be a shame? But he didn't want to force Liang to become a prostitute, so he simply closed his eyes. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )