34, silly car
Because the ambassador was busy with official business, he briefly spoke a few words to Song Wenbin and then took a helicopter to Lagos.
However, the troops did not leave, and they continued to sweep away the remnants of Babu's armed forces in the surrounding area.
In the dense forests and mountains, there are occasional gunshots echoing.
But this is not a problem for Song Wenbin, in fact, under the wrap of the army, in the wilderness of this mountain, it is the most comfortable day Song Wenbin has had in many years.
His safety is guaranteed, there are domestic standard equipment everywhere, the air is also very fresh, there are lush plants everywhere, there is no trace of the city, and he has lost his mobile phone, he can no longer watch videos, and more importantly, he has something to do.
The soldiers in the army dutifully helped him find the two doors that had been dragged off by Wuling Hongguang before, and unlike the stingy program team, these military vehicles carried a lot of parts and tools for maintenance, and Song Wenbin could use them to his heart's content.
After a marching breakfast, Song Wenbin sat on the grass and repaired his Wuling Hongguang with the help of several photographers. After the experience of the church kidnapping, it seems that the director's threats don't work for them. Even many photographers took the initiative to add Song Wenbin's WeChat and said that they would invite him to dinner after returning to China.
With the help of many people, Song Wenbin repaired his car door. The only fly in the ointment was that the door was fixed, but he couldn't get rid of the damn paint, because the army didn't go out with solvents, which made many soldiers snicker when they looked at his car.
At dinner time, Sutina woke up from her sleep. She had a messy head of hair and slipped into the military tent to look around.
Seeing Song Wenbin sitting in front of Wuling Hongguang cooking dinner, she sat next to him with great interest.
"Morning." She said hello.
Song Wenbin looked at Su Tina in surprise and said, "I'm dizzy, it's night, and I thought it would be Huo Yu who got up first." ”
"Huo Yu slept to death, I don't think it's strange that she slept until tomorrow."
Sutina sniffled and said, "What is this?" Weird smelly. ”
"Canned tuna boiled beans." Song Wenbin took out a piece of bread and handed it to Sutina and said, "It's the marching food for these soldiers." ”
"I just got up when I smelled the incense."
Sutina took the bread and stirred the small iron pot with a spoon, scooped a spoonful of bread on it, "I'll sleep again when I'm done." ”
"Hmm."
Song Wenbin said absentmindedly.
Looking at Wuling Hongguang's ugly paintwork, a thought gradually took shape in his mind.
"By the way, there's one thing you haven't told me yet."
Sutina muttered as she munched on bread and fish.
"What's the matter?"
Song Wenbin asked.
"I can't figure out how you know that black kid was not doing well in that church. I'm stunned, you can't really learn any physiognomy, do you? ”
Song Wenbin smiled: "Then have you really been married three times and have a child?" ”
Su tina was almost choked by the beans in her mouth, she pushed Song Wenbin hard, "You can pull it down, if the situation is not urgent, I have to stab your tongue with a skewer, you can really pull it too well." I don't even know which words are true and which are false. ”
"Uh-huh."
The thoughts in Song Wenbin's heart gradually took shape.
"Tell me."
Seeing that Song Wenbin didn't say anything, Su tina snorted a little coquettishly: "You tell me!" ”
"Tell you what?"
Song Wenbin was surprised.
"Why do you know that black chief has children and bad grades?"
Song Wenbin didn't answer, he opened the trunk of his Wuling Hongguang, took out two bottles of red spray paint he had purchased before and threw them to Sutina.
"Do you really want to know?"
"Of course." Sutina looked at the spray paint beside her: "What are you doing here?" ”
"If you want to know, do me a favor, do me a favor and I'll tell you."
"What's the busy?"
Song Wenbin whispered a few words close to Su Tina's ear, the smile on Su Tina's face slowly disappeared, and she became a little hesitant: "This ..... This..... Not good..... You've been through so much, you two can't ..... yet."
"Only the governor is allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps?" Song Wenbin said: "I see you were smiling quite happily that day, why are you not happy when it is her turn...."
"But she didn't lie...."Sutina looked at the spray paint, her eyes dodging: "You were original..."
"Did I lie?"
Song Wenbin whispered like a demon: "Come on, Sutina, I can't speak English well, you can just help me write it." ”
"No..... No...."Sutina still shook her head: "That's a terrible ....."
"Look, Sutina." Song Wenbin continued to whisper: "My car has been destroyed by this thing, and it must be sold cheaply..... Now it's just you and her to compete, if you're in my name..... Operate it a little bit, think about it, is it the last 100,000 yuan......"
Su Tina was moved when she heard this, bit her lip and looked at Song Wenbin, and sighed: "Your mouth is really bad enough, no wonder so many people reported you in the live broadcast." ”
"Don't talk too far, you can do it."
"It's really you, if it's someone else, I won't do it."
Sutina stood up helplessly, gritted her teeth, and sprayed the spray paint on Huo Yu's MG car shell.
While spraying her, she asked, "Then can you tell me now why you know that black man has children?" ”
"It's actually quite simple."
"On the first day we came to Nigeria, I saw people selling all kinds of strange dried animal carcasses, including monkey heads, and many adults brought children to buy them," Song said. Then we went to the restaurant, and the owner of the restaurant also had a monkey's head on the wall, saying that it was for improving grades. And then this time, the black man Babu took us to the church, and although he was a Christian, he believed in a primitive way, and he placed many sacrifices under the crucifixion, including a monkey's head. So he must have a child, and the child's grades are not good, so he prays like this. ”
Sutina was silent.
Song Wenbin seems to be very simple to say, but in that situation, she can still observe the surroundings, and most importantly, she can tell an unbelievable story to make those black people believe, and she feels that it is not simple at all.
"So, how do you know that the black kid is studying abroad, and that he wants the kid to go into politics or something... I really can't understand it...."
"He knows the time of cross-border transfers well, it is definitely not the first time to transfer money, and where is his son if he is not in a foreign country, in fact, I estimate that most of his son is in the UK. Because this place speaks English, but I'm afraid of speaking too much, after all, there are many English-speaking countries, so I only dare to say it 100% with certainty. ”
Song Wenbin shrugged: "As for politics, it's even simpler, he can collect tolls on this kind of fairly good road, and he can bring a gun and wear a military uniform, which is more or less a background." In fact, I think most parents want their children to be in a serious business, but I think if they are yellow, they will probably be more low-key. ”
Sutina was silent again, what Song Wenbin said seemed to be outside her cognition, something that had never been written in the textbook.
"So... After that, those things, those sacrifices, are you also reasoning? ”
"No, I'm not that good, I made it all up. It's just that maybe I'm a few years older and have seen the scenes of sacrifice in some backward places. Song Wenbin said softly: "The poorer the place, the more people need spiritual sustenance, and the more prosperous the religion is." ”
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Early the next morning.
Song Wenbin was woken up from his sleep by a high-pitched scream.
Then the tent where he was resting was forcibly broken, and a hook-like hand dragged him through the grass while he was still in his sleeping bag.
"This is a good thing you did!?"
Huo Yu pointed to his car and said angrily.
Song Wenbin, who was in the sleeping bag, looked at the bright red English letters on Huo Yu's white MG, and showed a confused look: "What are you talking about?" ”
"You're still playing dumb with me!?" Huo Yu jumped to his feet angrily: "Did you write this!" ”
Song Wenbin looked at her in confusion: "Please, Director Huo, we are not illiterate for a day or two, this mobile phone has been lost, Baidu Translator can't find it, where can I write English for you." ”
Huo Yu was stunned for a moment, a trace of dazedness appeared on her furious face, and then she inserted her fingers into her hair, her eyes wailing.
"Su-Ti-Na!!"
With that, she rushed to Sutina's tent, "Slut! You slut! You come out for me!! ”
Sutina had already woken up, and was now hiding behind a tree and peeking out while brushing her teeth. She thought she was hiding well, but the photographer behind her betrayed her.
Huo Yu looked around and saw the photographer, and rushed towards the tree with his legs, Sutina ran wildly on the grass with a toothbrush and a cup in her mouth, but how could she be Huo Yu's opponent, she was caught up in three or two clicks.
Huo Yu pressed Sutina to the ground, grabbed her toothbrush and poked her in the mouth: "I misread you!" ”
While stabbing her, he said hatefully: "You bad embryo! Traitor! ”
"No....not I wrote it..... no.... I wrote it! But it was Song Wenbin who asked me to write ....." Sutina muttered.
"Do whatever he tells you to do! You're so cheap!! Huo Yu said loudly in disgust.
"I didn't!!" Su tina sprayed Huo Yu's face and screamed, "Mingming....Obviously, you also called me when you wrote that night!" ”
"Hey, Director Huo, this word is weirdly beautiful, what does it mean that you came to translate for me." Song Wenbin shouted at Huo Yu in the distance.
"Translator, you're big! Don't you know what to write in your own heart!? Huo Yu straightened up from Su Tina, pointed at Song Wenbin from a distance and scolded.
Huo Yu's scolding attracted the staff of the film crew, and Wei Ning ran over with the camera in high spirits, and Huo Yu's car was a wild shot.
Song Wenbin squatted in front of the car and asked the camera: "Wei Ning, you come to help translate, maybe there are people in the audience who don't understand English like us." ”
"Okay, Brother Bin."
Wei Ning said happily: "idiot'car, in English, it means the car of an idiot, and the i'm moron on the back of the car also means something similar, that is, I am an idiot, and this side tomboy is a little difficult to understand, but it is probably the meaning of a man's wife....."
Huo Yu rushed over quickly, Wei Ning was knocked out with the camera, he got up, ran with the camera, and ran fast. Due to his professionalism, the camera was still aimed at Huo Yu's angry face when he fled.